After collecting all seven bugs, I was wanted by the bosses

Funerals almost all over the world take place in a rainy weather, and the game is no exception.

Yesterday was still a scorching summer, and the cicadas chirped one after another. Today, the temperature dropped by [-] degrees, and the cold raindrops fell on people's faces like knives.

A thin layer of mist formed on the bodyguard's black suit. He was wearing sunglasses and holding a black umbrella, with a serious and loyal expression. He was wearing black gloves and opened the black car door, as if he had received some kind of message, and everyone paused Talking, eyes cast over.

The first thing that appeared in everyone's sight was a pair of soft but pale hands resting on the bodyguard's arms. The wide black umbrella covered the rain, and the woman who gathered all the praises and gifts of God slowly came out of the car with her head bowed. The black kimono was without any embellishments, the long silky hair was rolled up behind the head, a pure white camellia was inserted between the hair temples, the eyebrows and eyes were elegant and unadorned.

The death of her third husband didn't seem to detract from her beauty, but was made all the more moving by her sadness and depression.

Probably true love. Even though she was betrayed, she still grieves because of the death of the other party. What a poor woman. She was married three times. The first husband cheated on her and committed suicide. The second husband died in a casino with unknown cause.

In short, it is not very glorious, the third husband is said to be an executive of a certain company, and the one who is hiding under the tree and crying loudly seems to be Xia Youjun's boss.

"My friend! Without you, how would I become one of the top three entrepreneurs in Japan!"

Sincere feelings, tears flowed, he was never so sad when his father died, how could this dead friend be a good friend, the one who passed away was clearly his avenue of stars leading to the richest man in Japan!

The cakes drawn by Mr. Xia You are too big to be stewed in one pot.

It is so tragic that the newly married husband dies young, leaving the young and beautiful wife as a widow.

When the fog appeared, the reporters immediately surrounded her with short guns.

"Mrs. Xia You! May I ask if the news announcement you released this morning is true?"

"Your first two husbands both died of cheating, may I ask if your third husband also died strangely because of cheating?"

"May I ask how you will deal with the [-] million that your company has evaporated?"

As long as Youwu answered, there would be more questions waiting for her.

The haggard-looking lady seemed to be dazzled by the flashlight, and she squinted her eyes slightly. She half leaned on the bodyguard beside her as if she was overwhelmed. The surrounding bodyguards immediately understood. The average height is 1 meters. The powerful strength of the special forces can be singled out. When they stand in front of the reporters, the world becomes much quieter.

They finally remembered slowly that this seemingly fragile woman who had lost her husband was the precious daughter of Shigeo Imagawa, a heavyweight who could shake half of Japan with one order.

"Today is my lover's funeral. I'm really not in the mood to answer your questions, but please rest assured that my secretary will speak for me. Everything she said is my opinion."

You Wuyou went to the cemetery surrounded by bodyguards.

Instead of You Wuyou, answering the reporters' questions was a capable woman with blond hair and brown eyes, "I am Aya Kamiya, Madam's chief secretary and financial advisor, responsible for all financial issues of Madam, regarding Mr. Xia Youjie's alleged embezzlement of public funds , and tried to tamper with the notarial certificate of my boss, Ms. Imagawa Yuka, and after being discovered by Ms. Imagawa, because of shame and remorse, she chose to commit suicide to protect her dignity..."

Whether it is a lawyer or the trace inspection department of the police station who came to investigate and collect evidence, they can prove her statement.

Rows of black umbrellas under the gray sky, no media is allowed to enter the cemetery, the funeral process is cumbersome but quiet, there is fog, and everyone closes their eyes as the pastor recites the eulogy.

"Your loyal believer, Ms. Yuxia Imakawa, entrusts me to pray to you, please the Lord forgive his sins, lead his soul to heaven, and open the door to the dead Xia Youjie, may the Lord bless you, Amen."

"and many more!"

Everyone opened their eyes again, looked at the spokesperson, and stared at the pastor standing in front of him, dissatisfied, "Why only Xia Youjie?"

The pastor showed a puzzled look, "You only asked me to host for your husband..."

