How I Became Madam Naval Hero

In Fengche Village, I don't have to worry about the dragon running around. According to his force, he can run into the deep mountains.

He found a water pipe in an old house and tried to swing it, and it seemed to be quite smooth.

I told him it was his father's childhood weapon.He didn't take it away. After all, it's been almost 30 years and it's all rusted.The next day he went to the garbage station and made one himself to show off.

this is new!

Me: "..." What's the matter, do the Mengchi family have a soft spot for water pipes?

The old house was refurbished and expanded, and two floors were built, with a living room, a kitchen and a bathroom on the first floor, and three rooms on the second floor.

The sheep bleats away, it didn't live that long.After all I walked for 12 years.

After the house was built, I went to the uncle who raised the sheep and took a sheep back. When I got up in the morning, I took it to the hillside to graze.

It seems to be back in the past, but it is not Garp who is following behind, but the dragon.

He is carrying a water pipe that is taller than him, and he is the size of a kid, "After all, I promised the old man to protect my mother!"

I stroked his hair, it was soft and felt good.

But he doesn't like me brushing his hair very much, his little face is smelly.

"Why should I drink goat's milk?"

"In order to grow taller! Don't you want to be as tall as your father? My father has grown taller by drinking the milk of Goat Baa since childhood! Now it is No. 2 Goat Baa!"

dragon:"……"

Long is 12 years old and already knows how to cook. I was moved to tears while eating. I don’t know which little girl will be cheaper in the future.

He started to rebel, and would secretly call Garp to complain about his mother, "Mom is so annoying, how can you bear it?"

Unexpectedly, Longguo was yelled at by Garp's loud voice, and the phone bugs were spitting, "You unworthy son! You actually dislike your mother? That's my wife, and you don't have to dislike it! But," Garp's voice changed , "Yeah, Sheila is really annoying sometimes. She loves to cry a lot, and she cries so much that people are scared! I heard that menopause will happen after people get old. Do you think your mother has reached menopause?"

I snatched the microphone from Long’s hand, and I accused him, “Karp!!! You actually said I’m in menopause!! You’re only in menopause! Are you 35? People will encounter a mid-life crisis when they reach middle age! Be careful Your hairline! Don’t become bald someday! Baga!”

"It's too much to say I have a midlife crisis, Sheila! My hair roots are so thick! It's impossible!"

"Then you despise me? Well, Karp hasn't seen you for two years. Do you have a dog outside? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

"...Why, why are you crying again? You still cry at such an age, be careful that the dragon laughs at you! Dragon, dragon, hurry up and coax your mother! Crying too much hurts your eyes!"

Dragon: Don't cue!

Childish couple!

"Stinky boy, I know you can't be relied on at critical moments! Why is there a dog outside? Is this kind of person? Really, I have been the only one for so many years since I was a child! It used to be, it is now, and it will still be in the future!"

"Hmm!" Sniffed, "Then you say you love me!"

"..."

The phone bug fell silent.

The dragon was also more silent.

"talk!"

"...What are you talking about? It's too embarrassing to be an old couple!" Garp was so awkward that he twisted the phone line into twists. "I, I'm in a meeting!"

"I don't care, I just want to listen!"

The subordinates who moved in unison and amplified their ears to eavesdrop were glared at by Karp.Pretending to pack up the files, it took a long time to pack up the few sheets of paper.

I just came to repay my work, I didn't expect to hear gossip from my boss!Stimulate!

"Stop making trouble for no reason, Sheila."

"You say I'm making trouble for no reason? Garp! Just wait, when you come back, you will see that the dragon has a younger sister!"

"……!!!you dare!!"

"Do you think I dare? I want your son to call someone else's father!"

"The dragon won't agree!"

I handed the microphone to Long, who is a dutiful son, and he said, "I don't mind."

Karp was so angry that he crushed the pen, "Nizi!!!"

Long continued: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that an uncle in the village gave Mom a bouquet of flowers."

Garp felt short of breath for a moment, "No! Sheila! I don't agree! Men are big pigs! None of them are good! Except me! Sheila!"

"shameless."

"That... Sheila, I have always thought that you are as beautiful as the moonlight!!"

I watched the phone bug turn red into tomato color, and then fell silent when I heard Garp's words. Sure enough, Garp would not easily say such explicit words as I love you.

Pushing him like this seems to be the limit!Karp's literary level can't say eloquent sentences, this sentence is really the upper limit.

After understanding the meaning of the words, she subconsciously bit her lower lip and stroked her cheek. Unable to restrain her smile, her fingers began to twist the phone wire, her heart was full of joy, as if she had never been angry before.But he stumbled and said modest words, "I hate it, how can it be as good as you said? Karp..."

"Sheila..."

"Cap..."

"Sheila..."

Long: My eyes, my ears, have endured dog food that shouldn't be at this age!The inexplicable Baga couple!

When Long was 15 years old, he began to restless in Fengche Village and wanted to go to sea to explore the vast world.

"Then let's go!"

"Huh?" Long was startled, looking at his mother who was more excited than him, "Mom?"

"Come on a trip that just goes away!"

The dragon's face was wrinkled, I took a golden gun, put the safety on it, and aimed, "Don't underestimate Mom, Mom used to be the navigator on Roger's pirate ship!"

"Roger?"

