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————Wu Xie’s perspective—————

My ambition is not strong, but my soul is filled with curiosity and endless hatred extracted from snake venom.

But now the demons created by the prairie fire and the eternal ice and snow are beginning to age.

At that time, in Banai's yard, the scorched corpse was transported to the ground, and the bones could be picked up directly without cremation.

On the day after picking up the bones and burying them, I held the urn for a long time, and I didn't know who to ask, "...how do you match a yin marriage?"

Someone replied to me, "Third Master, it's going to cost a lot of money to marry a yin marriage now."

Oh, I nodded, remembering that I was still wearing a human-/skin-mask.

You have to go through this period of time and give the handicap to "Wu Xie" in the name of the third uncle, so that you can change back to yourself.

"It's a wedding," I said, "but when you say that, I seem to understand."

There is nothing wrong with getting married, but what kind of marriage you get is worth considering.

"Two days ago there was also a happy event and a drink." The girl squeezed her brows that were a little hot, "What kind of happy event is it?"

"...a funeral matter," I said, "it's a dark marriage."

If two people in a ghost marriage die together, they will have to find a coffin besides the sedan chair.

"Oh..." Amo was thoughtful, "Old Wu, to be honest, did you secretly marry me? Did you burn money for me?"

"I burned a villa and put it in the real estate first." I argued with her without changing my face, and at the same time I felt ashamed.

It can be seen from this that I will not have any property freedom in the future.Do you still have to rely on Fatty and Xiaohua?

At this time, there was a sudden commotion behind the team.I saw a few colored balls being knocked and flew by something, and the locals yelled aggressively.

"Ah, did someone grab the bride before us?" Amo looked on tiptoe.

I saw a man in black with sunglasses on his face running wildly with a woman in a red skirt on his shoulders, and the guards behind him raised their knives and chased him, laughing loudly.

The woman in the red wedding dress turned out to be a living person.After struggling a few times on the man's shoulder, the back of his neck was pinched, and he fainted instantly.

The speed of the black blind man is indeed beyond normal people. Even with an adult on his shoulder, he is like a brave porcupine rushing forward in the crowd, leaving the person behind him ten meters away in a blink of an eye.

"Damn! Great good people!" The young man who was chasing the nearest suddenly raised his hand in surrender - he just raised his knife while shouting, but in fact he didn't even have a handle in his hand.

After such a stop, everyone was stopped by him.He was dressed in a local costume and had oil paint on his face.At this time, breathing is like pulling a bellows.

"It's him! The partner stole the bride!" Someone in the send-off team shouted in local dialect.

"I can't run away!" The boy was pushed down in a blink of an eye, "That one just now! It's so bad! A good boy who was deceived!"

The locals couldn't understand his bird language, so after some exchange, they picked him up and threw him on the back of a horse in the team.

"...He must be Su Wan. The little apprentice of the black blind man is really loyal," Amo sighed, "What do you think?"

——————Your perspective—————

While I was teasing my little apprentice Wu Xie, while watching the boy being taken away, I couldn't help but feel that this posture on the horse's back was no different from the bride who was carried by the black blind man just now.

This little brother is dressed up, as if he can also be a little bride.

However, being arrested for robbing a relative is theoretically going to be taken to the father-in-law's door for questioning or simply beheading.

I was about to ask Wu Xie if he was going to save me, when he suddenly chuckled, "Girl, I've changed my mind."

This kind of laughing method with bad water inside and undisguised madness is unique to Wu Xie ten years later.

He and I looked at each other, "... Are you really marrying your junior brother?"

Wu Xie said: "He is a good boy. He deserves it."

What a touching camaraderie.

So the duo who betrayed the junior and younger brother set off aggressively, squeezed into the alley, and under the terrified gaze of the local girl who had just winked at her, they knocked her unconscious with a palm and dragged her to a place where no one was around.

Wu Xie said: "The figure is about the same, let's change."

I took it off on the spot without saying a word, and Wu Xie stood in for me, with a straight face.

I deliberately teased him while changing, and said: "This is not a wedding dress after all, isn't it a bit too perfunctory...why is it so difficult to wear, come and help me."

Wu Xie turned around and stuffed my arms and legs into Ding Dinghang's clothes with a calm expression.I observed his expression, and thought to myself, how long has it been since I'm no longer attractive?It's too immobile!

However, Wu Xie in the snake spirit disease version does often jump back and forth between x-/coldness and wolf-/sexuality.Isn't the most attractive thing about their Wu family is their ruthlessness when they are doing business and calculating people.

Wu Xie tore off a piece of red cloth and covered my head, then carried me on her back, and walked in the direction of the wedding procession.

