〖Hokage〗Choose to look up

Uchiha is a proud race... Maybe it is a bit inappropriate to use the word race to describe them, but the Uchihas that Akisha has met so far are all rabbits with eyes above the top!

As a time-traveling party, she has nothing to be proud of, from being excited at the beginning to being insensitive at the end, cold-hearted and black-hearted.Well, don't expect her to be sympathetic when she comes from one of the most well-known realms among hunters... Meteor Street.

Generally speaking, she is not bad as a time-traveling gangster, from the Kuruta tribe to the Meteor Street, and then from the Meteor Street to the Hakka who beat the enemy... It's her identity that makes her sore!Thinking about her seventeen or eighteen-year-old green onion flower Guduo, she became a mother of a child before she could react, so where do you want her to reason?

Yes, there are foreign monsters in the time-traveling party, and her cheat is a tsundere egg!It makes sense, even if you complain, you will be struck by lightning!Damn it!

When she knew that the little bun she gave birth to was named Kurapika by the patriarch, Akisa's heart was broken, yo~ Hello, tsundere revenge angel, no matter how cheap an angel is!

………No more cheap, with that egg in her, it is impossible to change the plot. Speaking of which, she is not Mary Su, and she doesn’t want to hook up with this and that. She just wants to live honestly in this high-risk land until she dies in her seventies and eighties. , So, was shattered by the word of egg light.

"dream"

... TT Your sister, now she even has a luxury to dream!Later, due to various reasons, the brigade group wiped out the Kuruta tribe. Want to hear the reason?

Well, to put it simply, the patriarch who looked like a stickman hooked up with the gang and successfully sent the clansman to do human experiments!During the day, these people should eat, eat, laugh, and laugh like normal people. At night, they seem to be possessed by evil spirits, staring at everyone with blood-red eyes and biting everyone. This is the hunter version of Resident Evil Bar!I go!Destroy!All destroyed!

She then followed the brigade with Kurapika in her arms.She has taken Kurapika to the brigade, can this world be better?What doesn't change the plot, go eat the eggs!asshole!

There is a beginning and an end, the egg said, you are leaving this world to go to the next one, but before you leave, you have to deal with the things here... So, Akisa was stabbed to death by Kurapika who knew the truth.

Is it frustrating enough?In fact, these are just a farce, the facts are not important, the important thing is that she must die in the hands of Kurapika.Hey... It's been so many years of raising it for nothing, it's cheap for that guy Kurolo!

She almost forgot about the world after that, the realm of the god of death, wandering around for hundreds of years, forgetting everything that should be forgotten, the heart that still hurts has become numb with the passage of time, and living is getting more and more meaningless , due to her personality, she is a person who likes to escape, pretending to be false with these people, betraying and taking advantage of them, all of them have accumulated to a climax, and Yakisha is gratified to find that she finally begins to despise herself, with such a emotions, came to the world of Hokage.

She is not very familiar with this place, it has been too long, and she doesn't remember much.Although Yajisha hid it well, Dandan still noticed her emotions. For the first time, he was so kind and didn't give her a task. Yajisha was also happy, wandering around the world, shaking the battlefield.tease.Orochimaru, who is still in his older brother's age, fights with Tsunade for wine, and throws the drunk Jiraiya into Orochimaru's room by the way.

Tune.There is no end to the drama, look at the young and lovely Minato Namikaze, holding him by the neck and throwing him into the crowd of women in the flower street, laughing quite happily when his little face was flushed by the group of women.

In order to prevent Akisha from catching him, he threw him into the group of female monsters again. Minato worked hard, forgot to sleep and eat, and finally figured out the technique of flying thunder god to fight for the hegemony in the ninja world in the future.The master has been murdered by Yajisha, can the apprentice run away?It's just that Minato is a good teacher who loves his apprentices, and every time he takes Kakashi back in a dangerous way...

