Plunder X Strongest Magician

2019年1月1日，早9：20。

"I've said it all, there's nothing going on one minute late." Noctuid sat cross-legged, pricking something that looked like a wool felt in his hand, "How many times have I said it, let you get rid of this stinky habit of being late, Enlightenment."

He originally thought that it was about the future of Lihui, and Gojo Satoru would be able to serve snacks without being late.

In fact, the country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change.

Gojo Satoru's jacket was not zipped properly, and the long one stretched out and collapsed on the chair, yawning and acting coquettishly: "It's no problem at all, I even specially ordered an alarm clock for [-]:[-], just give it to me .”

Ye Mozheng snorted coldly: "Don't think I don't know that you will deliberately go around a few more times to get late, and you still need an alarm clock?"

Gojo Gojo rubbed his temples and kept saying, "It's good that I got up today, but I got up with firm perseverance, you should praise me."

Night Moth Zhengdao almost threw the curse skeleton next to him.

A guy who was 20 minutes late and disheveled had the face to ask him for praise.

Gojo Satoru held up four fingers and complained in a drawn-out tone: "I didn't go to bed until four o'clock last night! It's four o'clock! It's too harsh for me to be there until nine o'clock, Principal Ye Moth—"

Ye Mozheng glanced at him: "I slept for almost five hours, setting the record for the highest sleep time this year, right?"

To be precise, after graduating from a high school, Gojo Satoru rarely had serious sleep time.

Although he has an apartment in a bustling business district where the population gathers, he only goes back once or twice a week on average, and only goes back a few more times in lesser seasons.

Even if you have free time, it is not impossible to just sleep in a chair in the college.

…Later, he simply bought a comfortable chair worth RMB 40 and put it in the college.

After understanding the inversion technique, his sleep time was compressed to the extreme, and it became a way to adjust his mood rather than satisfying his survival needs.

He can do it instantly when he wants to wake up, and there is no such thing as staying in bed because he is too sleepy to wake up.

"On New Year's Eve, I'll be with my girlfriend and go to bed at [-] o'clock." However, Gojo Satoru emphasized, "You have to be considerate of me, right?"

Ye Mozhengdao didn't believe it at all: "I saw that Lihui was practicing swordsmanship on the training ground in the morning. It's almost eight o'clock. I think she is very energetic."

Wutiaowu: "..."

"Are you lying to me? She was still in the dormitory when I got up."

"Then you slept soundly. It seems that people who are used to short sleep don't sleep well for a long time." Night Moth continued to tie the doll, "I think you're floating today when you walk."

The body is a trivial matter, the main thing is that the whole body is in a state of lethargy, and even the movements of the whole person are too lazy.

"..." There was a long and strange silence.

"Ah, no matter what you promised me yesterday, you can't break your promise!"

Gojo Satoru suddenly stretched out his hand to him, and his whole body collapsed on the chair, "And you are educating the students, don't be so stingy."

"Calm down." Noctua frowned rightly.

"Where am I not stable?" Wujo Wu asked back.

Ye Mo Zhengdao frowned, and threw a sleeping simple mantra behind him to Gojo Wu: "Put on your clothes and sit down."

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru grabbed the lop-eared rabbit's curse skeleton, deliberately disturbed his spell power output, and laughed very unceremoniously after watching the rabbit's ears flying up and down, "This is too ugly, isn't it? Do girls really like it?"

"..." Noctua Zhengdao slightly closed his eyes to adjust his breathing, "Put on the zipper of the jacket, and tuck the hem of the shirt into the trousers, so that the students don't see it."

Gojo Satoru, who had no image spread out in a long strip on the chair, his shirt was rubbed up little by little, finally revealing a small half of his strong waist.

...and nearly two characters of "正" written with a dark blue thick pen.

Night Moth Zhengdao was uncommonly worried about this student who had given him headaches for more than ten years.various aspects.

"Don't worry, I'm on vacation today, and I'll be back later..." Gojo Gojo, who was about to stuff the curse skeleton into his coat pocket, was stunned for a moment, and then raised the corners of his lips with a little complacency, "I said it until four o'clock."

