The Reform and Opening of the Magic World [Comprehensive British and American]

The British wizarding world is a conservative and stable place. Although Harry Potter is a fairy tale world, it is not as high-end as Marvel DC and has released an R-rated movie, but people generally follow a serious route, although the current protagonist Seems a bit off track, but at least no boss has ever died from a square dance.

Therefore, as the general boss in a fairy tale, Voldemort living in such a setting is also very rigid. He will never shout like Big Gray Wolf every time he is defeated because he is a fairy tale character. I will come back again. of.When such a guy encounters a Deadpool who breaks the fourth wall and even Marvel's own family hates him, his three views must have been severely impacted. Tongrenwen (the author of this article: Ah Qiao?).

These days Voldemort is also a person who has seen big scenes. He is also a character who has been rounded up in the real world of Marvel DC Transformers and the protagonist boss of British dramas. Seeing the strange and strange Deadpool, his subconscious reaction Just pull out your wand——

"Avada Kedavra!"

Past experience told him that when meeting someone whose style of painting is different from his own, don't be too much, don't be extra curious, just shoot and kill him!

With a bang, the strange man in the red and black tights and the mask on the opposite side made a gesture of holding his heart, and the white dots on the eye mask that symbolized the eyes opened wide, and then fell straight down. There was still disbelief on Zhang's face through the mask, as if he had really encountered a heartbreaker.

Seeing the opponent fell down, Voldemort relaxed his tense body, but he did not completely let go of his guard, mainly because the opponent died too easily, and his Avada Kedavra has not been as effective as it is today for a long time, You must know that ever since seeing a black one-eyed Muggle block his Avada with a shield, Voldemort's fragile glass heart has been strongly impacted, causing him to feel that the three forbidden spells are just like teasing you.

Voldemort clenched the wand in his hand, walked carefully to Deadpool, and kicked him, but the person lying on the ground did not respond.Voldemort was really relieved at this moment. He knelt down, put away his wand, looked down at the strange man he had killed with the death curse, and stretched out his hand to examine his body. He wanted to find out who the other party was. During this period of time, he was really being targeted by too many troubles, hoping to find clues.

Voldemort lifted Deadpool's shoulders, and was about to rummage through his pockets, but at the same time, the man he thought had been killed by the death curse straightened up limply, leaning against his arms along the strength of his arms, two With one hand wrapped around his neck, and his thigh wrapped around Voldemort's crotch, he pressed against Voldemort's horrified face, and kissed loudly with a bang: "Didn't expect that, my dear? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Open unhappy?"

Throwing him backhanded like a gas tank, Voldemort took out his wand, pointed at the resurrected man and shouted roughly, "Crucio!"

"Oh!" Deadpool rolled over on the ground to avoid the Cruciatus Curse, lying on the ground in the posture of a drunken concubine, and said: "This is the reason why I see my wife pretending to be dead every day when I go home, brother is still very romantic. How about the boy who looked at you across the face, did he fall in a second? It’s better to act than to act. Now hold my brother’s arm and let’s go to meet the parents. Don’t worry, your parents-in-law are very kind people, they have spirits in heaven I will definitely like you." As he spoke, he took out the mobile phone with Dun Dongtie's Q-version fanart on it, and called up a list, all of which were black market rewards for Voldemort.

Jin Zhu is the reborn parents!

Now it is no secret that Voldemort holds the infinite gems. Getting him is equivalent to harvesting countless money, and getting the multiverse is also universal.After the gangsters squeezed out their bodies, maybe donating their remains to the magic world, how many boxes of Galleons can they get from the Ministry of Magic?I don't know if he has any inheritance or widow, I will take care of your wife, I guarantee that there will be no worries, so you can rest assured!

Deadpool is a person who breaks the fourth wall. He clearly knows that he is a comic book character, and he can even travel to the real world to slaughter the Marvel editorial department.So, don't doubt the authenticity of what he said, and of course, because of his personality, don't take it too seriously.

Too lazy to listen to Deadpool nagging what he didn't understand, Voldemort raised his hand and it was another Avada Kedavra.Deadpool, who was in the middle of his chest, touched his heart, held his heart and said in disbelief: "You f*ck broke brother's heart." He made a movement of wiping his tears, and appeared behind Voldemort in a blink of an eye, hugging him Over his shoulder, he said, "But I'll forgive you because your chicken/dad's face with facial features and brother's chrysanthemum meat/petal face are particularly destined." After finishing speaking, he quickly covered his mouth again, The author directly crossed the computer screen and typed with both hands to show his innocence: "I forgot that you are in the harmony period baby, if the scale is too big, then change the chicken/dad face in front to Linga."

