How I Became Madam Naval Hero

"Roger, you bastard!! Take your life!!"

"Ah, where is this place?" Garp waved his fist, but missed anyone and almost fell into the sea.It is a small piece of land, only 10 square meters in area, with a coconut tree growing, surrounded by the sea.

"Ah...was it a dream just now? Hey—" Just thinking about Karp made hairy bumps all over his body.After thinking about it, isn't Roger in hell now?And Sheila is still alone, he ran away from home, wouldn't that bastard have a chance?

He kept turning the pointer in his hand, and kept chanting and cursing, "No! I won't allow it! Damn bastard! Damn Roger! No wonder he keeps urging the old man to run away from home. He must want to take advantage of the old man's absence. The days at home took the old man's position next to Sheila! It's too despicable! Dog! Shameless! Where is Sheila! Ah!! The pointer is broken!"

Garp used too much force and accidentally broke the pointer. He held the square plate in one hand and the broken needle in the other. His eyes were protruding and snot flowed out of his nostrils. "It's over, Sheila will kill me! Calm down Garp, think of a way to get through!" Garp thought for a while with his head that he hadn't used for a long time, "This is to steal Sheila, and it's broken, she must be on the way to catch up now. Be honest, no! I will still be caught Killed! Ah, I remembered, I was already dead, hahahaha, this is not scary!"

Garp sat down, and suddenly stopped laughing. He seemed to think of something again, and hugged his head, "What if Sheila is angry? She will ignore people when she is angry, and won't let me into the house, and then that bastard Roger will I will take advantage of it!!! No, I must not let Sheila know that I broke it!"

"Yo, uncle, you look very troubled, do you need help?"

Garp turned around and saw a boy wearing a cowboy hat. He was shirtless, with red coral beads hanging around his neck, with small freckles on his face, and a sunny smile.

"Ace?"

"Hey, you know me? Look carefully, I look a bit like my grandfather, I'm scared to death!" The young man was riding a small sailboat with three companions on board.

"You went to sea? Became a pirate?"

"Yes!"

"Didn't the old man say that you can't be a pirate? You rebellious grandson!!"

Garp stood up, with a height of more than two meters, Ace and his gang had to look up.Ace was puzzled: "Who are you, uncle? My grandfather is not as young as you! Still want to pretend to be my grandfather? Do you know who my grandfather is?"

"Of course the old man knows, the old man is Ka..." Looking at

For the young and childish grandson, Garp's words got stuck in his throat.He checked himself, his hair was not white, his skin was firm and elastic, and his wrinkles were gone. "Oh, the old man has become younger?"

Looking at the uncle shining in the sea, Ace began to doubt himself.It can't really be grandpa, can it?Although he didn't know why he became younger, but the familiarity of his temper came over his face, Ace tightened his grip and sneaked away at any time.If he was caught by Garp, wouldn't he be laughed to death by Luffy?don't want! !

"Stop, where do you want to go Ace?" Garp jumped into the boat, "Just right, take the old man away!"

"Hey, we are pirates, grandpa!"

"Grandpa? Who is your grandpa? Who is your grandpa? My name is Ka, Carmen! It's not your grandpa Karp!"

"..." Hey, hey, it's all revealed, I'm sure, you are that stinky old man Karp!

"Who told you to call me the old man? The old man has decided that the old man will also become a pirate!!"

"Huh? I don't want to! If you want to go, you can go by yourself, and you are not allowed to get on my boat!" Thinking that this person is Grandpa, Ace's goosebumps rose.

"You bastard, why are you talking to your grandfather... this old man!"

The two fought like this, mostly Ace was beaten. The crew saw that Ace, who was usually super powerful, had no power to parry or even resist under the hands of this strange uncle.

Garp boarded Ace's boat by force.

Ace: Once again, I will never talk too much.

During the meal, Ace's face was still swollen. Everyone gathered around the table, and Ace was depressed.Garp took the opportunity to hand Ace a wooden object, "What is this? I don't want it!"

Garp stuffed it directly into his hand, and picked his nostrils to warn, "This is your grandma's stuff. If you dare to throw it away, your grandma will crawl out of hell and teach the unworthy descendants!"

"Smelly old man, you hurt me!!" Although he hated Karp who boarded the boat regardless of his own wishes, grandma was innocent. He had seen photos of grandma in the family album, and she was a very gentle lady.I really don't know why such a good person blindly fell in love with old man Karp! "What is this? A compass?"

As soon as the hand touched it, the pointer fell off.

"Crack!" Garp took a picture with the camera he found on the crew, and he was overjoyed, "Hahahahahaha, you broke it, Ace, you are finished! Your grandma will definitely climb up from hell to find you!"

"..." Ace was stunned for a moment, and realized that he was being plotted against when he saw the camera in Garp's hand, "You shameless old man, you actually planted your grandson!"

Karp pouted his nostrils, "I don't know what nonsense you're talking about, old man."

