The Holy Grail of Self-discipline Xiawuren

"Jie, hurry up and don't dawdle, or you won't be able to catch up with the dessert sale!"

Enlightenment waved to me from the front, beckoning me to line up for the dessert he wanted to eat together.

"coming."

I stepped out of the shadow of the hospital building and walked towards Wu under the sun.

October 2018, 10, the second day of the 'Holy Grail War'.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Satoru and I stood on the Yokohama Bridge with a crepe, eating while watching the armed confrontation between Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima.

"Is the 'Holy Grail War' to let the master play? What is the meaning of summoning the servant?"

Wu Wu took a big bite of the crepe with an 'oooooooooo', and commented inarticulately.

"No, theoretically, it's a Servant fighting, but if the Master ends, there's no reason for others to stop it."

I used my tongue to feel the sweetness of the cream, but fortunately, I can accept it.

"Next time Wu Wu, go and buy desserts by yourself."

I found that as long as I stay with this person, I will eat a lot of sweets for no reason. This bad habit needs to be corrected.

"Jie, you really don't understand the beauty of sweets, so give me the one in your hand."

The guy in the sunglasses craned his neck and brought his mouth closer to the crepe in my hand.

I quickly raised my arms.

"You have it yourself, don't steal it from others."

"No, it's obviously Jie who said that the crepes are not delicious. I'm here to help you solve your troubles."

He is unrelenting.

"When did I say crepes are bad?"

"I said it!"

"no!"

"I said it!!"

"no!"

Enlightenment is obsessed with turning black and white, and I will not give up an inch for my own reputation.

"Arnold~ Can the two of you stop for a while?"

Someone tried to interrupt my confrontation with Satoru.

"Huh?" x2

Satoru and I turned our heads to the source of the sound at the same time, intending to see which blind guy interrupted our conversation.

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a sand-colored windbreaker and wrapped in bandages, waved his right hand with a smile.

"Where's your servant? Or, Dazai-san, you plan to participate in the 'Holy Grail War' in person?"

I noticed that there was no trace of a follower around Dazai Osamu, and there was nothing suspicious except for a bag of books in his left hand.

"I'm not interested in the 'Holy Grail War' at all~ But these storybooks are very interesting, I haven't noticed before, it turns out that Andersen actually wrote so many fairy tales~"

Osamu Dazai casually took out the picture book of fairy tales placed at the top of the bag.

"Like this 'Little Mermaid' story, my eyes were almost swollen from crying when I saw it~"

I focused on the eyes of the person who said this, they were smooth and dry without any tear marks, Osamu Dazai was lying to a ghost.

Seeing that I didn't answer, Osamu Dazai calmly handed the book into my hand.

"Does 'Judger' know about Andersen's skills? Will there be a Little Mermaid too?"

I took the picture book of fairy tales that stabbed at me like a dagger.

"Only the master will know this kind of thing, what's the use of asking me?"

"Hey~~ So, I thought that the 'judgment' would have a lot of authority higher than the master, such as knowing the opponent's various skills, job descriptions, or controlling where the servants appear?"

There was disappointment in Osamu Dazai's iris eyes.

"I originally planned to get close to you, the 'Judger', so as to grasp the black history of the little slug. It's really~~ regret~ regret~"

The man in the sand-colored windbreaker rested his chin on one hand, blinking pitifully.

If Osamu Dazai is currently in a Niu Lang restaurant in Ginza, with his cute and pitiful attitude, he must have attracted rich women scrambling to open champagne towers for him.

Thinking of this, I was brought back to my thoughts by the stabbing pain on the back of my hand.

It was Osamu Dazai. He took another picture book of fairy tales and stabbed it on the back of my hand.

"I always feel that you're thinking about something impolite just now, 'Judger'."

Osamu Dazai, who was holding a picture book, smiled very gently.

"I think I'm already very polite compared to your behavior."

I reached out and took the picture book of fairy tales from Osamu Dazai's hand to avoid being poked again.

"Hmm~ It seems that the 'Judger' is also a person with a childlike innocence, so I will give you these two books."

Osamu Dazai shrugged and waved sideways.

"I have to go back to read the story, so I'll see you soon~"

"I always feel that this guy has bad intentions."

Satoru with puffy cheeks sticks his head out from my shoulder, looking at the storybook in my hand.

"Wu, you ate all my crepes."

I squinted to meet the blue eyes under the sunglasses.

While I was talking to Osamu Dazai, Satoru seized the opportunity to swallow the crepe he was eyeing.

The blue eyes were shining, and even the snow-colored eyelashes were full of pride.

"never mind."

I sighed, I expected this guy to do this, let's see what the second picture book of fairy tales is.

