Don't worry about my house collapsing today
Chapter 27 Pounds of Butter
"Hi everyone, I am Kang Yoon-cheol who is the lead singer and face of WannaOne." Kang Yoon-cheol said hello very concisely.
"Is Yoon Chul a facade? Does it mean that you are the most handsome in WannaOne?" Jung Hyung Don asked deliberately pretending to be malicious.
"Yes."
Before Jiang Yunzhe could answer, Jiang Yijian answered for him first.
"During PD202, Yoong Chul was recognized as the number one in vision."
"Yongzhe and I share the same room. Every morning when I wake up and see this face, I can't help but sigh. Is this a face that humans can have? It's really beautiful."
Ong Seong Wu, the steadfast Zhebuki, started his business today.
Immediately afterwards, the new Jin Zhe Chuan Park Woo Jin also began to join the praise group, "Yong Chul's appearance is to the extent that we, as teammates, want to show off, and often can't help but say that he is too handsome."
Because of doing the task together last time, the relationship between Park Woojin and Jiang Yoon-cheol has become a lot closer. This brother seems to be immersed in the charm of Jiang Yoon-cheol. Recently, he talks about Yoon-cheol, Yoon-cheol every day.
Zheng Hengdun and Dajun were stunned when they heard this, these kids are so good at boasting, did they peek at the fans' rainbow farts?
If the fans knew what these two people were thinking, they would definitely be the first to stand up, and they would not take the blame.
When they watched the show, they were very surprised. Is it really my idol who is so good at boasting about rainbow farts?
Fans of Kang Yoon-cheol feel as if they have lost, and their idol is usually surrounded by Cheol-cheol, do you think there is nothing new about fan boasting?
The members were introducing themselves one by one, when Daejun suddenly said, "WannaOne and I are in the same beauty salon."
"Did you mention it suddenly? Ah, don't pretend to be familiar with the children of WannaOne." Jung Hyung Don pushed Daejun.
"Senior, didn't you say that you were in a bad mood because we came here, and that you haven't come to the girl group for ten periods?" Jiang Yoonzhe framed him suddenly.
"Ah, what are you saying to the adults of WannaOne? I can't save you." Jung Hyung-don didn't expect that Jiang Yoon-cheol, who looks very cold, has a sense of variety.
"I was wrong!" Dajun immediately knelt down to the camera, pretending to ask WannaOne fans not to criticize him online.
"You're dead, okay, let's move on to the next part." Zheng Hengdun pushed Dajun aside.
Watching the interaction between these two MCs, everyone laughed unbearably. It was also the first time for Jiang Yoon-cheol to see the world of variety shows. This is entertainment.
When Huang Minxuan introduced himself, he was followed by two mcs, and this is the object of their jokes today.
"Why is Minhyun-nim called Huang Zhuge?"
"Because in the early days of pd202, Eui Gun, Seong Woo, and Jae Hwan were not very popular players, but after I chose them as a team, they quickly rose in popularity after performing on stage." Hwang Min Hyun replied.
"It's because of me that Jiang Yijian became a star." Zheng Hengdun didn't miss any opportunity to dig a hole for the guests.
"Ah, no."
"If it wasn't for me, they would have been eliminated." Dajun came together to "attack".
"I said I gave them a little help." Huang Minxuan explained cautiously.
"As expected, I, Hwang Minhyun, am a star maker."
Hwang Minhyun is indeed one of the members who looks easy to bully, almost a gang bully. For such guests, Jung Hyung Don and Daejun like to tease them the most.
Seeing that he was so panicked that he didn't know what to say, Jung Hyung Don gave the final blow: "Our Hwang Min Hyun xi confirms our words?"
Jiang Yijian and the others immediately got the essence of the variety show, and when the MC asked them if they were certified by Hwang Minhyun for their debut, they immediately agreed.
"I didn't have any identity at the beginning. Hwang Minhyun gave birth to me, he is like my recreated parents." Ong Seong Wu said.
"Does Zaihuan agree?" Zheng Hengdon asked Jin Zaihuan again.
