Plunder X Strongest Magician

19 times when?Of course it was just to tease the cat.

But now it is impossible to come once.

Remove make-up and change clothes, then smooth the hairy big cat, what?Draw the future to reach high?It was already nine o'clock in the New Year's Eve dormitory agreed by Zhuanzhong.

Except for a senior who is abroad, all the first and second graders have arrived, and Gojo Satoru sent a text message saying himself?I have something to do, I have to come back later.

But no one cared whether he was late or not.

At first it was just chatting with everyone, but how long did they sit?Drawing the future, I felt something was wrong with my body.

Find yourself in the end?My period is half a week early.

Because the mother's body has always been?No, since she was born, she has been paid great attention to her physical fitness, and she has been well-conditioned? , The exercise is good, and the menstrual period is also very punctual.

inside?Draw the future and calculate the date, a little silent.

Although she knows about medical knowledge?very little? , but she thinks it's the one who gets into her bed every night?Guys, probably caused her endocrine much?A bit disorganized.

...anyway, blame him.

Gojo Satoru had already arrived when he returned to the main room, and the panda saw her coming out of the bathroom, raising its paws to play a game.

inside?Sit down in the future, and find that it is still the same big adventure as last time with UNO cards and mobile phone cards.

UNO is a rare card game that does not require any IQ. The strategy of playing cards is relatively simple, mainly depends on the reaction force.

And the online card drawing penalty also put an end to cheating that cannot be controlled by oneself-such as six eyes.

Gojo Satoru poked his phone against the wall with a lack of interest: "You guys? Let's play, I still have something to do."

"People who don't play are not qualified to watch the fun!" Panda said, "And today is New Year's Eve, so it's okay to relax a little bit, Wu."

Gojo Satoru glanced at himself?On the phone screen?The search content, without changing his face: "Then wait a moment, I will deal with some business."

It is indeed "business".

He just came out of the dungeon that suppressed Xia Youjie?Come out, the mood is really not beautiful?

Wonderful, even if it wasn't for Xia Youjie's magic power being blocked because he was the strongest, he would probably have been beaten.

Xia Youjie listen?His eyes widened at his request.

——and then called him worse than a beast, even though he said yes?Draw the first hand and the request of the future.

After that, no matter what he said, whether it was serious or not, what was in Xia Youjie's mind?It seems that there is only one sentence written: "Gojo Satoru wants to sleep with my sister."

such as--

He: "Your sister said she likes me."

Xia Youjie: "She also said that she likes the rabbit I raised with her. The rabbit doesn't have such nasty thoughts as you."

He: "Your sister says I'm boring, but I want to be nice to her."

Xia Youjie: "How do you want to push her hard?!"

Him: "I think."

Xia Youjie: "Don't even think about it, one? Don't even think about it."

Following?Painted the future and killed him crazy?Afterwards, Gojo Wu felt that Xia Youjie was crazy about killing him too.

He didn't want to say anything in this situation, but Xia Youjie always?He is very polite, basically doesn't swear, and doesn't speak in a harsh tone.

It can be seen that it is useless to ask Xia Youjie to take the initiative to untie him.

...Although it is said that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, it cannot be a road that needs to be stepped on to climb a ninety-degree slope.

And where?Hui Miku seems to be quite serious, if he really brakes, he will really piss her off, right?

Gojo Satoru even felt himself?Played off and locked in?In the prison gate?I don't worry about it now.

when?Of course, no matter how omnipotent the Internet is, there is no way to solve the problem of "How can I get in without ○○?"OK?How many times ○○ style sex/line?for? "Such a tricky question?question.

He couldn't figure it out, but he still went to buy two boxes before returning to high?Specialize.

Then continue to search for keywords.

when?He finally?When he gave up and realized that Google couldn't save him, the student who was joking and screaming had already finished a round of UNO.

The loser in the first round was Nagasaki Wild Rose.

"Draw a card and draw a card!" Panda handed the phone to Nagasaki Wild Rose.

"Name one? The name of someone you have a crush on." Nagasaki Yeqiangwei read the title, and after thinking for a moment, "There are no words for the opposite sex. So does the small future count? In? Draw the future."

"I also really like wild roses." Li?Emiku was slightly stunned for a moment, then smiled and went to hook Saki Yeqiangwei's hand.

two?The girls stuck together.

Gojo Satoru: "..." Although he is happy to see Li?Draw the future and make friends...

"The teacher is here, make room a little bit."

