Battle of the Queen

Let's say that Wukong was rushing out, just when the post minister came from outside and was stopped by him.

"My master's abdominal pain is unbearable, hurry up and call the doctor, and ask someone to bring some hot soup to relieve the pain!"

His appearance was already frightening, but now his angry face is even more frightening. The post minister's courage was almost shattered by him, and he hurriedly told the maid behind him tremblingly: "Hurry up and boil the water!!"

Wukong grabbed her by the sleeve and pulled her forward, and said sinisterly: "My master has always been in good health, but today I suddenly have abdominal pain, it must be because I ate something unclean in your daughter's country, why don't you hurry up and bring it on! "

The post minister's legs were so weak that she could barely stand, she tremblingly said: "Gao, the eminent monk Mingjian! The eminent monk is a distinguished guest from the east, how dare I be negligent, I wish to offer the best in our country to the eminent monk, how can I There will be a reason for giving you unclean food!"

Wukong thought for a moment that these girls really had no reason to harm him, so he immediately let go of the post minister, "It's best, you follow me to see my master, and when the doctor comes to see, if the problem really lies with you , I don’t care if you’re a woman or not, as long as you have a good meal!”

The post minister dared not refuse, and tremblingly followed Wukong into the house...

In the room, Ba Jie was rolling all over the floor in pain, and Tang Seng was also sweating profusely from the pain, lying on the couch unable to move.

Drifting was circling around anxiously, seeing Wukong coming in, as if seeing a savior coming, "Elder brother! Master is in severe pain, what can I do?!"

Wukong didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he patted his shoulder to comfort him, and said to Yichen: "Look at the situation of my master and junior brother, have you ever had such symptoms before?"

The post minister stepped forward to investigate, and saw that Tang Monk was sweating on his forehead and his face was as paper, as if his time was approaching.

Bajie struggled and crawled over and hugged Yichen's leg, crying, "Grandma! Please save me~~ I'm going to hurt my old pig to death~~~!!!!"

The post minister struggled, anxious and frightened, so he had to tell Sun Wukong, "Grandpa Sun~ Your servant, I really don't know what's wrong with Elder Tang. Wait for the imperial physician to come and see for yourself!"

Although Wukong was anxious, there was nothing he could do. Although there were 72 transformation spells, none of them could save his master. Wukong could only scratch his head bitterly.

Fortunately, the maid who was sent out was very efficient, and she led the doctor in after a while, followed by the person carrying the hot soup.

The imperial doctor is a very stable middle-aged woman, she is not in a hurry, she first gave Tang Seng his pulse, and then reached out to touch Tang Seng's stomach...

Although Tang Seng was in unbearable pain, he was still awake. He had been converted to Buddhism since he was a child, and he had been influenced by the Buddhist teachings that the four elements are all empty.

At that moment, he hastily braced his body and leaned inward, avoiding the doctor's hand...

After seeing the actions of the two, Wukong felt amused, but at this moment, the master's condition was serious, so he stopped joking and asked the imperial physician, "What disease is my master suffering from?"

The imperial physician pursed his lips and remained silent, just staring at Tang Seng's belly.

Wukong asked again: "What happened to my master?!"

The imperial doctor raised his eyelids to look at Wukong, and said calmly: "Your master's illness is in the abdomen, he won't let me touch it, how can I know what's wrong with him?"

Tang Seng's face turned red when he heard the words, and he said weakly, "Amitabha, as the saying goes, a man and a woman can't get along when they give each other. What's more, the poor monk is still a monk~~~~"

"In this case, I can't prescribe the right medicine."

After the imperial doctor finished speaking, she got up and wanted to leave, but Bajie hurriedly held her back, "Don't go, don't go, doctor, show me now~ I'll touch it for you, I'll touch it for you, I'll touch it for you~ Ouch!!! "

Wukong kicked him away, and said to the imperial physician with a smile, "Don't blame the doctor, my junior brother doesn't understand etiquette~~"

The imperial doctor looked at him: "Oh? You know some etiquette, you don't look like a pedantic person, so what about your master, he doesn't agree, I can't see a doctor."

Wukong said with a smile: "The imperial doctor, please wait for a moment, and wait for me to persuade my master."

The imperial physician nodded, but wanted to see how he persuaded the law......

Wukong appeased the imperial physician, and then came forward to persuade Tang Monk, Drifting stood beside him with an anxious expression on his face, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

Wukong pulled him over, clung to his ear, and said in a low voice: "Junior Brother Sha, go and see Bajie."

The Drifting Monk didn't suspect him, so he obediently took care of Bajie...

Wukong walked to the side of the couch and looked down at Tang Seng lying on the couch, "Master, would rather die of pain than let the imperial physician see you?"

Tang Seng raised his head and looked at him with difficulty, struggling hard, "Since becoming a teacher as a monk, I dare not forget the five precepts for a day. Guanyin Bodhisattva entrusts the task of learning scriptures to my teacher. I only wait for one day to obtain the scriptures and save the common people. Now, now How could it, how could it break the precept!"

"Master, I have to say that you are too pedantic. Now that your life is almost lost, why do you still observe the five precepts? In my grandson's opinion, it is better to cure the disease first, and then let the grandson turn him ten times in a somersault." Thousands of miles away, go to Deling Mountain and get back the scriptures, why let your mortal body go through this hardship!"

Tang Seng was anxious and angry, and just wanted to reprimand him, but before his voice came out, he was suppressed by bursts of pain, so he could only hold his stomach, curled up and curled up on the couch, feeling uncomfortable.

