Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

In the following time, the world was very peaceful.Because it was so peaceful, it even once made me suspect that my previous bizarre experiences were actually just a long and bizarre dream.

But at the end of autumn and winter, my colleagues knocked me back to reality.

Because it's the first year with them as colleagues, so I don't know that these lovely colleagues of mine, in this season...

It will change hair.

Although it is a youkai, it is still influenced by the main body (or should I say the prototype?) to a certain extent.

For example, Mr. Kumamoto hibernates in winter.

Of course, he won't really hibernate throughout the winter like a bear, but his overall mental state will deteriorate in winter, and he will sleep for a few days to relax when necessary.And dogs can't eat chocolate.

Although it will not die like a real dog hook, it will also be seriously ill.

I'm so sorry for offering you chocolate without knowing.

And other than that, the most common one is...molting.

Those who didn't know thought it was spring and saw catkins all over the ground.

This is not just our department, but the entire institute.

The reason is still...

"The weaker the monster, the more affected it is by the prototype." Maojing explained softly.

"Conversely, the more powerful the monster, the less affected it is - of course that's what it says, but we don't know the actual situation."

"After all, we rarely have the chance to see big monsters, let alone see their real bodies."

Although the current demon world is a little more peaceful, the basic principle is that the weak eat the strong.

The little monsters either stayed far away, or simply belonged to a certain big monster, so it was almost impossible to see other big monsters.

When you see it, it can basically be equivalent to saying that you are not far from death, so you can verify the truth even more.

"And most of the people who work here in the research institute are peaceful little monsters, so there will be such a situation..."

While speaking, Maojing couldn't help but raised his hand and scratched the position behind his ear.

Like other fur-bearing monsters, Nekoi will molt.

Seeing that she kept scratching and scratching twice but didn't feel comfortable, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took out the comb:

"How about I comb it for you?"

"Is it really possible?" Maojing's eyes rounded in surprise.Seeing me nodding, she immediately resumed her monster appearance and sat in front of me without delay.

The tail flicks from left to right, and then back from the right.It's like urging me to 'hurry up, hurry up'.

I looked at her hairy head, closed my eyes and combed it down.

— Think of it as combing a cat.

In addition to being a little bigger, the overall shape is a little human-like.

After a few strokes, Maojing showed a relaxed expression, and the whole person (the cat) also became lazy and relaxed.

When I combed the hair on my head, I even rubbed it up slightly, as if I was reluctant to leave.

Is it okay to lick a big cat?

With my movements, the hair that had fallen out of her body was also smoothed down.After a while, a hairy mountain was piled up around me.

In fact, there are many special combs for grooming pets, such as the number of teeth, needle combs and silicone combs for removing floating hair.

But maybe it's the monster's reason, the cat well's shedding hair can be brought down with just a comb of mine.

Of course, it is definitely not as clean as a professional comb.But for Maojing, who is experiencing this kind of service for the first time, it is already a paradise-like enjoyment.

She almost wanted to turn over and lie on her back to expose her belly.

Fortunately, one second before she acted, she finally realized that she was a 'monster who was learning how to be a human' instead of a real cat.

After combing Maojing during my lunch break, I stopped.

"That should be fine."

Maojing shook the fur on his body, his face refreshed.

"It's never been so easy!"

"Then..."

Before I could finish speaking, I was enveloped in a shadow.

After a closer look, they were all my colleagues.

"That, Chuanping..."

Dog breeds that are closer to me were pushed out.He looked at me eagerly, and said flatteringly:

"Well, Chuanping, are you hungry? Are you tired?"

"What's the matter?"

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

"It's just... if you're not so tired, can we also... please?"

Before he finished speaking, the people behind him nodded violently.I was afraid that if I was too slow, I would miss it.

Some even brought their own combs.

"That comb is a bit small, use mine! It's great!"

I looked at the 'comb' that was obviously not for human use, and covered my forehead.

"Okay, come one by one."

Masturbating one is masturbating, and masturbating a group is also masturbating.

Just do it!

So when Minano Hideichi came back from a meeting, what he saw was an empty office.

But the lounge next to it was still overcrowded even at this hour.As soon as he walked to the door, he saw a frightening scene of a group of demons who showed their prototypes surrounding a person.

"What are you doing?"

Of course he knew that it wasn't that these monsters were going to eat Chuanping, but a group of monsters surrounded a human being.No matter how you look at it, it's strange.

