Story of a pixel village next to the mantra

"Cut, bad luck." Fu Heisher crumpled up the betting tickets and stuffed them into his pocket.

As usual, today was another unlucky day.Of the two most popular racehorses, one fell to the end at the beginning, and the other sprained his foot in the middle of the race. I am afraid that his career as a racehorse is over.

Only 800 yen of the 20 million yen I got after doing the mission lost, and I have to pay the tuition fees for the two little devils in the family.

Thinking of trouble, Fu Heisher still took out his mobile phone and called Hei Xin's agent.

After two beeps, "It's me."

"Mr. Zenyuan? What's the matter, haven't you received the money for the mission?" Kong Shiyu's doubtful voice came

"You told me to call me Fuhei, is there a good job to pay the full amount within 3 days?"

"Within 3 days? Ah, I see you lost the horse betting again?" The other party chuckled.

"Is there any?"

The voice of turning the pages of the book came from the receiver, "Don't be so anxious, I still have to check. Hmm, there is an assassination mission in Chiba County that pays a lot."

"It's best for a long-term mission. I want to change to another place to save my bad luck."

"Oh, it's rare for you to take on a long-term mission, but the reward is not as high as assassination."

Fu Heisher touched the scar on the corner of his mouth, "It doesn't matter, just give the money earlier."

"There is a latent mission in Tokyo, the destination is... a general hospital. The client requested to obtain the drawings and operating principles of the mechanical equipment in the hospital. He also wanted to find out the information about the owner behind the hospital."

"How to calculate the reward?"

"In order to break into the interior, you need to act as a handyman to apply first. If the application is successful, the other party will immediately pay a deposit of 300 million, and then give another 400 million for each piece of equipment information. If you know the detailed identity of the master behind the scenes, directly Give 2000 million."

"It sounds easy, but no one takes up this task?" Fu Heisher asked.

"On the contrary, as of yesterday, more than 10 people applied for the job, but none of them were successful."

"How high is the requirement for a handyman?" Fuheshier felt incredible, "Is this general hospital opened by people from the magic world?"

"It is said that they were all rejected for strange reasons. The reason for the last person who took the task from me was: the frequency of going to the toilet was too high, and he didn't wash his hands after using it, and he didn't like to be clean. As for whether it was a curse It is related to the academic world, and this is something you need to investigate."

"Going to the toilet too often... are you kidding me?"

"For this reason, that person went to the hospital to make trouble. Two days later, he was found in an alley in Shinjuku. Not only did he lose his memory, but his whole mental state became weird."

"Understood, send me the mission information."

After a while, Fu Heisher received a video file in his mailbox, the file name was "Welcome to 13 o'clock General Hospital.mp4", and the mobile phone started to play animation after clicking.

The background is an operating room, and the shadowless lamp on the top hits the patient with a blurred face on the operating bed. At this time, a person in a white coat walks into the camera from the left, and his face is covered by a mosaic.The white coat first poked the patient lying on the bed with his fingers, and the video screen made the sound of bones breaking.Then the white coat shook his head and said to the camera: "In the 13 o'clock hospital, 51% of the patients responded that their health conditions improved after discharge."

Fu Heisher frowned and continued to watch.

The screen shifts to one of the consultation rooms of the general hospital. In the consultation room, there is a huge machine that is shining with lightning. The narration introduction sounds: "We have excellent equipment, and the caring medical staff will carefully operate it for you."

Fu Heisher dared to swear on Hui's meal expenses for a year. He had an impression of the machines in the video consultation room and had seen them in the substation.

The camera came to another consulting room, where the patient's head was clamped by a huge iron inlay, and the metal tube connecting the iron inlay and the unknown machine began to move left and right, and the patient was thrown into the air.Narrator: "Many of these healthcare workers went to medical school, or at least watched a few episodes of a medical show."

"Bang!" There was an explosion sound on the video screen, and the person who took the video turned the camera around and found that several rooms were billowing with smoke.At this moment, a hand covered the lens, and there was a sound of shaking and running footsteps in the dark.

When the screen turned on again, he was already outside, at the gate of the hospital.The white coat stood in front of the camera again and said: "No one can stop us and escort your future life. You deserve the best medical treatment." The window of the hospital behind suddenly shattered, billowing black smoke and screaming.

"Welcome new employees and new patients to join the big family of 13 Point General Hospital!"

Video ends.

Fu Heisher showed an expression of 'an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone'.

what?That's weird, watch it again.

After filling out a false resume, Fuheshier faxed the resume to the personnel department of the general hospital at 13:20. In less than half an hour, he received a reply from the hospital: Please submit at 10:[-] am on x-month-x-day, [-]xx Go to the hospital gate and wait for the interview.

For missions, Fuheshier has always been very serious.

