[Comprehensive] The judge of the gods teaches you to make a blade

Tsurumaru Kuninaga originally thought that it would be very difficult for him to come to this new and strange world alone, and to eliminate the retrograde army, at least it would be a very tiring thing, but the actual situation was different from what he thought. quite different.

The Monkey King is obviously not an ordinary monkey, nor is it an ordinary monkey spirit.

Tsurumaru prides himself on being the most frightening knife among swords. This time, with the purpose of tricking the retrograde army, he doesn't have to think about the consequences. The purpose of the whole process is to straighten the retrograde army to death. He had come up with a good plan for how the group of monsters scared them back then.

Who knew that Dao is one foot tall and devil is ten feet high. Although this word seems inappropriate to be used here, I really can't find a word that fits Tsurumaru's mood at the moment.

When Tsurumaru finalized his plan, and then took his new friend the Monkey King and other monkeys under the jurisdiction of the Monkey King on the mountain to set traps at various points where the retrograde army might set up an ambush, he found himself This new friend... I'm afraid he's an expert in the frightening world!

Under the leadership of the little monkeys, Tsurumaru began to measure the land of the entire Huaguo Mountain with his feet, comparing each of the depressions with the three elements he had learned under the pressure of the general about the ambush location of the retrograde army, and then Pointing to the oversized tree on the side of the road:

"This tree is big enough. At night, everything under the shade will be covered by the shade of the tree. I expect that group of bad fairies will definitely ambush here. Let's dig a big hole under the tree in advance, and then Put some grass on it, put some traps on the trees, and when the retrograde army smears come here to ambush, they will fall in, and we can catch them!"

Although the retrograde army cannot be killed by people in this world other than Touken Fusangshin and the retrograde army itself, it does not mean that they cannot be caught by people in this world, and Tsurumaru's idea is that everyone sets a trap Lead the marching army to take the bait, control it, and wait until dawn to reap the results.

Although such an approach seemed very disgraceful, the retrospective army was originally engaged in assassination work, and it was not respectable. Disrespectful people were treated disrespectfully and finally died disgracefully. Tsurumaru felt that there was nothing wrong with all of this.

The Monkey King understood Tsurumaru's meaning, and after looking around the big tree, he nodded his head in agreement, and then drew a circle, urging his little monkey children to come and dig. Hole.

After digging a big hole that could accommodate a whole retrograde army, Tsurumaru picked some branches from the tree to cover the big hole on the ground, but before he could step forward, the Monkey King stopped him first for him:

"Wait for me to piss before you cover it!"

"..." Is there such a tricky trick?

Tsurumaru felt that he had learned it, and opened his eyes wide. Looking at the magical operation of the Monkey King, he felt that his current ability to do things was not enough.

The matter of setting traps for the retrograde army is still going on.

Tsurumaru and the monkeys went to another terrain. He looked up at the sky and trees, and then looked down at the ground and grass. He thought that a natural slingshot device could be made here. As soon as the retrograde army came out, the device could be activated. Lock them up--

"Well, then I'll cut down that tree to cover this thing." The Monkey King pointed to another tree not far away.

In this way, Tsurumaru was responsible for the layout of the main traps, while the Monkey King followed him to make up the knife. Even in the later stage, the Monkey King seemed to have learned the trap layout routines from Tsurumaru without a teacher, and began to try. By analogy, he even found out the places that Tsurumaru had ignored, and set up two traps according to his own routine.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga has witnessed the growth of the Monkey King all the way. While lamenting that the general said that he is really good for people in the special world, if he does not have some knowledge reserves, he will be compared to others (monkeys) every minute, and at the same time he feels that he has found it. A lifelong friend and colleague.

These two guys who are well-known troublemakers in their respective worlds, got together to double their skills. In less than a day, countless traps were set up on Huaguo Mountain according to the characteristics of the retrograde army.

That night, Tsurumaru, who is a Taidao, couldn't see the appearance of Huaguo Mountain in the dark night, so he went back to Shuilian Cave to lie down and rest early, and the main force at night became his troublemaker. The Monkey King and the little monkeys.

The Monkey King, who is familiar with the terrain of Huaguo Mountain, will take the monkeys to check the status of each trap. If there is an emergency, he will lead the retrograde army to the place where they set the trap and let them fall into the trap.

So when Tsurumaru woke up and walked out of the cave early the next morning, what he saw was a group of retrograde soldiers tied up with rattan by monkeys and struggling desperately.

"Wow! Hahahaha... Are you scared? Oops, sorry, sorry."

Tsurumaru apologized casually to the group of retrograde soldiers, and smiled with his hips on his hips.

From this day on, Tsurumaru started a long-term cooperation with the Monkey King and the monkeys. Although there was no Honmaru sword partner to fight the retrograde army with him, the existence of the Monkey King and the little monkeys obviously made up for the vacancy. .

The Monkey King is a monkey who is not happy unless he makes some noise. It just so happens that Tsurumaru is also a sword that makes him feel uncomfortable if he doesn't frighten others every day. This cooperation can be described as hit it off, with the retrograde army as the target of the prank, "fired and lit cannons" everywhere on Huaguo Mountain, and wiped out group after group of retrograde troops.

Things didn't change until the old monkey in Shuilian Cave, who was injured by the retrograde army, died of a serious illness.

It is not the first time Tsurumaru Kuninaga has come into contact with death. In his long sword career, although he has never been lucky enough to be by the side of a master, he has also faced the death of his master. Tsurumaru is very open about life, old age, sickness and death.

But his little friend, the Monkey King, is different.

He couldn't accept that the old monkey who had supported him as a king had left this world like this, and closed his eyes forever. For the first time, he knew that there was such a thing as death, and it turned out that death was so close to him and his children.

