Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

Looking left and right, I didn't see anyone eating. I took the hiccup sound as my auditory hallucination.As for the workers, who doesn't have a little problem with auditory and visual hallucinations?

In order to prevent the little lavender from being damaged during transportation, I borrowed a box from another colleague to pack it when I got home from work. I will still help if I am busy.

"You don't have to be so nervous, it's fine." I looked at the trembling colleague who was helping me to support the box, "Minano-kun said that this lavender has very tenacious vitality, and it won't die just because of a scratch."

However, after hearing my words, my colleague trembled even more, and then he smiled as if he was crying and said, "Well, be more careful... woo woo."

Probably because he was really nervous, his eyes were moist.

I can't help but wonder if the lavender that Mr. Nanye gave me is some very expensive and rare species.Otherwise, how could he be so nervous that he seems to have Parkinson's.

It's a small matter of putting lavender, no matter how badly he shakes, there will be no problem. After putting it on, I took the lavender and left in a hurry.

It's just that before I left, I seemed to hear intermittent discussions from the office behind: "It's terrible."

"It's already scary, why..."

What's scary?Sure enough, the lavender that Nanye-kun gave me is a very expensive variety?

Their voices were very low. I thought that the relationship has always been relatively indifferent, and it would not be good to ask directly, so I didn't turn around and ask again.Just a little more emphasis on the lavender in the box.

To be honest, except for the observation assignments left by the school before, I have never raised flowers and plants seriously-I'd better buy a book about it, and it would be bad if it died.

"Oh, you're back."

When I turned my head, I saw Miss Nana, the neighbor, greeting me with a smile. She was an optimistic and cheerful woman with a smile as bright as the sun, and she felt warm just by looking at her.

"I'll help you."

Seeing her carrying two big bags of garbage by herself, I took the initiative to share one bag.

If there is one thing that makes me think 'moving is a good thing', it is that we have a good neighbor like Miss Nana.

Not only is she enthusiastic and cheerful to help us adapt to the new environment, but also Ms. Nana who often brings some delicious food over after learning that we are not good at cooking.

We sisters must have done hundreds of good deeds in our previous lives to meet such a kind and considerate angel neighbor.

Ms. Nana was actually married a long time ago. Her husband’s surname is Sawada, and she has a son at home, but it’s more like a title she belongs to than ‘Mrs. Sawada’. I prefer to call her Ms. Nana.

"It's hard work. I made omelet rice today. When I went to find you, you weren't here, so I left it for Lixiang. You can heat it up and eat it when you go back."

After throwing out the trash, she said to me as if she suddenly remembered.

"Sorry, it's all because I'm not good at cooking...too much trouble for you." I was full of guilt.Because I am not good at cooking, I have troubled her many times.

"Where, both Ieyasu and Tsunakichi are on a business trip, and I'm not too happy if someone likes my cooking." Miss Nana still had that sunny smile on her face.

"Do they do this often?" I asked casually.

"Yes, I'm very busy. Jiaguang is going to drill for oil in Africa, and Tsunayoshi said that going to the North Pole to manage seafood is very hard."

——Wait, did I hear some incredible and strange information?

I couldn't help but stopped.Then I thought of the empty living room behind her every time I went to find her, and the bright smile on her face without any haze.

A sense of anger at the two 'neighbors' who have never met.It's been a while since I moved to Nishoricho, but I haven't seen those two come back.

It's not that I missed it because I went out early and returned late, but I never came back at all.From morning to night, from weekdays to holidays, Miss Nana is always guarding the house alone.

Of course, in order to avoid misunderstanding, I asked a few more questions cautiously:

"Um... have they always been like this? I mean working outside."

Miss Nana tilted her head: "Yes."

"Miss Nana, have you met their partners? There should be partners for such a big business."

"I rarely see Iemitsu's companions, but Tsunakichi's companions lived in my house before."

A hint of nostalgia appeared on Miss Nana's face, "Oh, I don't know how the baby teacher and everyone are doing now."

"Baby, baby teacher?"

I can't really put the two words together.

"Yes, the baby teacher and everyone are good friends of Tsunayoshi."

It's getting more and more outrageous.

My heart skipped a beat.

Those two people, don't do something that shouldn't be done behind Miss Nana's back.

All of a sudden, all kinds of social news such as cheating/loan usury/speed racing, and the scumbag images of "the wife has endured hardships at home for decades, but the husband is promoted and made a fortune outside" flashed in my mind one by one.

It's just that I'm too embarrassed to come up and say, 'I think your husband and son are liars and deceitful scumbags, so hurry up and keep safe', so I can only express euphemistically: "Miss Nana, you really haven't considered changing your life. environment?"

Guarding this family alone for two scumbags is not worth it in the world.

Because of Ms. Nana's "lesson from the past", I am even more worried about Lixiang's problem.

Under normal circumstances, it is possible to encounter unkind people when you are in a relationship, let alone this kind of opening that can be on a legal program?

But as a caring and good sister, I will not hold her upside down to discuss this issue.

I am also from this age, so of course I understand how much I am annoyed by the noisy and self-righteous concerns of teachers and parents at this time.

But if you don't ask questions or don't ask questions, I still have to think about a more roundabout way, so after saying goodbye to Ms. Nana, I plan to go to the bookstore to find two related books for reference when I have time.

...Or should I bring two copies of "How to Get Rid of a Scumbag" for Miss Nana?

With such distress, I returned home.

Because of what happened yesterday, when I got home, I looked around the door.After confirming that there was no strange figure, he opened the door and walked in.

When I got home, my sister Lixiang had already finished eating and was watching TV.The TV program is broadcasting something related to the shrine. It seems that some important person has retired, and many celebrities and dignitaries have gone to Hulala.

I just glanced away in disinterest, and looked at Satoka who was sitting on the sofa in a good mood, and the omelet rice that I had already eaten at the table.

"Ah, sister, you are back." She turned her head to greet me, "I left you the omelet rice made by Ms. Nana."

There is also a cute smiling face drawn with ketchup on the omurice, it looks very warm and appetizing, but...

"I don't think we can continue like this." I made a speech after learning from the pain. "Starting tomorrow, let's learn to cook together."

Li Xiang glanced at me: "And then burned the contents of the pot into a ball of black charcoal?"

"Where did I know cooking oil could be cooked like that! There's nothing in the pot except oil."

I am also very wronged.

I just look for eggs and beat eggs while heating the oil... who knows what the oil will look like after a long time.

Thinking of the feats of the past, I can't help being a little discouraged... Learning to cook is not something that can be done in a day or two.

In fact, it’s not that I don’t care about cooking skills. After all, I bought two pans for omelets, the latest air fryer, and a dual-purpose stove.

It's just that God seems to have forgotten to add some 'cooking skills' to me when he created me.

I have no idea what 'a little', 'a moderate amount', 'a few minutes', 'almost' mean.

How much is the right amount?How is 'almost'?

I think it looks like one of the unsolved mysteries of the world.

"Why don't I pay the food expenses to Miss Nana..."

I opened my mouth in a low voice, I can say anything, but Lixiang is different.Please leave it to Miss Nana.

"It can't be helped." Lixiang affirmed my thoughts tactfully.

I can only put aside my shame, and start thinking about how to open this mouth, and how much food expenses a month would be more appropriate.

"Where did that come from?"

While I was holding Xiao Xun and thinking, Lixiang suddenly grabbed the back of the sofa and stared at the lavender in my arms.

"You mean Xiaoxun?" I held up the potted plant in my hand. "A gift from a colleague. I've been having a bit of a nightmare recently. He said it can soothe my nerves... What's your expression?"

I watched her small face wrinkle, showing an expression like eating sour plums and being soured to the point of toothache.

"Leave it to me." Lixiang stared at the lavender for a while, then suddenly ran over and took the lavender away.

I watched her walk around the room and then stood by the window sill. While playing with it, she said to herself cutely:

"If you want to live at home, you have to work hard. I'm the boss in this family, understand?"

Looking at this scene, I couldn't help laughing as I turned to heat up the meal.

Talking to flowers and plants so seriously, I'm still a child——I have to protect Lika from being hurt by strange guys.

At this time, I didn't realize its specialness at all, so I naturally missed the one in which one of the inflorescences suddenly exploded into a blood basin as big as a head, and then Lixiang grabbed the stem and dragged it down to crush it. scene.

So when I got the 'Lavender Dried Flower Bookmark' presented by my sister the next day, I thought it was because I didn't keep it well and I dropped the flowers, and Satoka picked it up and made a bookmark.

I feel a little sorry for Minamino Shuuichi who sent me flowers, but...

I looked at the handmade bookmark in my hand, and my heart was as soft and ironed as if soaked in hot spring water.

My sister is so cute!

I always love Satoshi.jpg

With such a happy mood, I came to the research institute where I work.

Then he looked at the huge pit at the entrance of the research institute and was dumbfounded.