i made the emperor pregnant

On the third day after the mysterious poisoning incident, the rooster hadn't started crowing yet, but the sky had already turned pale.

"Morning, let's eat scallion pancakes today." Before the official meal time, Geng Qi, who holds the financial power of the trial department, had already put a piece of delicious scallion pancakes in his mouth in advance, and he also took a big and thick pancake in his hand. Bai's steamed buns, before entering the door, ate the oily pancakes, wiped their mouths with dry steamed buns, and then stepped into the office.

As soon as he entered the door, he was suddenly startled by the high desk. He thought that he hadn't woken up and walked to the wrong place. He subconsciously glanced at his desk. It was still a familiar layout with messy manuscripts on the desk. Putting on his usual bald pen and a small inkstone with dried up ink, he raised his foot and entered the door again.

Geng Qi sat in his seat and continued to break off the remaining big steamed buns piece by piece. The room was quiet, except for the sound of him eating. It seemed that he was the first one to come again today.

"Let me go, please let me go."

A raw face pushed in a small cart made of wooden boards and bodies, and there were hundreds of books stacked on the small cart.

Song Zi suddenly stood up from behind the high pile of books: "Put it on the right, in the open space on the right." After saying this, he sat down again, then dipped it in cinnabar, and continued to use the vermilion pen to write on the book. Draw a circle on the book.

Good guy, only then did Geng Qi realize that there was a second person in the room, and Song Zi, who was on the night shift, came earlier than him.

He stood up, walked around Song Zi's seat, and stood on tiptoe, raising his toes high, so that he could clearly see the young man surrounded by books.

The other party looked at an open book seriously, and was carefully drawing lines with a pen. His voice was played very softly. He didn't know if it was blocked by the book. In addition, he was chewing loudly just now, so he didn't hear it.But when he was sitting on the chair just now, his sight was obstructed, so he couldn't see Song Zi at all.If the latter hadn't stood up and spoke, Geng Qi probably would have spent a long time discovering the other party.

"You piled up the books so high, you don't want to secretly do bad things in front of me and the boss."

Geng Qi and Ling Yi used the same room to work, and Song Zi, as a newcomer who joined later, had his desk between the two of them. It could be said that he was the perfect death seat that needed to be reviewed by the leader anytime and anywhere.

Song Zi naturally denied it. "No, these books are of course what I want to read. It's too inconvenient to read back and forth, so I moved all the books here."

"That's too much, how much do so many books cost?" Pens, inks, papers and inkstones are all expensive, Geng Qi subconsciously made a calculation in his heart, good guy, I feel that they can be worth all the members of the Judicial Division One month's salary.

Song Zi waved his hand: "Brother Geng, you came so early, it's a good thing, in fact, there are not many, and they are all taken by Qilue Bookstore."

He almost forgot that Song Xiaoqi was the one who opened such a big bookstore, and he blamed this guy for being too low-key on weekdays. It was the first time he realized that the other party was actually very rich.

Geng Qi, who turned sour into a lemon in an instant, asked, "So many books, can you finish them?"

"My reading speed is not bad, and I can always finish reading a little bit." Song Zi said, "I don't have much time, and I still need to read, so I won't chat with you, Brother Geng Qi, you can do whatever you want."

After the ink brush finished drawing circles, Song Zi changed the ink brush again, and then scribbled and recorded something on a blank page. They were all neat little compilations, and the lines were as beautiful as if they were printed.

Geng Qi squinted his eyes and flipped through the cover a few times, and said in his mouth: ""Shen Nong's Herbal Classic", "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases", "Huangdi Neijing"...however, they are all medical skills. What do you think this is for? Do you want to change careers to do calligraphy?"

If you want to be an artist, you need to practice your true knowledge, and you can learn faster from a master. What's the use of reading books by yourself.

"If you or someone in your family is sick, wouldn't it be more convenient to go to the imperial physician in the palace? Don't worry, although many people don't deal with our boss, if any of us really gets seriously ill, the trial department will still be worthy of each other's face." There are eight imperial physicians." Song Xiaoqi's wealth is not that he can't look down on doctors.

If they are injured, they also suffer from more trauma: "You have to learn and also learn bruises, bone setting and so on."

"What? Bone setting? I have it too. Put it in the pile on the left. You can take it away if you want."

Song Zi's flipping speed is very fast. He didn't really want to become a famous doctor in just a few months. It was mainly after returning to the bookstore yesterday that he realized that he was careless. There is no book dedicated to caring for pregnant women in modern times. .

After all, ancient times are not comparable to modern times. In modern times, various search engines can be used to find all kinds of detailed knowledge, even postpartum care of sows.However, the craftsmanship of the ancient craftsmen was hidden, and it was not uncommon for literati to write about the techniques of the lowly.

If there is no special book, he can only make a summary from the relevant books. When the time comes, he will have to find a doctor or midwife who is good at these and ask in advance.But he can't listen to these people all the time. After all, according to his memory, many old methods are feudal superstitions without any scientific basis, and they are actually particularly unfriendly to pregnant women and parturients.

He read these medical books about the human body mainly to learn about dietary taboos and ways to eliminate edema.Ah Yan's body was sick along with his heart, and he didn't know if the other party would have symptoms such as radish legs. If there were, he would have to massage the "pregnant husband" to reduce the swelling.

In addition to these medical books, there are also a large number of recipes. If pregnant women want to eat and drink well, the cooking should not be the simple home-cooked dishes before, but must be changed to some extent.Song Zi was going to read the book and practice two things. He should first understand it himself, and learn from his own cook when the time comes.

He must cooperate with Ah Yan's performance, and he must carry on to the end. I hope that Ah Yan can feel the beauty of this world after eating his carefully cooked meals, and his paranoia will get better as a result.

