Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

"Mr. Police, it's like this, I encountered kidnapping in the haunted house in Ocean Paradise..."

I simply called the police. After explaining the situation and the current situation in detail, the police on the other side of the phone took it very seriously and told me that they would come over soon and told me not to move around.

After the frozen silence at the scene, the first one to respond was the male high school student.

Probably because he was still receiving normal education before high school, and was instilled with the common sense that he should go to the police uncle for anything, so he was more accepting of this matter.

Yes, I want to find Uncle Police...

But he soon changed his face again.

Ah, no, for the issue of conjurers and curses, what kind of police are you looking for?

Then, the two-dimensional principle of 'the hero who saves the world must not be known by anyone' emerged from the depths of his mind, which made him nervous.

Exposure of his identity is a major crisis for Shijiao, what should he do? Could it be that his journey of Shijiao has just begun and is about to end!

"Although I don't know what you are thinking, there is a high probability that it is not what you think."

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei looked at her junior and rubbed her forehead—after this mission, she probably understood what the brain circuit of this second-year junior was like.

But she quickly put the little matter behind her.

Anyway, Teacher Wutiao was responsible for the sky falling, and Senior Yi Gu and Xia Youjie were also involved in this incident.

At most, the people above just scolded them for not doing a good job... But it's not their problem, they did a good job at the place where the accident happened, who would have thought that they would be able to reach other places with just a thump like a random door? where?

What I really want to say is that they are not keeping up with the times. I didn't expect the enemy to have this trick——

Really, it's 20xx, and anime characters are all using smartphones, so why can't we think more about them, people who live and die all day long?

As a veteran, Yi Gu Youtai naturally wouldn't worry about this little surprise.

And seriously think about whether I can get some bonus points from my sister if I can get the praise of the police for "brave action".

Although it is still a negative number no matter how you add it to a negative game, what if you can start from zero?

"Call the police." He immediately looked serious, "Call the police now."

While speaking, his gaze left his elder sister and Lixiang briefly, and fell on the only 'outsider' Xia Youjie.

Of course they are not afraid to call the police, they are afraid that some 'shameful' guy will do something radical because he can't see the justice of the police.

None of their generation knew about Xia Youjie's affairs.I just vaguely know that he and Mr. Gojo were both parties to the 'Xian Shui Ninja' incident.

Teacher Wutiao would not specifically talk about what happened back then, but only knew that because of that incident, both magicians and ordinary people suffered heavy losses.And there are a lot of people who are left with a lot of sequelae - both physical and psychological.

He only knew that he was one of them when he confronted Xia Youjie in the past, and he was the one who reacted extremely strongly.

Since then...

"Tch." Facing Yi Gu Youtai's thoughtful feedback, Xia Youjie scrutinized him and let out a sneer.

"After so many years, you're still that bad guy who lied to women."

What grows faster than strength is the ability to tell lies with open eyes.

And compared with just deceiving Lixiang in the past, the scope has also expanded now.

Not only did Lixiang cheat him, but he also cheated his sister.

Even at the expense of hurting himself to play tricks (this is really not available).

"Didn't that guy Wu teach you something good?"

Hearing his words, Otoko Yuta first carefully looked at Lixiang and elder sister beside him, for fear that they would be misled and have some strange misunderstandings.

Then he stood between Xia Youjie and Chuanping Mayu.Staring vigilantly at the man in front of him who had tried to win him over many times, but if he failed to win him over, he would smear him.

"It's not up to the cult priests to evaluate how Teacher Wutiao's teaching is." Of course, the truth is another matter, but no matter what you can't expose your shortcomings in front of the enemy.

"This is really a touching teacher-student relationship."

Xia Youjie applauded exaggeratedly.

"With such a student, Wu should die without regret."

He spoke lightly about death, as if he didn't take it to heart at all.

Yi Guyou was too annoyed when he heard it, he wanted to refute him, but quickly changed his mind and changed his words before saying: "No matter what, it's better than the cult priest who abducts young girls."

Since Xia Youjie can discredit himself in front of his sister, why can't he fight back?

"No matter how excessive it is, it's beyond the bottom line to attack a child, right?"

Yi Guyou tried too hard to adjust his expression, putting on a look of regret that "people can't, at least shouldn't".

Although he is not good at this kind of thing, after all, he often watches Teacher Wutiao's performance, and he has learned a little bit more or less.

"I think no matter what the goal is, the bottom line of a person is not to think badly about children."

Even Xia Youjie was stunned for a few seconds by his speech: ...

Is this what a guy who lied to a girl should say?

However, Otoko Yuta's performance continued, and this time not only Xia Youjie, Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei and the younger generation were also dumbfounded.

"Senior Yi Bone...does he have this kind of personality?"

The younger generation stared blankly at Senior Yi Gu who was still trying to explain the story of the one hundred disadvantages of sex and the negative impact it had on children.

In his impression, Senior Yi Bone had always been the one who was taciturn and simply killed the curse spirit to complete the task.