Zilai also sighed with lingering fears, he obviously has a face that is all over the country, why Mao has such a bad personality!It's so bad that all men shy away from it!Orochimaru's face was livid, only Tsunade said something thought-provoking, she said, that woman has no heart, and she doesn't love anyone.

Yajisha smiled faintly, it's not that she doesn't love, it's that no one can love, so let's just leave it at that, the egg is right, she doesn't even love herself anymore, so she doesn't have time to love others.

The time here is much faster than that of the god of death. If you don't pay attention, Minato, who became the fourth Hokage, sacrificed with his wife, leaving behind a little milk baby with a big fox in his belly waiting to be fed.When Yajisha heard it, he was just stunned for a moment, or what to do, and continued to wander around the world.

Wanting to rest, as usual, she will find a clean hotel and stay there for ten days and half a month. She has always been floating like this.

The moon was bright and the stars were thin that day. After taking a bath, Yajisha drank water around a bath towel. Her long golden hair was wet on her shoulders, and strings of water droplets slid down her shoulders into her fair and proud face. Among the two peaks, the □ figure, the slender and straight legs, and even the feet exude a seductive luster. Any man can't help but burst into blood when he sees this scene.

In this ambiguous atmosphere, a young man broke through the window...

The blood-stained Konoha Anbe costume, the black hair like crow feathers haloed a layer of silvery halo under the moonlight, the young man's face was flushed abnormally, and his breathing was short of breath. The woman wrapped in a bath towel didn't even lose her iconic eyes in a panic. A stream of light flashed leisurely in her red eyes. She struggled to keep herself from slipping. She turned around in a panic and wanted to leave without even saying sorry. I didn't have time to say.

However, he couldn't leave.

The whole person was bound into a rice dumpling by the dense thread of thoughts.Yajisha walked over with his arms folded, bent down to look at the boy's eyes, and touched the boy's eyes, "Ah, I really miss it, I haven't seen such eyes for several years." He raised the boy's chin , eyes lingering on his face.

The young man bit his lip hard until it bled, restraining the medicine that was about to move in his body.A pure young man, even if he became Hokage's Zhili Anbu with outstanding abilities, he didn't know enough about those dirty things, so he was recruited in the mission.Who made his task target a pervert who likes □?You must know that (chun) medicine adds emotion.Interesting props are essential.

The boy trembled, and stared fiercely at the tone in front of him.The woman who teased him "let go of me!"

Yajisha smiled viciously on purpose, and raised his eyebrows, "Young man, you brought it to the door by yourself~" As he spoke, there was almost no distance between his lips and the boy's scorching breath sprayed on her face messily, like this The stimulation made his consciousness a little slack, but this boy was too stubborn, Yajisha stretched out his fingers and pressed his lips, "Young man, it is not a good habit to treat your body so roughly."

The next moment her white fingers were bleeding profusely, and the boy's teeth were really sharp.Forget it, Yajisha let go of the boy's shackles, and carried him to throw him into the bathroom for a cold bath. Looking at the boy's appearance, he might be a twelve or thirteen-year-old...

I was stunned, as if the book said that if I didn't vent it for the first time, it would be bad for my future development?Gotta... Yajisha looked at the ball curled up on the floor, and went to Huajie to find a clean girl, put on a bathrobe, walked over to pat the boy's face, "I'm insisting, boy, sister find you a woman"

So... Yajisha's hand was brutally met by the boy's sharp teeth, and there was clear anger in his red eyes.

Yajisha had a headache, and rubbed his forehead, "Young man, you won't let my sister let me help you relieve the fire, right? My sister has no experience in this field, be good, let go, otherwise you will not be able to give your wife a happy life in the future."

The boy let go...but Akisha was thrown.

The boy's scalding body temperature pressed Yajisha's slightly cool body, biting her body like a wild beast that lost his mind. After a while, red, purple and purple spots appeared on Yajisha's fair skin. trace.Yajisha is embarrassing... tune.If the play fails, you will be attacked?

Hey, although she has given birth to a child, she is still in good spirits, isn't she? !It happened so suddenly, while Yajisha was in a daze, his clothes were torn apart, and then there was a tearing pain.

