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Xia Youjie quickly recovered from his daze, turned his eyes away from the underwear in the pile of clothes that had been torn out by half because of Wujo Wu's actions, and rolled up the ball of clothes with one hand, wanting to call home.

"Put me down." The voice was magically the same as when she was human.

"Hiss, the lemur has spoken!!!" Hui Yuanxiong shouted.

Lan: ...

"Really, let me see," Wujo Wushou was about to open Lan's mouth, wanting to see how the sound of human speech was made under the fangs of that mouth. Care about, pinch the little paw and knead the paw pad, "Ah~~~ It feels really good. It's oily and slippery, and it looks like I've taken care of it very well."

Before everyone could react, the girl who was a lemur was touched several times on her chest and back, her body was almost rubbed, and her tail was pulled up and stroked twice.

Because Gojo Satoru felt too comfortable in the hand, happy little flowers appeared, and he opened his mouth to greet, "Jie, come and touch it quickly. Lan is super easy to touch."

Xia Youjie: ...Perverted?

"Please don't deviate from the point, it's not for you to play like this, Wujo stop touching, answer me," Lan, who was touched by the flat chest and back of a lemur, didn't care, Gojo Wujo's posture of hugging her made her Feeling uncomfortable, the body instinctively struggled to go down, and said, "I have become like this, do you mind if I am not human?"

The four of them were silent for a moment, Xia Youjie rubbed his forehead with a headache, "No...that's not what I mean. Of course Lan is just Lan, human society has its own operating rules and moral judgments, we are worried that you will use this mentality to judge other people's life, take your own life seriously, act without scruples."

"It's dangerous perception."

"No, you don't have to worry about me doing things that hurt others because of this," Lan replied, maintaining the appearance of a lemur, with his tail raised and lowered behind him, "because I use power to communicate with them to help, in fact Ask for help rather than orders, and the premise of maintaining smooth communication is to be on the same frequency with their power nature, and to integrate into the power between heaven and earth to use them."

"Nature and all things in the world will not lend power to people who do not know how to respect their own life and the lives of others. It is not to refuse users, but that does not conform to the law of power operation. It is like you have been with someone who can only understand Japanese. Just like speaking English, in order for them to understand, you have to be able to speak their language to communicate, and the way of communication is the level of consciousness, and consciousness cannot deceive itself or deceive them.”

When Lan still wanted to say something, she opened her mouth and stopped to look at the door.

"Squeak—" the sound of the door being pushed open sounded, because it was in the girls' dormitory, the four older boys tacitly chose to half-close the door in order to avoid suspicion, causing the visitor to easily push the door open.

Night Moth pushed the door open, frowned, looked around the four people and the monkey, paused for a while, and put a question mark on his brow visible to the naked eye, he asked, "What are you doing, I heard that in the teacher's building Enlightenment’s laughter, are you so energetic just after the mission? Don’t go to rest for treatment, come here to play with your juniors? Do you need extra classes?... And just now, I heard the voice of a girl.”

He swept through the mess of girls' clothes on the sofa, and gradually became serious, "Teacher, I don't discriminate against students' personal hobbies, or boys can watch some movies together when they are old. But, please don't treat a monkey To do strange things, at least, there is still a bottom line for being a human being."

After Xia Youjie heard that the teacher was gradually starting X-education, he was embarrassed and red-faced, and directly covered the girl's two pointed ears with one hand. Lan's mouth.

Lan Monkey: ...

It's a lemur.Forget it, there is nothing wrong with calling it a monkey.

Hui Yuanxiong and Nanami Kento, who were believed to gather a crowd to watch the clip and act strangely towards the monkey, couldn't help covering their faces and facing the wall directly. They really didn't want to face the reality and didn't want to say anything more.Just leave everything to the seniors.

Noctua Zhengdao was very puzzled, felt very strange and couldn't tell what was wrong, his brows were frowned, he couldn't stand it after all, he hated iron but steel, "Wu, Jie, you go to the zoo to steal monkeys to play Do you still want to wear a skirt for it?? Give it to me, I will put it back in the mountains or send it to the zoo.”

cute.Find an excuse to come to comb the hair. If you have a lot of hair reserves, go back and poke a felt according to this template.

"No—no, no need for teacher." Gojo Satoru refused, hid Lan behind his back, and took a small half step back nervously, "We will let him go back to the mountain, this is just an ordinary monkey... ...Son? Don't bite me, cough cough, Jie and I will be responsible for releasing it back to the mountain."

"Hey?" Gojo Satoru winked wildly at Lan, let go of her hand covering her mouth, squeaked, and pretended that you were really a monkey.

