I overturned trying to avoid the strongest

"Move here and live with me!"

...What is this person doing again?

Not only was he unmoved, but felt awkward, Qi glanced at him strangely, but still politely thanked him and declined: "Thank you for your invitation, but I have no plans to move at the moment, it is better to leave the position of hostess to other women .”

"Hey—but no one is qualified except you." Gojo Satoru slowly drew out his tone, even if he was solemnly rejected, he didn't look surprised.

He smiled and didn't bother with this topic any more. He took out two coupons from his pocket, stretched them between his fingers, and waved them in front of her: "Don't tell me about the move, do you want to go to lunch with me? There is a coupon yesterday." It’s a pity to not use the coupons my colleagues gave me, Qi, you don’t like to waste them, do you?”

"Can Wu Jun invite other friends? I have to go to work in the store later, and I really don't have time, so I'm sorry." She politely declined again, keeping a close distance from the other party. Be neither warm nor cold.

I thought this would be enough to make the other party retreat, but after hearing these words, the white-haired young man fell into a moment of silence inexplicably, and even stopped involuntarily from shaking the coupons.

The atmosphere surrounding the two suddenly became extremely heavy.

……Why?no?

Only then did Qi realize belatedly that the strongest conjurer in front of him might be so unpopular that he couldn't even find a friend who could go out to eat with him.

Ah this.

Although she has known for a long time that the other party has a very bad personality, and maybe she doesn't have many friends, but it is enough to describe it as "poor" when it reaches Gojo Satoru's level?

Even she had Nitro and Qinzi by her side, so she never thought that this unintentional remark would hurt the other party.

...What should I do now?

The embarrassment continued to spread, seeing Gojo Satoru was so beaten that he deliberately retracted his hand pretending to be nonchalant, Qi could only bite the bullet, coughed twice with his fists clenched, and opened his mouth to break the silence.

"Actually...if it's just time to drink a cup of milk tea, I can still squeeze it out."

"Hey? Really?" Gojo Satoru quickly turned his white head, and smiled happily as if he had won a tens of billions of dollars. He was so happy that there were pink flowers popping out one by one around him. up.

As if he was afraid that Qi would go back on his word, he restrained the overly bright smile on his face a little bit, and reminded her emphatically with a slightly tough attitude: "Since you have promised me, Qi, you are not allowed to go back on your word, unlike those rotten oranges, you You don’t like breaking a contract, do you?”

"...Yes, I won't break the contract. Since I promise, I will do it." For some reason, Qi saw that he didn't look like he was being hit at all, and began to wonder if he was deceived by this guy's acting skills.

"Okay, let's go now~" Gojo Satoru looked around, and after selecting the target, he took the hands of the people around him. Without a word of explanation, he strode forward in the direction of a certain milk tea shop in a majestic manner.

Being dragged away by the other party without saying hello, Qi subconsciously took a step forward. Qi was taken aback for a moment, and was about to pull her hand back, but as soon as her fingertips moved, she felt the hand holding her become stronger instantly. There were so many that it even made her knuckles ache.

...It's better not to resist Six Eyes at such a time. If the nitrate is not there, there will be no one to treat the broken hand, and it will be very troublesome to work.

Qi lowered her head and thought for a while, and finally decided to let this overly offensive behavior go.

Besides, she didn't dislike Gojo Satoru being close to her.

******

"Okay, I'll leave the five items to you first. Are you sure you don't have class today?" After getting an affirmative answer from the other party, Qi explained a few words softly, then hung up the phone and put the phone back in his pocket.

"Is that the part-time junior high school student in your store?" Gojo Satoru sat across from him, holding a silver fork in his right hand and cutting a corner of the cream cake vertically, but he didn't rush to put it into his mouth, but peacefully focused on talking to her Chatting, "Although I didn't look carefully when I left last time, I felt the breath of the curse, and it is very powerful. It is conservatively estimated that there should be a special grade."

"Qi, you haven't hidden a curse spirit in the store, have you? Just put it outside like this, and you're not afraid of a magician coming to trouble you?"

"Conjurer, isn't there one in front of me?" Qi took a sip of the matcha latte on the table without changing his expression, "What? Is Mr. Gojo wanting to arrest me? Let me explain in advance, I'm not going to do anything right now." done."