"You will attract attention later. I will let Su Wan go when they verify their identity, and let him replace you later. If you have any questions, protect yourself first." He said.

"I've already taken off the mask, so no one will think we came all the way," I said, "If they want to detain me, don't worry about it, just pick me up under the next arch bridge."

"Remember not to be brave, you still have a fever."

I hugged his neck and felt that his ears were actually hotter than mine, and I felt a little annoyed.

As he got older, his skin really thickened, and he couldn't even tell that he was shy.boring.

"Master Guan is soft-hearted? But you are Wu Xie, I can do whatever Wu Xie wants."

Wu Xie paused slightly, sighed, "Girl."

I blew at him through the hijab, "...don't be afraid."

————Wu Xie’s perspective—————

Of course I am not afraid.

The borders of Southeast Asia are in such a mess, it would not take me a week to find someone to directly raise the pole and overthrow the Burmese government.

It should be others who are afraid.

Because I have already tried my best to find someone. It is like driving a tank. How long and how far do you find it?

There are too many people in the team to see off the bride, and many of them don't even know who the bride looks like.

When I sent Amo there, I explained to them in Hakka that this is the bride I picked up—in a sense, Amo was indeed picked up by me back then.

This boy Su Wan actually hid a shuriken, and the binding rope has been worn loose.Those people dragged Amo to find the sedan chair in a daze.As soon as I withdrew my front foot, Su Wan slipped away on the back foot.The group of people caught him absent-mindedly, after all, the bride had already gone back.

"Brother, you came in time, your mask is so unique, you just..."

I was stuck under the stone arch bridge, and said to Su Wan who was stuck on the opposite side with a blank expression: "Senior brother sent your sister-in-law to a sedan chair to save you."

"Senior brother, you really..." Su Wan was stunned, "The elder sister-in-law is like a mother... It will rain today, and my mother will get married..."

I said: "I said, if it doesn't rain today, the younger brother will get married."

The team was about to finish walking from the bridge, and Amo didn't jump off as promised.

God damn liar, I took a deep breath and forced myself to calm down.

I'm afraid you will be paralyzed.

I'm afraid you'll screw yourself up again.

Life-threatening should not be.If it is serious to a certain extent, Amo is still capable of making noise and letting me know.

The most likely reason is that she discovered something and thought there was no need for Su Wan to stay for her.

Or she's not on the team anymore.

I asked Su Wan, "What is the blind man doing now?"

"Oh, we found a warehouse before, it should be a non-government-government-hired-mercenary-army-army-/fire-hoarding point nearby," Su Wan said, "Master should be buying weapons."

I know this warehouse, in fact, this warehouse was created because of me in a sense.

I thought about it, and I needed a weapon of mass destruction, and I needed a black fly.

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When Li Cu woke up on the branch of a tree, the sky began to turn white slightly.He wiped his face and looked at his watch, it was three in the morning.

The ceremony of seeing off the relatives started before seven o'clock in the evening, and it didn't end yet.

He was about to change his posture, but was held down by the fat man next to him.

Fatty Wang silently pointed to the cableway, winked, and made a "moved" mouth shape.

He froze for a moment, and found that the two steel cables were actually trembling slightly, and had slipped at some point.

opened?

Before Li Cu figured out who drove it and whether he should go up, he saw a row of things slowly sliding along the track in the thick darkness opposite.

Before finally falling asleep, he was still thinking about what Fatty Wang had said to him.

"No matter what happens next, don't do anything out of line," Fatty Wang said with a rare serious expression, "If there are two lunatics and a snake spirit in our team of four, the situation will be extremely chaotic."

He pondered for a while, the snake spirit disease must be Wu Xie, and one of the two lunatics is himself...

Why the hell has he accepted that he is a lunatic?

There was no light on the tower in the distance, and Li Cu could only see that the steel cable a few meters away from him began to vibrate up and down, and it became more and more violent.It's like the resonance formed by the ants in an episode of "Tom and Jerry" who walked out of a line that they didn't recognize.

Then he saw a trolley in the cable car sliding toward him shaking violently.I can vaguely see two shadows flying up and down, lingering and fighting in full swing.

"It's so intense." Fatty exclaimed.

Li Cu always felt that this scene was a bit familiar, and he didn't realize it until he saw the reflection of the dark lens on the face of one of them.

If Li Cu was worried that the cable car hanging on the track would fall, now he was worried that the steel cable would be broken.

The black blind man is fighting a snake man.Li Cuo has seen that kind of thing, it is said that it is called Heifeizi.

The two came and went, and finally the blind man entangled himself with the snake man somehow, slipped in front of them, and smiled at the fat man, "Hold me down, thank you."

