[Comprehensive] Yuehua

"!!" Asakawa Yuzheng opened his eyes, and his pupils dilated immediately, "whoosh"—the figure reappeared, already in the most secret corner of the tent.

"Hmph! I can't tell it usually, my strength is not bad, I can barely get into the eyes of my uncle, haha!" Didara laughed wildly, without any guilt at all, as if he just put his biting palm on Asakawa It's just a little prank on him.

Asakawa Yumasa just frowned, "Why?"

"There is no reason, do you think I will obediently listen to you if you agree with me, ha! It's ridiculous! Couldn't my uncle see it? You don't understand my art at all, so——you should be damned!"

The man's eyebrows stretched, "It's not about this."

"What? Didn't you ask this? What do you mean, hmph, it has nothing to do with me anyway, now, with my uncle—!!"...Let's fight to the death with this uncle—! !

It's a pity that Hua Xiao won't give him a chance to speak out, poor Didala, you can rest in peace =. =

Hua Xiao is depressed, she, she... she, she, she, she hasn't found out that the childhood version of Didala is sneaking up on her!

It's really embarrassing——! !

Although she later asked why she was attacked by surprise, the child answered in a wrong way, but she still got the information she wanted.

Deidara is too simple, he has no murderous intent, even if he wants to kill himself, but he thinks that Asakawa Yuzheng deserves to die, so he comes to kill himself, but Didara thinks that killing—killing him is a matter of course— It's like eating and drinking water, so he has no murderous intent.

So I didn't feel it until the distance was too close, and the sound of breathing woke her up...

But these are not legitimate reasons that she didn't discover, it's still embarrassing to think about it! !

So Didala became a victim of Hua Xiao's anger.

But on the surface, he just saw Asakawa's tall figure slowly covering him, his eyes glanced at him without emotion, and then he couldn't move.

It seemed that even the air was still, Didara could only watch the man walking towards him step by step...

The poor kid is scared now—this uncle is so scary—o(>﹏<)o! !

And Asakawa Yuzheng just made a movement.

He was like breaking a puppet. Of course, the rigidity of Didara's torso was exactly the same as that of a puppet. He pressed the palm of Didara's palm—the side with the mouth—to Deidara's nose... …

Then Deidara felt the... mouth on his palm move, and his nose was bitten.

Didala said that it hurts, it hurts, it turns out that the mouth on the palm of his hand not only chews clay, but also bites human flesh.

Of course, it was Didara's heart that was more frightened—what did Nima want to do with such a childish action?I was almost scared to death by you just now, is there any reason?There is wood and there is = dish =! !

It doesn't matter that Hua Xiao, who is Asakawa Yuzheng on the outside, is a woman on the inside—didn't you see that I did it on purpose?

Then he raised his other hand and covered Didara's eyes. Hua Xiao was satisfied, then swiped, pulled out a knife, and made a small cut on Didara's finger, and the wound immediately oozed blood. It dripped into... the iron bowl that Hua Xiao was preparing to come out at some point.

Finally, he applied an illusion that would keep hearing the sound of water droplets, and Hua Xiao could finally sleep peacefully.

What?You ask what is this doing?

It is said that people are particularly vulnerable in the dark, so the laboratory of the Nazi concentration camp added such a project: blindfolded a Jew, then pricked his fingertips with a needle, and then shut the Jew in front of the faucet to listen to the sound of water drops , and the next day, the Jew died.

He was scared to death.

He thought it was the sound of dripping water, his blood flowing.

Obviously knowing that this is unscientific and unreliable, but people will become blind in the dark, lose all judgment, and fall into despair, so everything impossible becomes possible.

And Deidara... Hua Xiao was sure that he would not die, at most the child was screaming when she was sleeping soundly, but she couldn't hear it, and that was enough.

Well, in fact, Hua Xiao just had a dream of being swallowed by a giant octopus, but when he woke up, he saw a mouth that was close at hand...

So, everything is not too much, you will be blamed on Shu Tai for disturbing people's dreams... Ah, don't you blame Auntie for loving her so much?

Hua Xiao...Correction - Asakawa Yuzheng has no roommates.

This aroused the curiosity of a group of ninjas. They thought it would be Asakawa Yumasa who collapsed.

So, what happened? Even the big devil Didara would say arrogantly, "I am not satisfied with letting one person understand my art!"You all must see my art bloom! 'Then pack up and leave!

right!Just pack up and leave! That's right!Boy, do you need to change your roommate if you want others to understand your art? ?

—— Lying is too bad for you (refer to!

However, if you ask Asakawa Yuzheng, you will only get a series of "hehehe" from good people. If you are really bothered, you can just say "maybe the child is too sensitive and thinks I don't understand his art" and it's over.

How can this be done?Their war-torn hearts are soothed by this gossip!How can we be so unanimous to the outside world? ——There is no companion love! !

Well, let's get down to business, the third ninja war is finally over.

The middle-level ninja of Iwain Village in the land of land, Asakawa Yumasa, unfortunately died in the last battle.