... Mr. Gojo?Wow, once it involves your own interests, you will change your name immediately.

"I'm just reminding you to be careful in your daily life. You must know that not all conjurers are as reasonable as me, and most of them are old and stubborn." So protecting that brat?It seems to be very important to her.

Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue, feeling more and more upset.

Why did so many people suddenly appear to snatch him?I haven't seen Qi Duo being so attractive before, but with that unlovable and rotten character, who else can he seduce besides him?

——It has to be said, fortunately, Qi couldn't hear his mental activities, otherwise, she would definitely roll her eyes at him speechlessly.

"Then thank you Wu Jun for your protection." Qi, who knew nothing about everything, smiled slightly at him.

The title changed back again.

Even though it was just a trivial matter, his mood was inexplicably much more comfortable.

"It's okay~" Leaning forward slightly, bending his arms, resting his elbows on the table, resting his cheeks with both hands, like a cat poking his head, Gojo Satoru acted like a spoiled child, and said in a very sweet tone, "You See how kind I am to you~ I have always stood by your side, so can you stop being so indifferent to me in the future? It sounds a bit too tragic to get no response from your heart, so I don’t want it Being laughed at by others."

"Am I indifferent to Wu Jun?"

"Isn't it? Do you need me to recall it for you?"

Seeing this, Qi changed her words graciously: "Well, then take it as my fault."

Gojo Satoru smiled, seemingly delighted, but in fact, there was no trace of a smile in those blue pupils hidden by bandages: "Really... I don't intend to correct it at all, Qi."

"Do you really think that I have a particularly good temper and am willing to forgive and tolerate you time and time again?"

"...What does this mean?" Unable to understand why the other party got angry suddenly, Qi could only think carefully and ask tentatively, while his brain was running rapidly and began to think about the meaning behind what he said.

He should have gone to the outskirts of the valley area to look for her yesterday, but he returned in vain. He is the only one who has contact with him and only knows Nitro. Could it be that he guessed something from Nitro?That's right, after all, the clues are almost on the surface, so it's strange if you can't guess it.

Thinking of this made her feel at ease, anyway, let the soldiers come and cover up the water.

"You should know that I went to the place where you live to look for you yesterday, right?" Although it was a question sentence, Gojo Satoru affirmed in a declarative tone, "You moved so quickly, so you are so afraid that I will find out the little secret you hid. ?”

"Glass told me everything, about your first meeting ten years ago."

Actually no, but this did not prevent him from fooling the other party.

"So, are you going to explain it?"

However, Qi immediately saw through his disguise, and shook his head amusedly: "It's better to type out a dozen drafts to tell a lie, Wu Jun, you clearly know that Nitro will never tell you, because it's me and her. secret between.

"You just saw some clues from Nitro's reaction, but you are not completely sure, so you want to try to trick me?"

"Hey—as expected of Qi, I can't fool you at all. If that's the case, I won't go around and ask directly." Gojo Satoru paused in a timely manner, and Qi was also ready to be made things difficult.

But when he slowly opened his mouth again, what he asked was that kind of inexplicable and nonsensical question: "Do you like Fuheshier?"

Qi who was sitting upright: "...ah?" What the hell?

She almost blurted out, "That's it? Are you out of your mind?".

——What the hell kind of question is this?She looked like a little mentally retarded when she was in full swing!

Sure enough, one shouldn't expect too much from Gojo Satoru.

Because this question was so stupid, Qi couldn't help looking at him like a fool for a while, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked back: "You will like someone who breaks three quarters of your bones, The bastard who beat you to the brink of death and can only run away in embarrassment?"

——Damn it, only a crazy person would fall in love with a person who almost killed her, and it's not because she has a sick brain, how could she like that bastard Fu Heisher? !

As a result, Gojo Satoru replied calmly: "Yes, I."

"The person I like has killed me twice, and they almost succeeded."

Qi: "...Sorry to bother you."

——She forgot, Gojo Satoru is not a normal person.

"But it's true after thinking about it so carefully." He rubbed his chin and muttered in a low voice, for some reason he was always full of confidence in himself, "How could I even look down on the kind of unprofessional, immoral, and knowledgeable? A little bastard who eats women's soft rice?"