"Stinky old man!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"

Since then, the Spades Pirates have added a crew member who can overwhelm the captain and often make the captain angry and beat the captain at every turn.He is more capable of causing trouble than Ace. These two people quarrel every day, three days a small fight, five days a big fight, and they don't like each other.

The man named Carmen likes to tease Ace very much, and often entraps him. If he is found out, he will pretend to be stupid. The expression of "I don't know what you are talking about" makes people gnash their teeth and can't beat him.

The active Ace was given the title of Fire Fist, and the men around him also came into the navy's sight.

Warring States looked at the same nostril-picking arrest warrant as Karp, and looked suspiciously at his colleagues.

The white-haired Karp, with his nostrils buttoned, was exactly the same as on the wanted notice, except for his age. "Why do you doubt the old man? All the old men are here, so is there still a dog?"

"Karp, can you be serious and make trouble for me!"

Here, Karp who turned into Carmen held Ace's arrest warrant and laughed, "Fire Fist Ace, this is not a good name, let me see, it's clearly the arsonist, hahahahaha, arsonist Ace !!"

Successfully annoyed the proud Ace into elemental anger, the crew persuaded, "Calm down Ace, the ship will be burned by you!"

The elemental Ace was still punched by Garp, "Even if you ate the devil fruit, your grandfather is still your grandfather here in the old man!"

"Damn!! One day, I will definitely defeat your stinky old man!"

The navy was very suspicious of Carmen, and sent Garp to investigate. Facing Lieutenant General Garp's encirclement and suppression, Ace had one head and two big ones. Look at each other, and look behind him, he actually has two grandfathers!Double the fist!Headache!

After Garp left the pad, Ace disagreed and was beaten to the ground.

Ace: Grandpa who doesn't obey the captain's order is not worthy of being my crew member!Does he understand what pirates and sea rules are?

The two Garp passed the trick, and Lieutenant General Garp knew that there was no conspiracy of cloning, and this was him.

"Where are you from?"

"What, why are you so serious? The old man is just playing pirate games with his grandson, and waiting for his wife, Sheila, to find him by the way."

"Sheila? Is she all right?"

"Very good, we serve in hell together...Ah! Sheila said that you can't leak it to the living! If the old man retracts what he just said, you can pretend that you haven't heard anything about Garp II!"

Navy Cap: Who is Cap Two?You living dead! !I really want to hit him!

The navy left, and Garp returned to the ship safe and sound. Faced with the embarrassing concern of his awkward grandson, Garp patted the man's arm, very happy, "Ace! Grandpa's great grandson, I know you love grandpa! I'm really worried about grandpa, grandpa is so happy!"

The boy frowned and blushed, "Who is worried about you! The stinking orangutan!"

Ace successfully came to the new world, and also rejected the invitation of the Navy Shichibukai.He came to the island where the Four Emperor Shanks was located to thank Luffy.

Shanks admired young people very much, and during the banquet, Garp rushed out to disturb the situation, "Shanks, you bastard who brought Luffy to bad, take a punch from me!!"

Shanks was punched in the head when he was caught off guard, and everyone was on alert immediately.

"Grandpa... Carmen! Stop, this is Luffy's savior!"

"This old man hit him! He not only harmed Luffy, but also harmed Maginot!"

Shanks who was just about to draw out the Griffin, "Huh? Maginot?"

"Grandpa... didn't you say that you can't reveal your identity?" Ace reminded Garp in a low voice, telling him to restrain himself.

"Are you Lieutenant General Garp?"

After calming down, Karp picked his nose, "No, the old man is Carmen!"

Shanks said poorly, "Why don't you get stuck in the window?"

"You fart!"

"Grandpa... Carmen!" Ace reminded him all the time.

Shanks pretended not to see their small movements, rubbed his head, hiss!It hurts so much, the captain never hit him like this back then.When he was a child, he heard from the captain that Karp's wife Sheila rescued him from the Tianlong people and adopted him.Strictly speaking, he had to call Garp his adoptive father.Cough, I was a little at a loss when I suddenly saw my adoptive father. "That, father, no, forgive me, I made a mistake hahahahaha."

Karp felt goosebumps again: "..."

Picking up the weapon, the crew who didn't know whether to put it back: "..."

Shanks rubbed his knees, "Exactly, what's your relationship with Maginot?"

Garp stared, "This old man is her father! This old man warns you pirates in the stinky ditch not to have any bad ideas!"

Shanks sneered, "Hahahaha, so it's Uncle. Hello Uncle, Uncle has tea!" Not good!What's going on when you feel more empty?

The crew who don't understand: what's going on?Do you want to fight?

When Ace was about to leave, he hesitated, and finally said to Shanks, "Sister Machino is a good woman, Shanks, I respect you very much, but you are not allowed to bully Sister Machino! Will agree!"

Shanks blushed, "Who, who would bully Machino? Children don't understand! Beckman, do I look like that kind of person?"