I flipped to the front of the picture book, and it was "The Red Dancing Shoes".

"Huh? Do Osamu Dazai want to wear red shoes to the dance?"

Enlightenment's thoughts diverged and I was speechless.

"Maybe, we can tell Chuya Nakahara that he will give Osamu Dazai a pair of red dancing shoes at the ball next time."

I closed the fairy tale picture book and put it and "The Little Mermaid" on the bridge.

"Don't want it?"

Wu tilted his head.

"Perhaps Alice would like it."

He still remembers the time when I asked Katsuobu Yujin to help Alice buy a picture book of fairy tales.

"It's okay, Alice already has it, if she still wants it, we can buy it for her again."

"Right."

Satoru finished the crepe in his hand and left Yokohama Bridge with me.

The sea breeze blew over, and even the salty and wet smell spread to the noses of the people on the shore.

The two picture books of fairy tales were not blown by the sea breeze because of their good quality, and they remained motionless, waiting for someone who was destined to pick them up.

One of the reasons why I kept those two fairy tale picture books is because Osamu Dazai bought them, and I don't want them at all.

The other is that just as Satoru felt, Dazai Osamu's intention for coming was not friendly.

The ending of "The Little Mermaid" is that the little mermaid gave up her revenge and turned into a bubble when the sun rose.

The ending of "Red Shoes" is that the little girl who loves vanity has her feet wearing red shoes cut off, and those feet still dance in the wilderness day and night.

Whether it's the former or the latter, it can't be called he at all.

'Dazai Osamu is a metaphor for my ending?Or just curse my end? '

This was the first thought that came to my mind after seeing the names of those two books.

'The Armed Detective Agency is really a troublesome existence, whether it is Edogawa Ranpo or Dazai Osamu, both of them are people with outstanding intelligence.As long as they catch the small tail of anything, it is guaranteed that within two days, even the old one will be shaken out.

Nakahara Chuya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke of the port mafia are simpler than them. Of course, the armed forces of the port mafia should not be underestimated.It is an organization that should exist in the dark, but it can have such a powerful supernatural power. Are all government agencies eating nothing?

Tsk, the feng shui in Yokohama is indeed very problematic. '

While I was in deep thought, Wu grabbed my bangs.

"It's too much, when you're dating the most handsome Wujo teacher in the world, Jie, you're still distracted!"

Satoru looked at me accusingly.

"Did you step on another boat behind my back?"

The blue eyes narrowed dangerously.

"……how is this possible?"

"Jie, you hesitated just now and didn't answer my question immediately."

The force of pulling my bangs became stronger.

"Sure enough, Jie must have stepped on another boat behind my back! Tell me, who is it? I'm going to kill him/her right now!"

Annoyed, Satoru didn't forget to say two third-person pronouns, including both genders.

"How is it possible? I'm not on two boats."

For the sake of my bangs, I can only lower my head a little, in case Wu really pulls them.

"Liar! Jie, you are the best at acting. You must be hiding something from me."

Enlightenment's hand began to shake, and even I leaned my neck to follow his hand.

"Really not, if you don't believe me, check my phone."

I took out the black mobile phone and handed it to Zhiwu.

At this time, the height difference was too much, Wu easily grabbed my bangs, and could use the other hand to flip through the chat records on the phone.

"Okay, you pass the test, Jie Jie."

5 minutes later, my bangs were liberated.

With the help of the glass on the side of the street, I reached out and straightened my bangs to restore it to its previous shape.

"Obviously the 'Six Eyes' can collect all the information in an instant, Wu You actually looked at the phone for 5 minutes, you are not taking the opportunity to revenge me, are you?"

Without the murderous bangs hanging over my forehead, my thinking level returned to normal, which allowed me to notice the small difference in timing.

"correct."

Wu Tan frankly admitted his narrow-mindedness and revenge.

"Jay, are you going to be angry?"

He even showed a look of anticipation.

So I reached out and quickly took the wallet from Wu's pocket.

"Of course there will be revenge."

I shook the weight of my wallet, it was quite heavy.

"I'll take revenge on you for not being able to eat the cake you've been thinking about today."

After speaking, I took my wallet and ran into the crowd.

Thanks to the off-duty time, no matter whether it is the passing vehicles or the office workers rushing to eat, people come and go, even Wu with the 'no lower limit technique' can't catch me in the first place.

Sure enough, when I ran to the opposite side of the street, I looked back and saw the surprised expression on Wu's face.

"As a conjurer, Wu, you can't be so lax!"

I put my palm on my mouth and shouted to Wu who was across the road.

"what?"

He laughed flamboyantly.

"Obviously I'm trying to catch you, just wait, I'll catch up to you right away!"

Wu waved away the people around him and rushed towards me.