〖Hokage〗Choose to look up

Nowadays, people will not feel strange when faced with any kind of weird things. Also, 2012 has passed through safely, and there is nothing to be calm about, but it is that candles are bought faster before and after the end. Out of stock situation.

The word death is very simple to write with just a few strokes, but now few people write with a pen. After a few clicks on the keyboard, neat square characters are formed. High technology is easy to use, and any font can be used. Yes... Well, it seems a bit far-fetched, the above is completely irrelevant to my current situation, sorry, I get used to it, and I tend to be distracted.

To briefly summarize my current situation, it is a very clichéd word, time travel.

God is unreliable because it is a Western god, but even if I am a native of the Celestial Dynasty, I would go to temples to worship Buddha and offer incense if I have nothing to do. It’s not that I’m superstitious, but people have to have some faith No, but now I have discovered that the local gods of the Celestial Dynasty are not real, and it is more reliable to believe in myself.

Move around and change your posture. For me who has just grown up, I am a little dumbfounded even if I wake up and degenerate into a baby state. After thinking about it, I haven’t done anything in the short 18 years. Why did such a vulgar thing happen to me?

Some girls will say that you are out of shit luck, what can you complain about if you can live for a few more years?Actually, I'm not complaining, I'm just not used to it, really!

As a baby with an adult soul, he can't control his nervous system, urinating and defecating... You understand.I'd rather the guy who made me time travel turn me into an idiot than be so embarrassing.

Spring goes and autumn comes, time is a butcher's knife!If you chop it off with a knife, your life will be short... This is not a feeling, it is a small literary accent.

You want to ask, do you have no father or mother for your child?Why don't you give an introduction, where did you wear it, what is your name?the girls

It's not that I don't want to say it, but when I think of my mother in this life, I want to point my middle finger to the sky.

Although I used to be a young girl from the Celestial Dynasty, since I can remember, I have entered the first hall of my life, kindergarten until the end of my life, and finally made it to the end of the college entrance examination. The years have passed... Who would have thought...

Hey, I digressed again, what I mean is that good students can also read comics, read time-travel literature, and go to JJ to squat if they have nothing to do... Ah, the word squatting seems not very elegant, this is a trivial matter, don't worry about it.

So, I won't talk nonsense, the mother of my generation is the so-called female pig in Zongman.

Especially the shiny blond hair and blue eyes that dazzled me. Generally speaking, Mary Sue in Xiaobaiwen is dressed like this, pretending to be an angel to hook up with so-and-so.

But the problem is not this, but her face that is 90.00% similar to the super-popular supporting role Kurapika in Wanniankeng Shen’s super-famous manga boy looking for dad. But it still hurts.

So the first sentence I learned to speak was to ask "beauty, don't tell me you're Kurapika's sister or something, please, honey, I'm mine"

The woman froze for a moment and gave me an incomparably holy smile, "No, I'm actually Kurapika's mother." Immediately, I vomited blood... Sister, you are strong!

Look, feel sad, my life is such a tragedy... Akisha, oh, my mother's name.

At first, I couldn't utter these two words. I was originally an adult soul and called Mom to people who were about the same age. I wanted to find a piece of noodles and hang myself.

But Yajisha said gently with a holy smile, "In terms of age, even you, my great-grandchild, can't be ranked..."

Confused

Yajisha's beautiful thin lips hooked up, and spit out two words, death.

So I understood, one or two hundred years old or something in that place is still a kid, okay... I succumb to "mother"

Bang, a chestnut hit me on the head "Even if I am the age of your ancestors, I will only be 22 in this life! Throw that old word down the toilet for me!"

I'm going... Touch the big bump on your head, violent girl, even if you have an angelic face, it can't change your inner self!

It's not easy to travel through the party, and it's even more tragic for a child who is dressed as a female pig in the comics!

When I was three years old, I bathed in Yajisha, a fake girl, every day. No, she was just an old woman in a girlish shell. Er, I can only think about it in my heart.

Well, I'll rephrase my words, since my third birthday, I've been bathed in my mother's murderous aura every day, living in pain and joy... This guy definitely copied the education method of beating the enemy Hakka!

Akisha, I want to ask, do you want to train me as the second Kiya?There is no sunshine boy here that I yearn for, and I can bear it

Countless pressures to stage a drama of the prince saving the princess, running away from home or something, I...maybe I can try.

You ask me why I know this is not Hunter World?Why... the question is very profound, so I will also answer you very profoundly, it is intuition!What an underwhelming answer.

Dear, don't show the word "puffing", I'm conditioned... because I'm playing jerky, and the woman in Akisana is smiling and gently whipping me.Sure enough, it is plagiarism, I guessed right!

"Akisha, can you tell me who my father is?" The way to reduce the pain is to transfer the mind, come, come, let's chat...

"Good girl, trust me, you won't want to know." Yajisha's skills are good, the whip will not tear the skin, it just leaves a red mark on the skin, but it hurts so much that I want to bite my tongue and kill myself.

"No...I want to know" everyone has curiosity, but it's a serious or not serious problem.

"Well, well, since you want to know so much, dear daughter, then mother will kindly tell you." A whip came over, and the strength was a bit strong, making me turn in a circle in mid-air, which was still 360 degrees...

Turning back, facing Akisha's face, seeing the mouth shape made by her beautiful lips, I was very embarrassed.

