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Early on Sunday morning, Zhu Fen went to Ye Shiyu with a dozen beers.

Ye Shiyu opened the door in pajamas, leaning against the door, staring straight at the beer in Zhu Fen's hand, calmly pressing the two raised hairs on the top of his head, with a knowing look expression.

He turned to the side and let Zhu Fen enter the room.

This scene seems to have been staged countless times, and Ye Shiyu has been able to follow the steps with no expression on his face.

The first step, no need to ask, Zhu Fan will take the initiative to speak.Most of it is related to his feelings, half is because of Su Yisheng's news, and half is because of the countless suitors.

In the second step, Zhu Fen started drinking.Before drinking, go into the bedroom and change into the damn expensive silk pajamas, turn on the TV in the living room, and put a pile of wine on the coffee table.Don't look at him drinking alone, Ye Shiyu would find it difficult to steal a sip, so he just watched him drinking, he should watch TV and play with his mobile phone.

In the third step, Ye Shiyu needs to call Ye Rufeng.No matter when and where, when it is windy and snowy, Ye Rufeng will definitely arrive within half an hour, holding a box of beer with the lowest alcohol content in his hand, just to fool Zhu Fan, and then talk to Zhu Fan in silence Compete for wine and fight each other.What Zhu Fen complained about, Ye Rufeng followed suit.

In the fourth step, Zhu Fen is drunk.Ye Rufeng was responsible for carrying him into the room, taking care of Zhu Fan, cleaning the living room, and finally serving Zhu Fan like a servant.Occasionally stay in Zhu Fen's room all night, thinking that Ye Shiyu doesn't know.

Zhu Fen sat down on the sofa, staring dully in the direction of the kitchen.

Ye Shiyu yawned, walked lazily to the kitchen, took out a silver bottle opener from the cabinet drawer, and handed it to Zhu Fen.

Meaning, "You can start the first step."

Zhu Fen's voice was low and hoarse: "Thank you for the lovely Xiaoyu."

Ye Shiyu sat on the sofa next to him and played with his mobile phone, blinking at Zhu Fan from time to time.

Zhu Fen kept pouring beer, and the beer froth that he didn't swallow in time got on his lips, making him look funny.

Ye Shiyu saw that Zhu Fan's pace was a little fast today, the first step had been merged with the second step, so he had to proceed with the third step in advance and contact Ye Rufeng.

Ye Shiyu sighed, took a photo of Zhu Fan drinking, and sent it to Ye Rufeng's WeChat.

After a while, the phone call came, with three short and powerful words "I'll be right away", and then the phone hung up.

Zhu Fen opened another bottle of beer and said calmly, "Let him bring some more boxes of beer."

Ye Shiyu didn't look up, and said while playing with his mobile phone: "There is a case of beer in his old second-hand car, and it is kept for you all year round. Every now and then, when you run out of wine in the car, he will automatically fill it up. When the expiration date is about to expire, a new box will be automatically exchanged. Every day I drive beer bottles bumping and jingling, and I am annoyed by listening to it.

Zhu Fen showed a short and surprised smile, glanced at Ye Shiyu's chest, and said with disgust: "How long have you been wearing this old T-shirt? Why don't you wear the silk pajamas I bought you? You don't wear it, Ye Shiyu." Rufeng doesn't wear them, your brothers really rely on their appearance to win, and they don't pay attention to dressing at all. When you go out, you look like dogs, but at home, it's... a mess."

Zhu Fen was a little bit out of sorts today, so he added an extra step, complaining about the Ye family brothers.

Zhu Fen was used to being delicate, but Ye Shiyu and Ye Rufeng seemed a little rough.

Ye Shiyu argued with a guilty conscience: "You are exquisite, and you have not been alone in these years."

Zhu Fan has seen Ye Shiyu's sharp teeth, but when it comes to being single, it is tantamount to hurting one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred, so she said triumphantly: "The three of us are all single dogs, why are you so proud?" ?”

Ye Shiyu said forcefully: "I am young."

Not to be outdone, Zhu Fan said, "I have money."

Ye Rufeng just entered the password to enter the door at this time, put the beer in front of Zhu Fen, and lowered his voice: "How old are you two? Childish?"

Here comes, the protagonist of the third step is Ye Rufeng.

Ye Shiyu pounded the vermilion powder with his elbow, and muttered in a low voice: "Here he is again, he is going to start preaching again, I'll take a step first."

Zhu Fen winked her eyes desperately, trying to keep Ye Shiyu back, but Ye Shiyu hid behind Ye Rufeng, made a face, and flitted back to the bedroom.

Zhu Fan scolded Ye Shiyu in his heart for not being righteous enough.

As a result, after a while, Ye Shiyu changed his clothes and came out again, pestering Ye Rufeng to cook for him.

Zhu Fen raised her mouth obliquely: "I'm the one who needs comfort."

Ye Shiyu turned on the TV and snorted disdainfully. He has known Zhu Fan for so many years, and his emotions are basically written on his face.

The TV programs in the morning were either news or children's cartoons, and Ye Shiyu switched TV channels bored.

Zhu Fen yelled angrily: "Can you stop switching channels back and forth, you're almost blinding your eyes."

Ye Shiyu tuned to the next channel, opened his mouth wide, his lips trembled and he didn't say anything.

