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Pingnan General Cao Wei, a native of Shu County, a son of a poor family with serious standards, was born as a mud-legged child who was despised by the aristocratic family. He was originally an inconspicuous soldier. However, when Sima Yan came to the throne, he was only a Zhonglang cavalry general who could eat hundreds of stones.

Three years after Sima Yan ascended the throne, he appointed Cao Wei as the second-rank Pingnan General, and ordered him to fight for the country and attack the raging barbarians in the southwest.The wars, big and small, lasted for three full years, draining most of the national treasury. The Southwestern Army led by Cao Wei successfully pushed back the barbarians, and finally signed the war letter and trade contract four years ago.

Appreciated by the former emperor and promoted by Sima Yan, Cao Wei was a staunch royalist party who played a big role in the power struggle between Sima Yan and the regent.But after the rabbit died and the dog cooked, the bird died and the bow was hidden, and Sima Yan secured the throne, the existence of Cao Wei seemed to be less important than before.Moreover, after signing the cessation of war letter, the country will recuperate and there will be no need to fight any more. High-ranking generals who possess military power and are loved by soldiers will inevitably be feared by the emperor.

Cao Wei is a smart man, and he didn't want to end up like the old regent, so he voluntarily handed over half of his military power, and spent his wife's and children's hot days in his general's mansion, but today he was teaching his three-year-old son The youngest son was practicing martial arts, so the servant hurried in, out of breath, and said, "Old...old...old...master!"

Cao Wei looked unhappy: "What old man, your master, I am not yet forty this year, and I am young. Tell me, what can make you panic."

The sky is bright and bright, so it can't be a ghost.

"Yes, my lord, there are people from the palace, and they are waiting outside the mansion. They say that His Majesty has ordered you to enter the palace immediately."

Cao Wei looked at the cloudless blue sky, it was broad daylight, what a hell!He hurriedly asked: "Did the herald tell you what's important for His Majesty?"

The concierge who was in a hurry to send a message shook his head: "I didn't say anything."

It's just not saying it that makes people more uneasy. If you know where you made a mistake, at least you can prepare in advance and have a way to deal with it.

Cao Wei lost his face, and was about to order the concierge to prepare the car, when he felt his leg was caught by something. When he raised his head, Xiao Douding, who was very similar to him when he was a child, threw aside the small wooden sword given to him. When did he hug Cao Wei's leg and call out in a childish voice, "Father...Dad."

Cao Wei looked at his son's small face and couldn't help but feel very sad. He picked up Xiao Douding with his big hand like a cattail fan, held it high, and rubbed it with extra force: "My dear son, Dad doesn't have time to accompany you today."

Xiao Douding's face was very delicate, and he was sorely scratched by his father's beard, and burst into tears on the spot.

Cao Wei hurriedly stuffed his crying little son into the arms of a beautiful woman beside him: "Wanniang, I'm going to enter the palace soon, take care of the fourth child."

His wife looked sad: "Master, I'll send you off." She had heard of that man's reputation, so although she had a daughter of the right age, the Cao family never thought of having a daughter in the previous general elections. Send your daughter to be rich and honorable.

But the eldest daughter agreed to the family, but the other three children were still young. If something happened to the head of the family, how could she, a woman, support such a large general's mansion.The emperor suddenly issued an urgent order, if there was no war, nothing good would happen.

"Don't worry too much. It's peaceful now. I haven't heard of any wars."

It is still in the truce period, and the past two years have been regarded as smooth weather. The barbarians have a fixed source of food and will not easily break the current situation.

"General Cao, the miscellaneous family has been waiting outside for a long time, and His Majesty's carriage has been prepared, you should follow me into the palace as soon as possible."

The person in charge of delivering the decree outside the palace had already entered the mansion, and the person who brought the edict was an acquaintance of Cao Wei, Feng Ji, the great eunuch who served the emperor personally.Cao Wei dared to dawdle, but he did not dare to violate His Majesty's will.Still in the distance, Feng Ji heard the conversation between the husband and wife, and his face was a bit displeased. Really, His Majesty is not a scourge, but just entered a palace, and it was as if he was going to die, so he almost didn't hug him. I cried with a headache.

