Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

later?What's behind?

I turned my head subconsciously, only to see the beautiful red hair floating up and the pleasing and beautiful face of the red-haired owner stopped very close to me.

I tilted my head slightly.

"you're back."

"Yeah." He patted his clothes with his free hand, then glanced at the dog who had flung himself halfway there and the cat well who was so frightened that its fur was about to explode, his beautiful eyes rolled around, and finally turned his gaze again It fell back on me.

"You're not hurt?" he asked.

"No, why... ah."

It was at this time that I noticed that he was holding the little man just now in his hand.

I don't know how he did it, the little man lay there as if unconscious, being dragged by him like a pendant.Or like a... oversized rag?

My gaze catches something falling next to him.

An opened pocket knife was lying there quietly. If Nanye hadn't come back in time and solved the crisis beautifully, maybe now is the time for me to lie on the ground and watch Santuchuan.

I still underestimate these people.

"Chuanping! Are you okay!"

It was only then that Maojing and Inukai rushed over as if they had been petrified.Worrying around me nervously.

Like some kind of small animal.

The longer I stay, the more I feel that my colleagues are like small animals that have just met strangers, full of vigilance and not letting people approach...

Although this is a bad incident, we should be able to get a little more familiar with it after this.

I thought about it while reassuring them in turn.

than this.Japan is really a place that is more prone to danger than imagined.

I pressed hard on my hand that was trembling slightly because of my fear.

...you still have to get used to it as soon as possible.

But compared to this, what I am more curious about now is how Minano did it.

My gaze returned to the little man he had dragged over like a rag.

No obvious trauma can be seen, and it doesn't look like being tied up. It feels more like being drugged and unable to move?Considering that the action time is only such a short moment.

Isn't this the strongest self-defense weapon! ?

Thinking of this, I immediately looked at my dear colleague with starry eyes: "Nanye..."

"Business secrets." As if he knew what I was thinking, he said ahead of time.

I:"……"

Alright, good-looking people really should have more defenses.

Especially in the magical country of Japan.

I didn't intend to spy on the other party's secret formula, but...

"That, can I buy it?"

"Ok?"

"I'm talking about your business secrets... Ah, I didn't mean to pry into your secret recipe, that is, can I buy the finished product? I want to buy it for my sister."

This efficiency is much higher than what anti-wolf spray and the like!

The boy who finally stopped holding the pacifier: "Then how can..."

"It's not impossible." He looked thoughtful, "But we have to wait, not yet."

"I understand, I understand." Now I have to apply for a patent or something, which is understandable.

"You must be the first to notify me when it's ready." I urged.

"No problem." Nanye Shuichi agreed happily.

"That's good... Well, I met a girl wearing a mask after someone scratched her face on the street, and I don't know how she is... I wonder if I can ask the police about the situation." It was because of her I was too nervous and repelled so I didn't follow.

"Is it the kind with a scratched mouth?" the pacifier boy asked.

"Yes."

"Standing on a street corner in a coat?"

"Have you seen her?" I turned my head immediately.

"Yes, I've heard of it... so you took her to the police station?"

"Well, took her to the police."

I don't know if it was my illusion, but there was a strange expression on the face of the pacifier boy who hesitated to speak.

"I don't think that kind of trash can go unpunished." I rubbed my forehead, "Even if there is a slight possibility, I shudder at the thought of Lixiang facing such danger."

"When I think about it, I feel like I can't do something...although I can't really do much."

I can neither change the established fact, nor can I avenge him like a superhero.

"It's already amazing." Unexpectedly, Maojing was the first one to come forward to explain me.He also said the same thing as Gojo Satoru before.

"It's better than doing nothing..." She looked at me with glowing eyes.

"Yeah, it's pretty amazing to be able to do this in humans."

The pacifier boy seemed to have thought of something, and he said a few words of comfort.

"Speaking of your kick..." When he was speaking, his eyes fell on the classic yellow hair who hadn't gotten up yet.

"Very proficient." That was not a random kick. With the skill of that kick, if you didn't pay attention in advance, you might get hit if you were not careful.

"Ah, that." I understood what he was talking about, "This is professionally practiced."

"Can you still practice this?"

"Yeah, this is a killer blow tailor-made for me by my friends in the club when I was a student."

I would like to call it 'the most powerful fantasy upgrade cut off sons and grandchildren kick' (limited edition of Lihai Tennis Club).

"Are you still studying this?" He looked a little incredulous.

"It's not a special study. It was during that time that there were perverts who harassed girls, so I studied it in a targeted surprise. In order to be able to hit accurately in any situation, I kicked it tens of thousands of times."

"How many times?"

"That's right, after all, it's not about kicking wooden stakes. In order to deal with various possibilities, it's impossible to rely on imagination to exert power, store power, and judge the position. You can only kick it one after another."

Thinking of the days when I couldn’t even lift my legs, I was filled with emotion, “Liu also analyzed the different points of emphasis between the instep hit and the heel hit, and how to keep myself from losing balance while ensuring the hit, etc. .”