There are also many books in it, which Song Zi brought to Ah Yan, such as "Xu X Ji", "Book of Changes", "Star Watching and Divination", there are all kinds of books, everything.

Song Zi thought about it later, and felt that the reason for Ah Yan's problems was mainly because he was idle and had nothing to do except staying in the small courtyard for a long time.Although you can't go out of the palace, and you can't casually drop by in the cold palace, the circle of the palace city is still quite big, and the scenery is beautiful.

There are so many court ladies and eunuchs in the palace, and some of them have been there for decades, but very few of them have this kind of problem, because they have to work all the time and have no extra time to think about it.

Pregnant women, no, pregnant women cannot do physical labor, but there are many things they can do, such as knitting sweaters, doing fortune telling, watching stars at night... In this era, there is no air pollution, and the Milky Way in the sky is beautiful. At night, you can see a long and bright Milky Way, which guarantees that there are too many stars to see.

After making the list, Song Zi put down the pen and yawned long: "No, Brother Geng, I'm going to rest first, and you will call me when the time comes."

After entering the palace in the afternoon, Song Zi only walked around twice before heading straight to the small courtyard: "Ayan, I'm here, take a look at what treasure I brought you?" He unbuttoned his clothes as he spoke.

Sima Yan couldn't help but glanced at him, full of flair: "It's broad daylight, so anxious?" After summer, the days are long and the nights are short, and it's not completely dark at this time.But if Xiao Qi wants to prostitute herself in the daytime, it's not that he can't cooperate.

"Dangdang! Look, it took me a lot of effort to get these things in this time."

Song Zi unbuttoned his clothes, his bulging chest muscles were suddenly deflated, his stomach disappeared, and his whole body changed from a strong man to a young man as thin as green bamboo.

"One, two... twenty books..."

Sima Yan: ...

It turned out that the big baby turned out to be a book, because he was too impure and misunderstood Xiao Qi.

The emperor has the most complete collection of books in the world, so he is naturally not interested in these books, but at least his lover took the trouble to bring them in, so he should praise them: "What kind of books are they?"

"Everything, a book to pass the time for you."

Song Zi said: "Don't you want to have a baby? Prenatal education is very important. In order to be able to have a smart child who knows astronomy and geography, the two of us must work together."

He wanted Ah Yan to know that not only was it not easy to have a child, but it also took a lot of thought to raise a child!

"Look at this book, the patterns and patterns of weaving. According to your month, after four months, the weather will almost turn cold. I will prepare autumn clothes and winter clothes for the children, as well as fluffy little shoes. I will give them to you tomorrow." With silk thread."

Sima Yan: ...

He asked, "Can't you buy it from outside?"

"Of course I have to buy it, but how can the ones bought outside be the same as the ones you made yourself, don't you want to see your loving works appear on our children?" Song Zi said, "This But for our child, it would not be too much for him to crochet a pair of tiger-toed shoes and knit a small dress in four months."

Sima Yan: No, he doesn't want to.

He said tenderly: "Xiaoqi is bothering, I will take my time."

At that time, throw those balls of thread to the Garment Bureau, find an embroiderer, and make it slower and ugly.That troublesome little thing in his stomach is not worth his trouble.

After fooling his lover, Sima Yan said: "Let's continue with what we just did."

Song Zi hid a lot of books. In order to take them out, it can be said that his clothes are disheveled, but this half-covered appearance is even more attractive.

I don't know if it's because of the pregnancy, the tall and straight bamboo in front of him, and the bursting magma filled with vitality, exudes a fatal attraction to Sima Yan.Speaking of which, because of these trivial matters, they have not performed Zhou Gong's ceremony for the past four or five days.

Song Zi was at a loss: "What's the matter?" He patted his head, "By the way, are you hungry? I just read a recipe in the book, you can try it."

"I'm not hungry yet." Sima Yan's gaze was tinged with scorching fire, and the tongue of fire greedily licked the boy's perfect body like a god. "In another place, I'm quite hungry."

Unexpectedly, Song Zi, who understood his hint, refused righteously: "No, you are only four months now!"

There was one thing that he wanted to complain about. According to Ah Yan's month, they were so intense before, and the child had to be killed in the first three months!

He took a step back: "For the sake of the child, it will take at least another half a month."

Sima Yan: ...He suddenly didn't want to have this child.

The Gu poison incident that worried Song Zi subsided within a few days.Because the person who played Gu was caught right away. Speaking of it, it was the sin of the empress. The other party’s childhood sweetheart once sent a letter to the regent, helping the regent to mess up the harem, and then died in the liquidation. .

This person was very worried about the royal family, and after nearly seven or eight years of careful planning, he finally found a chance to poison the emperor with a poisonous poison that he did not know where he got it. Medicinal bath, the toxicity has been weakened a lot.It is said that Gu poison is not very harmful, but it will make people swollen and changeable. Drink some medicine to recuperate slowly. It will take about half a year to completely remove the residual poison in the body.

The gangsters caught them, and the palace was cleaned up again, and a few old fish that slipped through the net were indeed caught.Knowing this news, some people are naturally happy and some people are worried, but Song Zi can be sure of one thing, the tyrant is just like the book, there is nothing wrong at this point.

After rescheduling, Song Zi, who had been busy for half a month, ushered in his holiday.Officials in this dynasty, except for a few major holidays, take a bath every five days. If they have important matters on weekdays, they can submit a form to ask for leave.

Because of the poisonous matter, not only did he lose his personal leave, but he also went to work for eleven consecutive days, and finally ushered in his first vacation.

Originally, he wanted to take a good rest, but Qilue Bookstore sent a letter, it was the news from the insider he arranged in the prime minister's mansion: There is something important at home, the eldest lady wants to talk about marriage, come back quickly!