"It's not coming right away." His Majesty hasn't been to the court very often in recent years, because he seldom has anything to do with wars. Even when he went to the court, Cao Wei, like a transparent person, didn't say a word at all, let alone handed over a booklet to ask for an audience. emperor.

Since Ban Shi returned to the imperial court, he has seen the emperor alone only a handful of times, and it was the first time he was summoned by the latter in the past few years. Thinking of the moody temperament of the current emperor, even a military officer like Cao Wei who can move but not talk I can't help but feel the pain in my head.Your Majesty is not a scourge, but an active volcano that may erupt at any time.

He glanced at Feng Ji, compared with three or four years ago, the appearance of this influential official did not change much: "General, please change your clothes, it is really inappropriate to see Your Majesty like this. "

Cao Wei was quite proud: "My old wife made this shirt, it fits comfortably, what's wrong?"

The gown on his body was dusty and inconspicuous at all, but the material was actually very good, soft on the inside and rough and wear-resistant on the outside.Otherwise, he would still often come to the training ground to play with swords and guns, wearing that kind of thin satin gown, which is so comfortable that it would tear if he moved.

Feng Ji swayed the dust, and pointed to a small piece of inconspicuous white milk stain on the hem of Cao Wei's clothes: "It's really disrespectful to see His Majesty dressed like this."

The milk stain was rubbed on by Cao Wei hugging his grandson. Feng Ji didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Cao Wei excitedly pulled the latter out: "Just wear this, isn't your majesty calling you urgently? Just say I'm in a hurry." He didn't even have time to change his clothes!" He was not stupid, he was well dressed, the emperor wouldn't be afraid to see it, but he should be a little bit smokey and unambitious, so that His Majesty would be at ease with himself.

Less than half an hour later, Cao Wei regretted his previous thoughts. Why didn't he listen to Feng Ji? After all, it was the old man beside His Majesty who could clearly figure out His Majesty's thoughts. , anyway, neither sitting nor standing.

If he had known this, he should have changed the clothes around his waist. It must be the milk stain just now, which is too obtrusive! Cao Wei glanced at the inkstone next to the emperor, his face was extremely serious, and he was already thinking about what to do next. His Majesty hit him with an inkstone, whether he should hide or not.

"Take it off." The emperor, who had been staring at him for a long time, finally opened his mouth and gave orders coldly.

It's okay, it's okay... What, take it off?Cao Wei was shocked.

The emperor's extremely handsome eyebrows and eyes were stained with cruelty: "What are you doing in a daze, take off your coat, do you want me to do it for you?"

"Your Majesty...Your Majesty, I have a family background, and I have four sons!" Isn't it true, Your Majesty is not interested in concubines, but interested in old men like him?This is really terrible. It is no problem for him to sacrifice his life for the Great Jin Conquest, but Cao Wei would never dare to sacrifice himself for this kind of dedication.

But Cao Wei had to obey the emperor's order.His clothes were put on the buttons, his movements were slow, his expression was wobbly, he was obviously a big man in his forties, but he was as shy as a little wife.

Sima Yan looked at him with a slightly strange expression: "With your appearance, you think I am blind. Take it off if you are told, don't be silly."

Cao Wei saw that Sima Yan really had no special interest in him, and was instantly relieved. If he didn't have that idea, he should have said it earlier.He took off his clothes three times, five times and two times. When he was taking off his trousers, the emperor stopped him in time: "Stop, I only let you take off the top, and I didn't let you make your own decisions."

Cao Wei withdrew his hand, and heard the emperor say: "Turn around and let me have a look."

No matter how it sounds, it sounds weird!Cao Wei braced himself, turned his limbs around stiffly, and saw Sima Yan's brows furrowed. The temperature of the whole dormitory seemed to have cooled down at this moment. He said in a rather distasteful tone: "Cao Wei, it's only been a few years, why has your waist become so..."

Sima Yan paused for a moment: "So thick?" Cao Wei didn't feel it when he was wearing loose clothes, but Cao Wei took off his clothes and saw, good guy, his waist is almost twice as thick as his.Although the strong muscles can still be seen, this is too strong.

Cao Wei:? ? ?