The author of this article: "Oh." Linga is a male/reproductive/reproductive/organ image worshiped by the Shiva sect and the sex/force sect of Hinduism, symbolizing the god Shiva.I feel that Shiva should be so angry after hearing this description that he wants to dance the world gymnastics...

Deadpool rested his chin on the screen of the author's broken laptop, and said, "Look up at your male god, and then tell me, is your pen name a homonym for semen/fluid?"

The author of this article punched Deadpool back into the computer.

"You dare to humiliate me!" Voldemort glared at the man who didn't know who he was talking to. He had never been complained about so directly in his life. His face looks like a chicken... Linga, Apparation throws off Deadpool's claws, black magic Coming to him was released as easily as breathing. Seeing Deadpool resisting the attack carelessly, he said ruthlessly: "Cruciate!"

Feeling that this trick is a bit different from the previous black magic, Deadpool turned his head and slipped away, but this time he was a little slower, of course, because he expected that he would not die at all, the Cruciatus Curse originally aimed at his body was dodged by his turn Straight into his chrysanthemum, Deadpool covered his ass with a groan and rolled to the side, turned his head and said: "It's so exciting to dig [shares]! Your fairy tale world actually has such unscrupulous magic, children see how to control it Gotta live!"

"It's a bone! Damn you!" Obviously, although he grew up in an orphanage, Voldemort's curse vocabulary is a bit thin. It's okay to meet civilized people, but now when he meets deadpool, it's basically crushed.

But at the same time that Deadpool made jokes, Voldemort also calmed down. Thinking back carefully, the previous Death Curse actually hit this guy, but he was fine.Avada Kedavra is useless to this guy at all, and the Cruciatus Curse that can cause harm to people, and even drive the magician crazy, did not cause him much trouble, but judging by his actions just now, this People can feel pain, it is very likely that he is immortal, and he has long been used to the pain of piercing his femur... bone!In other words, if this continues, it will just be a waste of magic power.

After figuring it out, Voldemort stopped entangled with this pervert any longer. He pretended to attack, and saw Deadpool deftly dodge to the side.Obviously, even though he won't die, it doesn't mean that Deadpool likes Cruciatus, and he avoided it, which also distanced him from Voldemort.While he was dodging, Voldemort didn't stop there, and directly gave up the current temporary place to stay, and used Apparation to escape.

Yes, the great Voldemort, this time can be regarded as fleeing.

It was a painful experience. This time, Voldemort temporarily gave up the idea of ​​directly killing Thor's house. When he appeared next time, he had already arrived in Azkaban in the North Sea. He wanted to release his loyal servants as a The boss behind the scenes, he has had enough of being besieged by inexplicable minions, he wants to sit back as the master of the Death Eaters, and once again dominate the magic world with terror!

After Voldemort left, only Deadpool stood alone in the empty room, and he said to himself: "What a ruthless man, actually left my brother here alone. But the captain of Deadpool is A man who is very obsessed with feelings, how can true love be so cold~" He took out his mobile phone, quickly pressed each contact, and said: "Big sweetheart, Mommy is shy, I know You are a love expert!"

"You let Voldemort escape?" The voice on the other end of the phone was very familiar, it was the mother of the little junior sister, and she also had business dealings with this guy, Deadpool.Knowing that Deadpool is also full of curiosity about Voldemort (offering a reward), she specially contacted this troublesome guy to divert the trouble to the east, that is, to let the wicked grind the wicked, so that Voldemort has no time to care about him, and to ensure the personal safety of her daughter before leaving.

"Big sweetheart, brother already knew that we have been connected for a long time, and you understand everything I think." Deadpool said ripplingly.

"I probably know where he went, please take him as far as you can." After finishing speaking, Huang's mother ruthlessly hung up the phone, then lowered her head and edited the text message, sending the place where Voldemort might have gone to Deadpool.Voldemort, who has suffered repeated setbacks, should have also been taught a lesson by Lonely, and he is likely to go to Azkaban now.

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In fact, not only Azkaban, but all people with the mark of Death Eaters felt Voldemort's call.Among them, Snape, who was making the potion, blew up the cauldron for the first time. With a low curse, he stretched out his hand to hold the skin with the black magic mark, staggered to clean up the failed potion, and then used the phantom Migrate, go to Dumbledore to report the situation.

