The Holy Grail of Self-discipline Xiawuren

"Master~help me wipe my back~"

Wu got overwhelmed and handed me the towel, turned around to reveal the lines of his back, and his whole body was filled with an air of joy.

I finally got over the habit of sighing when Wu got into trouble, reached out to take the towel, and wiped his back with warm water.

After this guy realized that as long as he called me 'master' a few more times, I would agree to his rude request even though he didn't think it was rude, he started to play tricks.

He couldn't sleep anymore, clamoring for snacks and Xijiufu, he was going to starve to death, he was unconscious and his blood sugar plummeted.

I looked at the person in front of me who still had the energy to pull the curtain and said that he would use it to tie a bow, and expressed deep doubts about his words.But in order to prevent him from being really hungry, I still chose to take him out for food.

It was already 04:30 in the morning, the attendants had already rested, and the whole villa was quiet. I took him to the direction of the kitchen.

"Shh, keep your voice down, Jay, don't get caught."

Wu raised his index finger in front of his lips, vigilance and caution were written on his face, and he tapped his steps lightly like a cat, as if we were going to do something shady.

"Enlightenment..."

"Shh!!!"

He interrupted me, his expression became more excited, and his hands were made into phantoms, the purpose was to shut me up.

I zipped up my mouth, Satoshi satisfied.

It took us 3 minutes to walk to the kitchen, but with Satoru's unremitting efforts, it took us 8 minutes to finally reach our destination.

"I'm so hungry, Jay, I'm so hungry that I can't lift my hands."

The culprit was lying on my back eagerly. I carried this guy to the kitchen after I went down the stairs, because he said that he was weak in his hands and feet and could not walk.

What else can I do?Those who pick it up by themselves can only carry it on their own.

The long-armed and long-legged Satoru hangs on my back, as if adding a large pendant to me.The pendant is not honest, he swayed his limbs vigorously along the way, like an octopus, which really exercised my balance ability.

After finally reaching the kitchen, this guy still refused to walk on the ground, and opened his mouth without any sense of shame, waiting for my food.

In order to end my nanny career as soon as possible, I agreed to the feeding behavior, so that I ordered the kitchen to prepare more desserts before going to bed, which made my feeding process not too tortuous.

In the end, it was too early for me to relax my vigilance, and more twists and turns were yet to come, because this guy Wu Zang started to act like a demon again after offering sacrifices to the Wu Zang Temple.

At first, he intended to make a cake by himself, but the egg flew to the window sill; later, he focused on the oven, and turned it into a box for oil; then he took a fancy to the juicer, and blew half of the fruit in the refrigerator ;Finally he said he was tired from playing and wanted to go back to rest, but he slipped on the soles of his feet halfway, stepped on the fruit peels that fell out of the garbage basket and rolled into the flour pile, and I was going to reach out to hold him...

"Wu, did you do it on purpose? You clearly knew that I would reach out and grab you, but you deliberately poured it into the flour pile, and even dragged me along."

Annoyed, I intensified the rubbing motion with my hands, turning Satoru's hair into a place of foam.After wiping his back, I remembered that this guy hadn't washed his hair yet, and Wu was lazily planning to pass by, so I could only push him forcefully on the bench to help him clean his hair.

"Wow~ so many bubbles~Jie, make more~"

Relying on the ability to partially cast unlimited spells, this guy Wu is not afraid of the possibility of shampoo getting into his eyes at all. He opened his eyes arrogantly and played the bubble poking game with a smile.

Satoru waved his hands around, trying not to let go of any innocent Bubbles, and he played very hard, but fortunately he still remembered not to move his foot, otherwise there would be a chase in the shower.

"Wu You look like a butterfly now."

Because the master's arm is waving, the butterfly bone on Wu's back is highlighted. It flaps up and down, like a dancing butterfly, who can choose to pursue the more fragrant flowers in the distance at any time.

"what?"

Satoru was so immersed in the bubble game that he couldn't hear what I said.

"I said, it's time for you to wash off the foam and close your eyes."

"Oh."

I picked up the shower head and lathered up this large, obediently closed-eyed child.

"Okay, you can open your eyes and brush your hair yourself."

After washing him from head to toe several times, and after confirming that there was no residual foam, I threw a clean towel on Shiwu's head, intending to tidy myself up.

"Jie, now it's Wutiao's turn to wash Jie's hair!"

Enlightenment excitedly carried the towel on his shoulders, raised the shower head with great interest, and motioned for me to sit on the small bench and let him do whatever he wanted.

"……can you?"

I doubt I'm going to be sent to the doctor at sunrise because of my bathing problem, which would be too embarrassing.

"Relax~Reassure~"

With a smug smile, Wu couldn't help but push me on the bench, just like what I did to him before, which made me suspect that he had a "grudge" for a long time, and now he has finally caught "revenge" 'Opportunity.

Surprisingly, Satoru acted in an orderly manner when washing my hair. There was no such thing as intentionally pouring half a bottle of shampoo on my head to create bubbles. The technique was also very gentle and did not torment my fragility. scalp.

"I understand what you can do."

I closed my eyes and enjoyed a moderate scalp massage, and praised me.

"Of course, I'm Gojo-sensei."

His little tail was raised.

"Jie, your hair is very soft, not like a hedgehog at all."

Sorry tone.

"If it's like a hedgehog, then my hairstyle will be a cannonball."

"Yeah, let's forget about it. Jie with the cannon hairstyle is too scary. It's better as it is now."

He was rubbing my hair and muttering.

"Puff puff…"

The person behind suddenly made a strange sound, and it sounded like the other party was holding back a smile.

"...What did you do, Wu?"

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Hahaha, Jie with two ball heads is so funny, hahaha..."

The guy who promised to wash my hair forgot his business, and stood aside happily with his stomach in his arms.

I stretched out my hand feeling uneasy, and touched the left and right sides of the top of my head, and they were rubbed out into two ball shapes...

"... Enlightenment..."

I feel my hand shaking and it says it's itchy and wants to beat it.

"Hahahaha... Jie, you look so funny!"

I heard the sound of hammering a plank behind me, Wu was already laughing so hard that he fell to the ground.

"Depend on!"

I took the shower at hand and washed my hair by myself.

"Ah, the meatball is gone, Jie, you are too much~"

The perpetrators blamed the victims without hesitation.