He forced it?Break apart?Where are the two sitting?Draw next to the future, pick up an orange from the table and open it?Start peeling.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Wutiao, why do you have to go here? Squeeze! You should go to the boy's side, right?" Being pushed away?Nagasaki Haruka tore at the back of his collar.

"Here? The straight line is the closest!" Wutiao Wuli is straightforward?Zhuang, "I've been on a business trip all day today, and I'm too tired to move."

inside?Hui Miku didn't say anything, and asked very quietly?Moved more than half to the left?Status: "Everyone is here, let's continue?"

"So indifferent, don't you plan to welcome me?" Gojo Satoru said without (very) trace while peeling the oranges?Moved half to the left?position.

inside?Paint the future: "..."

Although I really don't want to be with this?The inexplicable teacher is sticking to it, but if you go further to the left, you will be squeezed into Zenyuan Maki.

Zenyuan Zhenxi raised his eyebrows and put his hand on the black hair?On the woman's shoulders, he took her to his side.

Is it less than 1.6 meters?Women posted to?When she was there, Zenyuan Maki realized that compared to the long-term trained magician, this one beside her?

Less spoiled since childhood?The female body is indeed much softer, and you can even vaguely smell a sweet fragrance?

At?Is she looking?Gojo Satoru's eyes?Feeling a little strange, he frowned and raised his voice and said, "Hey, that one over there? Blindfold idiot, stop squeezing."

"The blindfold is me, and the idiot is Wild Rose." Gojo Satoru unconsciously moved again, turning his head to look at?

Kagezaki Rose, who was about to attack him with oranges, "Maki told you not to squeeze~"

Seeing that Nagasaki Wild Rose was about to take out a hammer from his waist, Knotaba Yuhito hurriedly opened it?Mouth: "Teacher! There is still a seat next to me!"

"I'm so envious that Yuuhito can sit loose." Gojo Satoru deliberately missed the point and stuffed a piece of orange into it?

Mouth, said vaguely, "Let's go? Let's go? Let's go~? This time, the teacher will shuffle the cards!"

At?Are you driving on your own?Start a new round.

Not surprisingly, where?Painted the future and discovered that Gojo Satoru really opened again?started targeting her.

+4 (a function card that adds four cards in the hand) is always only used on her, even if it takes seven or eight rounds to wait for one?

'direction?Conversion' (turning cards clockwise? Function cards), and sometimes even save four +2 cards and throw them to her together.

...Although UNO is a game for deceiving people, but it is too obvious and too much, right?She even suspected that he was counting cards for herself?Touch +4.

If this game is played well, it can be said that the six relatives are not recognized, and the +4 card is a sharp blade that destroys friendship... although she has no friendship with him.

She didn't intend to use her brain at all, she just wanted to play casually, and was unsuspectingly raised by the right hand in turn, and finally lost the second round with a handful of cards.

inside?Paint the future: "..."

Own?Happy 'lose' and 'lose' after being serially targeted are two completely different things?Concept, right?

She turned her head and smiled: "Teacher Wutiao, I thank you."

Gojo Satoru waved his hand: "You're welcome, it should be."

In this scene, even the panda is embarrassed to hand over the phone?Draw the future and get punished

inside?Draw your future self?After taking the phone, he drew the card and read out: "Please recommend a video game that makes me? When I play it, the Q? number appears."

Gojo Satoru was just stuffed in?mouth?Tangerine choked: "Cough."

"Li? Ui probably doesn't play games very much, why don't you change it? Question? Question? For example? Question? Question answered by former Wild Rose?"

inside?Emiku glanced at Gojo Satoru in a little confusion: "I play, why don't I play games? The reasoning-type bullet ○ Po v3 and the otome-type Taisho ○ Alice released last year have basically been played intermittently until the level is cleared." .”

It's just not too strict to control the game time.

"Taisho ○ Alice!" Nagasaki Yarose probed her head, "I heard? I told you, it turns out that Mirai likes that one. It is said that the heroine is super mille-feuille."

"It's okay, mainly because the classmates are discussing, but I recommend the second part." Mainly in the first part?There are too many plots of cleaning and cooking and smiling at the targets of the capture.

"I know, the second part is sick/delicate and imprisoned!" Wild Qiangwei slapped?Snap your fingers.

in?

Paint the future: ...

"That's not it? The reason."

Gojo Satoru coughed again.

"Are you done recommending? So we? Let's play the next round?"

"Ah, no, actually what I want to talk about is another otome game." Where?Draw the future said.