Second Olympic!Young man, you are so strong!Enduring the pain in her body, she opened her eyes, looked at the young man galloping on her body, and sighed in her heart, after living for so long, she was considered to have fallen.The young man who had no skills at all acted greenly, and this was the first time, he quickly finished venting, and was pushed aside by Yajisha in a daze.

I went to the bathroom to take a shower, and used my thoughts to remove the marks on my body. When I came out, I saw the boy staring at the blossoming red plums on the quilt in a daze.Yajisha raised his eyebrows and smiled enchantingly, "Oh, boy"

The boy woke up suddenly, looked at her with complicated thoughts, and said "I'm sorry" for a long time.

It's a shame... Yajisha is always so bad, and the bathrobe is hanging loosely on his body, which can't cover the leaking spring at all.Light, Lianbu walked over slightly, lifted the boy's chin, and leaned over to kiss the corner of his lips, "Then how are you going to compensate me, boy?"

"..." The young man didn't know how to answer, and blushed violently.

Yajisha threw himself on the young man, lingering on his body, "How about staying with me for a night?"

The young man stared in disbelief, and subconsciously wanted to struggle, but his hand was trapped by the thread, and he was firmly suppressed by Yajisha.

"Well~ don't struggle, sister, I don't have such perverted hobbies, but if you struggle a little, maybe I can try it~" As he spoke, the tip of his tongue licked his earlobe, and the boy's body trembled violently.

She won't do business at a loss, Yajisha, this vile woman to the core, provokes the young man who has just experienced human affairs, saying ambiguous or explicit words from time to time, determined to position herself Become a female hooligan who overpowers teenagers.

Just because she hasn't done it doesn't mean she hasn't seen it. She hasn't seen anything in Meteor Street. There are so many perverts in that place that it can be said that it's a ton.Love, she will.The boy who hadn't completely detoxified from the medicine just immersed himself in joy with anger.

How could Yajisha, who is a bad woman, let it go so easily.As for the chance to play a boy, leave a note of love, and the rippling message "Young man, the taste is good~" There is also a dozen money left beside the note...

After waking up, the young man's face was completely dark, and a murderous aura emanated from him, and a fire escaped, almost burning down half of the hotel.The boy vowed to find that woman and burn it to ashes. Unfortunately, this woman seemed to have evaporated from the world. Although he was not reconciled, he sensibly kept this unbearable memory in the deepest part of his memory. I don't want to think about it until I die!

Yajisha, who spent a wonderful night with the boy, continued to wander. She knew who the boy was, and what surprised her even more was that after that night, the egg actually gave her a reward, the Kaleidoscope Sharingan.Yaji Shamo, after knowing the truth, it turns out that the yolk of this egg is full of denden, which is wretched!

After floating for a few months, Yajisha couldn't float any more. She was depressed to find that she was pregnant, and looked at the sky speechlessly. What the hell is that boy only in his teens?Your sister is pregnant!Sure enough, people in the Two-dimensional world are generally precocious?

A house was erected in the woods on the edge of the Kingdom of Fire, Gothic, her favorite style, quietly waiting for delivery, she thought a lot during the quiet time, and finally made a decision.

When the time came, Baozi was born. This child brought her many surprises, and it also made her understand that the buns born by the transmigrated party are generally mutated!This product is also a dress!Or baby wear!Well... no matter what, he was born by himself, right?

I experienced pregnancy in October and was born in pain.The feeling of being connected by blood makes Yajisha very nostalgic, but it is just nostalgia, and her decision will not change.Teach her everything I know, and satisfy her bad taste by the way, Kurt is her favorite kitten!

Baozi is six years old, and the kaleidoscope has opened. She has been taught everything that needs to be taught, and the rest is to let her out to harm the world.

The egg theory does not allow buns to exist, and the battle between mother and child after so many years has begun again, but how can it be so easy to let her buns die?What's more, this is a plan that she has carefully prepared for six years, so she will not fail.

