Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

The person who appeared in sight was the mature version of Xia Youjie.

Even though I've seen him before, seeing him after seeing him younger and more cynical (probably) feels strangely fresh.

——Especially when there are two beauties on one left and one on the right.

A monk and two beauties, this match is like a story without adding anything.

"Enlightenment."

Xia Youjie came over and sat down very naturally.

The two beautiful girls beside him also walked over and opened the menu without any politeness.

Then I heard Xia Youjie say generously: "Just order, Wu treats you."

——This level of proficiency, at first glance, has happened a lot in the past.

The two girls also immediately called the waiter to start ordering:

"Then I want this page."

"Except for this one and that one, I'll take a share of everything else."

Teacher Wujo didn't mind, instead he greeted people with a smile and said:

"Long time no see, Nanako and Mimiko."

However, the two beautiful girls didn't give him a good face-it seemed that there was some festival in the past.

"Then what can you do with me?"

Xia Youjie glanced at me.

"I'll show you my daughter."

Gojo Satoru smiled without hesitation for a second, picked me up and held me up for him to see.

I:? ?

I treat you as a friend, but you want to take advantage of me! ?

In this posture, I turned my head with difficulty and glared at Wutiao teacher behind me, but he was still smiling behind him, and he was not in the embarrassment of being caught lying.

Xia Youjie rarely showed a stunned expression of being shocked.

Gojo Satoru's child is an existence that cannot be underestimated in the world of magic, and it may even affect the future of the world of magic.

but……

His eyes turned back and forth between me and Wujo-sensei, finally.

"The child's mother is a demon?"

Otherwise, how to explain the strong evil spirit on the child?

In Xia Youjie's eyes, this somewhat familiar child had a strong demonic aura around him.

If he met alone on the road, he would not hesitate to judge that it was a demon's cub.To be honest, he hates monsters and thinks monsters are heinous things.

But if the matter is involved with Gojo Satoru...

"That monster is really pitiful."

Being targeted by Gojo Satoru, that monster is really pitiful in every sense.After all, he couldn't think of a picture of Gojo Satoru being coaxed by a demon.

"Really? I think it's okay."

Gojo Satoru continued to make it up, probably because it was a non-existent person who was created out of nothing, and what he said was very free.

Even the eight o'clock editor may not be able to edit.

In the end, Xia Youjie's phone ringing interrupted his speech.

When Gojo Satoru shut his mouth, he still had an expression on his face.

I just want to keep his mouth shut.

——What a handsome guy, why did he open his mouth?

But thinking it was a ploy to find out what happened in Shibuya, I finally said nothing.

Just sat next to him and smashed the milk pudding in front of him like it was his head.

Ah, instantly comfortable.

Xia Youjie finished answering the call quickly, and after pressing the hang up button, he drank the tea in the cup in front of him.

"When a customer finds me, he leaves first."

"You are still running around and working hard, as expected of you, Jie."

Wujo teacher exaggeratedly praised.

It's not that he is being sarcastic, but Xia Youjie has been the one who is more serious about his work since a long time ago.

"The economy is in recession, there's nothing I can do." Xia Youjie stood up and looked down at Wujo Wu and me who were still sitting. "After all, I have so many companions to take care of."

This is all true.

Raising people is really more expensive than anything else, especially since he is still insisting on looking for those gifted children, and wants to avoid the tragedy of Nanako Mimiko from happening again.It's also a big expense.

Of course, he doesn't do all the work himself.

"So, Wu, you came here specially to tell me that you have a child?"

Gojo Satoru: "Are you envious? I envy that you can also have one."

Xia Youjie sneered, "There's nothing to be envious of."

Gojo Satoru: "Then you are an uncle, don't you have to give me some greetings when we meet for the first time?"

The black-haired monk narrowed his eyes after hearing this: "You still need this gift?"

Teacher Wutiao said confidently: "How can the gifts of my best friends be the same?"

Xia Youjie didn't refute anymore this time, but just stroked his chin thoughtfully, as if thinking about something.

"Then why don't you come with me to gradually entrust someone, maybe you can get some interesting things."

Wujo Wu responded with one mouthful: "Okay."

I:?what is this?Bringing kids to work?

To be honest, I feel that I don't understand the existence of conjurers more and more.

As far as I know about these people, almost none of them are normal.

I originally thought that the conjurer should be similar to Abe Seimei or JUMP's special ability agency, chic and handsome, full of tension, and serious problem-solving existence.

