The Holy Grail of Self-discipline Xiawuren

"Hey, master, long time no see, I am very pleased to see you so healthy~"

A frivolous greeting suddenly sounded in my calm and dark dream, and the tone was so familiar, as if it came from my mouth.

"who are you?"

Accompanied by my question, the dark dream began to change, from dark black to gray, and then to white, this process changed very quickly, just a moment of breathing, my dream was filled with white flowers full.

Fortunately, because it is in a dream, even if the light changes suddenly, human eyes will not be stimulated and hurt, so I can enjoy this dream scene that is difficult to see in reality.

"Long time no see, Merlin, your taste is still as fancy as usual."

When the sea of ​​flowers bloomed, I remembered who it was who came uninvited and broke into my dream.

"Hey, hey? Didn't you say that you have lost your memory, master? How come you still remember my name? Could it be that my charm has reached this point? No, I like girls. If your gender is a cute girl, master For children, well, it’s not impossible..."

Wearing a white robe, with yellow flowers in his ears, and holding a golden magic wand, the great magician Merlin chatted on the other side of the sea of ​​flowers.

"I hear your complaints. It's a pity that I can't be a cute girl."

As long as the owner of the dream is willing, he can know everything that happened in the dream, not to mention that Merlin didn't intend to lower his volume at all, every complaint he made honestly reached my ears.

Gee.

I'm a little upset that my dream was invaded by this incomprehensible great magician.

"Hahaha, if you really become a girl, master, you will definitely be cuter than Lixiang~"

The great magician floated around holding his blushing face.

I ignored this emotionally distorted guy, found a place to lie down in the sea of ​​flowers, and began to close my eyes and meditate.

After entertaining himself for a long time, he suddenly found that the great magician who no one was talking about finally stopped performing art, and he looked around.

"It's hard to meet again, master, you actually ignore me at all, this really makes me sadder than Artoria looking at me like a pig~"

Merlin walked towards me with his wand.

I still didn't speak, it's nighttime now, for the sake of my health, I have to go to bed early and get up early, and I can't stay up late.

"master~"

"ma~s~ter~~ma~s~ter~~"

Seeing that I ignored him, Merlin began to shamelessly make noise in my ears.

"what?"

I opened my right eye and squinted at Merlin.

"There is nothing~~"

Merlin spread his left hand and smiled meanly.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Fist hardened.

"Speaking of which, master, why did you recover your memory at this time, much earlier than expected."

Seeing that it was really possible for me to land my fist on his face, Merlin tactfully changed the subject.

I close my right eye, out of sight, out of mind.

"There is no memory recovery, only your name is remembered."

Hearing what I said, Merlin was so surprised that flowers floated all over his body, and he looked at me with tears in his eyes.

"Master, you actually care about me so much, what can I do? After all, I like cute girls..."

"boom!"

This time my fist didn't obey my command, it threw itself on the face of the great magician and sent him far away.

After cleaning for a long time, the great magician came back rubbing his face.

"Master, you are really impolite. This is the only face I can see."

You are really self-aware, Merlin.

"What do you want to do when you suddenly ran into this world?"

I closed my eyes and paid attention to the sounds around me. After a sound of clothes rubbing against flowers and grass, Merlin sat beside me.

"Oh, it's just that you have been away from Chaldea for a long time, Master, and everyone misses you very much, so they sent me as a representative to visit. Here, this is a present~"

A plate of food with a pungent aroma was brought to my nose, and I opened my eyes to see, good guy, a bright red dish.

It is the spicy mapo tofu that can kill people.

(◣_◢) What did you say to visit me? In fact, the purpose is to want me to die on the spot.

Seeing the distrust on my face, Merlin touched his nose and took out a wooden box from his pocket again.

I took it with the idea of ​​'I want to see what kind of monster you want to do', but after I took it, I realized that it was actually not one copy, but two copies.

On top of the wooden box is a card, exactly the same as the white bull card that Alice gave me earlier.

I put the cards aside and opened the box first.

"...It turned out to be this."

After seeing the contents of the box, I closed the lid and tied it with a ribbon.

Merlin watched my actions from the side, didn't say anything, and kept his usual frivolous smile.

Then I took that card and infused it with magic, and it became an oil painting.

"I can also leave my self-portrait to the master~"

Looking at the 'Self-Portrait in Chaldea' that originated from Van Gogh in my hand, Merlin suddenly had an uncompetitive desire to win.

"Van Gogh's self-portrait can sell hundreds of millions, can yours do it?"