"So in comparison, I'm the most suitable husband, right?"

"... Excuse me, where does your unparalleled self-confidence come from?" One or two, do you have no points for your bad personality?

"Wu Jun." Qi sighed helplessly, and softly called the other party's name, "There are some things, some secrets, it's better not to delve into them."

"Please respect my choice, can you?"

"..." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but fell silent.

Really unpleasant.

Tapping the table with his fingertips in a random manner, he straightened his mouth, and a desire to destroy gradually brewed in his increasingly irritable heart, which made people want to make a wild riot recklessly and vent all the irritability and intolerance.

However, reason tried to grab him and firmly stopped him.

Why can't you trust him?Why would you rather go to a guy like Fuhesher than ask him to help?Is he that unreliable?

He is the strongest, no matter how many people line up to beg him, he doesn't even bother to answer. Now he sticks himself directly to her door, even holding a sign and shouting "Come to me, I'm the best!" Accept, is she an idiot?Sure enough, it's a fool!

No matter what happens, can't it be solved with his help?

"Qi." Gojo Wu suddenly lowered his voice, frowned tightly, and said viciously as if he wanted to bite her to death, "Sometimes I really want to break your two legs."

——With a broken leg, you can’t run, right?

"Please." After receiving the message that the other party would not continue to ask, the unscrupulous Qi replied very calmly, "It's as long as you are happy."

It was as if a punch had been punched in the cotton, Gojo Satoru drooped his shoulders and raised his hands to his forehead as if discouraged, even his snow-white hair was listlessly drooping.

He couldn't help murmuring in a low voice: "I just can't stand your indifference to everything." Take yourself a little more seriously, idiot.

He managed to pull himself together, but his tone of voice still seemed weak: "Then you can move in next door to me, I don't need you to pay for the house and decoration, as long as you live here with peace of mind, how about it?"

"No, there's no need for that." Qi declined politely, "It's not relative, so how could I just take advantage of you?"

"...Then do you plan to live in that dilapidated place forever?" Gojo Satoru didn't want to be angry anymore, he was afraid that if he continued to be angry like this, he would really lose his mind and do something irreversible.

"Because it's cheap and easy to hide. You also know that I had a lot of enemies in the past."

"Didn't you say that you don't need to pay for the house? As for the enemy, who dares to come to your house when I live next door?" Tired of work?

"Or..." He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone was quite unkind, "You live with Fu Heisher now? Don't you want him?"

Hearing this, Qi immediately showed a disgusted expression that was so disgusting that she was about to spit out: "Who will live with him?"

That's true... After all, Qi wouldn't lie to him about this kind of thing.

Gojo Satoru, who believed too much in the other party's honesty and character, was so fooled, and continued to talk to her about moving: "If you think you take advantage of me, I can charge you rent, how about it?"

"Not good, why should I give up low rent and choose high rent?"

"Then you come to the college occasionally to help me train students' gymnastics, and I will give you the house as a reward."

"First of all, I can't match you in physical skills, and second, I'm busy with business in the store, so I don't have time."

"Help me take it with me during my mission."

"Isn't your student out of task? Just adjust the time a little bit and you can get it right?"

"...You don't want to move out anyway, do you?"

"Yes." Qi nodded, looking at him with a very calm expression, "Because I don't want to be restrained by you."

"Wu Jun, can you guarantee that after I move next door to you, you won't find a way to monitor me, or take advantage of this matter to ask me for benefits?"

"..."

Gojo Satoru couldn't refute, because that's what he had originally planned.

"So I won't promise you." Qi said lightly.

The author has something to say:

Five big bad wolves set up traps and tried to cover the traps with delicious cakes to lure Little Red Riding Hood into being fooled, but unfortunately, the clever Little Red Riding Hood saw through!

Teacher Wutiao guessed that Dad and Mi are still alive. After all, Qi rescued people from under his hands, and it can be seen from the attitude of Nitro.

Although he was upset, he didn't care too much. Of course, if he knew that Daddy and Qi lived together, things wouldn't be so easy to turn around. Maybe the two would fight again. 2333

ps. Teacher Wutiao always thought that Qi’s first love was her parents (Qi: How could it be possible?!)