"Ah, Nanye."

I stuck my head out of the pile of hair.

"As you can see, I'm grooming them."

"Grooming?"

"That's right, won't the fur change in this season?" I flicked the comb in my hand.

This is the fourth comb I have changed, and someone went to the pet store to buy it specially for grooming animals.

In order to enjoy, these monsters also worked very hard.

"If you comb it like this, it won't fall all over the place. They can also relax."

The colleagues on the side also nodded their heads, obviously unable to agree.

Where did they enjoy this? It is already difficult to live a life of fear just by trying to disguise themselves as human beings.

Not to mention revealing the prototype, even instinctive actions must be restrained and restrained, for fear of being suspected or bullied by others.

The enjoyment of revealing an archetype like this...

It was only experienced in a dream.

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The red-haired youth sighed.

It's rare to have such an opportunity, and he doesn't want to spoil their fun, but.

"It's already working time, and...Mayou, your hands have already started shaking."

In all fairness, grooming certainly cannot be said to be heavy physical labor.But that's just for cats and dogs as pets, not for these monsters who are as tall as one person or even as tall as two people.

Enlarging the body size to this extent is undoubtedly heavy physical labor.

"This, is that so..."

The monsters immediately tensed up.

Although they wanted to enjoy it, they couldn't tire Miss Chuanping.

See how their ears and tails are drooping in frustration.I sigh.

"Well, let's take the number. I will help you comb every day during lunch break."

"Really!?" Hearing these words, their drooping tails and ears all stiffened again.

Just a day or two, I can afford to wait!

On the other hand, Ms. Chuanping is so nice, they will always like Ms. Chuanping!

As a result, the activities in the lounge changed from grooming to queuing registration.

Some people even went to get the use registration book of the laboratory for registration, so as to prevent people from forging number plates and jumping in the queue.

I showed a speechless expression.

I don't usually see you being so clever.

"It's too late to regret it now."

Maybe because he noticed my strange expression, Minano whispered in my ear.

"No, it's just... I didn't expect this to happen."

Should I say surprise or unexpected.

"I didn't expect monsters to have such a side?"

"Half and half, or should I say, I didn't expect to get along with them in this way?"

Although the relationship with colleagues in the same department has always been good, in fact, everyone is still clearly divided into two groups of 'humans' and 'monsters'.

I treat them in a human way, and they also try their best to maintain their human appearance to welcome me.

Not like this.Everyone is as they are, without so many worries, just helping each other as good colleagues.

Hmm... Although this situation of helping each other is a bit special, it's also a bit tiring.

But in all fairness, I'm pretty happy.

"Then do what you want."

Minano raised his hand and touched my head.

So in the next week, my work content shifted to combing...

No, to solve the ubiquitous hair problem of the unit.

(Not only are wages paid as usual, but one more comb is considered overtime!)

So while I was eating snacks and drinks from my colleagues, I vigorously combed all the furry colleagues.

I have reaped benefits, my colleagues have reaped happiness, and the unit is no longer troubled by hair all over the floor.Three birds with one stone, perfect.

When it finally came to an end, I was even a little bit reluctant.

"I always think that if I open a monster beauty salon, it will be very popular."

During the lunch break, I couldn't help talking about my whimsical ideas to Nanye.

After grooming, you can also sell special hair care products and grooming services, and reproduce the package of the pet beauty salon.

I'm such a business genius.

"It's better not to. Not all monsters are as peaceful as they are."

Nanye Xiuyi felt that the result was not optimistic.

The vast majority of monsters are still fierce and hard to change, otherwise they would not have specially established a safety pilot like the Underworld Research Institute to test whether humans and monsters can coexist.

"I know, so just thinking about it."

Business is always not so easy to do. No one has done it for so long. Apart from the fact that ordinary people can't find business opportunities, most of them refuse to take risks because those who find them think it's too dangerous.

Ordinary people in business can still call the police when they encounter bad customers, but they do business with demons.

"But you can drive it if you really want to. You can drive it in the research institute." The monsters here are only left after going through multiple tests to confirm that they are basically harmless. The safety is guaranteed to the greatest extent. The security force itself is not bad, and it can respond in time if something happens.

It can also be used as a company benefit.

After all, they usually work very hard.

The more Minano Hideichi thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea.

So he said: "If you have an idea, I can apply for it today."

——But it's really just a random thought on my part.

I quickly shook my head.