Ye Rufeng was in the kitchen worried that the two naive little adults would fight, so he came out with a spatula to take a look, and happened to see the TV program that was playing.

On the TV news, Su Yisheng smiled solemnly and cautiously. The woman next to him was very ordinary-looking, but she was superior in her facial features. At first glance, she seemed to be a good match. The two elders also made great achievements, and they were simply strong in reality joint.

Ye Shiyu quickly turned off the TV, and the courier glanced at Zhu Fan.

Zhu Fen gave a low laugh and praised, "They look like a good match."

Ye Rufeng came out of the kitchen after washing his hands and opened a bottle of beer.

Zhu Fen tacitly raised the beer bottle and touched him. The two of them blew half of the bottle. Ye Rufeng sarcastically said: "What match? A man has no talent, and a woman has no looks. Both of them together are not as good as a complete beer bottle." you."

Ye Shiyu admired from the heart how beautiful the words were. He never thought that such awkward words could be spit out from the mouth of Ye Rufeng, a straight man of steel.

He excitedly grabbed a bottle of beer and wanted to join the drinking party.

Zhu Fen and Ye Rufeng didn't look at him directly, they raised their arms at the same time and stopped the bottle of beer.

Ye Shiyu fell down on the sofa resentfully, tilting his head to look at the two people in front of him.

Since leaving around, they have voluntarily played the roles of elder brothers and friends, treating Ye Shiyu as much as possible. In order to solve Ye Shiyu's confusing troubles in adolescence, the two of them have exhausted their minds.

After Ye Shiyu went to college, Ye Rufeng and Zhu Fan were like sentimental old mothers, worrying about this and that all day long, saying that Ye Shiyu would not be allowed to work, Zhu Fan loved buying for Ye Shiyu the most, Ye Rufeng He also often cooks for Ye Shiyu, so he almost didn't give him his salary card.

The two of them lived in Ye Shiyu's house occasionally, talking and laughing together, and talking about everything, Ye Shiyu felt that the days without being around were not so difficult.

Although Ye Shiyu didn't drink, just smelling the smell of alcohol gave him the illusion of being slightly drunk. He joked in a strange voice, "Why don't you two get together."

The smile on the corner of Zhu Fen's mouth slowly disappeared, and Ye Rufeng took a sip of beer in embarrassment.

Ye Shiyu straightened up, staring at the changes in the expressions of the two of them intently, licked his upper lip with his tongue, and said calmly: "Look, none of you objected this time."

Ye Shiyu tilted his head and squinted at the two of them: "Wait, you are already together, aren't you?"

Zhu Fen and Ye Rufeng looked at each other awkwardly, trying to find the answer from each other's eyes.

Zhu Fen was the first to bow her head, put her hands on her knees, and said calmly, "Su Yisheng is a lunatic, a pervert. He called me before four o'clock and said he loved me."

Ye Shiyu sighed: "What's the use of loving you? It's not a political marriage."

Zhu Fen raised her eyebrows and hugged her arms tightly. The more she thought about it, the more angry she became. The hatred in her chest kept expanding. As if she was lucky, her body fell heavily on the sofa, but her soul flew away lightly. When I got up, my whole body seemed to have shed a hard shell, revealing the crushed heart inside.

He used to believe in fate, until he met Su Yisheng, the man who led him into the abyss of boundless hell.

Zhu Fen suffered all kinds of grievances and humiliation with him, and loneliness and despair tortured him all the time.

Zhu Fen even thought that Su Yisheng should have stabbed him to death, so that the hatred value in his heart would stay at zero forever, instead of being a small value at the beginning and getting bigger and bigger as it is now , tends more and more towards infinity, until finally it really becomes an astronomical number.

Zhu Fen slowly leaned on the sofa and closed her eyes, feeling extremely tired and sleepy.

Ye Rufeng silently poured all the remaining beer into the sink in the kitchen. Ye Shiyu looked at him lying on the door, dissatisfied: "Waste."

Ye Rufeng turned his head and glared at him: "When will you go to work?"

Ye Shiyu took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, turned around to leave, and dropped a sentence: "Tomorrow."

Halfway there, he turned back and looked at the porridge in the casserole with longing eyes: "Brother Zhu Fen's corn porridge is ready, send me a bowl in the room."

Ye Rufeng was punctured by Ye Shiyu, and retorted unwillingly: "It was porridge for you."

Ye Shiyu touched his chin with his fingers, and chuckled softly: "Come on, you know that I like to drink fruit porridge, isn't this corn porridge for drunk people?"

Ye Shiyu walked away with trembling steps, and did not forget to remind Ye Rufeng: "Later, carry him to the bedroom to sleep."

Ye Rufeng said silently in his heart, son of a bitch.

Ye Shiyu turned around suddenly, and gave Ye Rufeng a sharp look: "You must be scolding me in your heart."

Ye Rufeng scolded generously: "You son of a bitch."

Ye Shiyu shouted at the top of his voice on purpose: "Zhu Fan, Ye Rufeng scolded you."

After shouting, he ran away.

Zhu Fan yelled from the bedroom: "Ye Rufeng, you son of a bitch, how dare you scold me."

Ye Shiyu echoed: "Yes, Zhu Fan, he is challenging your authority."

Ye Rufeng smiled slightly: "Okay, why don't you two go to act?"

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