I solemnly put away the oil painting, and in order not to let it be polluted by filth, I even wrapped it with a silk scarf.

"I am brother Merlin who is crowned caster, magician of flowers, how can my self-portrait not be sold?"

Merlin objected to my slander.

But I'm talking about the selling price, not whether it can be sold.

"Your self-awareness is really too clear, Merlin."

"No, what I said is that Brother Merlin's self-portrait will also sell for a very good price!"

Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Merlin made amends.

"Okay, if there is nothing else, you can go and don't disturb my sleep."

I waved my right hand, trying to drive away the flower magician who disturbed my slumber.

"No! I managed to snatch Lancelot's chance to come to this world, so it would be too bad to go back like this!"

In desperation, Merlin, who exposed the truth that he was able to reach my dream, tried to play tricks, so as to achieve the purpose of staying in this world.

To be honest, Meilin, you are nothing more than a courier boy delivering goods, but you actually want to change from a mobile booth to a resident business, you need to pay a membership fee, understand?

The very upright Merlin promised to pay back the membership fee. Since he has no money in this world, he will use his own body to repay the debt.

"That's it. He is my newly summoned servant. Because there are already two Hassans in the shadow, and his words are too crowded, so I simply asked him to help train the first-year students."

Leaving aside the secrets about Chaldea, I briefly introduced the existence of Merlin to Satoru.

Wu Zai glanced at Merlin with his blue eyes, confirming that his serva

After t identity, with a big wave of his hand, he agreed to my nonsense.

Being taken out of the warm bed early in the morning, Knotaba Yuhito and Fu Heihui, who fell asleep late because of the task, yawned and watched as Wu and I finalized their additional training teacher in a few words. The half-opened mouth was so surprised that he forgot to close it.

"Wait, Mr. Wujo, you woke us up early in the morning just to say this?"

Knotabazu Yuhito opened his eyes wide in disbelief.

"Bingo~Youren is right~ But there is no reward~"

Satoru snapped his fingers.

"Is it just me and Fukuroka? Where's Kizaki?"

Knotabagi Yuhito still remembers his other little friend.

"Don't disturb the girl's beauty sleep."

I answered instead of Satoru.

"That's it~ Okay, let's disband, and after Kugasaki wakes up, you can train with the new teacher."

Satoru spread his arms and began to drive away the poor two boys.

The sea urchin-headed boy, Fu Heihui, took the knotweed Yuren who had started snoring and walked towards the dormitory, before he left, he gave Wu Wu a hard look.

"Oh, Megumi is getting more and more energetic now~"

Satoru feels good, and thinks that Fu Heihui is very lively now.

I shrugged my shoulders without saying a word, and let Merlin, who had regained his teacher status, run away with the two teenagers.

"Is it okay to leave him alone? There is no distance limit?"

Wu stretched his waist and yawned big.

"That fellow Merlin will cause serious problems if you keep him in check. Let him figure it out on his own. He's measured. As for the distance issue, it doesn't matter."

While answering Satoru's question, I handed him the box I had been carrying in my hand.

Wu Congshan took it quickly, and quickly removed the straps on the box, which seemed to be planned for a long time.

"I just wanted to ask, what is the wooden box you are holding, I can always smell a sweet breath."

Hearing him say that, I chuckled.

It turned out that after Wu went to my dormitory early in the morning and woke me up on his own, the hesitant expression on his face was not because he saw Merlin appearing suddenly, nor was he caught by the other party's voice similar to mine. The thread was frightened, but it smelled the smell in the wooden box, but it was difficult to ask.

How arrogant this is, it's hard for him to hold back until now.

"Ah~ This is really scary~"

After opening the lid, Wu could see the contents of the box clearly, and he squinted at me.

"chocolate?"

I nodded.

"Can I wear it?"

he asked again.

"Of course, do you need me to help you?"

I reached out, intending to take out the contents of the box.

"No, forget it, save this for me to deal with later."

Satoru held down my hand, preventing me from actually taking it out.

"It's just a chocolate tengu mask. If you like it, I'll prepare it for you later."

I obediently withdrew my hand.

The thing in the wooden box I gave to Wu is exactly the "open box scaring tengu chocolate" from Chaldea. Because it has a strange shape and it happens to be a dessert, I thought that Wu Wu might like it, so I chose it. Please ask Hassan Baimao to send a message to Chaldea, and ask Chaldea to help prepare the tengu chocolate.

I didn't expect Satoru to like it so much.

Holding the tengu mask, which was just the right size for a human, Satoru said tentatively.

"Will you prepare as long as I want in the future?"