Battle of the Queen

The two drove the cloud all the way, the speed was much faster, and they arrived at the gate of Juxian Temple in a short while.

When they came, the two had already discussed the countermeasures and decided to divide the work and cooperate.

"I'll lure that Taoist priest away later, and you'll fetch water with the bucket, remember?"

Drifting looked serious, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Eldest brother is very reasonable."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Did you say anything just now?

The gate of Juxian Temple was closed tightly, Wukong went up and kicked the door open, shouting: "Yaodao, your grandpa is here, hurry up and go out to greet him!"

Immortal Ruyi heard the movement in the house, and raised Ruyi hook with an angry face, "Sun Wukong! I just wanted to let you go, but now you are looking for death again, so I will help you!"

Both of them were full of anger, hitting from the yard to the house, from the house to the roof, and then from the roof to the backyard...

True Immortal Ruyi pushed Wukong to the corner, and the Ruyi hook pressed tightly on the golden cudgel. As long as Wukong relaxed a little, the hook could instantly split him in half.

Wukong resisted his hook firmly. Although the Ruyi Immortal looked thin, he was very strong. At this time, the veins on his forehead burst out, which showed the fierce force.

Wukong was also quite thin, and his body was tightly blocked by him. When he was gnashing his teeth, there was a "bump", and the head of Immortal Ruyi shook his head, rolled his eyes, and fell down limply.

Once the pressure on his body was released, Wukong was able to stand up. It turned out that Drifting gave his hand, and when the two of them were not paying attention, he gave Zhenxian Ruyi a blow in the head...

Drifting works in the Heavenly Court as a curtain rolling general. As the name suggests, he rolls the curtains for the Queen Mother. After a long time, his muscles are trained and his strength is naturally great.

Wukong saw that True Immortal Ruyi's head was broken, and the blood was left all over the ground, so he probably couldn't get up...

Drifting stepped forward to help him up, "Brother! How are you?"

Wukong patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm fine~~"

But Drifting still looked at him with wistful eyes, as if asking for praise, so Wukong gave him a "nice job" look.

The two brothers and sisters did not dare to delay any longer, they hurriedly fetched half a bucket of spring water up with a bucket, and rushed back with them.

When Drifting came out, he looked at the black gate and asked viciously, "Do you want to set fire to this place?"

Wukong gave him a strange look, "How did you learn Bajie's tricks, burn or kill, and the monks are merciful, and the Taoist priest has already been beaten to death by you, and he probably won't do evil anymore, besides, someone If you still want to get this spring water, if you burn this place, where will others get water?"

Drifting was right after thinking about it, so he gave up the idea of ​​setting fire to burn it all.

The two returned to the city on this cloud, and rushed all the way to the posthouse...

Bajie's wailing and the woman's comforting or bewildered voice were heard outside the door, but Tang Seng didn't hear any of it.

Wukong flickered, and stepped in a few steps, "Master, I've brought back the water from the Embryo Spring!"

…….no respond……….

Bajie screamed in pain, and when he heard Wukong's voice, he almost jumped up, but his stomach hurt and he couldn't do such a difficult move, "Brother Monkey~ Brother Monkey~ Good brother, give me a drink of water~~~Old I can't stand pigs~~~~"

Seeing that he was standing tall by himself, Wukong seemed to be about to give birth, so he quickly asked Drifting to fetch him a bowl of water.

Bajie took the gulp and drank it down.......

Wukong looked at Tang Seng, motionless, in a posture of face down and body upside down, but he only moved slightly when he heard Wukong's voice.

Seeing that he was still reacting, Wukong felt relieved, filled a tea bowl with half of it, and gently helped him up, "Master, drink some water, it will be fine."

Tang Seng opened his mouth wide and drank half a bowl of water with difficulty with his help.

After a while, the stomachs of the two were still very high, and there was no reaction...

