How I Became Madam Naval Hero

The only bad thing about being a ghost is that you can't kill that bastard Roger!

Roger also thinks so, and Garp has endured a lot of beatings again.

Although the two looked at each other and hated each other, Roger still came to Garp's house every now and then, making Garp's seven orifices fuming.

Seeing Karp like this, Sheila really didn't understand why he was so angry. Logically speaking, it was all a matter of his life, so he should let it go.

"Fart, I can't let it go!"

At the dinner table, Sheila and Garp were discussing, expressing her guess about Roger's love to come to Karp, "Roger considers you a friend."

"Friend? Ugh—don't say such a thing, Sheila, I'm going to lose my food!"

"Otherwise, Roger is, is it too lonely?"

"what?"

"Think about it, Roger doesn't know anyone else here except you, so I can only come to play with you."

"what??"

Sheila stared at the snack bag in Garp's hand, "They said don't eat so many donuts! They're all dementia!"

"You have dementia! I am in good health! My mind is very clear!"

Sheila squinted her eyes and quarreled with me?Stretching out his hand, "Confiscated!"

His hand was suddenly free, Garp scratched his paw, his donut had disappeared, "Hey, Hey, Sheila, this is a new donut flavor from [Sweet House], return it to me soon !"

"You can only eat one bag a day, you have already eaten!"

Garp chased after Sheila, begging, "Don't, Sheila, the one in the morning was Hell Strawberry! Now this is Hell Banana Milk Candy! It won't taste good after time!"

"Really?" Sheila opened the bag and took out a chubby circle, "Then I'll help you eat it! Hmm...it's quite delicious. Remember to buy the matcha chocolate flavor next time, I like it."

"It's too much, Sheila, I ate it first! Ah! Leave one for me!"

Sheila put the white cream-covered donut into her mouth and chewed with puffed cheeks, "Prick...dig...crack!"

"Ah!!" Karp turned the bag upside down, it was empty, and looked up frustrated, "Ahhh, my record! The record of eating 100 donuts a day!!"

His head was punched crookedly, and Sheila raised her fist and knocked him, "100? You actually eat 100 every day? I said that I can't save Ming coins recently, so you ate them all! Are you made of donuts! If you eat too much, your teeth will fall out! You will get diabetes!"

"Huh? You can't lie to me! I'm dead, so I won't get this disease! That's right! I'm dead, so I can eat as much as I want!" Because he died, Garp was still happy, A man's happiness is sometimes as simple as that.Sheila didn't know the expression for a moment, so she rolled her eyes.

"So, why do you like donuts so much? I remember you didn't like donuts that much before, and sometimes you disliked me for putting too much sugar. Long didn't eat them when he grew up."

Garp recalled following Sheila's words, why?He started eating donuts crazily, oh, yes, it was when he was recuperating in Windmill Village. At that time, Sheila left, and Long also left, and he was the only one in the whole family.The days are too long, so he finds things to pass the time by himself.The first time he ate a donut was when Sheila made it as a kid, and he can only remember it as he ate it.

"Karp? Karp? Demented?"

Garp, who came back from his thoughts, peeled off the waving palm in front of him, "Who is dementia? I can eat as much as I want, and you care about me? No! I can't suffer from this!"

The wrist was pulled over, "Ka... um..." Karp, the old bastard, almost knocked her without even kissing her!

Garp bent over, holding Sheila's back with his free hand and lifting it up a bit, getting closer to his body and height, which also forced Sheila to stand on tiptoe.One wrist is held up, and the other can only hold Cap's suit for balance.

After it was over, Karp licked his lower lip, showing a satisfied smile, "It tastes like milk, tsk."

"Old rascal!"

Due to Garp's outstanding performance, he also managed to have his own office, no longer the previous position of patrolling the jailer.The outstanding performance is to flatten the sharp corners of the thorns who just went to hell and can't tell the situation.

Garp: I heard that your head is very pointed?The old man is best at flattening sharp corners!

The evil ghost who just came: Stop talking nonsense, hell should use violence to solve the problem!

Ghost Lantern: I don't like talking very much, so I am grateful.

Roger: You can't, at least you have to be at the same level as Karp Sengoku to challenge me!

Garp thought about Sheila's guess in the office, is the Roger bastard too lonely?Does he want to bring some people to play with Roger?That way Roger wouldn't come looking for him and avoid meeting Sheila by the way!

He's a fucking genius!

Discussed with my subordinates, ghosts and gods can't go to the world for no reason to meet acquaintances in the world, but they can dream!

Garp is ready, Sengoku, I'm coming for you!

The old man shouldn't have died when he died.

After the war, Warring States also retired for the elderly. He lay on a rocking chair in his small yard and basked in the sun. There was a little guard at the door to take care of him.

When people are old, they have many dreams. He dreamed of his comrades who had died, and Garp was still the same before he died.Disrespecting the old, jumping up and down.

"Warring States! Warring States! I'm here to find you! When will you die?"

"..." Well, it's very Cap.

"Warring States, remember to go to hell and find me when you die!"

You go to hell when you die!

Warring States, woke up with anger.

When he woke up, he saw a man in a yellow striped shirt peeling bananas, "Yellow monkey? What are you doing here?"

"Yeah, of course I'm here to visit the old man. The empty-nest old man looks so pitiful."

"Damn! Get lost! You're an empty nester! You just want to be lazy! You're only in your sixties and you're calling for retirement! You're a fisherman, you're a punch card, and you don't even have a wife or child! Don't be angry. Me!! You must know that Karp bastard got married at the age of 18! Trash!! Garp and my husband are over 70 years old and are still working hard at their jobs!"

Huang Yuan was kicked out of the nursing home, strolling in the courtyard, not in a hurry, yeah, full of energy, the guards just came because they couldn't wake up the old man no matter what they called.

After the yellow monkey left, Sengoku called the guards, bought two bags of donuts and a bag of dried tea, walked to the Navy Cemetery, and burned them on Cap's grave.

Sheila, who was cleaning at home, received a postal package from hell from the kid.

There is only [——by Karp] information on it, Sheila looked left and right, who sent it?It's not the public memorial day, and it's not Ching Ming Festival, is it?

Warring States: The old man heard that dreaming of a dead old man means that the time of the old man is numbered.Burn something for Garp while you're still alive, and do your best as a colleague.

The old man in his 80s and 90s, the former chief of the navy, looks bleak, like a dying old tree root.

The little guard was so scared that he called the medical department again.

The author has something to say:

感谢在2021-12-1716：02：46～2021-12-2314：52：50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～感谢投出地雷的小天使：江风晚吟1个；

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of sunlight; 5 bottles of louelise; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!