When I opened my eyes again, I was awakened by the pain, my whole body felt like I was being burned, and I felt like I was about to be cooked... Sitting in a wooden barrel filled with green liquid, I turned to ask Yajisha, who was reading with his chin propped up. Ask "Honey, were you kidding me earlier?"

With a look of hope on his face, Akisha will give me an affirmative answer.

"I never joke." Yaji's eyes fluttered, and he smiled sweetly. "My dear girl, it's wrong to escape from reality."

It's not scary to time-travel, and it's not scary to time-travel like me. What's scary is that time-traveling becomes that man's daughter... Ah, I'm belated

I thought, so this is Hokage, the place where people give out lunches anytime, anywhere.

One pump per day... let's continue talking nonsense with my mother.

"Mother, can you tell me how you hooked up with my father?"

"Hook up? Good girl, ladies can't say such indecent words, add thirty whips"

Akisha, you devil!

"Okay, my lord, is it love at first sight, love at first sight, love at first sight, love at third sight and love at third sight for life?"

"No, no, no, that kind of drama is too bloody, it's just that the appearance of the young green onion is so exciting to me, plus the person is too lonely and wants to have a child for fun, and the young man's pedigree is very good, so I gave it It's just a wonderful night for him, we're a win-win~" Akisha's secret book, the Virgin Smile staged.

I closed my eyes that were so painful from the shaking, my liver trembled for a while, the boy... my voice was a little trembling, "Mother, how old was he at that time?"

"12 years old~~~"

Yajisha, you are enough, don't learn perverted symbols, I'm so sorry for your face!and also……

"Honey, 12 years old, is it mature?"

"Can I have you if I am immature?"

That's right... I'm silent, I found that the whip doesn't hurt so much on my body.But..."Mother, why do I feel that what you said just now means that Father didn't sacrifice himself voluntarily?"

"It doesn't matter, I just do it voluntarily!" Look, what a generous answer.

"Mother, it's wrong to rape a boy"

"Where did you come from if I didn't force you, just grab it if you want~"

"That's some spider boss' theory"

"It's my theory too, dear girl"

It turns out that you are a spider... That world must have collapsed beyond redemption with your existence.With the title of Kurapika's mother going to the brigade, is there anything more fantastic than this?

"Well, I suddenly missed my cheap son. I don't know if Kuroro treated him well."

=口=... "Master, don't tell me that you joined the regiment with Kurapika in your arms, then who killed your Kuruta clan?"

"The brigade is destroyed, I suggested it." Yajisha faded the smile of the Virgin and instantly transformed into a witch's bloodthirsty enchantment.

I will keep silent...

"Mother, you really are a beast."

Pa... I was whipped and flew out. Cough... The wall is so strong that I didn't break it. It doesn't matter if you spit some blood, it can speed up the blood circulation... Yajisha, you are so angry that you are not calm at all.

Day after day, so many days... How can I export such a poor poem, it's too tasteless.

Looking at me sitting upright in a kimono in the mirror, I sighed, Yajisha, are you really a beating enemy?It turns out I'm not Chiya, but Curt!

If you look closely, from a distance, I'm actually Kurt's twin sister, except he doesn't have rabbit eyes.

The three hooked jades turned and turned into another shape. Sure enough, I am still very patriotic. You see, the five-pointed star... Al... is bleeding again, sighing, wiping the blood from the corner of his eye, and looking out the window at the misty white clouds .

It's not that I want literature and art, but I have never stepped out of this building except for being thrown out by Akisha to kill people and practice my hands. Every time I go out, Akisha wraps him in a cloak from head to toe.

I'm very disturbed, is it true that the transformation system is all intuitive creatures?Yajisha has been out for a few days... It will be my sixth birthday in two days. Well, as an adult, I am looking forward to her coming back to celebrate my birthday. It is a bit hypocritical, but, chick Complex is common.

Things changed so quickly that I was caught off guard... I don't think I will ever forget how I spent my sixth birthday.

Yajisha gave me a surprise.It's a life-and-death battle between mother and daughter... I can't remember the details of the battle, but I only remember the last scene of Akisha spitting out blood, which stained her white and flawless dress red, but she was still smiling, that is Her secret, the Madonna's smile.

I just lay on the ground in such a state of embarrassment and stared wide-eyed, watching her mouth open and close until I lost consciousness...

I woke up in the hospital, unable to see because my eyes were covered with gauze, and I knew it was a hospital because of the smell of disinfectant.In an unfamiliar and peaceful environment, lying on the bed like a corpse, the memory came back bit by bit, and the thought of my head was about to explode before I remembered what Yajisha said to me that night.

Yajisha, most of the female pigs I read end up being with the person they love, or killing a certain god and living freely, no matter how bad they are, they can become gods, but why do they become gods when they come to you? Become a BE?

Sure enough, you have done too many bad things. Yajisha, your life is more tragic than mine. Last time, you died at the hands of your cheap son. This time... I am also an indirect murderer. Your hobbies are really good. abnormal!You are not only beating up the enemy's customer control, but you are also imitating that person. Do you think you are too stupid, you have lived too long and your mind is stiff.

"Hey! You're awake! Is it physical pain? Don't cry, your eyes haven't healed yet, be strong little sister"

It's a nurse, I didn't cry, who would cry for that dead old woman!Akisha, you are an asshole!If you are sick, don't treat it, please ask your sister!You deserve it even if you die of illness!I will not be sad for you!Absolutely not!