You Wuyou stretched out his hand and pointed behind him, "Look around, there are obviously two more!"

The Imagawa family contracted this cemetery, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and every inch of land is expensive. Currently, only the first husband Odasaku (left), the second husband Zenyuan Shier (middle), and the second husband live in this luxury suite. The third husband Xia Youjie (right).

Although I have been married three times, I have never experienced a wedding. Even the funeral is the first time I have ever attended. You Wuyou, who has no sense of marriage substitution, said that since there is no wedding, there must be a funeral!If there is nothing, isn't the experience very bad?

The pastor took the red envelope from the Imagawa family. It was so thick that even the foggy one who was gradually numb to money was a bit painful. Wouldn't it be worthwhile if he only wanted to save one person!

Since the cemeteries were all next to each other, the first two funerals were very vague. In order to show that the fog was fair, she asked the pastors to come together.

Oda/Shir: We don't need this kind of preference, thank you.

You Wuyou made a gesture of please, then clasped his hands in front of his chest, eagerly waiting for the pastor's eulogy.

Priest:……

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

The pastor had no choice but to hold up the Bible again, read a long eulogy, and returned to the end again.

"Your loyal believer, Ms. Imakawa Yuka, entrusts me to pray to you, please the Lord forgive him...their sins, and guide their souls to heaven, for her husband Xia Youjie...Oda Zuo, Chanyuan Shier , to open the door to rebirth, may the Lord bless you, Amen."

Hope the three husbands don't fight in heaven, amen.

After the funeral, You Wuyou left from another small road, and a black extended Lincoln was parked at the intersection. The reporter was there to deal with it. The woman who used to be a salesperson in a department store was very skilled in dealing with the world. , asked her to fool the group of reporters, Wu Wu felt at ease.

The car door opened, and Xiao Xiaohui was sitting in the car alone, holding a doll rabbit in her hand, with a lonely expression.

"What's wrong, Hui."

You Wu had stood in the cemetery for a long time, and she was smeared with coldness. She was afraid of passing it on to Hui, so she didn't sit with him.

But the child doesn't understand this. He only knows that he wants to rely on his mother, but the mother rejects him.

Hui lowered his head, twiddling the rabbit's ears with his fingers, his legs curled up on the seat, holding the rabbit in his arms, and he was a small ball.

It was foggy and itchy for a while, and I couldn't help but rua. The boy's short black hair was raised, and it felt hard and prickly.

Someone knocked on the car window, and some people opened the window and looked out. It turned out to be the neighbor Mrs. Sato and her husband, Mr. Sato.

"Today Chuanyouxia, I'm sorry for the change. There were too many people before, so I didn't talk to you for fear of affecting your mood."

Mrs. Sato looked at the little boy behind You Wuyou, with a delicate expression: "Oh, the stepson of the ex-ex is still by my side, so it's nothing more than a girl, boy, when he grows up, he will inherit your family property. If you have a child of your own in the future... I treat you as a friend, so I remind you, you have to be careful."

Youwuyou has a high affection for Mrs. Sato, thanks to her in the last round, Youwuyou was able to deal with Mr. Shi Er in the casino!

This time, it really came to send goodwill again!

You Wuyou suddenly held Mrs. Sato's hand, the other party was taken aback, and desperately tried to pull it back, but You Wuyou, who grew up without knowing what to eat, was actually very strong.

Mrs. Sato's expression was stiff, goosebumps popping up crazily, this woman's hands are so delicate!

grass!What kind of hand cream did she put on!Why have you been married three times and still be as beautiful and charming as a girl? !

"Thank you so much! I will definitely keep it in my heart! I can get an heir without being pregnant for ten months. I am so happy!"

Mrs. Sato: No, you're welcome?

Bastard, who wants to hear about your Versailles! !

"Mom...I'm so cold..."

The air-conditioning outside the window rushed into the car, and if it was foggy, I immediately closed the window, "Mrs. Sato is coming to the house for a drink at night? I promised you last time, but I haven't invited you. I must come tonight!"

Mrs. Sato forced a smile, waved her hand towards the car exhaust, and turned her head to look at her husband beside her quietly until the car was out of sight.