"[Like] isn't quite the right word to use, you are!"

Shanks: "..."

Ace continues to take risks, his goal is to defeat Whitebeard, make Portgas Ace famous and resound throughout the world of pirates!

During the period, Ace asked Garp what kind of person his father was, and Garp didn't even think about it, and said, "Ah, Roger is a scumbag!"

Ace: Can you be more tactful?Didn't you come to comfort me?

"But that person is scum, and it has nothing to do with you, Ace. You're a good boy!"

Ace was silent, trying to say no, Garp kept talking like a firecracker, "Although you don't listen to grandpa, often get angry with grandpa, sing against grandpa, and cause trouble for grandpa, grandpa still loves you very much Ah Ace!"

"Get out!" I really believed your evil!He should follow the original plan to kill Whitebeard!

Of course Ace is rich under Whitebeard, and Whitebeard still accepts him as his son. When it was Garp's turn, Garp did the opposite, "Huh? You want to be my father? I'll be your grandfather almost. !!"

Garp was covered by Ace's crew, and if he couldn't keep his mouth shut, not only Ace, but they would also die!

Whitebeard held a big knife and squinted his eyes to observe Garp. He had only seen this disgusting feeling from one person, and that was Vice Admiral Garp!

Garp didn't stay on the white beard boat, nor did he stop Ace's choice, "Ace, grandpa, I'm leaving, you can go on your own in the future."

"Grandpa..." In fact, grandpa still loves him very much. Although he doesn't know why there are two grandpas, he is really happy during this period of time.Really fucking take care of you...

Garp, who went back and forth, came back and said, "Oh, by the way, don't lose the compass and pan I gave you. Your grandma will really climb up from hell to find you."

Ace: Give me back my emotion! ! !

Carmen, who was suspected by the navy, began to disappear. Karp found a geomantic treasure, got into a coffin and buried himself. Sure enough, the dead walked around in the world of the living, and it was still a bit reluctant.Sarah, will you sleep until Sheila finds you this time?

postscript:

Sakaski's molten fist was about to pass through Ace's back, and Ace made up his mind to block the fist, otherwise it would be Luffy.

At the critical moment, Ace's trouser pocket glowed, blocking the attack.

The square Luo and Pan flew up and rotated, and the ancient characters surrounded the two brothers Ace Lufei vertically. Sakasky waved his fist in disbelief, and the magma stayed along the barrier of the characters, and it was still impenetrable.

Ace remembered what Garp often said, "Hey, if you break my grandma's relic, she will climb up from hell and teach you a lesson!"

Sakaski: "..." I don't believe it, I believe in science, I stepped up the punch, and I was easily caught by a bare hand.

"Little brother, didn't you hear what my grandson said?"

The white cold air enveloped the entire battlefield, and it was cold to the bone. The yellow monkey gathered the dragon-striped suit collar and glanced at the blue pheasant.

Aokiji: Look at what, I didn’t do it, I feel cold.

Some people can't stand the cold and start to fall, whether it's pirates or marines.

The cold air of hell makes the living avoid it.

"grandmother?"

Sheila easily pushed Sakaski a few steps away, and the white mist slowly enveloped the three of them, "My dear grandson, grandma climbed up from hell to find you, are you happy?"

Ace and Luffy: Honestly, I'm a little scared.

White mist enveloped everything, and people outside could only hear:

"Ah, ah, grandma, we are wrong, don't drag us to hell!!"

"I didn't do it, it was grandpa! Go find grandpa!!"

Karp finally woke up from the dream of seeing his old friend, and just took two steps when he was held down by Sengoku, "Let me go, that's Sheila!"

"Calp, calm down, Sheila is dead! Dead over 30 years ago!"

"That's Sheila!" Please, take me too!

"Karp, you're the Navy!"

The two grandchildren were injured, and Sheila handed them over to Trafalgar. She couldn't stay in this world for too long. A living person has a way of living. If she intervenes too much, her salary will be deducted.

Now both of them are on the blacklist of the ghost lamp, right?

Sheila snapped her fingers and bid farewell to her grandson, now she's going to fix that idiot!

If it wasn't for the compass and pan absorbing the energy of the magma boy to send out a positioning, it would be hard for her to find Garp.Garp dared to break the pointer! !

It's getting colder, it's time to punch Karp!

Hell, Ghost Lantern returned from daily inspections, and saw someone coming from the entrance of hell from a distance.

When I got closer, I saw that a few days ago, Garp, who kept his head down and confessed his mistakes because his wife did something wrong, was dragged back all the way now with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

The jailer voluntarily gave way all the way. This incident let them know that between husband and wife, even if the wife is wrong, they can't make progress, otherwise they will be like Karp.

From then on, Garp no longer dared to leave Hell secretly, and even started to work conscientiously, and he was actually made the director of a small Hell.

There is an extra pair of ordinary couples in hell. Sometimes they love each other and envy others, and sometimes they quarrel.

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