...Although I may not be human, you are real dogs.Can such a bad idea be done?

Lan only had a pair of big emerald green eyes, and felt that everyone was implying that she would acquiesce to the teacher's words. Without blinking, she slowly turned her head and remembered the expressions of the four people present. He kept the clamped posture, tilted his head, and moved his pointed ears.

"squeak……?"

That's how the creature should be pronounced, right?Lan thought uncertainly.

It's okay to squeak, why! !Why do you add a questioning tone, Lan? ! !Everyone complained in their hearts.

"Sure enough, you guys are weird today, are you thinking about puberty?" Ye Mozheng stepped forward, took the lemur that Wutiao Wu was holding under his arm, and slapped the student's hand off, and the extremely beautiful one The lemur also followed his strength and slapped Gojo Wu along the way.

The little monkey has a bad temper.

"Holding it like this will make it more comfortable. What was your posture just now, Wu, leave it to me, and I will take care of it." Noctua Zhengdao picked up the lemur and was about to leave. When he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered something , turned around and asked, "If Huiyuan wants to go back to his dormitory to put the handheld, don't go through the window and enter his dormitory. Will walking a few more steps exhaust you? I almost entered the door as an enemy or a thief."

Of course, the last sentence is a joke.Maybe it's because he's old, he doesn't quite understand what teenage boys are doing now.Actually prepare clothes for lemurs?Or are there too few women in colleges?

Hiss - trough cake.

Hui Yuanxiong faced the wall with tears streaming down his face, his forehead hit the wall in front of him with a thud, what kind of hell luck is it today, such a perfect plan was discovered by Ye Moth teacher.The most important thing is, 噫—Senior Xia You poked him with disapproving eyes again, and Senior Wu Tiao will definitely find an excuse to bully him again.

He couldn't help sticking to the reliable 'adult' Nanami Kento in his heart, and secretly wanted to chat with his companions, but found that Qihai Jianren's eyes had been closed peacefully, and the corners of his lips were slightly raised.

... I seem to see the Virgin Mary.

Night Moth Zhengdao has already stepped out of the door. He thinks that he has arranged for a teacher who understands the students. He is content to hold the lemur and is about to go out. He is sandwiched between two male high school students who have reacted.

"Teacher, there's no need to send this innocent little monkey to the zoo. Just let Jie and I send it back to nature. Zhizhizhi, hurry up and stop playing, L^...monkey." Gojo Satoru stepped forward quickly, pretending to be relaxed, and walked beside the teacher, trying to hug Lan back.

but!That lemur avoided his eye signals, hugged the night moth Zhengdao's neck, leaned on the other's shoulder comfortably, and really pretended that he was a monkey who couldn't understand human words? ?

Xia Youjie gasped, very puzzled why since he met Lan, his daily life has become so colorful that he has a headache for it, sweet pain is also pain.

"teacher……"

"Go ahead."

"?"

Night Moth kept walking on the right path, but instead of walking towards the dormitory of the teacher's building, he walked towards the empty space of the college, "Say it, don't try to hide anything from me. As the teacher of you two problem children, how could you not understand your abnormality?" Behavior. What's up with this lemur?"

"In the high school, what are you and Nitzi doing unconsciously hiding from us? The same goes for the two first-year students. Has it something to do with it?"

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie looked at each other, Gojo Wu raised the corners of his lips, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I really can't help it. Is the teacher's simple-minded and well-developed appearance just a disguise? So careful, I found a lot of things wrong Why didn’t you ask me and Jie in advance.”

Boom—a big freshly baked bag exploded on the top of Gojo Satoru's head.

"...Wu, what about the etiquette when talking to the teacher." Xia Youjie reminded, but the point was no longer on it. The black-haired ball-headed boy raised his eyes and looked directly into the teacher's eyes, "It's not so much, it's better to say It's her. Teacher, the lemur in your hand is called Lan, and it's a young girl."

Noctuma, who was holding the lemur and was still stroking its fur, froze in his hands, and suddenly didn't know where to put his hands. He froze like a wooden figure, pinched the lemur's arm, and gently placed her on the ground .At this time, he also noticed that the quietness and eyes are different from the natural wildness of animals. Yes, no matter how intelligent an animal is, it will not have the eyes of human wisdom.

She said, "Hello, my name is Lan."

Noctua Zhengdao felt sorry for the lost felt doll.Watching the lemur speak human language with a straight face, he said solemnly, "Hello, I'm Noctuma Zhengdao, the instructor of these two guys."

"Come here, you two, explain to me."