Using two pairs of kaleidoscopes to successfully block the egg for 3 minutes, she changed eyes neatly, burned the bun's eyes as a sacrifice, and made a wish... She wanted to die.

It's a pity that she felt that she was reluctant to part with her buns when she was near death, but fortunately, she was fully prepared.

Smiling contentedly, she looked at Egg, who was furious and finally silent. If she could, she would never want to time travel again, she just wanted to be an ordinary person from the Celestial Dynasty.

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My words have come true, when did the skill of Crow's Mouth come to me?Originally, the white and tender little bun was soft and cute, why did the little bun's answer make me want to die when his father asked him what his ideal was when he was three years old?

Xiao Baozi said in a childish voice, "My ideal is to become a qualified killer and earn a lot of money!"

He turned his head and threw himself into Sasuke's arms, his face full of anger, God, can I stuff the little bun back into my stomach?This is no longer a mutation, but a perversion! !Still a complete pervert!I really want to say to Xiao Baozi, "Hey, you went to the wrong set, hurry up and ride the rocket back to that land to be your younger brother!"

It's a pity that Xiao Baozi's words completely shattered my fantasy.

"Mother, don't be too moved. Also, I want a younger brother."

I was not moved!I don't want to give birth to a younger brother for you! TT has pity on me for being calm for so many years, and I was finally beaten by my own son.

With the existence of my BUG, ​​our whole family can read it, and Xiao Baozi is not unfamiliar with this thing at all. Sasuke forced him to open his fine holes when he was six years old. It was Xiao Baozi's own request, and he said swearingly , he will keep it a secret.

The next sentence directly made me spit tea, "If anyone wants to learn, I can charge tuition!" The symbol of ￥￥ flashed clearly in the dark cat's eyes.

caress...

"Mother, don't worry, I will set the tuition very high, most people can't afford it"

"No... I'm not worried" I just suddenly felt that I've grown old so fast in the past few years, and I'm exhausted physically and mentally!

Xiao Baozi named himself Yi, Uchihai... Every time I hear someone call him Xiao Yi, I subconsciously think of that big black cat with long straight eyes, looking up at the sky with blank eyes, it really is God Is it my punishment?Later, it was my father's words that saved me.

"Xiaoyi is your son, you can teach him slowly, don't be so entangled"

Yes, no matter who he used to be, now he is Uchiboi, heck... forget about teaching or something, this kid was kidnapped by money from the very beginning of his soul, I don’t think he is so against the sky Get it corrected, at least Xiaoyi is infinitely loyal to her family, so let Xiaoyi not be careless to harm others!

I put my arms around Sasuke's neck, smiling happily, hoping that Naruto can keep Konoha's funds, and don't be emptied by her precious son.

The son of Youji and Uncle Kakashi has been successfully received by me, look at the little guy sitting in front of me with a serious face, and smile.

"From today onwards, you are my disciple. There is no need to test your strength. I think Uncle Kakashi has taught you very well."

"Hey! But teacher, what are you going to teach me?"

"The way of fighting." I thought for a while and said, "I pay attention to speed. I must not be soft-hearted when dealing with the enemy. I must kill him with one blow. Of course, except for the case of interrogating intelligence. Regarding torture, I think Xiao Yi can guide you. one time"

Xiao Yi, who was watching the scroll next to her, turned her head when she heard the words, and looked at Hatake Muxi with her swarthy cat eyes, "500 taels"

"……what?"

"500 taels per class"

Hatake Xiaoxi: "⊙﹏⊙‖..."

I patted Xiao Yi on the head, "After I finish speaking, you can discuss it with Xiao Xi yourself" and then continued, "Don't give the enemy time to breathe during the battle, it's just that you may not understand what you said, how about it, come out with me"

Go to the courtyard "Attack me, use your best moves"

Xiaoxi looks like an uncle, but his personality is like Youji, he is clumsy. I was already behind him when he was still forming seals.Patted the dazed Xiao Xi on the head, "Do you understand?"