However, among the conjurers I know, one counts as one. It seems that the word "tension" is inherently lacking in the dictionary of life.

Listening to Teacher Wutiao and Xia Youjie dressed as a monk, you and I discussed whether we should give gifts to friends and children, and what kind of gifts to give.I couldn't help covering my face and let out a long, silent sigh——

If I had known earlier, I might as well go to work with Nanye today.

Although this kind of state processing work may be a bit problematic, at least I can learn more about the situation of monsters.

There should be many demon employees in the research institute established by the demon.Although even now I am still sad about my worldview that has been shattered by hard fans.

But now that I have accepted this unscientific fact, I should start to understand it earlier... and get used to it as soon as possible.

Although I'm skeptical that I'll actually be able to get used to it.

But it's better than doing nothing.

The stepfather thing, the shrinking body thing, and the little sister Lixiang thing are spinning back and forth in my head, and I honestly don't have a clue for any of them, but if I don't start to do something, there will be nothing possibility of solution.

Probably noticing my anxiety, Xia Youjie took the initiative to talk to me.

"Do you want to go to work with big brother? Maybe you will see something interesting."

Gojo Satoru complained almost immediately: "Hey, calling yourself a big brother is too thick-skinned."

Xia Youjie continued to stare at me indifferently: "What do you think?"

"Go."

There is no better result if you don't go, right?

"Good boy."

He smiled, then picked me up and left.

"It's so cunning." One of the beautiful girls immediately showed an envious look, and seemed to want Xia Youjie to hug her too.

But her current body shape is out of the stage of normal hugging, let alone sitting on the other's arm like me.

Yes, I am sitting on one of Xia Youjie's arms right now.Through the fabric, I can feel that he, like Mr. Wujo, actually has quite strong muscles.

Different from the imaginary picture of asking the villain to fight, the place Xia Youjie brought us is a seemingly peaceful and peaceful community.

Most of the surroundings are clean and tidy single-family buildings with yards, and occasionally you can see a few apartment buildings that look very high-end.

And the place we went to was one of the houses.This is a premium one-family building with a large yard.

Just because of long-term neglect of management, the originally beautiful and vibrant courtyard now reveals a bit of decadence.Not only the carefully planted flowers and plants are dead, but also weeds are growing everywhere.

The person who opened the door was a haggard and resentful woman—judging from her attitude, she was probably the mistress of the house.

Although she is not in good condition now, she is dressed very high-end and does not seem to be short of money.

Coupled with the hatred flickering in those eyes, my first reaction was 'emotional problem'.

Apart from emotional problems, I can't think of anything else that can make such a well-fed woman become like this.

The woman didn't care why there were so many people in such a mighty way. After confirming our identity, she welcomed us all in a very refreshing breath.

"I want him to come back to me."

Sure enough, as soon as she sat down, she stated her request straight to the point.And it's really an emotional issue.

"It was that female cousin who seduced him." She bit her nails nervously, "As long as she is gone, Nahe will definitely come back to me! He is still working in my father's company..."

I:?

Wait a minute?

I more or less expected the derailment, but.

Work in her father's company?Relying on your wife for salary and cheating?How big is this face?

"He said that everything is just for fun, and the person he loves is me, so I hope you can kill that female cousin and let him come back.

If possible, it is best to use amulets and the like to keep those women from approaching him..."

Good guy, do you believe all this?

I looked carefully at the woman in front of me.

She is actually very beautiful, but her beauty is compromised by haggardness and resentment, and she doesn't look as glamorous as the young and beautiful girls.As for her husband...

I glanced at the man in the photo.

To be honest, it can only be said that the facial features are correct.

In the past, I might still think 'ah, a little handsome', but after a long time of contact with Nanye and Gojo-sensei, I have raised my aesthetics, and this level can only be said to have good facial features.

Looking at the client in front of me again, I even want to express the emotion of 'the flowers are stuck on the cow dung'.

The client continued to talk, from how much she cared about him to the promise he made to himself when he broke up before.

"Last time he said that he would live with me wholeheartedly, so it's all to blame for that female cousin who seduced him..."

Probably my self-control became worse after I became a child, and I finally couldn't bear to listen to it:

"No, why do you have to forgive the cheating! You are not afraid of living a life of inhumanity, but you also worry that one day he will plot to kill you and take your family property?"

My God, sister, you come from such a good background, wouldn't it be good to take care of a male college student who is kind and kind?Why pick up non-recyclable garbage in the trash can as treasure! ?