"Oh, don't mention this name to your father, he will be irritable when he hears it."

He could understand this. With the old man's possessiveness towards his mother, strange men would be irritable when they approached him, not to mention a certain pirate who had an evil heart and even almost succeeded.

"Is Mom really going to sea?"

"Well. I think my work has encountered a bottleneck, and I'm going to collect materials!"

Alas, my mother is really getting more and more self-willed!The same goes for the old man, who can still hear the adjutant's exhausted persuasion during the call not to do this or that.

The older you get, the more willful you are?

Go to sea by yourself?How can it be?With the caravan of course!

Sometimes it is with a cruise ship, a group tour.

Yes, it is travel.

Dragons act as bodyguards.

When talking to Garp, he just told Long to protect his mother, and didn't say anything else.

Long complained that his father was a wayward old man.

First, it took three months to play in the East China Sea, and then followed the caravan into the great route.

We have come to a country called Etruscan. The people here are passionate and advocating drinking. It is the hometown of famous wine famous on the great sea route.

Banquets are often held here, and the wine vessels used in the banquets are also very interesting. People believe that when drinking, they will communicate with the Dionysus, and their identity will change after drinking.Therefore, the outside of the wine glass is painted with eyes, imitating the human face.Its purpose is that when the drinker raises his glass to drink, he seems to be wearing a mask in the eyes of others.

They enjoy the happiness brought by the wine. During the banquet, the hearts are conveyed. People will follow their own desires and get in touch with those who share their hearts.Don't care about identity or gender, so many people like to have an affair at the banquet.

After waking up, she returned to her normal identity, not looking into the past.

I looked at their wine glasses, which were engraved with words, "May the desire/desire of □□ God be captured", and on the other side it said "Drink in moderation".

"What do you mean?"

The shopkeeper explained that the banquet should be drunk, but not drunk.To open until dawn.

That is, drunk, but not quite drunk?

Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, so dragons cannot be brought to the banquet. We only play in the bonfire party outside.There are also many tourists here.

The two of us were watching the dancer dance with juice, when Long suddenly pulled me, pointed in one direction, and said, "Navy."

I looked over, and it turned out to be soldiers in navy uniforms, drinking and having fun.

"Maybe, they are also here to travel?"

"That's the old man's subordinate."

"!!How did you know?"

"Look at the number! Isn't G-3 led by the old man?"

I squinted my eyes and looked through the crowd for a long time, and sure enough, there were numbers embroidered on my chest, "Then is your father there?"

Long used his sense of knowledge to eavesdrop on the conversation of the navy soldiers, and said: "They said that the old man was promoted to lieutenant general and was pulled by his colleagues to celebrate. In the center of the banquet."

I squeezed the wine glass tightly and gritted my teeth, "Damn it!! Karp, a dog man, didn't even tell me when he came back!! He even came here to drink!!!"

The banquet center is in a huge restaurant. The first and second floors are all drinking places, and the third and above are accommodation rooms, providing one-stop service.

"Come on, let's go find your father!"

Long had no choice but to lead me to the door with my trouser pockets in, but was stopped by the security guard.

"Minors are not allowed to enter."

Long spread his hands, I peeled him off and stepped forward, but was also stopped.I puffed out my chest, "I'm an adult!"

The security guard was two and a half meters tall, and I reached his waist with my support. He lowered his head and said, "No entry is allowed without a reservation."

"I still have to make a reservation? How troublesome is this broken banquet?"

The security guard suddenly said, "You can enter if you book a room here."

I glanced at the counter and thought about Karp inside, I must go in and have a look!But you still have to be angry with the security guards, "profiteers! Buy and sell by force!"

The security guard stood upright with his hands behind his back, unmoved: I have seen a lot, small scenes.

I went to the counter and patted the table, "Book me a room!"

The lady at the counter smiled and handled it for me. During the process, she looked at the dragon, and I said, "This is my son!"

The lady smiled back at me decently.

I'm sure this is not a serious hotel!

Cap, just wait and see!If I find out something, you will die!

Long: Is this a good thing?or bad thing?

Long took me to find Karp's location, and I hid and watched secretly. They were a few navy men who took over the table together, drinking and smoking, laughing happily at something they talked about.

Cap is drinking, and a woman pours him a drink.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I got caught! !

The terrifying aura and strange behavior on my body keep passers-by away, only the dragon is waiting by my side.

"Why don't you just go there?"

"Go straight to him and he will definitely not admit it! His colleagues will help him out! Say that I ordered it, and Karp will keep himself clean! This is the so-called stabbing a knife in the brother's ribs! Pooh!" I crossed my hips and squinted Eye, smirk, "I have a good idea! Let's go!"

I found the dancer's foreman and told me that I'm going to dance next time, for nothing!

right!I decided to do it myself!

If Cap doesn't resist my temptation, he's dead! !

Long: "Fishing...law enforcement?" The old man was right, and my mother was indeed a bit silly.

who is the fish

"Dragon! Don't steal a drink while I'm not around!"

"Tch, got it, mom!"

The author has something to say:

不要害怕，长痛不如短痛！眼睛一闭，就过去了！放心，最后一定是he，信我啊！！！！！！感谢在2021-10-2723：30：17～2021-10-2816：35：35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～感谢投出地雷的小天使：江风晚吟1个；

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of black and white bear principals; 1 bottle of louelise; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!