He was quite fat, he looked like a mass of fat shivering......

Wukong finally couldn't stand it any longer, he felt that this time he couldn't let the old monk be willful.

So he turned around and called the imperial physician, "My master agreed, you can read it..."

Bajie groaned, and was taken aback when he heard this, "Oh, oh, Brother Sha, Brother Sha, did you hear that, Master, I want a woman to touch my stomach~~~~"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Wukong glanced at him, Bajie obediently shut up, hugged his stomach and went to the side humming.

The imperial doctor was going to do it, Wukong was afraid that Tang Seng would struggle and move, so he went up and pressed Tang Seng not to let him move.

First, I touched it slowly clockwise, then counterclockwise, and the imperial doctor gently pinched it twice......

Tang Seng is relatively fat, and his stomach is naturally full of flesh. It is true that it is full of elasticity. Whether the imperial doctor really wants to see a doctor or simply wants to take advantage of it is unknown.....

Wukong's hand can hold the Dinghaishen needle, and one can imagine how strong it is.Tang Seng is an ordinary person, so naturally he can't break free.

Poor Tang Seng was ashamed and angry. He was ashamed that he was a big man being touched by a woman, and he was angry that his apprentice was helping the king to do evil. Of course, he was also a little afraid that his Buddha Lord would blame him and prevent him from getting the scriptures.

In fact, Tang Seng really thought too much, do you think the Lord Buddha is very idle, and cares about your idle business!

The imperial physician finally had enough touching, and bowed his head in thought for a while.

Bajie asked Sand Monk to help him over, and leaned forward, "Doctor, come and touch me, I'm not shy, I have thick skin~~~"

The imperial doctor backed away a little and said to him: "No need, your symptoms are the same as your master..."

"Oh?" Wukong asked suspiciously, "What kind of disease is it? Can there be help?"

The imperial doctor's expression was a little subtle, "You two, this is not considered a disease, it should be counted, it should be considered good news!"

Everyone else looked at her inexplicably, and the imperial doctor said, "You two holy monks, I am afraid that you are happy!"

............... ..

As soon as these words came out, the room was silent for a few seconds, and then someone made a "puchi", which stirred up the atmosphere. Except for the master and apprentice, all the maids present covered their mouths and laughed, some even worse. Those who have even leaned forward and backward.

Bajie reacted, and started crying again, "Why is my life so hard! I didn't do anything, so I'm going to give birth~~~~~"

Tang Seng seemed to have heard a thunderbolt from the blue sky, lying there blankly, unable to speak a word, his eyes were dull.

Wukong got impatient with Bajie's howl like a pig-killing voice, and he scolded a few words, showing a ferocious face, and frightened a few maids who were laughing.

When they calmed down, Wukong asked the imperial physician, "My master and younger brothers are all men, how could there be a fetus in the womb, it must be you, a quack doctor who can't find out the symptoms, and deliberately said it to deceive my grandson!"

The imperial physician was not panicked, she asked, "Did the two of you drink the water from the river outside the city before entering the city?"

Wukong recalled a bit, and indeed there was a time when neither he nor Drifting drank, only Bajie and his master drank, so he nodded.

"This can't be wrong. The eminent monks don't know that the name of the river outside the city is Zimu River, which is used to continue incense in our country. Just because there are no men in our country, people who have reached the age of 20 can drink it The water came to give birth, but the two holy monks didn't know it, so they used the river water to quench their thirst, so there was a fetus in their womb."

Wukong said: "Since that's the case, quickly bring some hot soup and help my master and younger brother fight!"

Yichen said with a smile: "I'm afraid hot soup won't work, we have to use other methods."

"What way?" Wukong asked hurriedly.

"Not far from my city, there is a Jieyang Mountain. There is a broken hole on the mountain. There is a waterfall spring in the hole. Only after drinking the water from that well can the fetus be shot. But now the fetal spring has been taken away by a Taoist. That’s right, that Taoist is called Ruyi True Immortal, he has occupied the hole, and those who want to ask for water must prepare expensive gifts! I’ll wait here and go down to prepare gifts..."

Wukong sneered and said: "A broken Taoist priest who doesn't know where, dare to let the old grandson give you gifts! Wait for me to meet him!" He told Drifting, "Junior Brother Sha, take good care of Master and Junior Brother, I will come as soon as I go~~~~"

After talking about a somersault cloud, it disappeared in a blink of an eye......

A group of women were so shocked that they couldn't speak when they saw his courage and ability, just like Tang Seng praised the great ability of this great apprentice.

Tang Seng was in so much pain that he didn't have time to deal with them, so he could only perfunctorily send them away...

To know whether Wukong's trip to Jieyang Mountain went well or not, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down.

The author has something to say: That's why this chapter is also called→_→The overbearing monkey brother is in love with me! !

After changing the copywriting, I feel cute! ! !

I read the article from the beginning to the end, and found that there are really a lot of slots. RZ, ah haha, welcome to complain, I will work hard to improve, and then this article is almost over, and it is estimated that there will only be five or six chapters.

I have two outlines in my hand now, one is the Baitong colleague of Chen Ajiao, the husband of Wei in the Han Dynasty, and the other is the colleague of Gao Yanei and Lin Chong in Water Margin. Which one do you want to see?I will write whichever one I want to see~~~~~

囧RZ Why do I have a premonition that none of you want to watch it, after all my own level is really bad ~~It’s okay~~~~~Ahahaha~~~~

~~~~~~~The author is crazy like drifting away~~~~~~