He glanced at the emperor inexplicably, and then said carefully, "Probably under the rule of His Majesty, the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, and the officials ate and drank well all day long, so they naturally became fat."

If Song Zi was around, he would tell Sima Yan that Cao Wei used to eat a lot on the battlefield, but he spent a lot of exercise and didn't have any excess fat. He stayed at home, even if he still insisted on practicing martial arts, the amount of training was definitely not as good as before, and the food was not bad. More than before, the intake is far greater than the consumption, and you will definitely gain weight.

This flattery obviously didn't hit the right place, Sima Yan said with a dark face: "Enough."

Asking for advice from this kind of bucket waist can only make yourself stronger.The concubines in the harem are all delicate, but they are purely starving themselves like this, and there is no need to learn.

"Wait a minute, if you turn yourself into three or four years, how long will it take?"

Cao Wei was puzzled, but he answered honestly: "I don't know? It may take three or four years." He became vigilant, maybe the emperor was testing himself.

In three or four years, the day lily was cold, and Sima Yan didn't want to see Cao Wei's hateful face again: "Okay, you can get out."

"Resignation." Cao Wei was relieved. Compared with ten years ago, the emperor has become more unpredictable and elusive. Being alone still puts him under too much pressure.As if he was about to receive an amnesty, he hurriedly withdrew. Halfway through the walk, he felt something was wrong. Why did the maids in the palace run away as soon as they saw him?

Looking down, it turned out that his upper body was not wearing anything, and he was covered in cold sweat before. Cao Wei was blown by the draft, and his upper body was still a bit chilly.He quickly rolled in again and took away the coat that he had taken off before.

Cao Wei couldn't figure out what he was thinking, but the eunuch Feng Ji, who stayed quietly the whole time, seemed to have a clue. Although he thought it was ridiculous, as His Majesty's caring person, it was his duty to share the emperor's worries and problems.

Feng Ji boldly said: "What General Pingnan said is that the common people live and work in peace and contentment, so that they can be happy and fat. If a person is thin and emaciated, it means that their life is not good. If they grow flesh, it means that their life is good and they are blessed."

These words barely hit Sima Yan's mind, it was because of Song Zi that he grew these blessed flesh.

Feng Ji said again: "My servant heard that Concubine Chen Shu in the palace used to love food very much. She still has a body that loves to grow flesh. She couldn't control it, so she ate her face round, which offended the late emperor. She I asked the imperial hospital for advice, and I learned about Wu Qin Xi, saying that it combines hardness and softness, which satisfies my appetite and maintains a beautiful figure."

Too plump is not good-looking, and skinny is also not good-looking. When it comes to the most beautiful people, there are these concubines in the palace.But it is a difficult job to choose a person as an example. If you choose someone who will bore His Majesty, he will be damned. If the example is not convincing, it will not work.

Concubine Chen Shu is a good old man in the former imperial palace. She has a round face, which looks like a blessing, but she has a slender figure because she practiced dancing.She really likes to eat, but during a period of time she gained so much weight that she almost became a pig. It wasn't all because of eating, but because someone drugged her meals.

Feng Ji didn't want to dirty the emperor's ears by talking about such dirty things. After all, it was true that Concubine Chen Shu, with the help of the imperial physician, recovered her original figure in a short period of time, even better than before.

Feng Ji never judged whether the emperor's thoughts were right or not. Everyone has a love for beauty, so why not His Majesty likes thin waists? The only thing he has to do is to relieve the emperor's worries.

Sima Yan recalled the appearance of Concubine Chen Shu, because she has always kept herself safe and not aggressive. The former Concubine Chen Shu is now Concubine Chen, and her temper is much more stable than ten years ago.In order to live a stable life, Concubine Chen stayed in her palace on weekdays, ate fast and recited Buddha's name, peacefully, and did not come out to annoy others.Sima Yan has not seen this Concubine Chen for seven or eight years.

He asked Feng Ji: "Who taught Concubine Chen the Wu Qin Xi?"

Feng Ji didn't have any happy expression on his face that guessed the emperor's mind. After all, the emperor was suspicious, and the degree of caring must be measured: "Return to your majesty, it is the imperial physician Shi Zhishi."

Sima Yan's eyes darkened: "Xuan Shizhi entered the palace."