Learning from the experience of the previous loser, I have not taken a drop of water since last night, and went to the toilet to clean up before going out the next day, and promised not to go to the toilet once a day.And I took a bath for half an hour before going out, and used shampoo and shower gel twice to ensure that my whole body is refreshed. I also kept the minimum amount of exercise on the way to the hospital without sweating a single drop.I even went to the barbershop yesterday and cut my front hair a little bit short, revealing my handsome face that is always able to seduce rich women.

Check, everything is perfectly prepared, this simple task is nothing to worry about.

Fu Heisher waited at the entrance of the hospital to observe. The hospital currently only has one floor and occupies a relatively large area. There are many people coming in and out of the door, but most of them, whether they are patients or employees in work clothes, look dying. , somewhat suspicious.

At this time, a staff member in yellow overalls walked out of the door and came straight to him, "Are you Mr. Fuheshier who is here to apply for the handyman job? Please follow me."

"Are you an employee here? The hospital looks very, very good." Fuheshier tried to find out information.

"Yes, the promotional video of the hospital moved me, and I decided to join the 13 o'clock general hospital and become a part of it." The other party replied with a smile, and then pointed to a rectangular object in front of him, "Please go through this door frame back and forth."

Fuheshier was taken to a lawn next to the hospital. In the middle of the lawn stood a metal detection door frame that looked like an airport security check.

"Is this a work of art?" Fu Heisher was puzzled.

"This is a device used to detect the skills and living habits of job seekers." The staff still smiled, "Please go through this door frame back and forth."

detection skills?Could it be a special magic tool?Fu Heisher pretended to appreciate it, checked the door frame up and down, and found nothing strange.

Anyway, I am bound by heaven and curse, and I don't have a trace of magic power on my body, even the special magic tools for detection will definitely be ineffective for me.Thinking of this, Fuheshier walked past the door frame, turned around and walked back.

Nothing happened.

Seeing that he had completed the designated actions, the staff turned around and left.

Fu Heisher caught up and stopped the other party and asked, "Is this the end?"

"It's over, please wait for the hospital's notification." The staff's smile seemed to stick to their faces.

"When will the result be out?"

"It will vary from now to a month, depending on whether the position is vacant. If not, it will be selected among you and several other candidates."

"Beep beep beep" suddenly the communicator hanging around the staff's neck rang. He glanced at the message and said to Fu Heisher, "It's a pity that your application was rejected."

"Huh? Why??"

"Ask for the reason for the refusal." The other party lowered his head and tapped on the communicator.

After a while, the "beep beep" communicator sounded again.

According to the received message, the staff read one by one: "Dear Mr. Fuheshier, the job seeker, it has been detected that you do not have mechanical maintenance acceleration skills and do not meet the needs of the hospital. I regret to inform you that you have lost this opportunity. PS: welcome to learn Come back with new skills."

"...how did you see this??"

Unlike the dismal winning rate of horse betting, Fuheshier's task completion rate can be regarded as a leader in the industry.So never allow such stupid tasks and ridiculous reasons to lower your success rate percentage.

Hui's tuition fee can be delayed, anyway, the school will not kick him out.

Fu Heisher used the money left on his body to buy a bunch of books and CDs related to mechanical maintenance. After studying without sleep for three days and three nights, he finally mastered the basic knowledge of mechanical maintenance.

The second time I sent my resume to the hospital. This time, in order to increase my bargaining chip, I wrote down my expected salary very low.Sure enough, I soon received a reply from the hospital, asking me to go to the interview tomorrow morning.

At the entrance of the hospital at 10 o'clock, the staff who came to receive Fuheshier this time changed to another person.

"Where was that XX from last time?" Fuheshier asked curiously.

"XX was fired last night because his walking speed was too slow, and it took him too long to walk from the lounge to his work station. Walking took up too much working time." The new staff member replied with a smile, "Please follow me."

"..." Fu Heisher silently quickened his pace.

The two came to the familiar metal door frame,

"Please go back and forth through this door frame."

Afraid of being rejected by the reason of inflexibility, Fu Heisher quickly followed suit.

After almost 2 or 3 seconds of "beep, beep, beep", the staff's communicator rang.

Is it done so soon?Fu Heisher clenched his fists, not even so nervous when assassinating a difficult target.

The staff read the text message in a calm tone: "Dear Mr. Fuheshier, the job seeker, it has been detected that you do not have ghost-hunting skills and do not meet the needs of the hospital. I regret to inform you that you have lost this opportunity. PS: It is detected that your physique cannot Seeing ghosts, so you can’t learn ghost hunting skills, it’s better to give up this job and learn other job skills before coming back.”

Ten minutes later, Fu Heisher calmed down the anger in his heart, found an open space and called Hei Xin's intermediary.

"So fast, did you succeed in applying?" Kong Shiyu asked.

"Keep an eye on it for me. If anyone wants to get rid of the HR of this hospital, tell me immediately, and I will take the order at half price." Fuheshier said in a low and hoarse voice