The fat man said, "Do you want a princess hug or a wall hug?"

The blind man grinned, "Of course it's a princess hug. You'd better hurry up, or I'll go around and slide back."

Li Cu noticed that Hei Xiazi's hand had been swallowed into Hei Feizi's mouth, so he and the fat man had to lift him down first.It was only after touching the skin of Heixiazi that he realized that his whole body was soaked and cold.

"There are still two cars behind," the blind man said with a trembling, "Hurry up."

"Damn it, command people as soon as you show up," Li Cu cursed, but he was a little happy in his heart, "What are you doing?"

Heixia pulled out his hand, and they saw white smoke coming out of the stiff Heifeizi's mouth.Heixiazi showed the tin can in his hand, "Liquid nitrogen. Heifeizi is refrigerated at low temperature, and it is crunchy when chewed."

"Fuck," Fatty Wang was moving things down, "What the hell are you going to do?"

When Li Cu saw it, it turned out to be a... wheelchair.

The black blind man didn't explain, he just smiled, "Fatty, surprises are yet to come."

Then Li Cuo saw a -fire-arrow-/canister, with firecracker-like -thunder-/pipe- and -hand-/grenade-/bomb hanging below.

——————Your perspective—————

Covered with a red rag, I was led for a while by someone who stopped in front of a house and opened the door.

...was discovered?But it's too kind to just close the small black room.

I followed in and heard a man speak a local dialect.

I saw a chair being moved over from under the hijab, probably for me to sit on.

As soon as I sat down with support, I heard the man say another sentence.This sentence is relatively long, and I can't understand it anyway.

No, if it turns out that I'm fake, I probably won't be able to speak the local language.

I wondered if I could hold on for a while, so I pretended to understand and nodded slowly.

Then the man beeped something again, got up and pulled me away.

It sounded like it was telling me something, I was thinking wildly, step on your left foot first when entering your husband’s house, don’t fart?

To my surprise, there was indeed a sedan chair parked in the backyard of this house.I was helped up, because I could only see my feet under the cover of my head, and I didn't know how many people were in the yard.

As soon as I sat down, I froze.

Because there is already a person sitting in the sedan chair.

This man was wearing high-top leather boots, and he was a tall man in terms of size.

Could it be my husband?Hey, old Wu, you made a mistake, I'm getting into the sedan chair with someone else.

I just sat down, and the sedan chair has already started outside.Those people were very quiet and didn't say a word, but it could be heard that there were not many people.

The sedan chair trembled slightly, and the man collapsed on the seat opposite me with a "gudong".

I smelled a fishy, ​​icy smell.

The curtains on both sides of the sedan chair should have been drawn down. I lifted up the red rag that was used as a cover, and saw a dead body.

No, it is not accurate to say that it is a corpse, because it is obvious that this corpse has been transformed into a dead body, but at this moment I can see its chest rising and falling.

... I can meet such a rare thing as a living corpse?Rub your hands together.

I folded the hijab diagonally over my face and started to search.

I don't know if the so-called vitality will make it rise up, but theoretically most of the corpses are safe before Wu Xie gets his hands on it.

This is a male corpse with a height of about 1.8 meters [-]. He looks very handsome and seems to be of mixed race.

He was dressed in a black combat uniform, with a beaming red robe on his shoulders. His complexion was purple, but there was no sign of decay.

This suit is the standard equipment for the Wang family to go on missions.I couldn't help but frowned, and touched the corpse's pectoral muscles with both hands.

This man is indeed chilled.

I squeezed his throat and didn't stuff any beads.There are no funeral objects on the wrists and ankles, oh no, dowry objects.

After hesitating for a while, I still kept my morals and didn't check whether the chrysanthemum flower was stuffed with beads.But... is the Wang family really that poor?

I rummaged through the pockets one by one, and finally found an ID in the middle of the pocket.

A severe headache suddenly penetrated from the temple, and I groaned, almost unable to hold the small card.

Printed on it were photos and information of the corpse before its death.

Name: Wang Weicheng

Department: Statistics Department

The author has something to say:

Uh, maybe no one remembers the original character of Wang Weicheng, the grass growing on the grave...

It does not matter

As for the restart book and drama, I don’t comment, but I don’t plan to write there for the time being.

Maybe there will be a story at that time point outside the episode, it’s hard to say

And, the main text will probably be finished within ten chapters, if the writing is too long, it is not impossible...

总之，新年快乐（迟到很久的），谢谢大家看文感谢在2021-01-0416:12:45~2021-01-2821:52:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Fengxiao Wushuang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!