It's like an important help that will definitely come to the rescue at a critical moment in the battle against Manlishijiao.

For younger generations like them, although they are not indifferent, they are by no means the type who will talk endlessly like this.

"Nagizaki-senpai, Otogu-senpai...haven't been possessed by some strange thing." He carefully tugged off the sleeve of the senior beside him, his voice trembling slightly.

"Why... why don't you go back and ask Mr. Wujo to check it out." Nagasaki Yeqiangwei said that she was not sure.

The current senior Yi Gu is almost like a publicity officer who earnestly publicizes safety precautions at the gate of the community and tells everyone not to be superstitious.

——But he himself is the one who deals with cursed spirits all day long.

And this queer enthusiasm.

Her eyes fell on Sister Kawahira.

No matter how dull she is, she can still understand who Senior Yi Gu said these words to.But it is precisely because of understanding that it is even more inexplicable.

No matter how she looked at it, she couldn't understand how special these two sisters made Senior Yi Bone look like this.

——I also don't understand why Yigu Youta, an active criminal who obviously has thoughts about other people's sisters, reprimanded the gangster and the pervert who preyed on children so passionately at this time.

You know what he said at the beginning sounded like a kidnapper.

What 'you can't protect your sister', 'leaving it to us is the best way' and so on.

Listen, is it human?

But to be honest, I am still a little moved by his current awareness because he is scarred and wants to save Lixiang.

You see, if you break away from the hypnosis of the cult, don't people become normal again?

I am very relieved, and since Lixiang escaped the danger unharmed, I don't mind his deliberate and exaggerated expression anymore.It's rare that people want to be better, how can I ruthlessly discourage enthusiasm?

"That's right, everyone can punish this kind of cult."

It's just that lynching is illegal after all, so I chose to let the police uncle teach them how to behave.

Just saying that.

"This guy……"

I stared at the culprit who fell to the ground like a worn-out rag. A normal person's body wouldn't be twisted like this even if it was hit?

"How did he..."

Following my words, the scene fell into a stalemate again.

The few people who came out of the high school froze instantly.

Participating or not, they understood that this must have been the result of 'unconventional' forces involved.But knowing is knowing, but this is obviously not something that can be said to ordinary people.

"Ah... he, he was born with a deformity!"

Like them, Lixiang was also shocked. She didn't care about maintaining the image of a "poor innocent trembling innocent girl" and hurriedly stood up.

At least explain before that guy (Xia Youjie) starts talking nonsense to his sister.

"It's because of congenital deformity, it seems that he has a chromosomal deformity or a developmental disease, he is born with the ability to make himself into a very strange shape, and usually uses this method to deceive believers... Then, what to say to the gods The sacrifice can restore him to health or something, so we came here."

The young girl made up a story on the spot in a hurry, and told the beginning and the end.

Yi Guyoutai nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, that's it." In order to prevent Xia Youjie from saying something inappropriate, he quickly added, "Where in the world is there any power that can twist people out of thin air? Right."

Xia Youjie, who was vigilant by both of them by coincidence: It doesn't have to be like this, I didn't intend to say anything at first.

——To be honest, being so attentive is a bit suspicious, but thinking that the scientific world really can't twist people into rags out of thin air, I still accepted their statement, and took Lixiang back a few steps, away from the rags... No, the culprit culprit.

This kind of person is so disgusting, I feel unlucky when I see it.

Probably because the amusement park itself is the focus area of ​​the police, the police arrived not long after I called the police, and with him were the staff of the haunted house who looked panic-stricken and dazed.

He probably never dreamed of encountering such a thing.

Of course I didn't think of it either.

When the police arrived, Xia Youjie disappeared without knowing when and was about to leave.It's just that he didn't take two steps before he was stopped by Nagasaki Wild Rose.

"What are you going to do?"

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei, who had suffered because of Xia Youjie in the past, stared at the seemingly harmless man dressed as a monk in front of him.

"Of course I took this opportunity to take over his assets." Xia Youjie returned without hesitation for a second.

There can be two tigers in one mountain, and they are all groups that use religion to make money and people. Of course he wants to take advantage of his illness to kill him.

Take advantage of this opportunity to make a fortune—otherwise why would he travel all the way?

Compared with these assets that can take one's power to the next level, Yi Gu Youtai is just a trivial matter for entertainment.Anyway, if people are here, there will always be more suitable opportunities.

not to mention……

His eyes drifted to another direction. In the place covered by the police, there were still two girls, one big and one small.

That's the really interesting stuff.

"If you know it, don't block the way. If you hinder people from making money, you will be punished by God."

Xia Youjie waved his hand and passed the orange-haired woman.

His answer was too candid, but no one could find a place to refute.

At least Rose Kizaki had nothing to say.

After all, making money is a big deal in life... right?

The author has something to say: Former? Curse Queen Rika: Make up a scientific story on the spot.

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Xia Youjie, a model worker who earns money, we all should learn from him, and try to cherish any opportunity to make money (hey) - but Xia Youjie's way of making money is fine, it is illegal, good children should not learn.

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