The Reform and Opening of the Magic World [Comprehensive British and American]

In the past week, the four colleges have been living in dire straits.

Professor Snape was not happy.

If he is not happy, the whole school is not happy. The three houses except Slytherin, especially Gryffindor's points are scraping down -10-10-10. It is even more cruel than Zhou Papi , It will be emptied or even lost within three days.Even Slytherin was not spared from this disaster caused by Professor Snape's bad mood. Even his favorite student Malfoy was reprimanded for a trivial matter in Potions class for the first time ever. pause.

The only ones who escaped the catastrophe were probably Harry and Junior Sister. Needless to say, the former, Snape avoided him when he saw him recently. Being angered, hearing her weird pronunciation, Snape felt like he was going to have a nightmare.

However, Harry obviously didn't realize that he was the one who caused the current situation. He also said to his younger junior sister: "Mr. Li is so serious on weekdays. I never thought that he is a shy and unflattering elder behind his back." He thought Snape's reaction now was shy.

Since Harry sent the pennant, after a quiet summer vacation, Professor Snape has worked hard to clear his mind and live a peaceful life again. The strong arms imprisoned the humiliation in his bosom.

Yes, Schwarzenegger Lily, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, reappeared in Snape's dream. She came from the gym, her muscles were her demeanor, and she ran towards the future, her roar echoing out of the sky.Her toned arms can lift mountains and seas, and her majestic strength can fight all villains in the world.

Just ruined my childhood...

Snape almost forgot what the real Lily looked like. The innocent and lovely girl in his memory was gradually replaced by another huge figure.This Lily is not a healing type but a depressive type. In her dream, she can protect him from wind, frost, rain and dew when he was young, and can also build a palace wall of love for him.Then in a blink of an eye, she lifted Potter, who was only up to her waist, and said in front of him that the mountains are endless and the sky and the earth are in harmony.

Well, even if Lily is several sizes bigger, her sunshine and heaven are still not herself...

heartbroken...

Just when Snape was holding back his anger and had no place to vent, that idiot Professor Lockhart who took up his Defense Against the Dark Arts class came over uninvited.This guy with a slug IQ has a self-confidence comparable to that of a troll. He ran to him and showed off his flamboyant adventure history, and shyly hoped that he would become his assistant in the dueling club and teach students in actual combat How do we fight the curse.

Actual combat?

Ha ha!

Snape agreed to Lockhart's proposal.

……

The students at Hogwarts still don't know what kind of moth Lockhart is going to do again, and he has also brought in the scariest potions professor.If Harry had known, he might have started making snaps for Snape, and now he's busy educating people from the various houses who want to practice martial arts with him, boys always worship warriors with strong values, he His performance in the last semester successfully attracted a large number of fans.

The most important thing is that after returning from the summer vacation, everyone found that the boys who had practiced martial arts in Gryffindor were a head taller than the masters in Slytherin, which could arouse students' interest in martial arts. , Compared with last semester, there are many more people who can persist in practicing.

The younger junior sister did not participate in Harry's teaching. Compared with Harry, she has more to learn. As an oriental, she cannot use Western magic to exert great power, so while studying at Hogwarts, She has also been completing the homework assigned to her by her master, and at the same time learning oriental spells.

Although she has learned a lot more than others, this does not mean that the younger junior sister has no free time to make friends. In fact, not only does she have time, but she can also start planning to train the future Minister of Magic, and even plans to lobby Dumbledore, Let him take out enough chips to start splitting the Death Eaters. Of course, this step should be done with caution.Why don't we start with Malfoy, the great landowner. The younger junior sister has met him once. Although he is arrogant, he is very knowledgeable about current affairs.

In addition to these, the younger junior sister is still working hard to draw in the relationship between the college and the college. The number of her preview group has gradually expanded, and the girls have become familiar with each other in the process of studying together. Gradually, in addition to studying, they will also hold a tea party together. Talk about clothes, food, and, of course, men.

"Actually, I have pursued Senior Wood for a year, but he seems to have never noticed..." a Hufflepuff senior said distressedly.

"Gryffindor men are all gooses in this respect, right?" The Slytherin girl spat venom unceremoniously, but then dragged her chin and complained: "But the Slytherin boys are also good Wherever you go, you are as confident as a Bludger, thinking that if you hook your hands, there will be a girl who will stick to it with all your heart."

"But the boys in Slytherin are of much higher quality. Terrence Higgs has a handsomer face than Professor Lockhart. Malfoy is also good, but he is still too young." The senior sister of Gryffindor praised Said with a longing face.

"I still prefer boys with both ability and political integrity, such as Cedric Diggory." After the senior sister of Ravenclaw finished speaking, she glanced at the girls in the lower grades, and saw Ginny bowed her head and blushed. Without saying a word, he nudged Hermione with his elbow and said, "What about you, little girls?"

