Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

In fact, if it's just a simple urban legend, it's not enough for Gojo Satoru to make a move.

But since it was an invitation for himself, he naturally had no reason not to come.

Talking about strange stories, he thought of the gap girl he had met before.

Originally, I only wanted to see what she could do, so I restrained my breath, but thanks to her, I had a very pleasant evening.

Although Yuta's depressed and pitiful appearance is also very interesting, but the real source of happiness is that Kaidan is manipulated by humans and sent to the police station.

Although the real police do not have the direct power to exorcise demons, a place like the police station, which represents justice in the world, still naturally suppresses all evil things.

In terms of game terms, it probably means that you will enter an area with continuous blood loss debuff, and as long as you are there, you will continue to lose blood.

However, the Gap Girl would rather shed blood than continue to be with the 'good boy' Miss Hirakawa.

Should it be Miss Hirakawa who is powerful...

Gojo Satoru casually walked into a channel that had started to change.

Someone else is in charge of things like accounts, he just needs to pass the time before the 'invitation' arrives...huh?

"Oh, is this fate?"

Noticing the young woman squinting and walking into the realm of ghost stories, the man wearing the blindfold suddenly became interested.

So he followed and greeted generously:

"Ah, isn't this Ms. Chuanping? Why are you standing here in a daze?"

——Of course, he never expected that the other party would greet him with a mournful cry.

"Wow - why am I bald!" I looked at Teacher Wutiao's thick white broom head, and couldn't help feeling sad. "Still alopecia areata!"

It would look better if it was all gone, what would it look like if it was so bald with a few strands left?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Normally, I would never say such things to a stranger I just know in such a tense.

But at this moment, the impact of alopecia areata is too great, which makes my involuntary grief uncontrollable.

"No, your hair is well on your head."

Teacher Wutiao came over and patted me on the back kindly to comfort me, but I didn't believe it at all and continued to sob with tears.

"Obviously I saw it in the mirror just now!"

I also grabbed a lot of hair in my hand!

"Wow--"

"puff."

"Really." No matter how he looked at it, he pressed my shoulder as if he was holding back a smile, "Your hair is in its original place, so beautiful."

He held my shoulders and made me turn around, "If you don't believe me, look in the mirror again, isn't it good?"

I raised my head in grief and looked like a mirror, and faced myself reluctantly...Huh?

I look clean and normal in the mirror.

The hair is still thick.

I subconsciously raised my hand and grabbed it.

The pain from the scalp told me that I was not dreaming, and my hair was still growing on my scalp and not falling out.

I was stunned.

"Am I sleepwalking?"

"Probably just a prank."

"Aren't there many mirrors that can place advertisements on that display?"

The man still wearing the blindfold pointed to the mirror in front of me, "Isn't there nothing now, maybe I just wanted to scare you and impress you with the advertisement."

"Then the planning department of this company really picked a ghost." I choked up and wiped away my tears and cursed, "What's wrong with scaring office workers with hair loss? I curse his family's hair loss for life engraved in their DNA!"

Sure, wigs are okay, but what would a teenage girl like to wear with a bald head?

"That's right, hair loss for life." Wutiao teacher said and handed me a handkerchief, "I'm afraid now? What if the face in the mirror suddenly changes?"

"What's so scary about changing your face? If any beauty software doesn't have the effect of changing your face and head, you'd be ashamed to advertise it."

"I'm not afraid of turning ugly. I can still feed myself chicken soup and say, 'You look like a ghost and she has the courage to live. Why don't you work hard'."

Mirror:"……"

Teacher Wutiao: "..."

"Have you heard that, you are outdated, and if you don't keep up with the times, you will become a funny character."

"Who are you talking to?" I looked at Mr. Wutiao who spoke inexplicably, and followed his gaze...

I looked in the direction of his face, but only saw the big mirror that didn't fit in the dilapidated bathroom.

"Follow someone who robbed someone else's territory and thought he could be the king, but in the end he was treated as a clown because of Taicai."

Snatching the territory and being treated like a clown sounds really stupid.But I don't think one should be too mean, so I couldn't help but add a sentence.

"It's not easy to be a clown, and it's hard to make people laugh in modern society." I thought of the totally unfunny jokes I saw on the push before.

Honestly all I could see was embarrassment.

The man with a good heart nodded kindly: "Well, I shouldn't laugh at its heart that wants to make people laugh."

"No, it should be said that I have an encouraging attitude, and I must cheer it up next time."

Mirror:"……"

Click.