"...Hmm!" It seemed to have shocked the child.

"Okay, that's it for today, continue tomorrow"

After finishing speaking, Xiaoyi quietly stood behind Xiaoxi, and said abruptly, "500 taels per class, what do you think?"

So...Xiaoxi was frightened because my good son turned his head into a green pineapple...

Tune.It was really interesting to teach the younger disciples about horses. In less than a week, Uncle Kakashi rushed to the house.

"Little Nineteen, please let my little Xi go, you see that little face is so skinny, what have you taught him!"

"Uncle, Xiaoxi told me yesterday that he eats eight bowls of rice at a meal."

Raise your eyebrows and smile, son, don’t tell the truth like this~

Kakashi covered his face decadently, "Okay, tell me what you taught him."

I blinked at Xiaoyi, and Xiaoyi stood up and walked in front of Kakashi, "Uncle, I can explain to you Xiaoxi's lessons these days in detail, and of course you can visit and experience it in person, um, since you are an acquaintance I'll give you a 1000% discount and charge you [-] taels."

Kakashi Shiyu looked at Xiao Yi's dark pupils and subconsciously wanted to turn away, but when he thought of his son, he silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood and obediently paid for it.Xiao Yi dutifully took Kakashi to visit.

Then he came out with a green face. Although his mask is also green, I still found it amazing that the green complements each other~

After leaving Uchiha's house, Kakashi ran home in tears all the way, hugged his wife and began to cry, he must save his son from the fire pit!If this continues, his well-behaved son will definitely be turned into a pervert by Nineteen! !

Youji, who had been brainwashed by Nineteen for many years, slapped Kakashi away who was relying on her. "It's better to be a pervert than to be bullied! I believe in Nineteen!"

... "Honey, let's have another one"

Youji held the kitchen knife and cut off the head of the saury, and smiled at Kakashi, "Husband~ I will still send him to Jiujiu if there is another one."

Kakashi suddenly felt that the future was dark... Xiao Nineteen!You devil ah ah ah ah!

The children went to school, and my son said to me after the first day of school, "Mom, you don't have to prepare lunch for me from now on"

"Is it not delicious?" Hurt...

"Teacher, all the girls in the class agree that they will prepare bento for Xiao Yi in the future," Xiao Xi explained obediently.

Well, it's a waste of time, put away the expression on your face, and kiss your precious son's face, "Well done son!"

Xiaoyi nodded, "I will continue to work hard."

Xiaoxi: "(─.─|||, keep working hard? How hard is it? You have worked so hard to use nails to tear your paralyzed face out of your smile to eat free meatballs, so hard to show little stars in your eyes with your paralyzed face The grocery store accepts free nails, you work hard..."

Xiao Xi rubbed her forehead. In fact, you mean to work so hard that you can get what you need without spending money, right?He really felt that the pocket money that Xiaoyi had confiscated in various names these days was not wronged at all, in fact... he can do the same, right?

It's not easy to save money, and it's even more difficult to keep the money in your wallet by Xiao Yi's side, looking up at the sky melancholy... He is really too weak! TT

One day, Xiaoyi came back and told me that he was going to be Hokage, and I was immediately terrified. Could it be that Naruto's tongue-in-cheek is so strong that even my baby can't be spared? !

"Can you tell mom why you want to be Hokage?"

Xiaoyi replied solemnly, "Hokage is the village chief, and the whole village is mine after becoming Hokage!" By extension, the money in the entire village belongs to him...

The corners of his mouth twitched, as expected, this had nothing to do with the Will of Fire! "Okay, then try to pull Uncle Naruto down" I don't mind at all, really!

Seeing Xiao Yi's eyes shining brightly with money symbols, I laughed very happily, and it will become more and more interesting in the future. The members of our Uchiha family, whether they are scumbags or not, can make the world It's a mess, I just don't know if Xiaoyi really becomes Hokage, will the other countries be so poor that they can't even afford food...

The author has something to say: After taking off for several months, I finally finished this article...

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