"I...I haven't thought about it..." Hermione said dryly.

"If you choose within the scope of the school, I think the one who best meets our Chinese women's mate selection criteria should be Professor Snape." The little junior sister took her eyes away from the book and suddenly threw out this sentence. After that, the others fell silent suddenly, looking at her in disbelief.

"You, are you kidding me, that eerie, greasy old bat...?" Obviously the girls present couldn't accept it.

"No, I'm serious." The little junior sister said, pointing her fingers: "He has good facial features, a height above 180, a highly educated intellectual, has a fixed job and residence, is self-motivated, concentrates on his career and can resist temptation, and has a strong personality. A sense of responsibility, no alcoholism or smoking, and a simple family environment.” Chinese people in this era are still very conservative, and Professor Snape, who is thin but not heavy, fat but not greasy, is an affordable straight man, just in line with contemporary fans and the mainstream aesthetics of mothers-in-law.

"But his personality...is too...not handsome at all..." The little girls who still believed in Prince Charming couldn't understand the young junior sister's concept of mate selection.

The little junior sister said disapprovingly: "There are many beauty magics in the magic world. That face has always been pure and plain. If you change his look, it may open the door to a new world. Besides, there is nothing wrong with his personality. I don't think superficial language can express it." Really romantic, come to think of it, he's the master potion master, your lotion, your shampoo, your deodorant... all made by him."

The girls were suffocated, they were almost convinced!

"And think about it, if you are sick, what will your handsome boyfriend do? At most they will say, drink more hot water!" After the younger junior sister finished speaking, the boyfriends present nodded, and the younger The junior sister said: "But if it is Professor Snape, he will help you prepare a bottle of potion that will cure your illness."

"!"

Suddenly found that Professor Snape is really a rough gem!

The girls have been successfully brainwashed!

……

The atmosphere in Hogwarts was weird because Professor Snape suddenly became popular, but in a certain street in the British Muggle world, Voldemort appeared. Apparating from the distance consumed a lot of his magic power.It is very dangerous to use apparition in this way. Once the supply of magic power is insufficient in the middle, it will lead to being separated.

The destination he chose was Baker Street, where he had visited in his childhood. There was a secret gathering place of Death Eaters hidden here, and he could reach it by walking for half an hour.Decades have passed, and this street has changed a lot from what I remember, but there are also many old shops that have been renovated but still preserved, but Voldemort has no intention of appreciating them, and he just wants to get away from these people as soon as possible because of his lack of magic power. Muggles.

The proud Voldemort didn't use the Ignore Charm and didn't want to waste his strength to use the Ignore Charm. He walked straight through the crowd, wrapped his whole body in the robe, the big hood covered the other face behind his head, and his naked body. odor.This kind of him is naturally special among Muggles, so Voldemort has received countless sights with various emotions along the way, and it has also made the violence in his heart even more serious.

When he finds the organization, he will kill these damn Muggles!

Just as Voldemort was angrily dragging his robe and walking through the street, suddenly there was a voice owed to Avada from the side of the road. His voice was not loud, but it could be clearly conveyed to everyone's ears. He did not Aiming at Voldemort, it was more like answering a question from his companion, saying: "...you can prescribe him a medicine for diarrhea."

"How do you know?" The companion of the man who spoke just now asked in confusion.

"It's very simple. My eyes told me that not long ago he was still in the southwestern United States. He suffered a slight injury and had diarrhea. He squatted on the toilet for at least three hours."

The great Voldemort was being watched by Muggles?And Muggles spying on other people squatting in the toilet? !

Voldemort glared sharply at the speaker, and the ordinary Muggle who spoke was looking back at him with his characteristically introspective expression.When his companion asked in surprise why he knew that he had been to the United States and had diarrhea, he replied unhurriedly: "He has a mixture of avocado, onion and garlic, and is a resident of the southwestern United States. Unique taste of dipping sauce. Not only will this dipping sauce go bad in a few hours, it is difficult for outsiders to get used to this taste. But he ate a lot, and it still went bad. It was because he was controlled by others and had no choice. As for Diarrhea...Look at the creases on the underside of his robe, where a squat toilet is obviously used, and this kind of fabric doesn't leave marks without lasting more than three hours."

"..."

This is awkward...

Voldemort did not believe that this was deduced from the details. He had a deep suspicion that the man in front of him was actually a wizard, and he must have taken himself silently from Legilimency!

Thinking carefully and fearing that Voldemort was not here, he made a big stride and turned the corner to another alley.

After he left, the person who spoke just now frowned and said, "This is the first time I see you..."

Two faces, and it's still a deformed flesh that walks backwards.

The author has something to say: Voldemort: Why has Britain become abnormal? !

Soon the British government dispatched 007 to capture Voldemort, who didn't look like a good man...