The husband felt cold all over his body, and his heart was filled with happiness, "You can't compare yourself too much, next time I will definitely change to a car that is more expensive than Lincoln!"

Mrs. Sato: "I want to change you more than change the car."

husband:……

Damn Imakawa Yuka! !The threshold for comparison is too high! !

What should I have for dinner tonight?

I don't know if Mrs. Sato will come to the appointment. If she comes, it is likely that Mr. Sato will come too. Why don't you ask the housekeeper to arrange a table of sashimi.

You Wuyou ruaed Xiao Xiaohui while meditating, until she completely turned Xiao Xiaohui's upturned hair into a hedgehog, You Wu felt that her fingers were entangled by the fur, and she couldn't pull it out.

Looking down, he took a deep breath, felt guilty, and hurriedly straightened it out before Xiao Xiaohui noticed it.

"Mom, my scalp hurts."

Xiao Xiaohui spoke sullenly.

Sweat broke out from the misty and anxious forehead, "Wait! There is a bug on your head, mom will kill it for you!"

benefit:……

Mom seems a little silly, but she must be unhappy when she said it, forget it, what else can I do if I can leave, Hui Zao sighed maturely.

in the real world.

Regarding the game dimension house forum jointly developed by Jugao and Yokohama, after the third round of game exploration, Jugao made the following supplementary information:

1. Two or more players who enter the game are very likely to replace the NPC role in the original plot, but it is very likely to arouse the disgust of the game protagonist Imakawa Yuka.

2. When the favorability of his wife Yuxia Imakawa is too low, it may trigger an unnatural death line.

3. There are mandatory plots, but players can avoid unfavorable options by resetting the scene, but they may lose the favorability of his wife Yuxia Imagawa.

4. According to the unanimous judgment of the two talented partners of Jugao, there is only one real key to clearing the game: Yuxia Imakawa's attitude.

To put it simply, as long as you get the favor of Yuxia Imakawa, you can walk horizontally and vertically to the sky in the game.

But even the husband cannot completely get all the favor of his wife, and is more likely to fall into the vortex of ethical dog-blood love.

The third round of the game still failed.

Even Curse High's talented partner, the handsome DKs, all failed, which shows that Madam's strategy is more difficult than a super-level Curse Spirit.

It is said that every player who leaves the game has a mental problem more or less, and he will not tell the reason if he asks the reason. If he asks too much, he will explode.

After Zenyuan Shier heard about it, he taunted him very bluntly, so others asked him curiously, "Do you know some gossip, after all, it all came out of a game."

Zenyuan Shier said confidently: "Isn't it just that I was killed by a woman once? A man only needs to be ashamed when he loses to a woman on the bed. Those two boys still lack cultivation!"

Of course, this sentence did not reach the ears of Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie. After all, if the three of them fought, the magic world might end.

Three months after the end of the third round of the game, the fourth round of the game has not yet started to draw lots. While everyone was guessing the reason, in the early morning of a certain day, colorful neon lights lit up at the same time in Yokohama and the game dimension house next to the manga. The Dimensional House is shrouded in a dreamy halo, and the cheerful game music is played in 360 degrees without dead ends, resounding over Tokyo and Yokohama.

Countless people heard the sound and rushed to gather around the Dimensional House. This small house covers an area of ​​half a curse high. Suddenly, a white display screen rises from the roof, and a series of black announcements are printed on the display screen.

["My Scary Wife" three-round game strategy statistics, the highest plot progress is 35%, the number of players who successfully conquered the wife: 0, the number of players who successfully cleared the plot: 0, you are the worst group of players I have ever seen. 】

Everyone: Can't refute.

[In order to enhance the game experience, starting from the fourth round, the number of players will not be limited, and the multiplayer online mode will be opened. The difficulty of the wife's strategy will not change, and there will only be one husband role, which will still be determined by lottery. The rest of the players will be assigned roles immediately. I hope you all Enjoy the game, pass the level as soon as possible. 】

After the announcement was issued, Jugao and Yokohama held a meeting overnight to urgently discuss the plan.

In the game, You Wuyou, who also received this announcement, flipped the table and ran away on the spot.

Personnel? ?