Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

"There are more and more unstable places."

Little Hades looked at the recent report with a headache.

First, the alienated space of Kabukicho, and then the elementary school that changes every moment when encountering magic... plus scattered streets leading to other worlds and so on.

"Wow, I would feel amazing that this island has survived until now."

"So you still haven't found out why?"

Yusuke Urameshi, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground on the other side of the video, asked while busy fiddling with things on the table.

"It's just not troublesome."

Speaking of this, Little Hades couldn't help being discouraged.

"It's not about the gate of the demon world, nor is it about the spirit world... Then why are there so many troubles in this world! I don't understand it at all."

Most of the great disturbances in the past can be traced, or there is a problem with the gate of the demon world between humans and demons.

Either there are prisoners in the spirit world who escaped with heavy treasures—or there are those guys who use the power of fire indiscriminately

All in all, there must be 'things happen for a reason'.No matter how troublesome it is, as long as the root cause can be found, a targeted solution can be found.

Instead of being like now, you can only follow behind in a daze, running around with a hammer and a stick.

"If this continues, I will dream of returning to Heianjing."

Thousands of years ago in Heian-kyo, the human world was not yet separated from everything else. Humans and weirdness coexisted. There was both the elegance of humans and the carnival of demons and ghosts.

It sounds a little bit mysterious and romantic, but if it really reappears—even if it’s just a little bit, it will be a catastrophic disaster.

"Anyway, I will continue to let people investigate everywhere in the Demon World, Kurama, have you found anything there?"

Yusuke Urameshi turned his attention to his former comrade-in-arms.

The young man who still looked like a red-haired human shook his head.

"No. The conjurers seem to be looking for the reason, that's why the 'super class' have been acting so frequently recently."

Instead of classifying by 'danger', reassign tasks by 'likelihood'.

For the work related to the sudden change, even if it is only in twos and threes, even ordinary people who are brave enough to solve the strange stories in the early stage will send special agents to investigate.

...It's also the reason why the white-haired special class is haunting so frequently.

"You can find out all this!?" Little Hades was also shocked.It is true that Zangma was placed in the Underworld Research Institute as the person in charge. Besides that he is the most adaptable to human beings among the powerful monsters, the most important reason is that he valued his intelligence gathering ability, but he did not expect him to inquire about it.

"How did you do it?" Xiao Yan Wang was very curious.

The red-haired young man unhurriedly spit out the signature four words: "Business secrets."

... Tsk.

"I will also look for opportunities to look at the users of the flames. Judging from the fact that they haven't added a lot of manpower in the past few years, it should have something to do with this matter... at least it has nothing to do with it directly."

"Then let's do it first."

Yusuke Urameshi clapped his hands, and focused on another issue he was very concerned about:

"By the way, Tibetan horse, I heard the little monsters say that you have someone lick your tail? Is it true or not, who can lick your tail? Quick...hey! Tibetan horse, don't hang up! Hey!"

However, what greeted his enthusiasm was only the merciless black screen of his comrades-in-arms.

"Tsk."

Had a bad sleep today.

First the body is very heavy, then very light.

It felt like I was going up and down in some kind of liquid that was going back and forth between gaining and losing weight, and finally fell through the air.

The sense of loss was still lingering in my heart until I opened my eyes.

I patted my chest and sat up on the bed, but the next second I realized something was wrong.

— This is not my room.

Hands with calluses and scars are not mine either.

Considering that I was still asleep earlier, this is probably a dream.

Soul transmigration is impossible, there was no car accident or sudden death, I didn't read novels before going to bed, and the game I played was also a cheating game starting with a certain F or G—in short, I didn't meet the screening criteria at all.

If the impossible results are ruled out, then it can only be a dream.

Once I accepted this fact, I not only adjusted well, I was just a little bit more eager to try.

It is said that dreams reflect people's real thoughts.

So what will appear in my dream?

Probably to respond to my thoughts, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside.

