[Comprehensive] Yuehua

Hua Xiao reviewed the history and came to a conclusion: Moreover, the more elegant the name of the Chinese criminal law, the more cruel the means, such as playing the pipa, castration, and cutting.

Is this also a kind of Chinese implicit ==?

Hua Xiao couldn't help laughing, "Oh, there's also sawing, maybe you don't know about it, maybe Feitan is used to sawing, but the method of cutting." The BT woman grinned and continued Like a few Jiazhen said, "Cut directly from the head, but in this way, it's not fun if the person dies at the beginning, so most of them start from the bottom...Of course, there are still some who like to cut from the side, that is, The half cut I mentioned before. Um... let's talk about this for now, and you don't have to eat today and tomorrow morning, but... you can only eat vegetarian tonight, right?"

...Actually, I want to say that when everyone in the brigade saw Hua Xiao's cheap smile, they all had a thought in their hearts that they wanted to step forward and slap =w=

Hua Xiao continued her disgusting career, "It's a pity, Fei Tan and Lai Fu, let's eat meat tonight~ How about the Brazilian barbecue~"

"You woman! Do you want to die by comparing me with this thing?" Uncle Fei Tan was upset, very upset.

Lai Fu's hair was slightly blown by Hua Xiao who was sitting under him.

"Count me in." A faint voice came, and it was Maggie who pulled out the earplugs with a calm face.

"Okay~ My Maggie is the smartest, I love you, okay~" Hua Xiao comforted the big cat under him, and continued to waver.

The knight complained, "Maggie, you cheated with your intuition again!"

Maggie frowned, Hua Xiao has become more and more like Hisoka recently.

"Don't ignore me! Hey!" The knight held his rolling stomach unwillingly: Damn it, he shouldn't have followed me out of curiosity! TAT

It's like this...

Early in the morning, the members of the brigade were shocked when they saw that the head of the group had brought a woman back.Those who participated in the mission last time naturally knew who it was, and those who did not participate were still at a loss.

At that moment, Fei Tan rushed forward with his knife in hand.

The brigade group is in high spirits—a love triangle? !

The big cat Laifu's paws blocked Feitan's sharp blade, and then he flicked his paws in a humane manner, acting cute as if I was in pain.But the purr in the throat is not so cute.

The brigade and the group can't decide—human and beast CP=mouth=? ! !

Hua Xiao, who woke up because of the wobble, said hello, "Ha... yo~ yawn, hello."

"..." There was embarrassment.

Hua Xiao didn't care, she was still sleepy, and was about to fall asleep again——

"Meow~" No matter how indifferent the tone of the voice is, it comes from Makino's mouth =w=

Maggie was staring at Laifu with interest, but Laifu was so easy to hook up with, he just stared at Maggie with a pair of cat eyes, and made no other moves.

Hua Xiao didn't care about Maggie's face, "Will Maggie Sauce take me in? That's great...Thank you~"

Only then did the big cat obediently walk towards the purple-haired cat-eyed woman in front of her, and even arched her with its furry head.

Maggie scratched the chin of the big cat in front of her with great interest, imitating Pike's way before, um... so cute.

——Hey Maggie, no matter how you say she is still a tiger, is it really okay like this? !

As if she had finally had enough fun, Maggie pointed to her room, and the big cat walked there spiritually, and her steps were a lot lighter, for fear of waking up the woman on her body.

What a joke, now he is its patron.

It was noon after waking up, Hua Xiao rubbed his eyes.Unknowingly, he wandered into Uncle Feitan's interrogation room.

The brigade, who had been paying close attention here, was expecting the woman's scream.

It's a pity that there is nothing, curious one by one slipped over——

So Hua Xiao's remarks were...

The brigade members are very regretful... The rumors are self-defeating, this BT woman must be some kind of alternate member or something, will NND die if some pornographic news comes? ! !And they were disgusted to the point of... damage fee!They want a loss fee!The grievances of the few are approaching Kuroro, it's all the fault of (the head) the woman you brought back! !

Hua Xiao spent the next few days very boring, either in Feitan's interrogation room pointing out the cutting angle of the torture tools, or lying on the sofa reading a book with Ku Luoluo, oh, and sometimes going out shopping with Maggie .

Xia Ke's computer is used to hack other people every day, she has no interest;

Xiaodi is a life form that is used to be in a daze, and it can only be teased but not heart-to-heart;

Franklin, a baby daddy, can only be used to worship, not to learn from;

The bandage outfit of the peeling man is only similar in shape to the ancient Egyptian mummy, and cannot be imitated;

Finx's eyebrows are naturally bald...can't tell;

Kube's head shape is the artist's standard and cannot be discriminated against;

Nobunaga's strength of character is unparalleled, no appearance association is allowed;

Wojin's innocence (stupidity) is a cute attribute, so don't cough or bend...