"Yes."
"Does Zai Huan believe in religion?"
"Yes."
"What religion do you believe in?"
"Hwang Minhyun teaches!"
Jiang Yoon-cheol couldn't help laughing, his teammates really have a great sense of entertainment, and Hwang Min-hyun's ears are already red, which is really embarrassing.
Finally, the host's teasing of Hwang Minhyun ended, and the following process continued.
"When we WannaOne debuted, we shot a lot of commercials, such as beer, school uniforms, biscuits, etc., and fans most hope that we WannaOne can shoot water park CF this summer."
"Ah, I really want to shoot the CF of the water park."
In Korea, cf is one of the important ways to make money, the more commercials are filmed, the more money WannaOne members can earn.
Because everyone is just a limited group, and the members are all behind different brokerage companies, so the contract signed is that whoever shoots the advertisement will make money, and there is no such thing as sharing it with other members.
For example, only adult members can shoot beer commercials, while underage members like Kang Yoon Chul cannot shoot this commercial, and there is no way to make money.
"Water park advertisements can only be shot by the hottest people, and now we provide you with an opportunity to shoot advertisements."
WannaOne's eyes widen, is there such a good thing?
It's a pity that they soon became suspicious, because Zheng Hengdon then said: "Now, we are shooting the cf of the water park here, and our special effects are very powerful."
Jiang Yoon-cheol glanced at the mcs with the word "fudge" written all over their faces, and heard them continue to fudge: "Everyone knows that CG is expensive, right? We are willing to spend a big production on it because everyone from WannaOne is here today. Provide CG."
It's okay until here, Jiang Yunzhe's program anyway, since there is this process, let's operate it.
"The lines are ready for you: Can I swim in your heart?"
As soon as Zheng Hengdun's words fell, Jiang Yunzhe felt goose bumps on his arms, and he really couldn't say such nasty words.
Jiang Yunzhe stood beside the mc, and was immediately caught by the cue, "Let's start with our Jiang Yunzhe xi, and treat this place as a water park."
Ah, why was he the first!
Forget it, death sooner or later is death. He didn't wear a coat today, so he could only pretend to take off his clothes, and then said: "Can I swim in your heart?"
When he was speaking, he deliberately lowered his voice and used the charm of the sea monster. Everyone present felt that their ears were about to become pregnant.
After he finished speaking, he felt embarrassed, and immediately turned around and smashed the white wall behind him. He didn't dare to use too much force when he smashed it, for fear that it would really break the wall.
"Ah, ah, it really is Jiang Yunzhe!"
"It's done really well, and now the audience friends will be so happy!"
The two MCs praised Jiang Yunzhe, and sure enough, this kid has a great sense of art.
The members felt their hands and feet curled up. Jiang Yijian and Ong Seongwoo acted as if they didn't know this younger brother. They didn't expect that no one would hear Jiang Yunzhe say such nasty words one day.
If saying this sentence is already disgusting, Jiang Yunzhe's voice is like adding ten catties of butter to this sentence, it sounds sweet and sweet, and the level of nausea has risen sharply.
However, the first person did such a good job, and the pressure on the others was great, especially the last person. No one thought that Jiang Yoonzhe would amplify his moves as soon as he came out.
I have completed the task, and I can watch the members perform with peace of mind later.
As long as it's not him, he doesn't care how nasty other people are. He finished watching the whole process without expression, without any mood swings.
In fact, no, he wanted to do this just now, but there was no way to do it, because a few of them were really nasty, and the members couldn't help but replace the degree of embarrassment.
Hwang Minhyun is under a lot of pressure at this time, and he is the last one. I hope the mcs can let him go and let him finish the performance smoothly.
But, will mcs let him go? "Finally, it's WannaOne's father, the real power of WannaOne, our Lord Hwang Minhyun."
Hwang Minhyun came out full of burdens, Jiang Yoonzhe also wanted to know what this brother would do, and then saw this brother perform a non-physical performance in a very flat manner, and then finished his lines in a very flat tone.