The service industry is difficult to do for a long time, I'd better use knowledge to change my destiny.

But I thought about the happiness of the past few days, and added with a light cough:

"But it's okay to do it like this once a year."

Think about the various snacks and small things you have received recently, as well as the overtime pay you have received...

I feel like I can really.

It can even be once in the first half of the year and the second half of the year.

"You'd better eat."

Minano poked a piece of apple and stuffed it into my mouth.

I:?

Ah, this apple is delicious.

This year's winter is extremely cold, not only cold, but also several heavy snowstorms in a row.

——I heard that it seems to be related to the Yuki who woke up from a hundred years of sleep, but I haven't seen that Yuki.

Even when I knew about it, it was already near the end.But from people who know the details, I know that because of this incident, the magic world and the demon world have been torn apart.

"You don't know how ugly that guy's face was when he saw Kurama." Teacher Gojo gloated and gestured.

"Those rotten oranges, who doesn't have something in their hearts? When they meet..." The person who just happened to have the ability to make them spit out all of them, the expression on his face was really wonderful.

Gojo Wujo was still thinking about it.

It would be nice to see them perform again sometime.

I wanted to ask more, but Nanye came back too early.

I also asked him later, but he just smiled and said nothing.

Then I was dazzled by the beauty and forgot about it.

Therefore, what Nan Ye did in the "Yue Nv Incident" is still a mystery.

In short, the Xuenv incident passed without any risk.

The good news is that it was dealt with in a timely manner, except for a few big snowstorms.

The bad news is that because of the cold, traffic is hampered, and things like getting out to work have become especially painful.

And for my colleagues, it is even more tormenting-I can pick up a colleague who can't bear it and hibernates on the spot almost every day on the way from the station to the research institute.

Especially Mr. Kumamoto who had been sitting and sleeping in the corner for an unknown amount of time.

I almost thought someone built a snowman over there, all that was left was a carrot nose and a mouth and eyes.

Fortunately, I saw the slanted briefcase next to him, and then I noticed that there was really a living person inside this 'snowman'.

When I got home from get off work, I suddenly received a notice from the block.

To commemorate the 50-year blizzard, Namorimachi decided to hold a snowman contest.

And there are rich prizes prepared for the top three, and in addition to the top three, there are ten people who can get shopping coupons from the shopping street as a consolation prize.

Whether it's the top three prizes or the shopping coupons for the consolation prize, they are all good things.So after much consideration, I decided to join.

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you win an award or not, what matters is participation."

Under Lixiang's disgusted eyes, I tried my best to defend myself.

"After all, we only moved here this year, so we have to live in harmony with our neighbors, right?"

——It’s just that the Snowman Contest couldn’t end smoothly after all.

It is said that because there were too many people gathered together, the big demon king of Nishimachi was attracted, and he KO'd the people and the snowman together.The snowman is gone, so naturally there is no 321.

Because I overslept and went late, I escaped unharmed.

Bingmori Town is really a place full of stories.

Then, winter goes to spring and everything comes back to life.

Delicate pink petals cover the branches again.

After experiencing various incidents and accidents, my entry time in the institute has also been completed for one year.

As for Lixiang, she was promoted to Bingsheng Middle School safely, and is about to start the next stage of her study journey.

In order to celebrate my full year of employment and Lixiang's enrollment, we made time to eat barbecue together.

It's still the familiar Mr. Sawada's house, and it's still the familiar backyard barbecue configuration.

Before the meat was put on the grill, I took a special look at the direction of the wall.

"what happened?"

"I want to see if another boy with horns crawled out."

Thinking of the accident last year that could be called the beginning of a nightmare, I still have lingering fears.

That kind of experience, once in a lifetime is enough.

It wasn't until the meat was grilled that Mr. Sawada called us to eat meat, and I breathed a sigh of relief and looked away.

Everything is calm, really gratifying, gratifying to congratulate.

The grilled meat is delicious, the grilled seafood is also delicious, and the grilled vegetables are also very delicious when they are stained with the fat of the meat.

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After eating and drinking, I sat on the verandah floor and fell asleep.

The warm wind is floating slightly, and there are all familiar relatives and friends around me. This year will definitely...

Before the thoughts floating in my mind had finished running, I heard a familiar noise.

"Look at Lord Lanbo's latest rocket launcher!"

"Get out of the way!!"

The hazy thoughts ended in my mind.

It must be very peaceful and happy... what a ghost!