I think back to Liu who analyzed the data and the angle of effort for me with a straight face, and always had a calm face like a low pressure.

But Vice Minister Sanada, who took the trouble to teach me various angles and different points of force for the left and right legs, I couldn't help laughing.

To be honest, when I read the manga, I think this is a method that a healthy person can do well, but when it is changed to practicing by myself, I realize how difficult it is to "kill with one blow".

I'm not an athletic genius either, all I can do is practice over and over again.

"At that time, there were strange stories about hitting in the reserve room in the tennis club. They all said that there would be a sound of hitting in the reserve room at the time of a magic encounter. It must have come from a senior who died in a car accident before participating in the national competition. The soul came back to practice or something."

It was obviously because I was practicing—the minister was worried that I would be hit by the ball while practicing on the side of the court, so he let me use the preparation room.

"So there's no such thing?"

"Of course not. No one in the Lihai Tennis Club died in a car accident."

I immediately vetoed it, "So let's just listen to such supernatural things, it's really stupid."

"I really want to thank Minister Yukimura for his proposal at that time."

Little Hades was in a complicated mood, he didn't know whether he should feel that the human who proposed this matter was considerate or scary.But then again.

"Shouldn't the boys escort you at this time?"

"It was given by someone from the same club, but Minister Yukimura said that no one knows when the accident will come. Only with self-protection ability can we better deal with danger."

Thank you, Minister Yukimura!

"Correct judgment." Nanye also voted in favor. "One should indeed have the ability to save one's life."

"Speaking of which, how are these people going to deal with it?"

He lifted the rag in his hand... No, the short man, he brought the topic back on track.

only……

I met his gaze and drew a big question mark in my head.

Look at what I am doing, the one being persecuted is Maojing.

So I looked at the cat well.

"What's the matter?" Maojing noticed my gaze and looked at me very obediently.

"What do you think of these people?"

Maojing tilted his head blankly at first, then showed a startled and confused expression: "I, what do I think?"

I'm also confused: "Yeah, you're the one being bullied, so how are you going to deal with them?"

The bewilderment on Maojing's face was even worse, as if she was wary of something, her eyes turned around on me, Nanye Shuichi, and the boy with the pacifier.

The pacifier boy said, "You can speak as much as you want."

"Is that so?" Mojing said, turning his gaze to me again. "Then, then I want Chuanping to help me decide."

He also revealed a little complacency during the speech, as if he said "I'm really smart".

Isn't this girl too honest?It was obviously a good opportunity for revenge and hatred to play freely, why did she let it go?Still acting like I took advantage of it?

Minano Hideichi looked at me kindly: "Then what do you think?"

"Of course I want to say to treat the person in the same way." I looked at the three people arranged high and low, and the only woman who was still awake finished the second half of the sentence in horror: "It's just this way." It’s hard to say when the police are here.”

This is the dilemma of good people.

Always keep in mind the words of obeying the law.

I could feel the woman visibly relieved.

He seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

I pondered for two seconds, and gestured in front of my neck: "Or..."

"That's not impossible."

The pacifier boy's eyes widened: "Wait, wait a minute. You..."

But only halfway through the words, he turned his back as if remembering something, and muttered:

"I didn't see it anyway, um, I didn't see it."

If it really is Cangma who makes a move, he, he has nothing to do, right?

I sighed: "It would be great if there were truth potions from Harry Potter or the Cruciatus Eviscerate Curse in reality. This will not only make them fall under the law, but also let them taste the pain of being bullied."

"It's a good idea." The red-haired youth said and squatted down.

"How easy is it to die?" While speaking, he patted the fashionable woman's shoulder, and the tiny red seeds sank into her body like this. Then, with a wave of his hand, two more seeds were planted into the bodies of the other two. "I hope you can live on for a long time."

Together with a nightmare from which you will never wake up.

I didn't see what Nanye did, he stood up in the blink of an eye.

It's just that I couldn't get angry when I saw the woman who was obviously unrepentant, so I said harshly: "If I see you threatening my colleagues again, you will die, understand?"

I run my thumb across the front of the neck quickly.

Maojing suddenly laughed out loud, this was the first time I saw her laughing like this.

"You should also pay attention, remember to resist next time... Forget it, you should avoid them first."

I looked at the skinny little Maojing and felt a little worried. I thought she might not be able to beat the three of them by herself, and it would be bad if she got hurt again.

It’s not always such a coincidence that I or Minano Shuichi will be there to help, “Or bring some anti-wolf spray or something.”

"Uh-huh."

Nekoi continued to look at me with bright eyes, and then he leaned towards me: "Kiss Kawahira! That's amazing!"

"Nothing..."

"No! It's very, very amazing!" The dog feed who had been quietly and quietly said suddenly: "Can you be my master!"

I froze as if the pause button had been pressed.

What kind of wolf word is this?

Probably noticing that he had chosen a wrong word, Quan Kai scratched the back of his head and changed the wording again.

"That's not... I mean, can I be your dog?"

I:"??"

Is this something that should be on an all ages channel?