"What are you doing!" Zheng Hengdun's tone was full of disappointment!
Everyone chanted Huang Minxuan's name to cheer him up, and then this brother performed again, a little better than before, but still disappointing!
Kang Yoon-cheol's expression reveals his pity for this brother, it's so pitiful,
Of course, his expression was made on purpose, let's go on the show, he must show his sense of artistry, he doesn't want to be regarded as a boring person.
"In addition to the request just now, our fans and relatives still have a lot of wishes for us WannaOne to do. The fans most want the members to do, one is Ji Hoon's collection in my heart and Yoong Chul and Kang Eui Gun's thigh touching dance .”
When Park Ji-hoon was on the PD202 program, he once created a catchphrase and movement, that is, making a photo-taking action with his hands, saying in his mouth: "Favorite in my heart!" Then he also added Park Ji-hoon's fan-attracting weapon-wink !
Jung Hyung-don and Dae-joon came up with a bad imitation, a wink was like a cramp in the face, and a touch of the thigh was like a bath.
"Zhixunxi, please demonstrate and keep it in my heart."
Park Ji Hoon demonstrated, his appearance is the cute type, very suitable for this kind of work.In fact, his personality is relatively masculine, but in order to let everyone remember him, he firmly walked further and further on the road of cuteness.
"Kang Yoon-cheol starts with you to make a solitaire, and each member is connected like this."
"Okay." Jiang Yunzhe's expression didn't look ready.
Phew - exhaled a long breath, he looked at the camera, "In my heart... Ah, I can't say it!"
A group of people were all ready, and they didn't expect to get stuck at the first person.
"Ah, isn't it good to swim in your heart?" Zheng Hengdun showed a grumpy expression.
"That's already used up my nasty weight for the whole day." Jiang Yunzhe said helplessly.
But this is what the fans wanted to see. Jiang Yoonzhe still made it as a ninja. He used the seductive ability of the sea monster again, and said this sentence very low, without the refreshing feeling of the original version.
The mcs were satisfied, let Kang Yoon-cheol go, let the next member continue.
The author has something to say: today's double update is completed ~ see you tomorrow
"Is Yoon Chul a facade? Does it mean that you are the most handsome in WannaOne?" Jung Hyung Don asked deliberately pretending to be malicious.
"Yes."
Before Jiang Yunzhe could answer, Jiang Yijian answered for him first.
"During PD202, Yoong Chul was recognized as the number one in vision."
"Yongzhe and I share the same room. Every morning when I wake up and see this face, I can't help but sigh. Is this a face that humans can have? It's really beautiful."
Ong Seong Wu, the steadfast Zhebuki, started his business today.
Immediately afterwards, the new Jin Zhe Chuan Park Woo Jin also began to join the praise group, "Yong Chul's appearance is to the extent that we, as teammates, want to show off, and often can't help but say that he is too handsome."
Because of doing the task together last time, the relationship between Park Woojin and Jiang Yoon-cheol has become a lot closer. This brother seems to be immersed in the charm of Jiang Yoon-cheol. Recently, he talks about Yoon-cheol, Yoon-cheol every day.
Zheng Hengdun and Dajun were stunned when they heard this, these kids are so good at boasting, did they peek at the fans' rainbow farts?
If the fans knew what these two people were thinking, they would definitely be the first to stand up, and they would not take the blame.
When they watched the show, they were very surprised. Is it really my idol who is so good at boasting about rainbow farts?
Fans of Kang Yoon-cheol feel as if they have lost, and their idol is usually surrounded by Cheol-cheol, do you think there is nothing new about fan boasting?
The members were introducing themselves one by one, when Daejun suddenly said, "WannaOne and I are in the same beauty salon."
"Did you mention it suddenly? Ah, don't pretend to be familiar with the children of WannaOne." Jung Hyung Don pushed Daejun.
"Senior, didn't you say that you were in a bad mood because we came here, and that you haven't come to the girl group for ten periods?" Jiang Yoonzhe framed him suddenly.
"Ah, what are you saying to the adults of WannaOne? I can't save you." Jung Hyung-don didn't expect that Jiang Yoon-cheol, who looks very cold, has a sense of variety.
"I was wrong!" Dajun immediately knelt down to the camera, pretending to ask WannaOne fans not to criticize him online.
"You're dead, okay, let's move on to the next part." Zheng Hengdun pushed Dajun aside.
Watching the interaction between these two MCs, everyone laughed unbearably. It was also the first time for Jiang Yoon-cheol to see the world of variety shows. This is entertainment.
When Huang Minxuan introduced himself, he was followed by two mcs, and this is the object of their jokes today.
"Why is Minhyun-nim called Huang Zhuge?"
"Because in the early days of pd202, Eui Gun, Seong Woo, and Jae Hwan were not very popular players, but after I chose them as a team, they quickly rose in popularity after performing on stage." Hwang Min Hyun replied.
"It's because of me that Jiang Yijian became a star." Zheng Hengdun didn't miss any opportunity to dig a hole for the guests.
"Ah, no."
"If it wasn't for me, they would have been eliminated." Dajun came together to "attack".
"I said I gave them a little help." Huang Minxuan explained cautiously.
"As expected, I, Hwang Minhyun, am a star maker."
Hwang Minhyun is indeed one of the members who looks easy to bully, almost a gang bully. For such guests, Jung Hyung Don and Daejun like to tease them the most.
Seeing that he was so panicked that he didn't know what to say, Jung Hyung Don gave the final blow: "Our Hwang Min Hyun xi confirms our words?"
Jiang Yijian and the others immediately got the essence of the variety show, and when the MC asked them if they were certified by Hwang Minhyun for their debut, they immediately agreed.
"I didn't have any identity at the beginning. Hwang Minhyun gave birth to me, he is like my recreated parents." Ong Seong Wu said.
"Does Zaihuan agree?" Zheng Hengdon asked Jin Zaihuan again.
"Yes."
"Does Zai Huan believe in religion?"
"Yes."
"What religion do you believe in?"
"Hwang Minhyun teaches!"
Jiang Yoon-cheol couldn't help laughing, his teammates really have a great sense of entertainment, and Hwang Min-hyun's ears are already red, which is really embarrassing.
Finally, the host's teasing of Hwang Minhyun ended, and the following process continued.
"When we WannaOne debuted, we shot a lot of commercials, such as beer, school uniforms, biscuits, etc., and fans most hope that we WannaOne can shoot water park CF this summer."
"Ah, I really want to shoot the CF of the water park."
In Korea, cf is one of the important ways to make money, the more commercials are filmed, the more money WannaOne members can earn.
Because everyone is just a limited group, and the members are all behind different brokerage companies, so the contract signed is that whoever shoots the advertisement will make money, and there is no such thing as sharing it with other members.
For example, only adult members can shoot beer commercials, while underage members like Kang Yoon Chul cannot shoot this commercial, and there is no way to make money.
"Water park advertisements can only be shot by the hottest people, and now we provide you with an opportunity to shoot advertisements."
WannaOne's eyes widen, is there such a good thing?
It's a pity that they soon became suspicious, because Zheng Hengdon then said: "Now, we are shooting the cf of the water park here, and our special effects are very powerful."
Jiang Yoon-cheol glanced at the mcs with the word "fudge" written all over their faces, and heard them continue to fudge: "Everyone knows that CG is expensive, right? We are willing to spend a big production on it because everyone from WannaOne is here today. Provide CG."
It's okay until here, Jiang Yunzhe's program anyway, since there is this process, let's operate it.
"The lines are ready for you: Can I swim in your heart?"
As soon as Zheng Hengdun's words fell, Jiang Yunzhe felt goose bumps on his arms, and he really couldn't say such nasty words.
Jiang Yunzhe stood beside the mc, and was immediately caught by the cue, "Let's start with our Jiang Yunzhe xi, and treat this place as a water park."
Ah, why was he the first!
Forget it, death sooner or later is death. He didn't wear a coat today, so he could only pretend to take off his clothes, and then said: "Can I swim in your heart?"
When he was speaking, he deliberately lowered his voice and used the charm of the sea monster. Everyone present felt that their ears were about to become pregnant.
After he finished speaking, he felt embarrassed, and immediately turned around and smashed the white wall behind him. He didn't dare to use too much force when he smashed it, for fear that it would really break the wall.
"Ah, ah, it really is Jiang Yunzhe!"
"It's done really well, and now the audience friends will be so happy!"
The two MCs praised Jiang Yunzhe, and sure enough, this kid has a great sense of art.
The members felt their hands and feet curled up. Jiang Yijian and Ong Seongwoo acted as if they didn't know this younger brother. They didn't expect that no one would hear Jiang Yunzhe say such nasty words one day.
If saying this sentence is already disgusting, Jiang Yunzhe's voice is like adding ten catties of butter to this sentence, it sounds sweet and sweet, and the level of nausea has risen sharply.
However, the first person did such a good job, and the pressure on the others was great, especially the last person. No one thought that Jiang Yoonzhe would amplify his moves as soon as he came out.
I have completed the task, and I can watch the members perform with peace of mind later.
As long as it's not him, he doesn't care how nasty other people are. He finished watching the whole process without expression, without any mood swings.
In fact, no, he wanted to do this just now, but there was no way to do it, because a few of them were really nasty, and the members couldn't help but replace the degree of embarrassment.
Hwang Minhyun is under a lot of pressure at this time, and he is the last one. I hope the mcs can let him go and let him finish the performance smoothly.
But, will mcs let him go? "Finally, it's WannaOne's father, the real power of WannaOne, our Lord Hwang Minhyun."
Hwang Minhyun came out full of burdens, Jiang Yoonzhe also wanted to know what this brother would do, and then saw this brother perform a non-physical performance in a very flat manner, and then finished his lines in a very flat tone.
"What are you doing!" Zheng Hengdun's tone was full of disappointment!
Everyone chanted Huang Minxuan's name to cheer him up, and then this brother performed again, a little better than before, but still disappointing!
Kang Yoon-cheol's expression reveals his pity for this brother, it's so pitiful,
Of course, his expression was made on purpose, let's go on the show, he must show his sense of artistry, he doesn't want to be regarded as a boring person.
"In addition to the request just now, our fans and relatives still have a lot of wishes for us WannaOne to do. The fans most want the members to do, one is Ji Hoon's collection in my heart and Yoong Chul and Kang Eui Gun's thigh touching dance .”
When Park Ji-hoon was on the PD202 program, he once created a catchphrase and movement, that is, making a photo-taking action with his hands, saying in his mouth: "Favorite in my heart!" Then he also added Park Ji-hoon's fan-attracting weapon-wink !
Jung Hyung-don and Dae-joon came up with a bad imitation, a wink was like a cramp in the face, and a touch of the thigh was like a bath.
"Zhixunxi, please demonstrate and keep it in my heart."
Park Ji Hoon demonstrated, his appearance is the cute type, very suitable for this kind of work.In fact, his personality is relatively masculine, but in order to let everyone remember him, he firmly walked further and further on the road of cuteness.
"Kang Yoon-cheol starts with you to make a solitaire, and each member is connected like this."
"Okay." Jiang Yunzhe's expression didn't look ready.
Phew - exhaled a long breath, he looked at the camera, "In my heart... Ah, I can't say it!"
A group of people were all ready, and they didn't expect to get stuck at the first person.
"Ah, isn't it good to swim in your heart?" Zheng Hengdun showed a grumpy expression.
"That's already used up my nasty weight for the whole day." Jiang Yunzhe said helplessly.
But this is what the fans wanted to see. Jiang Yoonzhe still made it as a ninja. He used the seductive ability of the sea monster again, and said this sentence very low, without the refreshing feeling of the original version.
The mcs were satisfied, let Kang Yoon-cheol go, let the next member continue.
The author has something to say: today's double update is completed ~ see you tomorrow
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