I turned my head following the sound, and saw that the mirror was split from the middle, and there was another big crack like someone had split it.

I don't know if it's my illusion, but when the mirror cracked, the lights in the bathroom seemed to be brighter.

"It's not because I broke it." I twitched the corner of my mouth, feeling that I broke a little too much today.

"Of course not, it must be of poor quality."

Mr. Gojo pushed me out of the bathroom while talking.

"Can't you just stand at the door of the bathroom and talk?"

This is true.

"Have you been drinking?" he asked suddenly.

"Well, I drank a few glasses... Ah, do I smell of alcohol?" I raised my arm subconsciously and smelled it.

"No, I just think it's quite cute." As expected of a good person, Mr. Wutiao spoke so politely at this time.

"You're also handsome today." We boasted to each other commercially.

I don't know if it's because it's night, but I always feel that the KTV is more uncomfortable, especially the lights are on and off, which makes people's eyes hurt and upset.

"Anyway, it's a KTV in Kabukicho, so why not decorate it properly?"

I can't help complaining.

"If someone makes trouble, there is no way. Compared with that, do you think there is someone over there?"

"Someone is not normal... ah."

I just wanted to say that it is not normal for people to be in KTV, but I saw a few people in the direction he was pointing at. To be precise, two of my colleagues were surrounding a half-prone person.

"What are you doing, why are you not in the room?"

Inukai: "There is a problem with the song ordering screen. It always plays the effect of that long-haired woman. I don't know which MV it is or what."

Maojing: "We rang the call bell but no one answered, so we wanted to go out and ask the waiter to find out what was going on, but we saw this woman was stuck on the screen."

The screen they are talking about is the kind of vertical electronic screen that is often placed on the wall or at the end of the corridor in shopping malls KTV to display advertisements.

In normal times, I would definitely retort rationally, 'Why would someone be stuck in the electronic screen'.

But now under the influence of alcohol, not only did I not find it strange, but I also became anxious with them.

"That won't work, you have to drag him out."

"That's right, we just want to drag you out." Inukai nodded while persuading the stuck long-haired woman, "Don't be afraid, we'll drag you out right away."

"Who is so vicious to get people stuck in the electronic screen."

"It's too much." I echoed, and at the same time looked at the woman whose breasts were stuck in the electronic screen, "Isn't it uncomfortable for you to wear your hair like this? How about I comb it for you first."

I felt uncomfortable looking at her disheveled hair like dried seaweed, and wanted to help her take care of it.

However, I just touched her hair, and she avoided it with a strong attitude.

I don't know how she managed to dodge such a large amount in such a half-prone position.

"Hey, don't move around, we have to pull you out."

"Maojing, let's work hard together, come on!" Quan Kai said and shouted, "One, two, work hard!"

I stood by and wanted to help, but the two of them had already pulled an arm. I couldn't go up and pull people's heads like carrots, so I had to step back a little to make room for them.

But at the same time I had a flash of inspiration.

"I can't pull my neck, but I can help from behind. I just need to remove the screen."

I did as soon as I thought of it, and I turned my dizzy head to find something convenient.

He scanned left and right for a long time, and finally stopped on the fire extinguisher in the corner.If there is this, it should be able to achieve the goal.

"Want to take this?"

Mr. Wutiao had already put the fire extinguisher in his hand at some point. The heavy fire extinguisher seemed to me to be like a plastic toy with little weight in his hand. I nodded and he handed it over.

"Thank you."

I picked up the heavy fire extinguisher and stood in front of the electronic screen again, looking around to find a suitable place to do it——

Anyway, I have to pay for everything today, so it is not a problem to pay for an extra electronic screen.

It's a big deal to find another part-time job on weekends.

Just be careful not to hurt anyone.

I thought.

Smashing it crookedly will not only fail to help, but may also cause injury.

"You two go away first, I smashed the electronic screen and it will be easier to pull her out later."

Can not be accidentally injured.

Mojing and Inukai obediently let go of the woman's pale hand and took a few steps away.

Everything is ready, but I don't know why Wutiao teacher half-turned his head and shrugged his shoulders as if he was holding back a smile.

But now is not the time to worry about him, I have chosen the position and angle, spread my feet to stabilize the lower plate, and raised the fire extinguisher in my hand high.

I was still comforting: "Don't be afraid, we will help you out right away."

However, she was not only useless to be comforted by me.

Instead, his whole body stiffened, and he screamed as if he was bouncing:

"Do not--"