Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

Teacher Wutiao sent me to the gate of the community, answered a phone call and left—probably something urgent.

Anyway, it was only a few minutes away, and I wasn't so pretentious that I had to be delivered to the door, so I walked back by myself.

It was at this time that I finally knew why Mr. Sawada hadn't replied to my messages until now.

After all, people who are not in this world can't reply to messages, can they?

Looking at the bewildered young man standing in the middle of the street in front of me, as if he had lost his way, I had the strange thought of 'ah, another unlucky guy'.

As for why it is said to be 'again'?Of course because I was the first victim and I haven't recovered yet.

Although the boy in front of him looked like a junior high school student, he could vaguely have the outline of a seafood merchant ten years later.

If you want to talk about the difference, maybe the eyes are a little bigger, and then the face is a little more youthful?

"Mr. Sawada?"

I took the initiative to go forward and say hello.

"Ah yes! I am Sawada Tsunayoshi!"

He stood up straight and replied almost like a conditioned reflex, and when he finished speaking, he looked at me cautiously with unfamiliar eyes.

"you know me……"

The other party seemed to realize that this state was very embarrassing, so he smiled awkwardly, and greeted cautiously:

"You, hello, as you can see, I am Sawada Tsunayoshi, I, I am by no means suspicious, I am just..."

The boy's voice became weaker and weaker, until it was almost breathless in the end.His face was also flushed from bewilderment.

Uwah, so Mr. Sawada was such a shy and restless person when he was a child?

Thinking of Mr. Sawada, who was able to fight insects in an awkward dance pose with a calm demeanor, and had an intense nightlife, it was somewhat difficult for me to connect the two together.

——I really don’t know what Mr. Sawada went through in the process of growing up.

"I understand." I patted his shoulder very understandingly, "You were also hit by that ten-year rocket launcher, right?"

I showed sympathetic eyes.Whoever developed that thing is a real sinner.There is also no two-way confirmation button, what if the other party is inconvenient when exchanging?Who hasn't ordered an inconvenience yet?

The boy whispered: "It's actually a rocket launcher from a parallel world."

But he soon noticed another question: "You know about ten-year rocket launchers!?"

"That's all too well known." I pointed to myself, "I'm still a victim of that thing."

"Hey!" The boy was startled, and then he apologized reflexively.

That action is so skillful that it makes people feel distressed.

I shook my head. "It's not your fault either."

No matter how angry you are, you won't be able to vent your anger on another victim without looking for trouble from the culprit.

"So you were also unlucky to be hit by a ten-year rocket and landed here?"

I'm a little curious about his encounter with Decade Bazooka.

The boy hesitated and shook his head.

"No, that... I'm actually here to deliver something."

The boy with short, fluffy brown hair scratched the back of his head in a daze.

"Actually, I don't know why I came here, but that person said it was my responsibility to come here...then he sent me here."【asd5】

"Send something?" Can it still be like this?Time-lapse express sounds too cool!

"Ah, yes, yes." Tsunayoshi Sawada emptied, and then began to rummage all over the body in a panic.

However, he searched all over his body, but couldn't find the thing that should be there. "Huh? Where is it? I clearly remember..."

Seeing him groping up and down in a panic as if a bug had fallen on his body, I couldn't help but ask:

"Could it have fallen somewhere? What kind of thing is it? We'll help you find it together."

"Okay, it's..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi replied immediately, but he held on just after he started.

Because he found that his mind was blank at this time, and he couldn't figure out what the 'item' that caused him to be sent forcibly was.

I saw him petrified, as if he was suddenly picked up by the teacher to ask questions, and I immediately understood that he had forgotten and panicked.

I tried to induce him to remember: "Who asked you to send it, do you remember?"

He first spoke without thinking.

"Reborn"

But before he finished speaking, he frowned: "Wait, it doesn't seem like Li Baoen?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's voice was very unconfident.He tried hard to recall what happened before, but found that the memory that he thought was very clear was covered with a hazy mist.

He remembered that someone told him that he had to deliver something, but the figure of that person was shrouded in mist, and he couldn't remember it.

"me……"

He stammered and didn't know how to explain, as if he was afraid that I would think he was lying.

But the more anxious he became, the more he didn't know how to explain it, and finally became incoherent.

To be honest, if I hadn't experienced strange things before, I would have thought him very suspicious, and I might have taken him to the police right away.

But now that I have been severely beaten by magic, I know very well the feeling of not knowing where to start or how to say it.So I just took his hand.

"I understand, it's hard to explain, isn't it? Then go home first and then figure out how to explain it."

"Eh, eh? That, that... Thank you very much."

Mr. Sawada, who looks like a junior high school student, returned my hand and thanked me.

Because he appeared on the street out of nowhere, he was still hesitating whether to go home immediately——

After all, he didn't know what the world was like, and he didn't meet anyone he knew to get information.

He had no idea what was going on at home now.What should I do if I find an enemy like Bai Lan waiting for me as soon as I go home?

Or what should I do if I find that my home in this world is not here?Will he be judged as trespassing and arrested?

Thinking of the protracted battle he had just experienced, he couldn't help wandering the streets.

I have seen this little sister until now... probably the little sister.

Judging by her appearance, his own home in this world should be relatively normal - this made him somewhat relieved.

Although my mind is still in a mess because of the unknown object, it is always a good thing to be able to go home.

So we went back to Sawada's house together.

On the way back, I briefly introduced myself, and at the same time, I learned that Mr. Sawada, a young man, had just experienced a battle and had not had time to go back to recuperate, so he was stuffed into a bazooka and sent here for no reason.

"Because I don't know anything, I was worried about what to do...It's great to meet Ms. Kabira."

The young man looked grateful, as if he was 'saved'.

Faced with the situation that she had a son who was still an adult when she went out and turned into a teenager when she came back, Ms. Nana accepted this change calmly and naturally as always.And it seems that there is still a little bit of happiness?

As she led us inside, she held her face in one hand and said with a smile, "Oh, it's been a long time since I've seen this kind of thing."

——My dear fellow, did such strange things happen often in the past?

What happened to Mr. Sawada in the past?

"I really miss A Gang when I was a child - after I grew up, A Gang has been doing seafood business outside, and I hardly go home."

Miss Nana said with a sigh.

"Speaking of which, although Ah Gang has gone to the North Pole to do seafood business, I haven't seen him bring back any special products for so many years."

She shook her head regretfully.

And hearing her words, the boy Sawada Tsunayoshi who was walking along the corridor staggered, looking like he had been caught lying and hadn't made up a reason yet.

Fortunately, Ms. Nana, who can accept anything, didn't think her son's actions were suspicious, but led us to the living room.

The extra meals I ordered at the restaurant have been delivered (the store sent someone directly to deliver them), and my lovely sister is happily picking up her favorite dishes and putting them in her bowl.

My eyes shifted to the side, and suddenly I saw a person who shouldn't exist here.

Almost the moment I saw him, my fist hardened.

The boy Sawada Tsunayoshi standing beside me also noticed my change almost instantly.

"Miss Chuanping?"

He called me in a low voice, but I didn't have time to pay attention to him, I just stared at the black-haired man sitting next to my sister.

"Why are you here?"

Otoko Yuta, who was hacked into pieces with my eyes, stood up almost immediately.

"I, I just sent Lixiang back...My sis, don't misunderstand me."

——Do you know that there is an old saying, "There is no silver in this place for 300 taels"?

What saved him at the critical moment was not his explanation, nor Lixiang's obstruction, nor the boy Sawada Tsunayoshi who tried to calm me down, but Minano Shuichi who appeared from behind.

"Relax Chupin, he really didn't do anything."

"Nano?"

The red-haired youth patted my shoulder.

"I can still testify to that."

My expression changed a few times, and finally I decided to let him go for the sake of Nanye Shuichi's testimony and Miss Nana's sake.

But it is impossible for him to continue sitting next to Lixiang, and he is very obedient, standing up obediently to say goodbye under my death gaze.

"Then I'll go first... My sister has worked hard too."

The black-haired youth left quickly.

"Who is that person?" The boy Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the man who was evacuating quickly, and then at me, who was obviously in a bad mood, and was a little confused.

——What kind of people do I know in this world, why do you feel weird?

"It's a lolicon, leave him alone."

I replied angrily, but I soon realized that I was actually blaming innocent people, so I quickly apologized.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to kill you."

"No, it doesn't matter." Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a flattered expression—whether he was the one who apologized to others before or after he met Li Baoen.

Accepting other people's apologies like this is because of things like tone and attitude.To be honest, it is rare.

He's even a little awkward.

"Why are you here, Nanye?"

I looked at Minamino Shuichi again.

"What happened? Or is it that my leave request has not been approved?"

The first thing that comes to my mind is the issue of my vacation - after all, I asked for leave with the question of 'suddenly getting smaller', so it's not surprising that I disagree.

"No, not that." The handsome red-haired youth shook his head.

I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What is that?"

"I got some news—but compared to that, what's going on with this... Mr. Sawada?"

His beautiful eyes fixed on the boy beside me, Tsunayoshi Sawada, and his cold gaze made the boy beside me shiver immediately.

——What, what's going on?

The boy Sawada Tsunayoshi is even more inexplicable-how could he not remember meeting such a scary person.