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————Wu Xie’s perspective—————

The first time Amo and I quarreled was probably after Xisha came out.To say that the quarrel is actually not enough, it's just that I am unilaterally depressed.

That should be the first time the girl left Chen Pi Asi's surveillance, she couldn't hide her excitement, she walked all the places on the island, and chatted with the fat man in a channel that normal people don't understand.

I don't really think about what happened specifically, probably because they said something when they ran on me, which made me pay more attention, and I was too embarrassed to argue with the little girl, so I just didn't talk.

At that time, I didn't realize that my emotions were wrong. I thought it was because I didn't find my third uncle and a series of incidents caused me trouble.Poker bottle is always in a daze, and I sat next to him in a daze. After a while, he suddenly stood up. I looked up suspiciously and found that he was looking in one direction.

I turned my head and saw Amo and Fatty waving at us.

It turned out that Amo bought some shell bracelets and gave me one for Fatty and my little brother.In the next few days, the fat man started to touch porcelain with me crazily, and finally broke the bracelet after passing by once.

Then the fat man lay on the ground and scratched, and finally held something up and knelt on one knee and said to me with an exaggerated expression: "Oh my god, comrade naive! Look what it is!"

There were many people around, and the scene was once very awkward.When I was in a dilemma, I found that Amo's head protruded from the back of the Poker bottle, and quickly shrank back.

Alas, I let out a long sigh, but my mood gradually relaxed.

It was a very small pearl that looked very bad, and it should have been pried out by itself.

So far, I still don't know what price the little girl paid to buy the fat man to act in such a big show.

We also quarreled a few times afterwards, but it was not the kind of quarrel where both parties were furious. If we had to talk, it was more helpless to both parties.

When I was young and energetic, I didn't think about many things comprehensively.So Amo proposed to follow Xiaohua and the others to the Zhang family's ancient building, but I disagreed. I will never forget what she said to me at that time.

She said, "little third master, I'm your woman, but I'm not just your woman."

Many things can't be recalled after they happened, because even though I knew she was right for a long time after that, I still hoped that I could be tougher at that time, argue with her to the end, and stop everything from happening.

But in fact, the ending may not be better.

——————Your perspective—————

Wu Xie and I have seldom quarreled, after all, our personality is not the kind that is particularly easy to quarrel, and the two of us agree on most things.

It is enough to complain about the little things in daily life. If one of them insists on biting, it means that he needs to exercise tonight to disintegrate the excess physical strength.

The most memorable conflict was probably when Wu Xie pretended to be his third uncle for the first time.

I heard that the battle situation was very chaotic that night, and most of the handicap in Changsha City was involved.Later, Huo Jiafei said that I slaughtered their entire team of fifty people, and the death conditions were very ugly.

I said I didn't kill them, but Wu Xie hesitated after hearing this.

In fact, there were enough reasons to suspect that I had concealed a lot of things at that time, and I did not shy away from telling him that I had concealed something, and I was just dissatisfied from the perspective of comrades and partners.

And it didn't end up being a fight.Because he was wearing Wu Sansheng's mask, I couldn't imagine the scene where the dumb sister saw me pressing on his thigh and pinching him.

—————— This time it was a real quarrel—————

The reason for the quarrel is actually not important, but when the situation escalated to the point where we finished talking to each other and the other party was not listening, and fell into a deadly silence, it was no longer possible to end.

Wu Xie is usually just a business mother, and my handicap at a nightclub can also give him the consequences of eight papers to think about.Gentle and easy-going personality, what a fart!

It's not that I don't give my old lady any face when I'm stubborn. It's not that I don't know that the other party has drugged the wine. It's not that I really want to drink it. It's my fault that you carry it and go away.

If you still smoke, smoke and smoke you to death, and give me second-hand smoke, if you are not afraid of death, then I will cough first, lung cough your face.

Never smoked in front of me except in the pipe.

Wronged.

Super wronged.

Woohoo.

It's so embarrassing!

Wu Xie turned his head, his frowning cold face froze, and the cigarette fell to the ground with a click before it was lit.

I don't know what expression I have, it probably won't look good.

"Girl," Wu Xie's expression quickly dissolved, and he slowly moved over, "This matter...it's really my fault, don't be angry, okay?"

Who told you this!It was you who were wrong!How about you want to smoke!

"Oh, why are you crying even more fiercely, baby, I was really wrong, I must pay attention next time."

How cute and sincere you used to be is not like this woo woo woo wa wa, now you can talk clichés, what I say you go in one ear and out the other!

The more I think about it, the more sad it gets!

Wu Xie felt that he was going through another catastrophe in his life after reading the thousand sails.He didn't even know if the other party's voice-activated faucet would explode if he said another word.

But social experience tells him that if he asks you why you are crying, he will be completely cold.

Quietly took out the phone, "Young girl is angry, how can I coax you?"

Group fat little brother Xiaohua Xiuxiu.Black blind people can't post, he will gloat, and then let everyone gloat together.

The fat man replied quickly: "Do you know why she is angry? Surely you don't know? Then you should talk more, watch her reaction to narrow the scope of your mistakes, and prescribe drugs... If it doesn't work, just go to bed. Nothing is just sleep." If one sleep can’t solve it, if there is, then sleep twice.”

So fucking unreliable.

Little brother: "..." That's right, he definitely can't coax people, even if it's a fake daughter, these points are already the embodiment of friendship.

Xiaohua: "Don't ask Xiuxiu, Xiuxiu never gets angry with me, because I never make mistakes. But according to experience, you can give her some gifts, such as glass bracelets."

To hell with capitalism.Also, I don't believe you haven't quarreled, some other day I'll ask the girl to ask Xiuxiu, and shed the mask of capitalism.

... But from this point of view, it turns out that the fat man is the most reliable.Wu Xie was heartbroken, who did he befriend?

Wu Xie turned his head to look, the little ancestor had finished crying, and seemed to have no intention of paying attention to him at all.

"Girl..." Ah, crying again, Wu Xie was at a loss, didn't he start talking yet?

No, this is not my style of doing things. Wu Xie thought about it, and people will never expect it. Unplanned is the sign of his little Buddha Wu.

Go straight up.

I didn't react, I was startled by Wu Xie's sudden bullying while crying, and I coughed several times because of choking.

Wu Xie was stunned for a moment, and her normal hand stopped.This face that hasn't changed much in the past few years is a few centimeters in front of my eyes, and the long eyelashes are moving, which is a blessing to my heart.

"Oh, girl, I was wrong, I know where I was wrong," Wu Xie held my two wrists with one hand very sincerely, and searched for his conscience on his chest with the other, "I quit smoking, I will definitely quit."

As he said that, he planned to swear a poisonous oath to kill the whole family.

Big profiteer!When I was still a blank sheet of paper!Your poisonous oath is cheaper than Wang Meng's salary!Pooh!

You find your own conscience!Don't find me!

"Girl," Wu Xie suddenly lowered her head and kissed my eyes, "I will try to make our lives longer and the same."

"I love you so much." I was pressed against his chest, the warm skin was covered by a layer of cotton material, and my heart was beating strongly, "I'm afraid that my girl will be bullied by others again."

I sniffed and let out a "hum".Wu Xie reached out to wipe my tears.Still angry, I bit the hand.

Wu Xie was slightly taken aback, then smiled, "It hurts so much, I don't dare to be in charge anymore, please forgive me this time."

Who is your head, pretend, you can pretend.

I let go of him, but Wu Xie didn't stop, and wiped my lower lip, "Hey, I'm not full, I'll let you bite something else later." The man also kissed him.

The anger has actually subsided, but I still don't want to talk now.

This kiss was a bit long, he held both of my hands, kicked his thigh with my left leg, and the other hand grabbed his ankle and wrapped it around his waist.

"Oh," Wu Xie squinted and smiled, "It is said that Master Chen is a majestic beauty, but it tastes so glutinous, um...it's very fragrant."

What can you smell with a fake nose!

"Girl, you don't even talk to me. I want to hear you call me, and you'll forgive me if you call me, okay?"

Thanks to the joint efforts of Fatty and I, Wu Xie has many nicknames, but I almost never call him Xiaosanye, and he doesn't seem to like me calling him that.I call him Wu Xie most of the time, and I will call him brother Wu Xie when I am a fine upper body. Sometimes I have to change the title according to the requirements due to the need to make a living.

I glared at him.You are so fierce before, it is already a great deal of face to talk to you tomorrow, don't let me talk to you today.

Wu Xie let go, and I immediately broke free with both hands, but they were clasped and flattened by ten fingers.I don't know what he wants to do, but you can't let him succeed easily with a man like this.

Wu Xie seemed to see through my thoughts and laughed out loud.Immediately, he lowered his head and picked up the hem of my clothes, and said calmly: "It's okay girl, take your time, I'll teach you how to read."

The author has something to say:

Happy birthday Wu Xie, another year younger.

Created with passion, a short joke before the restart ten years later.

PS: In fact, I have all the knives ready and put them in the manuscript box for distribution. Finally, I think about such a festive day and I still have to give myself a way to survive.

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