Ye Mozheng said in a deep voice, "You are not young, Wu."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Ye Mozheng didn't look at him, just adjusted the doll in his hand, and said in a flat tone, "Li Hui is still young, I understand that you don't hold on, it will delay others in the end."

Wutiaowu: "..."

"What do you mean by holding on and delaying others?" Gojo Satoru instantly squatted down directly opposite Noctuma, and reached out to snatch the doll from his hand, "Little future treats me super! Satisfied! Satisfied!"

——Super satisfied.

Referring to Lichen Lihui to collect debts in the future, he specially took a high-definition orthographic picture with a full face with a camera, and said to him who tried to pass the test by acting like a baby but was rejected, and finally unwilling to admit defeat——

"Cat sauce, your expression now... I'm super satisfied."

Wujo Satoru felt that this was not his problem.

He originally thought that the reversal technique could solve everything, but he found that the reversal technique could at most solve the unexpected problem of confusion and sleepiness.

But ○ can’t come out, ○ can’t come out, not to mention playing with yourself, it’s no fun at all.

And the culprit was still lying on the side, holding a pen and sleeping in a daze.

Although in the end she got through twice while she was not fully awake, she was still far away from the numbing number of 19.

But he can bend and stretch.

After all, the future is long, and his memory is super-good.

"I'm not interested." Ye Mo Zhengdao ignored Gojo Satoru's overreaction, "You can leave now."

Gojo Satoru refused to let go: "She cooked breakfast for me in the morning."

Ye Mozheng was tired of dealing with the difficult guy in front of him, and said flatly: "You can sleep more while you are on vacation."

Gojo Satoru took out his phone, clicked on the photo album, and swipe left and right: "Look, fried egg cheese sandwich."

Ye Mozheng glanced at it, and felt that the appearance was not bad except for its thinness, but after thinking about it, he asked casually: "Which part did she make?"

Gojo Satoru quickly replied: "All of them."

--all.

Refers to one side of fried eggs and the whole process of supervision.

8:50 am.

Gojo Satoru didn't lie on this point, although he didn't deliberately set the alarm clock, he did wake up at this time.

Turning his head, he saw Li Huifu wearing the pajamas from last night, with a slightly fluffy ponytail, and taking out a raw egg from the refrigerator with a bluetooth headset.

Gojo Satoru:?

He remembered the food that hadn't been left raw in the fridge before he left.

Then he saw the girl take out half a box of butter, two slices of cheese, and a bag of bread from the inside, put them on the cooking table, and then took out his mobile phone to swipe to check.

Gojo Satoru:? ?

He believed that she secretly got up in the morning to poison him more than that Li Hui would cook in the future himself.

After questioning his six eyes, he vaguely remembered that Yuzu Yuhito seemed to mention that Rie wanted to learn cooking in the future.

Then he remembered how she was at a loss staring at the oil that day.

Not thinking about the time point at nine o'clock at all, he pretended not to wake up and closed his eyes to watch the record of cooking by the pampered young lady.

"Target: Suspected attempt to fry an egg

Step [-]: Turn on the electric baking pan, glance at the phone, adjust the temperature and put in butter cubes.

The eldest lady's reaction: she seems very satisfied.

Observer Comments: Butter seems to be free.

Step [-]: Crack the eggs into the bowl, moisten the skin with egg white, and drop some egg shells into the bowl.

The eldest lady's reaction: It seemed a little disgusted, so she went to wash her hands.

Observer comments: Do you really not want to deal with that egg shell?

Step 4: Use chopsticks to pick out the egg shells, the remaining pieces are x[-], and after silence, take a peek at the observer who pretends to be asleep, and take the bowl to the electric baking pan where the butter has melted.

The eldest lady's reaction: very calm.

Observer Comments: Egg shells...

Step [-]: Change the chopsticks to a spatula, pour the egg liquid into the electric baking pan, close the lid of the electric baking pan, and the electric baking pan trembles.

The eldest lady's reaction: squeeze the spatula tightly, and take two steps back, suspected of being scared by the oil again.

Observer's evaluation: Electric baking pan seems to be free of money.

Step Four: None.