Immortality, this is the first time the word appeared in the Monkey King's mind.

He began to worship his brothers on other hills, and began to ask the older monkeys in the monkey group how to avoid death, and finally let him know a piece of news from an old monkey——

"It is said that on the other side of the sea, there lived immortals who possessed the method of immortality."

The Monkey King picked a bunch of bananas from the tree, broke them into two, threw one to Tsurumaru, and sat beside him, relaying the news he heard from the old monkey.

"I'm going to find that immortal to learn the art of immortality!"

Hearing this, Tsurumaru also got excited:

"Oh, this is really a shock. There are immortals in this world?"

The restless gene in Tsurumaru's body is ready to move.

Everyone has dreams, monkeys also have dreams, and Token Fusangshin naturally has them too.In addition to the duty of eliminating the retrograde army, Tsurumaru Kuninaga's dream is to be free and fly like a real crane.He likes an unfettered life, he likes a thrilling life, he is free and easy by nature, he likes to laugh out loud, so...

"The crane also wants to learn the art of flying from the immortal!"

Therefore, Tsurumaru Kuninaga simply cut down a few trees and built a small boat with the Monkey King, and then recalled how everyone in Honmaru prepared the equipment for themselves, running around in Huaguo Mountain, giving themselves The Monkey King and the Monkey King prepared food, herbs and water for going out to sea. One Blade One Monkey happily jumped on the boat, waved goodbye to the other monkeys on the shore, and embarked on the road to find the fairy.

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Tsurumaru Kuninaga discovered for the first time that the world can be so big and it can scare him like this.

The sea is magnificent.

Tsurumaru once saw the sea in the photo of Five Tigers, but the sea in the photo is calm, sunny, and beautiful. Only then did he realize that the sea is not only beautiful, but also dangerous. It stretches as far as the eye can see, with no end in sight.

Tsurumaru and his good friend the Monkey King ate fruit with their stomachs open at first, but after five days of boating and they hadn't landed, they began to save money, knowing that they should save some food.

When the last apple was eaten and the last sip of water was finished, Tsurumaru and the Monkey King began to discuss that they would have to catch fish to eat if they didn't reach the shore tomorrow. Finally, their boat docked.

"Hahaha, I want to scare the fairy today~"

"Immortal! I want to learn the art of immortality!"

Tsurumaru and the Monkey King went ashore excitedly. After walking for a while, they saw people coming and going. They either walked together in twos or threes, or did their own things. Living on Huaguo Mountain, he has never seen human beings, and his eyes are full of curiosity. Although Tsurumaru has seen many human beings, he has never seen anyone wearing such clothes. One blade and one monkey think this is where immortals live place, quickened the pace.

But it wasn't until they actually came among the crowd that Tsurumaru and Houzijing realized that their thinking was too simple.

The people here are like the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, they will die when they reach old age, and no one knows the art of immortality.

Tsurumaru noticed that the people here were all looking at the Monkey King's monkey body, his silver-white hair and distinctive costumes, so he discussed with the Monkey King and found a family to steal the clothes they hung on the clothes rail. After changing the clothes, he also put on a hat for the other party to cover the yellow/silver hair.

One blade, one monkey, bouncing around in this human market, touching this for a while, looking at that for a while, and when he was hungry, Tsurumaru was a sword with experience in making money. Stripped off all the money on his body and put it into the real world for poor travel, so he naturally took his little friend Monkey King to the port to work as a porter, moved an unknown number of bags of goods, and exchanged a sum of money. We found a restaurant together and had a big meal.

After eating, they wiped each other's mouths and walked out of the city, continuing to inquire about the immortals along the way.

Even if the people here tell them that there are no immortals, the monkeys jumping out of the rocks and the swords made of steel are unwilling to believe it. They just think that since no one here knows, then someone in another place must know.

Finally, on the third day after they came here, they learned about the fairy from a woodcutter, and walked to the mountain called "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain" in the direction pointed by the woodcutter, looking for the fairy named "Fangcun Mountain". The cave house of "Samsung Cave".

Monkey King and Tsurumaru are not of the same generation. They fight and fight all the way, harming the flowers and plants around them. After crossing mountains and ridges, they finally found the Sanxing Cave pointed by the woodcutter, where they met a group of people who were learning fairy arts. People, and the "immortal" sitting on the stage in Samsung Cave——

Patriarch Bodhi.

That Patriarch Bodhi was wearing a white robe, with white hair, a white beard, and a white whisk. Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked very kind to him.

At this time, Patriarch Bodhi also found the two uninvited guests and said:

"Who is coming..."

"Putong" and "Putong", before Patriarch Bodhi finished speaking, Tsurumaru and the Monkey King knelt down on the ground in a tacit understanding and began to kowtow——

This is what they learned from other people after they came to this place, and it was the etiquette of apprentices here that Tsurumaru specially found out.

"Also ask Master to teach me the art of immortality."

"Also ask Master to teach me the art of flying."

After finishing speaking, he kowtowed three times immediately, and then cooperated to snatch away the teapot of Daotong next to Patriarch Bodhi. Tsurumaru Kuninaga obediently found two teacups and filled them with tea. The Monkey King immediately picked up a cup by himself. , and handed another cup to Tsurumaru, both of them knelt down in front of Bodhi Patriarch again, raised their heads and showed a flattering smile to Patriarch Bodhi.

"Master, please have some tea."

"Master, please have some tea."

"..."

It was the first time that Patriarch Bodhi had seen this kind of person approaching his door to forcibly learn from him, just like touching porcelain.

And then there are two!

Headache.