Bajie began to howl again: "Good brother, why is there no movement here?! Oh, bring me the whole bucket, maybe I'll drink it~~~~"

The post minister hurriedly stopped him: "No, no, no! Only half a bowl of fetal spring water can relieve fetal gas. If you drink such a bucket, I am afraid that the intestines and stomachs of the elder pig will be completely melted. It will take effect, don't worry~~~~"

After about a meal, the master and the apprentice suddenly felt extremely cramped in their stomachs, and there was a constant gurgling sound.

Bajie couldn't bear it at first, screaming to untie his hands, frantically trying to untie his pants, all the women present covered their eyes. (Note 1)

Wukong slapped him across the face, "You skinless and shameless idiot! The latrine is over there, hurry up!"

After pointing him in the direction, Wukong saw that Tang Seng was also holding his stomach and felt uncomfortable, so he asked, "Master, do you want to relieve yourself?"

Tang Seng blushed and nodded, afraid that he would not be able to hold back his mouth once he opened his mouth...

Wukong suppressed a smile: "Then let's go with Bajie~~"

Tang Seng held onto the wall with his legs crossed in a strange posture to catch up with Bajie, and Wukong called him from behind: "Master, be careful, don't go into the wind, if the wind blows for a while, you will suffer from postpartum illness! "(Note 2)

Tang Seng staggered and was very embarrassed, so he nodded indiscriminately.

So the master and apprentice went to the toilet...

After having a good time, the two came out with each other's support, and the post minister ordered the maid, "Hurry up and get some white porridge to make up for the two of you."

Bajie said: "Old pig, my body is strong, so I don't need to mend it, just ask them to boil some hot water to take a bath for me, and then I can eat porridge~~~"

Drifting said: "Second senior brother, absolutely not, confinement people will get sick when taking a bath!"

Bajie scolded: "Okay you sand monk! What kind of confinement is this old pig! It's just a miscarriage anyway, I'm afraid of a bird! Wash it clean, the master wants to wash it too, if you don't believe me, ask him!"

Drifting looked at Tang Seng, Tang Seng nodded.

Drifting was silent for a moment, "Second senior brother also has some truths."

.........

The post minister asked someone to get some hot water to bathe the two masters and apprentices, and passed on good food for the four of them to eat.

Tang Seng had a poor appetite, so he put down his chopsticks after eating two bowls of porridge.

Bajie ate more than ten bowls of porridge in a row, and asked for more.

Wukong laughed at him: "Idiot, eat less! Your stomach just went away, do you want another one now?"

Bajie didn't care, "It's okay, it's okay, my old pig is not the purpose, I'm afraid he will do something!"

After a torrential meal, I had a hearty meal.....

Tang Seng originally wanted to set off as soon as possible, but his body was weak after giving birth, so he couldn't go now, so the four masters and apprentices decided to spend a few days in Xiliang before going west.

The post minister passed the news to Ming Yi as a joke, but Ming Yi couldn't laugh...

This Tang Monk is simply a ticking time bomb!

I don't know when it will explode, just wait for the opportunity!

The scorpion spirit must have arrived, and must be looking for an opportunity to make a move!Mingyi thinks her main purpose is Tang Seng, as long as it doesn't affect herself and the people around her, then Tang Seng can do whatever she wants, anyway, she won't die!

Mingyi warned herself that she must never get close to Tang Seng, to minimize the chances of contact and avoid trouble.

But she never thought that if she didn't go looking for trouble, trouble would come to her by herself...

The matter still happened to a person like Xie Zhijing, Mingyi thought this person was strange from the very beginning, and his mind was a little abnormal.

Think about it, a normal person, who can put on a big face and smile at people, still look good about himself, and seduce himself!

It's hard to even think about it in modern times!

It turned out that such a person made Mingyi feel very complicated, causing Mingyi a lot of trouble......

If you want to ask what this troublesome thing is, let's see next time. .

The author has something to say: (Note 1) (Note 2) are all adapted from the original work

The plot is too much, it will be the story of the protagonists soon~~~~

I didn't pay attention when I divided it. This chapter has few words, sorry (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～