One month later, in Konoha Village, Country of Fire——

"Yes, master, the plaque is hung here, alas, it's crooked... yes yes yes, right here—!!"

The master laughed fiercely when he heard the reproach, "Miss Boss, you just manage the shop all by yourself, without anyone to help you?"

The proprietress smiled when she heard this, and she couldn't see anyone in her black pupils, "Hey, hey-look at what you said, isn't it you? Besides, this ninja war has just ended, who can't fix it, let alone Not to mention that some families have been destroyed, alas..."

"Hey, don't mention it, can't you! Those of us who are decorating are too busy, and some of them are built by Mr. Ninja himself, but everything will pass, the war is over, and we have a peaceful life!"

"Yes, master, are you tired? Come, eat some rice balls to fill your stomach, so that if you are tired, some people will say that I abused the helpers, ha ha."

"Hey, then I won't refuse, thank you!"

At dusk at sunset, Hua Xiao waved goodbye to the decorator who was walking away, "Huh, I'm so exhausted!"

But chatting is also beneficial. Looking at the current situation, it seems that the theme of war can win the hearts of the people. Hehe, there is a way. You know, she came to Konoha for money!

The next day, Mu Ye (the homonym of Konoha, Hua Xiao didn't bother to think of the name) izakaya hung a sign with a line of words, short but powerful: All villagers who lost their loved ones in the ninja war can entertain three times for free in this shop, In addition, Konoha's ninja adults can enjoy a [-]% discount in our store.

As soon as this move was made, it won the hearts of the people, and those who had lost relatives or not, were willing to go to Muye Izakaya for consumption. The common people who suffered from the war have never lacked sympathy, and other stores followed suit. Unfortunately, it was too late. business opportunity.

Since then, Makino Izakaya has become famous, and many customers come here because of its reputation.

Moreover, it is said that the proprietress of the izakaya is beautiful and virtuous, which also attracts many people to come. There are gossip that the proprietress is the widow of a famous ninja.

"Boss, this table——!"

"Hey—here we come!" the 'Legendary Lady Boss' turned her head and said to the guy next to her, "Aqiong, table 21."

The man nods.

At this time, there was a whisper from the side...

"Hey, did you see that? Isn't that Konoha White Fang?"

"Hey! Really, he dares to come to this place where decent ninjas come?"

"Isn't it? If the task is not completed, it's still a good name for the safety of the companion's life... Tsk tsk!"

"That is, as ninjas, we have long been prepared to sacrifice, do we still need him to worry about it?!"

"So, it's all excuses, excuses..."

The proprietress froze unexpectedly.

"Aqiong, write down the names of the customers at table No. 11... yes - the two ninjas' table, and I will entertain the new guests."

--"Yes."

Hatake Sakumo thought in a daze, heh, I picked a restaurant at random, but I didn't expect it to be a place for a 'decent ninja', so I should just pack up and leave, Kakashi should be in a hurry...

"Guest officer, what would you like to order?"

"Salty grilled saury, eggplant in miso sauce, tempura...that's all, please pack."

"Okay, you have spent a total of 54 yen, please pay the bill."

"Oh..." Hatake Sakumo rummaged through his wallet, only to find that the money he brought was far from the amount reported by the store...

"Well, I don't seem to have brought enough today... Wait——54 yen?"

It's not that he is stingy, this figure is too outrageous, right? !

Looking up, "—You!!"

"What are you, you still say that the guest officer wants to swipe the card, and this store does not provide this service."

"...Okay, stop kidding, you," Hatake Sakumo originally wanted to call Haruka, but thought it wrong, "You..."

"Below is Kazuko, Qingshan Kazuko."

Hatake Sakumo originally wanted to say something more, but as if sensing something, he suddenly turned his head in an unknown direction——!

Throwing the entire wallet into Hua Xiao's hand, and hurriedly snatching the lunch box from the clerk, Hatake Sakumo stumbled away.

Aoyama Kazuko's face was also a little ugly, "Wow - the ninja certificate is also in it!"

A few days--?

It's been ten days——Hua Xiao finished counting the days, and then glanced at the ninja card on the table. If he didn't come to pick it up, could it just be placed here?Anbu has called three times today.

........................

"Ding dong!" Hey, Hua Xiao sighed secretly - he was a child who had suffered a lot and had a deep hatred, and there was nothing he could do, and this time might be the last time he saw him...

"Squeak——" A child's face protruded from the half-closed door, pale and bloodless, with deep dark circles... How did Hatake Sakumo take care of the child! !

Rushing into the house angrily, Hua Xiao realized that this is not a place where people live - there are beer cans everywhere, cigarette butts are everywhere, the smelly socks already emit an unpleasant sour smell, and a certain humanoid object is lying on the sofa , next to a puddle of vomit...

"Sakumo Hatake—! What are you doing, don't drag the child with you if you don't want to live! If you can't, bring it to me, at least there is a place to eat—you can't die of hunger!"

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