Gojo Satoru: "Otome games, I never play Otome games."

He drives again?It's time to peel the oranges.

"Because I remembered, one of the characters I want to attack? The character has the same name as Mr. Wujo."

The freshly peeled orange in Gojo Satoru's hand flew out, and was grabbed by the dog Curly: "Salmon!"

Then share the food with Panda and Knotweed Yuren.

Gojo Satoru didn't care that the orange was eaten, and his voice was a little rough: "Same name?"

inside?Emiku naturally nodded: "It's called Satoru, and it's voiced by Huajiang ○shu."

"Oh, that's it..." He breathed a sigh of relief?Looking down at yourself?

The hand with only the orange peel left looked up again?The other three besides Fu Heihui?indivual?boys.

The dog curly spine and the panda shook their heads simultaneously: "I don't know (Muyuhua)."

Knotabazu Yuhito paused while chewing: "Thank you teacher."

inside?Hui Future continued: "The game is "Bad Apple ○ Fight". It's a psv game. The CG and BGM are actually quite good."

She answered the question on the card very seriously?question, and then changed the subject after a pause.

"The question? The point is that his plot and emotion advance? The point is based on the touch system. It can be said that whether you can pass the level depends on your touch skills, and whether you can touch the key plot reading points.

"Like... this? The male protagonist suddenly fell down or played a CG, it? Just to tell you, you can touch him, but it's actually in the main story? Suddenly appearing, it's quite.... "

"..." Gojo Satoru tilted his head and stopped talking.

"But I actually play quite a few games? Well, there aren't many that I can particularly recall."

And the most special is also the least willing to share.

"So... the third? Round?"

"So, Li? Classmate Hui, you took three? You don't need to get four cards + 4 to get all four summoning gods? Dragons?!"

Wujo Satoru, who relied on his six eyes to do whatever he wanted and peeped at everyone's cards, condemned so much.

There are only four +4 function cards in the game, and the others are probably afraid of adding them indiscriminately?Paint the future on his head, so even +2 is in his hand? .

"I'm waiting for one? Turn? Ah." Less black hair?

The woman smiled very obediently, "And... Does anyone have it? Can you use the cards that have adjusted the order?"

"Communication is not very good." Hands?Gojo Satoru, who only had one card left, said, "This is not a game for teaming up to win."

inside?Hui Future ignored him, and pointed to the two cards in his hand: "He only has one card left, you guys? Do you want to watch him run away?"

Fu Heihui couldn't catch the red card of Nagasaki Wild Rose, reached out to touch one, paused, and quickly played: "Turn? Red."

Wutiaowu: "..."

It's a bit bad, let's run this game first, the next card Youruhito should be a red 7, in his hand?It's also a red 7, which happens to be able to grab the card and run away.

Fu Heihui explained: "It just happened to touch."

"Red..." Yuzu Yujin looked at?Own?hand?cards.

inside?Drawing the future extremely fast?Mouth reminded: "I speculate, in Teacher Wutiao's hand? That card should be a red 7."

touch yourself?Yujin Yuzu, who had a red hand of 7 cards, paused, glanced at Gojo Satoru, and firmly reached out to take the new card.

Wutiaowu: "..."

"Yu Ren, you can obviously play red 7, why did you draw a new card!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wutiao!" Hirohito Hirohito put his hands together, and reverently played out the newly touched red 4, "This is a game, and I don't want to lose! I know you have it? It's Zhang Hong 7, but I still want it!" Playing the card to let you go, even I think it's too stupid!"

Gojo Satoru countered: "So in order to win Youruhito, can you even give up respecting your teacher?"

"Ha Wutiaowu took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Are you worthy of the half orange that the teacher you just ate peeled by himself? "

Knotweed Yuren: "Why don't I peel it back for you?"

"Enlightenment." The panda threw a yellow +2 card, "Even if I'm sorry for the quarter? One orange, I want the teacher who intentionally bullied the junior to lose a game."

"Salmon!" The dog curled a glance at Zenyuan Maki, and threw a blue +2.

Zenyuan Maki threw out two +2 cards neatly: "At first? I started to propose to play card stacking. This is the scene I want to see."

inside?Hui Future looked at the four +2 cards piled up in front of him, still smiling very cutely, and then threw out three?

A black function card: "Three? Cards + 4, a total of 20 cards, five teacher, please."

In the alliance with "I don't want Wujo Wu to win, so I play cards casually to disrupt Liuyan's view of myself? The judgment of getting cards"?