"Stinky bitches, where's the money! Don't think about taking tens of thousands of yen. If you don't play a few pachinkos, you'll be gone."

A short man rushed in and roughly flipped through the things at home.

"Don't tell me that you go out for more than ten hours every day and don't earn any money back. I didn't let you go out to waste time!"

While talking, he rummaged through all the things in the room that could be turned over.

"Is there still food? Didn't I say that Watanabe's family went to eat Kobe beef, so I want to eat it today?"

"Just because you're sick, is there a reason not to work? If you don't get up and cook Kobe beef, let's see how I deal with you. It seems that you don't know how to be good if you don't feel pain."

The string named 'sanity' broke with a snap.

The man continued to curse and shout, but he didn't notice that the woman on the bed didn't cry and beg for mercy as usual, asking him to give him a chance.

"I warn you, if you..."

"What are you warning me?" The shadow covered the man who squatted down and rummaged through boxes, but he didn't notice it, and just turned around impatiently like in the past. "Of course I let you..."

He didn't finish his sentence, and his eyes didn't even catch the trajectory of the thing that attacked him, when he was hit on the head by the old-fashioned heavy desk lamp and fell down.

"I think you should be more honest." I threw away the desk lamp that had been deformed by beating the man, and then found a rope to tie him up with the binding experience gained from moving and packing.

After hearing so much, I have somewhat understood the identity in this dream.

What a standard poor doormat, a man who works more than ten hours a day to make money to support his family, not to mention that the man in the family is still a waste who can beat people.

Although it is possible to have nightmares in dreams, horror is horror, so why bother people?

After tying up the man, I went to the bathroom to find a mirror.When I was in the corridor, I noticed that this is a standard Japanese-style one-family building.

The structure of the upper and lower floors, the space is not small, but the whole is very old - like a product of the last century.

There was a slight sound like a cat running past from the stairs, but I didn't pay attention, but went to the bathroom to see how I was now.

I looked in the mirror and looked at this 'person' who had the same appearance but was dressed completely differently from me. I couldn't figure out why I had such a personality.

...It was a dream anyway.

I pinched my fingers.

It doesn't matter if it's a little violent, right?

So I walked back to the room, looked at the man who was tied to the ground by me, and kicked him in the stomach with my toes.

The man's hands were tied from behind by me, and his legs were also tied up from the knees, so he could only lie on the ground like a bug.

"I'm too lazy to ask what's going on, let's start with the most urgent thing in front of us now."

"Don't pretend to be dead, I saw your eyelids moving."

I raised my head and said viciously.

"If you don't say anything else, I'll start with your fingers, chop them off one by one, and feed them to the dogs in front of you."

I am secretly happy.

I've always wanted to try this kind of villainous speech.But in the real world, the degree of shame is too high, I can't say it... Huh?Is this dream just to let me realize this wish?

I thought about it for two seconds, and felt that if it was for this purpose, it was not unacceptable for this bad dream.

I can forgive it for about two seconds, after all, the content of this dream is too bad.

It seems that it was prepared purely for disgusting people.

A man is also a bullying waste, he opened his eyes tremblingly when he heard what I said.

"What, what's going on?"

"I said this home." I sat on the edge of the bed and looked down at him. "How much did you cost me?"

"What do you mean spending your money?" Mentioning money, the man became excited again. "It's all mine! It should be!"

"Who earned that money?"

"I……"

I casually grabbed the tissue box from the bedside table and threw it towards his face. The wooden tissue box hit his forehead head-on, making a muffled sound.

"Whose money?"

"yours."

"Then how much did you spend on 'me' in total? Let's pay it off now."

"No, I don't remember."

I feel that I am in a particularly good mental state now, so following the memory in my mind, I opened the drawer and took out a pair of large scissors.

I cut the air twice, and nodded in satisfaction listening to the click of the scissors.

This crisp sound sounds like sharp scissors.