The eldest lady's reaction: Staring at the electric baking pan built behind closed doors (by mistake), she seems to be entangled.

Observer's comment: Why don't you get out of bed.

Step [-]: Turn on the electric baking pan and try to turn it over...but it is not completely turned over, so it returns to the original state, pretending that it is not ready to turn over.

The eldest lady responded: Look at the phone.

Observer comments: Eggs seem to be free of money.

Step [-]: Turn over, but not completely, the egg yolk breaks.

The eldest lady's reaction: silence, ready to unplug the power.Observer Evaluation: Observer does not evaluate and decides to get up. "

A second before Lihui Mirai was flat on the surface and angry with the egg in his heart, and was about to unplug the electric baking pan, Gojo Satoru reached out to take the spatula and turned the egg over, and rubbed the girl's head with the other hand.

After being rubbed twice, Li Huifu avoided it, frowning slightly: "You didn't wash your hands? Why did you turn it over, it won't taste good if it's overcooked."

Gojo Satoru: ...

So you flipped twice in front to scare the eggs?

Probably because people always subconsciously try to cover up where they are not good at. Gojo Satoru didn't expose it. He just put the spatula aside, adjusted the temperature of the fried egg after washing his hands, changed the spatula, and fried the second side until pan-fried. The yellow eggs were filled out, and he turned his head and asked, "What else do you want to fry?"

"Whatever." Li Huilai walked around to the refrigerator and took out a jar of jam and a bag...

After a pause, she took two bags of milk instead, "I made it specially for you, so make up more. I won't be there next time, "I can't, I can't, I really can't help it." "

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru, who was generously admitted by Rie Mirai, was in a good mood. He took two slices of bread, layered sandwiches and said, "Then next time, I will let you say these words. Unlike you, I should like it quite a bit." Listen."

Li Huifu: "Haha, really."

Leaning on the cooking table and spreading jam on the bread, he didn't seem to care at all.

"Tsk, this kind of reaction is too boring, don't underestimate me." Gojo Satoru dipped the excess butter, put the folded sandwich back into the pan to fry again, and waited until the cheese melted to come out of the pan, gesturing to prepare to cut, "Half for one person."

She paused, stuffed the bread in her mouth, picked up a bag of milk and went to the computer, leaving only one sentence: "I'm full, I made it for you, don't let me down. "

Gojo Satoru: ...

He belatedly remembered, it seems... There are four pieces of egg shells that he couldn't pick out, right? ?

So she most likely planned to make breakfast for herself in the morning, but she beat the egg shell in, which made her not want to eat it, and found that he didn't wake up and didn't notice, so she planned to give it to him in the name of "I made it for you myself" Dealing with this calcium-laden omelette?

Gojo Satoru glanced at the girl who was biting the milk and turned on the computer, and then at the thin calcium-containing fried egg sandwich that looked pretty good.

He took out his mobile phone.

9:13

Qihai Jianren received the news.

"On the first day of the new year, my girlfriend has breakfast with love, are you envious ~ Nana Ming. [picture] [picture] [picture]"

Jianren Qihai glanced at it, but didn't reply.

9:14

Jia Ruozi received the news.

"Dangdang~! Breakfast with love on the first day of the new year, Nitzi, go show it to that brat! [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]"

"Be sure to tell him that she did it herself."

Jia Ruozi typed with one eye closed on the bed: "Haha, not bad."

9:16

Yidizhi Jiegao received the news.

"Girl-friend-love-heart-breakfast-meal- on the first day of the new year! [picture] [picture] [picture]"

Yidizhi thought about it, and replied to the universal template: "As expected of Mr. Wujo!!"

9:25

Noctua Zhengdao pushed away Wutiao Wu's mobile phone that was about to slap him in the face, and he was about to give him a grasping and stretching.

"Don't be annoying, take your things and leave for me."

9:32

Gojo Gojo went back to the dormitory to wash the dishes.

The author has something to say: If you think about it better, it may be that in the future morning you will be specially fried eggs, and the egg shells will be deliberately beaten in to give you calcium supplements. (no)

The transition of this chapter, time for the next chapter??!

Woohoo to home plate (tears)