Under the joint action of the Wujou effect, where every card that draws the future must be added, the Wujowu with a hand full of cards loses in the end?and in?Draw the future 1v1 contest.

"It's too much." Wujo Satoru commented, "The whole audience is targeting me? Are people really reasonable? Am I your teacher?"

The panda quickly handed the phone to Wujo Wu: "Wujo get one soon?!"

Gojo Satoru casually clicked on the screen, and after seeing the words loaded on the screen clearly, the corners of his upturned mouth slowly flattened.

"Change it? Let's do it." He stretched out his hand and prepared to click again.

"How can I change it!" Panda stopped quickly, looked at the phone screen and read aloud, "'Open? Search records of mobile browsers', eh? What's so good about changing it."

"Because it's boring, us? Find something interesting." Gojo Satoru glanced at the mobile phone on the table, and was about to reach into his pocket.

"What's the matter with being bored? It's not an excessive question? If it's too much, we will all smoke again."

Wild Rose quickly threw the mobile phone on the table to the opposite panda.

Gojo Satoshi pressed his knuckles against his temples: "It mainly involves some things in the magic world...."

The information on how to braid his hair should be in the browser on the second page?But the browser on the first page...

Chanyuan Maki: "Can you Google the world of magic?"

"There's nothing secret about Wu's phone, right?" Panda paused, seeing that Wujo Wujo didn't intend to grab the phone, so he opened it with confidence.

browser, "Zhi? Before, I just lent it to everyone. After all, there is no password for the chain screen."

Gojo Satoru sighed? "Panda, you are a mantra, you can just read it, don't force yourself if you can recite it or not?"

"Ah, good, number one." Panda said loudly, "No."

His voice stopped abruptly.

Gojo Satoru went to get another orange and peeled it pretending nothing happened.

The tiger stick Yuren and the dog Juanji next to him wanted to see it, but the panda dodged it. He stared at Wujo Wu: "Wu, listened to it two days ago? You Tai said that you have a girlfriend, and it is true."

Gojo Satoru: "You guys? Do you think I'm lying..."

inside?Hui Future slightly frowned, glanced at him, and said nothing.

Chanyuan Maki: "I always thought you couldn't tell the difference between dreams and reality."

Curlythorn: "Salmon!"

The first-year Knotaba Yuhito and Nagasaki Wild Rose didn't listen?Said, Knotaba Yuhito asked? "So what's the first one?"

The panda was silent for two seconds: "Probably it really is from the magic world...." He couldn't read.

"How can I get in if I don't ○○?"OK? ○ OK?for? 』This kind of question?Question... maybe there can only be one?Explain it.

His eyes jumped four or five lines down?Rediscovering my voice: "It's this one: 'How do I get a girl...uh, to fall in love with me??'"

Nagasaki Wild Rose grinned: "Where is this? It's a girlfriend. This is obviously unrequited love, right?"

Chanyuan Maki: "It really is a dream."

inside?Hui Future's evaluation: "It's not really a surprise."

"Next." Panda paused again, his voice seemed a little speechless, ""Encyclopedia of Love Skills""

Knotabazu Yuhito couldn't help laughing.

Fu Heihui took a sip of his drink silently.

"Mr. Wutiao, what are you checking all day long..."

Wujo Wutiao clicked his tongue: "What's so funny, you guys when the time comes? Don't check if you have the ability, just say you? You are still in adolescence, so you are so sensitive and shy about this kind of thing."

He subconsciously glanced at Li?Paint the future and discover that she is devoted to ?

Nut plate?Almond doesn't seem to be paying attention to his browsing history at all.

"And then..."How to Kiss""

Zenyuan Maki complained: "Your order is not right, why check kissing first."

Gojo Satoru had no intention of explaining at all: "Haha~"

"Wu... Are the economic conditions of the Wutiao family not so good now?" Panda's tone?

He suddenly became serious, "I know that the Wutiao family really had a hard time during those days."

Gojo Satoru took an almond and threw it in?mouth? "It's fine now, what's wrong?"

"Then why do you want to check this?" Panda's expressionless face suddenly became extremely serious, "—"Li? Painter's 2018 asset statistics""

Charlie first?Painter property.

Check out how to kiss.

Check out love strategies and how to make girls fall in love with you? .

In the end... I checked several messy things.

The panda glanced at Li who raised his head in confusion because of the mention of "Li? Hui".Draw the future, in your heart?Got one?An outrageous guess.

"Wu, is it too much?"

The author has something to say: The future:...

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: I hope you will return