"If you don't remember, you can count it slowly, but I don't have much patience."

"I'll cut off a little of your body if you lose a cent. You can see how much you can be cut off."

Looking at the man's terrified eyes, I felt a little pleasure like a fascination.

It's no wonder that people are looking forward to the villain now, because the feeling of this villain is really... super cool!

The man's complexion was ashen, his body was shaking constantly, and the color of the cloth became darker.

But then he suddenly yelled as if something sounded: "You, you are not afraid of that bastard...Aren't you afraid that your son will lose his father!?"

"Hey, the old doesn't go and the new doesn't come. How hard it is to find a new dad."

I don't mind talking casually at all.

How good can a man who can call a child a 'bastard' off the top of his head treat his child?It would be better not to have such a domestic violence trash father on the stall.

"If one is not enough, you can find a few more to prepare. I will definitely let your son enjoy the real father's love. You can go there with peace of mind."

Perhaps because I realized that I was dreaming at this time, I immersed myself in the role of this 'villain' wholeheartedly.

"But now you should pay back the money first. After paying back the money, I will take the child to buy new clothes and eat delicious food - otherwise, I will have to let him come to your grave to put a chrysanthemum on this day next year to show my filial piety."

I opened the scissors, approached the man step by step under the unbelievably terrified eyes, and then stabbed down hard with the hand holding the scissors.

"Alas--"

Accompanied by the man's screams, I woke up from reality.

There is no trance feeling like waking up on weekdays, only a deep sense of loss and regret.

Even if it was later, it would have taught that dog a lesson in blood and tears.

what a shame.

With this pity, I sat down at my desk.

"Chuanping, let's go to the Tuanjian hot spring together next week."

As soon as I sat down, Quan Kai enthusiastically came over.

"I heard that it is a very famous internet celebrity hot spring recently."

"That's it." Because I was still lamenting that I couldn't teach someone a lesson in blood and tears in my dream, my answer seemed a bit perfunctory.

"Aren't you looking forward to it?" Quan Kai was surprised.

"Expectation is anticipation, but I had a strange dream last night and I still care about it." I rubbed my face.

"Huh? Chuanping, you are having strange dreams too."

and also?

Noticing the word, I looked at Inukai.

"Did you also dream about something strange?"

"Yeah, I dreamed that we pulled radishes at KTV last time. It's just that this time without Chuanping and Maojing, I didn't pull out radishes by myself for a long time." He said while recalling.

Ah...that thing.

I cover my face.

Drinking is really a mistake, and now it's a black history.

But I'm also curious about what's next.

"and then?"

"Then I really couldn't pull out the radish, so I tore down the billboard, took it outside, dug a hole and planted the radish."

He gestured happily, "I'm not bragging. I dug a hole very well. I dug a big hole and planted radishes in it. After the radishes take root, they can grow themselves!"

"It's just a pity that I woke up too early and didn't see the radish fucking me."

Seeing his triumphant look, he obviously felt that he had thought of a brilliant idea.

——Let me not remind him that radishes are not grown that way.

When I mentioned the dream, I realized that there were more than one or two people who had strange dreams.

My colleagues have more or less had strange dreams.

And the content of the dream is full of surprises from the sky to the earth. I was surprised by everyone's colorful dream world, and I have to feel that human imagination is really endless.

When everyone was chatting hotly, I saw Nanye Shuichi walking over, and I couldn't help asking him about this matter.

"Did you have a strange dream yesterday?"

Minano Hideichi thought for a while and then nodded. "There is one."

"What is it?"

"I dreamed of a black-haired boy who loves divination at crossroads."

"and then?"

"Then I helped him solve the problem, and he never had to go to divination again."

The author has something to say: Ma Youyou: I love killing ghosts in my dreams (?)

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感谢在2021-09-2618:03:57~2021-09-2717:59:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Yanhua;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yayue;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of taro ball bobo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard