Battle of the Queen

It is said that Wukong stopped suddenly while driving on the cloud, why do you think it is?Is he thirsty and wants to drink water, or is he anxious to relieve himself?Or is this monkey's bad nature suddenly reappearing, and he wants to have fun first, regardless of his master and younger brother?

In fact, it was not. The reason why he stopped was because of a very serious problem. He didn't know where Xieyang Mountain was at all...

It's really human, no monkey, it's unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth!

One must know that a somersault is thousands of miles away, he just turned a few times...  

So now I don't know where to go...

If I had known earlier, I might as well walk, Wukong thought.

No way, what can I do if I can't find it?Do you want to go back the same way?

No, that would be too embarrassing. First of all, I boasted so much when I came here, but now I go back empty-handed, so it’s hard to explain. I can’t lose face in front of a group of girls, I am the Monkey King!

Secondly, my master's sweaty and painful expression is really worrying. If he doesn't get the birth spring water, the master may not be saved.

After some ideological struggle, Wukong decided to find it by himself!

How to find it by yourself, this is a hard job, although the Monkey King has something to do with strength, but if you walk in the mountains for a long time, the monkey will get dizzy...

It seems that I can't rely on myself anymore, so I can only find someone to ask.

Wukong flew into the air on a cloud, looked around with his hands on his forehead, and said "Oh!"

It turns out that in the valley not far ahead, there is a house that looks very big...

If there is a house, there must be a house. Monkey rode the cloud happily, and flew to the door of the house in the blink of an eye.

From a distance, it looked like a mansion of a wealthy family, but when he got closer, Wukong realized that it was actually a Taoist temple, because the gate was closed, and there were three large characters on the high hanging plaque: "Juxian Temple".

To be able to take such a name, what is it if it is not a Taoist temple?

Just as Monkey King was about to knock on the door, there was a "squeak" of the door, as if someone was about to open the door from the inside.

Wukong quickly jumped to the hiding place to hide, and secretly looked at the door.

I saw two Dao boys who were probably in their teens came out with a small basket on their backs. There were small hoes and sickles in the baskets, and they were probably going to collect medicine.

They talked about this while walking, Wukong listened carefully, and only one of them said: "Master has not gone out these days, and he is watching our morning class every day, so strict~~~~"

Another echoed: Yeah yeah!And yesterday I didn't finish copying the scriptures, so he fined me not to eat, what a nuisance!It's getting dark now, and he still told us to go out to collect herbs. I think he wants to send us out and do some shameless business by himself! "

The two children drifted away, Wukong couldn't understand what he heard, maybe the master in this temple was too strict with the apprentices, and the apprentices were dissatisfied and complained a few words.

When they were far away, Wukong Fang came out from the side, thought for a while, and decided to change his appearance...

After a while, a handsome monk knocked on the door...

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

After three beeps, there were footsteps approaching the door, and with a "squeak", the door was opened, and a young-looking Taoist priest stood inside the door.

The long hair was neatly combed, and the clothes were clean and tidy, giving him a fairy-like appearance.When the man saw Wukong standing outside the door, there was a glint of inexplicable light in his eyes, and he asked with a smile, "Where did the guest come from? What's your business?"

Seeing that he was gentle and refined, Wukong practiced Buddhism and said, "The poor monk came from the forehead, over there." Wukong pointed in a random direction, and said, "I want to visit the Ruyi Immortal. May I ask if there was a hole in this mountain?"

The man smiled even deeper, and led Wukong in, and the two sat down before he said: "Poverty Dao is Ruyi True Immortal, but there is no Poer Cave, but there is one in Juxian Nunnery. I don't know why this little master is looking for me ?”

Wukong scratched his head, was taken aback, and thought: Okay!It didn't take much effort to get it, but it was a surprise.It's better to fight a big fight and teach the Taoist priest to take spring water!

But Wukong thought again, this man looks weak and weak, even if he wins, it would be disgraceful to say it, so it would be best to wait for the old grandson to deal with him and get the spring water without any effort!

After the wishful thinking was done, Wukong pretended to be pitiful and embarrassed, "My master and I are monks wandering around. We came to the border of Xiliang a few days ago. How do we know, how do we know... hey!"

His acting skills are superb and emotional, and as expected, True Immortal Ruyi was drawn in, grabbed his hand and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

Wukong struggled, but he didn't break free, so he continued to pretend: "How do you know, my master, he drank the water from the Zimu River by mistake, and there is a child in his stomach!"

True Immortal Ruyi caressed Wukong's hand, "Oh? So you're here on this trip?"

Wukong suppressed his disgust, and said: "I found out where the Falling Taiquan is, and I have gone through a lot of hard work, so I came here to ask the real person for water~~~~"

After speaking, he pulled out his hand vigorously, pretending to use it to wipe away his tears.

True Immortal Ruyi smiled, squinted her eyes, and said, "Since you can find this place, do you know the rules here?"

Wukong looked at him pretending to be ignorant: "Rules? What rules?"

"Hmph! The rule here is that if you want to ask for water, you have to bring it up with gold and silver!"

Wukong said: "Okay, please, I'm a monk, where can I find silver and gold~ Look at this..."

Master Ruyi looked Wukong up and down with good intentions, "If it was someone else, I would definitely drive him out, but you~~~You really have what I want~~"

Wukong almost wanted to pull out the stick and give him a blow, but he endured it, "I still hope the Taoist priest will show it!"

True Immortal Ruyi hugged Wukong, touched Wukong's face frivolously, "Hey, this thing is nothing but yourself, look at this pretty little face, stay here with me all night, I'll take the water How about you~~~~"

Wukong was so angry that he spat in his face with a "pooh", picked up the teapot on the table, and threw it on his face.

True Immortal Ruyi was unprepared for a moment and got tea splashed all over his face. He should be glad that the tea was not too hot, otherwise he would be disfigured.

He lowered his head to wipe off the sticky tea leaves, Wukong picked up a stool and threw it at him again, he bent down to avoid it.

Wukong returned to his original form, gritted his teeth, "Well, you Taoist priest, you should see who your grandpa is!"

Immortal Ruyi looked up and saw that the handsome little monk had turned into such a snarky and reckless thing. He was immediately annoyed and annoyed, so he had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky.

"I don't care who you are! I thought you were a good guy, but it turned out to be like this! You lied to me, I don't care about you, just go where you came from~~~"

After speaking, he waved his hand.

Wukong was furious, and turned into a golden cudgel, swung it at the Ruyi Immortal, and yelled, "You Taoist priest is so shameless, don't you even recognize your grandpa? Still breastfeeding in your mother's arms!"

There is a good saying, people always have to look forward.

Always talking about your so-called great achievements in the past will give people a bad impression that you are very arrogant;

No, True Immortal Ruyi didn't want to fight him at first, because he felt uncomfortable looking at Wukong's face and mouth, so let him go.

How did you know that as soon as Wukong said this, the eyes of True Immortal Ruyi turned green, "So you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then?!"

Wukong was very proud, "It's my grandson!!"

True Immortal Ruyi said viciously: "Well, you Monkey King, I've been looking for you for a long time, there is a way to heaven and you are not here, and there is no way to hell, you just come in, it doesn't take much effort to get here haha!"

Throwing out the meteor hammer, it hit Wukong's face in a single stroke. Wukong relied on his flexibility to avoid all those who dodged from left to right.

But why did the Taoist say that? It was because the Ruyi True Immortal and the Bull Demon King were friends of eight worshippers. The Bull Demon King’s son Hong Haier was invited by Sun Wukong to Guanyin Bodhisattva in Huoyun Cave. The Bull Demon King asked him to tell him, so he heard After the name of Monkey King, anger comes from the heart, evil comes from the side of the gall, and when he starts to fuck, he will fight Wukong desperately.

The two fought for dozens of rounds. Wukong was quick and ruthless with his stick, and the level of the Taoist priest was not low.

Wukong threw out his stick again, and at the same time, True Immortal Ruyi also threw out the meteor hammer. When the two met, the evil force came. The chain of the meteor hammer was wrapped around the golden cudgel and could not be pulled apart.

True Ruyi has a bad heart, sure enough, Wukong took advantage of the situation and threw the stick over...

Without the guy in his hand, the True Immortal Ruyi didn't dare to hold on, so he quickly made a trick and disappeared in a puff of smoke...

Wukong was beaten for a while, feeling unhappy, but thinking that the master's body was more important, he went to the back room to find a bucket, and went to find Luotaiquan.

The Falling Taiquan is in the backyard of Juxian Temple. Wukong found it easily. He unwrapped the rope and brought up a bucket full of water. Just as Wukong was about to lift it down, a stone was thrown into the bucket, which splashed Wukong all over his face. splash.

Wukong wiped his face, and saw Ruyi Zhenxian looking at him not far away, "I just lost my weapon, now I can, give me a hook..."

Wu Qi was extremely angry, dropped the bucket, and hit him with a stick.

True Immortal Ruyi changed his weapon, called Ruyi Hook, which should be his common weapon, and it was obviously better than the previous Meteor Hammer.

Wukong and him fought for more than a dozen rounds. Taking advantage of Wukong's escape, the Taoist stepped forward to cut off the rope on the well fence, and the bucket lost its support, and fell into the deep well with a "plop".

Seeing this, Wukong's eyes turned red. He played harder and faster with the stick. Flick the stick away, ride the clouds and fly away...

Real Immortal Ruyi saw that he disappeared in an instant, and smiled contemptuously: "It's still the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I think it's nothing more than that!"

Immediately put away the hook, and went back to the room to rest.

Wukong rode the cloud all the way, and suddenly saw a familiar person on the way, he stopped to see if it was not a sand monk, so he put away his magic spell and went up to him.

"Brother Sha, why are you here?"

Drifting was sweating profusely, as if he had walked all the way, he took a breath, "I saw you came out in a hurry, and you didn't have a bucket, so I brought it for you."

After speaking, he shook the bucket in his hand.....

"...Then who will take care of Master and the others?"

"There are a group of people from Daughter's Kingdom surrounding them, senior brother don't have to worry, it's just why you..."

Wukong breathed a sigh of relief and told his experience together.

Drifting was furious when he heard this, threw the barrel in his hand, and said through gritted teeth: "It's unreasonable, the demon way is too arrogant, don't worry, big brother, I'll help you subdue him right away!"

After he finished speaking, he pulled Wukong, and he was about to drive to Juxian Temple by riding the cloud...

Wukong raised his forehead, "... Brother Sha, you should pick up the barrel first! Isn't your purpose here to deliver the barrel?!"

Drifting stared blankly at him for a while, "... oh oh oh oh~~"

Then the two of them flew away on this cloud...

Since you can fly early, why do you want to leave? Really! ! !

The author has something to say: This should be the most ruined chapter of the original work~~~ and also the most ridiculous chapter, but I should be considered a whole story~~~囧RZ

Here I express my deep apologies~~囧RZ

The original author must not come to me at night Σ(°△°|||)︴