She is most interested in the remaining No. [-] and No. [-]. No. [-] is a man whose appearance belongs to the standard of the fashion industry... the middle and upper reaches, that is, the kind that can barely be seen after washing; No. [-] is a standard shooting star Street girl, powerful, bad-tempered... So what is the difference between number four and a man?

Well, I don't know what their ending is, if she likes these two guys, if she can stay... Maybe she can change a little bit,—wait, what is she thinking? ?

... Sigh, sometimes she doesn't know what she is thinking, is she good?

The big battle is imminent, Jide has a fart, damn it, she still has to die, if she dies, no one else can live, tsk!

Hua Xiao obviously thought of something bad, his eyes darkened, he lifted the book in his hand, stood up suddenly, and let out a "beep".

Kuroro, who was reading quietly, looked up in surprise, why did this woman smoke suddenly? ==?

Hua Xiao was annoyed, "It's evening, what are you eating?"

Kuroro stared at her, "... just watch it burn."

Hua Xiao became more and more upset, "You..." At this time, someone interrupted, "You haven't finished teaching last time." It was Maggie. Since Hua Xiao cooked a meal last time, everyone in the brigade ate That is a joy, and Maggie even said that she will study hard and strive to be a good wife and mother (Hey!!

Hua Xiao is still in the mood to think, finding fault with innocent people is against her principles, besides, this is not someone else, is she your Maggie sauce or your friend is your Maggie sauce is your friend is yours Maggie sauce is your friend is your maggie sauce is your friend...

After reading it silently for a few times, Hua Xiao smiled and stepped forward to hold Maggie's hand, "Yes, let's go."

...Maggie frowned, with too much force.

"Relax," said Bao Li and slapped Hua Xiao on the head, "You hurt me."

"Maggie-chan, pay attention to the words you use. If I were a man, this line would not be serious~"

Looking at Hua Xiao who smiled obscenely, "Your body is still very stiff, and... Who did you want to kill just now? I can help for free."

"... Maggie sauce is so caring~ But, this is something that friends can't share. Liang Xia almost died, um... Speaking of why she didn't die, I have to ask someday, um."

Maggie knew that Hua Xiao still kept some things from herself, but she could still know some things by intuition... It was a bad feeling.

Seeing the backs of the two women leaving hand in hand, Ku Luoluo started to have a stomachache... The dishes Maggie made, it’s a good thing he didn’t tell Hua Xiao the dishes he wanted to eat just now, otherwise the dishes he liked would be used by Maggie It's not a good thing to make the taste.

Kuroro closed the book, "Xiaxia, call everyone to gather, we have an event."

—I wish the meeting would have allowed dinner to be postponed.

When the two women came back, they found that the members of the brigade had eager expressions on their faces.

Is there a meeting?

Hua Xiao evaded consciously, and went back to Ma Qi's room with the meal.

boring.

Hua Xiao eats while looking at the scenery, the sky on Meteor Street is always gray, and the moon and the sun are usually not visible... Ah!It's the moon!Hua Xiao is quite flattered... Is she special?Could it be...is this the legendary Mary Sue's law? ! !What an honor she is... Peat! !

Mary Suwen can be simplified as: car accident or something, time travel or something, meeting a beautiful boy or something, or something when a beautiful man falls in love with her or something, or something like a female supporting role, or something like a misunderstanding, or something or something, or something or something. , meet the second beautiful boy or something, the second beautiful boy falls in love with her or something, and then continue to repeat until all the beautiful men are included in the harem.kindness.

H's Su Wen would say this, several people want to monopolize me or something, want to XXOO with me every day or something.So a few people finally couldn't help it one day, so a few people XXOO with me or something... 囧.

But, to be honest, if people want to be Su, some people will be willing. If the ending is the kind of happy ending where everyone is harmonious, there may be many people who are willing.I still remember that a netizen once told her, 'Mary Sue is a collection of desires and desires of women'.Think about it, delicious food, good drinking, good living and fun, and beautiful boys, who the hell wouldn't be Sue? 囧囧...

But after all, it is a kind of desire, just think about it.Thinking that such a beautiful and false thing that made her disgusting would be crowned on her own head, Hua Xiao said grimly that she would be hurt if she didn't have eggs! ! !

As soon as Hua Xiao thought of this, she really wanted to tear off the moon that turned her into a cake as a cake, tear it into pieces and feed it to the dogs... Wait, the moon is quite round tonight haha...haha...ha ...

Ha you head ah! ! ! ! ——"Laifu! You die for me!!"

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