Like Snape, there were also Malfoy and Slytherin, the pure-blood families who had decided to betray Voldemort, and their expressions were also very bad, but compared to their little pawns, those who had been favored by Voldemort in the past The Malfoys are the most dangerous.Sure enough, the blood on Lucius' face faded in an instant, and Draco, who was reprimanded by his father for talking back, saw his father calm down inexplicably, with an ugly face and unfocused eyes staring forward.

"Draco!" Lucius suddenly pressed the little Malfoy's shoulder, with an unprecedented seriousness, and said to his son, "Didn't you say that Harry Potter invited you to spend the summer vacation with him?"

"Didn't you refuse?" Speaking of this, Draco was still a little dissatisfied.

"Now I agree, you leave here immediately and go find the man who survived... the man!" Lucius stretched out his hand and pulled his son up, and hurriedly directed the house elf to bring enough Galleons to Draco and Muggle currency, and sorted out his daily necessities and a change of clothes.

He didn't know what Voldemort was going to do, but it was conceivable that the wizarding world was no longer safe, no, he couldn't make his little dragon a Death Eater too!He cannot be found by Voldemort!The heart of protecting the child made Lucius do something bold. He thought to himself, now that Harry Potter is still in the Chinese magic world, since Voldemort is in the UK, the Chinese magic world will be safe for a while, so Xiaolong stays with the savior , can also ensure worry-free.

After making up his mind, Lucius sent his son out of the magic world with his own hands.Little Malfoy, who was thrown out of the house by his father, wandered alone on the street. Instead of listening to his father's arrangement, he went directly to the Chinese magic world through the new Chinese-English fireplace tunnel in the magic world. Instead, he picked up his mobile phone and dialed He got Harry's phone number and agreed to meet up in the United States.The Malfoy family has plenty of money, and Draco is not without the ability to protect himself, he can't suffer much outside.

Lucius still didn't know that not only did his son not escape the danger, he even went straight into the tiger's den...

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Azkaban, established by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, is the most feared place in the wizarding world. If you are locked in for a few weeks, you will go crazy. There are terrifying dementors guarding here, that is, giants and werewolves. Don't dare to violate here.But now, this place that has been established for an unknown number of years has been destroyed today, and the dementors are still roaring and wandering outside, but they have changed their masters and reached an agreement with Voldemort to become his servants.

A large number of vicious Death Eaters were released. They shouted with joy, looked crazy, and obsessively worshiped their master Voldemort. They always believed that one day their great Dark Lord would once again rule the wizarding world and release them.

These Death Eaters have been trapped in Azkaban for more than ten years, and they are all mentally abnormal. They don't have the style of the previous pure-blood families, but the only thing that remains unchanged is their fanatical worship of Voldemort.It is precisely because this group of people have suffered from mental illness for a long time that they have been suppressed, their behavior has become more cruel and vicious.

Voldemort looked at his subjects with satisfaction. In the eyes of the prisoners of Azkaban, he regained the confidence that belonged to the Dark Lord. He looked down at Bella who was kissing his instep, and said in a good mood: " Our time has come again!"

What responded to Voldemort was the passionate and frenzied cry of the Death Eaters.

The whole of Azkaban was bustling like never before, and the sound of demons dancing wildly made other vicious dark wizards tremble.If it was before, Voldemort would still sneer at these dark wizards who were also imprisoned, but now, he is in short supply, and he promises to those people that those who are willing to become Death Eaters, he can make an exception and take them out of Az Caban.So easily, Voldemort gained a large number of believers, and also broke the embarrassing situation of only a dozen Death Eaters.

Although it is gratifying to see the light of day soon, the Death Eaters are still very curious about one thing. As Voldemort's favorite general, Rodolphus Lestrange said respectfully: "My lord, Can you tell us, who is the... lady behind you?"

Voldemort was startled, he didn't notice anyone behind him at all, he quickly turned his head to look, and was facing a face with a red mask.

Deadpool wearing a medieval lady's long dress shyly held a small fan to cover half of his face. He didn't know when he stood behind Voldemort and said, "Hello, my brother is the handsome Captain Deadpool who breaks the dimension. It's yours." Master." After speaking, he winked at the constipated Voldemort, and said, "Anna, you are the wind, and I am the sand!"

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The author has something to say: Inexplicably sympathizes with Voldemort...