[HP] I'm hanging out at Hogwarts

There's nothing more tragic than... having a baby.

The saddest thing in the world is raising kids with Eric.

Is there anything more miserable in the world than this?Yes, for example, this child is not yours.

This matter has to start three days ago.

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As you can see, I, Sheldon, am now Shelby Panik.A physics genius with an IQ of 187 is now trapped in the body of a baby.

My guess is that the earth's seasonal magnetic field change pressure meets the sunspot nuclear change, causing the space to tear... Ahem, do you understand?

The reddish-brown haired, fussing monster on my left is my sister in my current body, Anne Panik…

Ah... what a stupid last name.

The blond-haired, normal-looking monster on the right is my cousin, Eric Gardner.

A baby's language system usually doesn't speak simple sentences vaguely until seven or eight months old, but I really can't wait for that long.

In order not to frighten my parents, who also don’t seem very smart, it should still be possible to call "Mom and Dad" reluctantly.

However, my father doesn't seem to be as stupid as I look, even... this family is a bit smart?

However, what I never expected is... this family is simply a disaster.

And these two next to me, Annie and Eric.my temporary guardian.

It can be said to be very incompetent.

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(three days ago)

"Dad, have you figured out where he came from?" Annie took out two cans of soda from the refrigerator and threw one to Eric.

"He hasn't said a word so far. I'm a little worried now... you popped out "no mobile phone to play with, so boring" one month after you were born. And he...hasn't spoken yet." William said.

"Now let's determine which country he is from. We have tested Chinese, Korean, and Japanese...basically excluding East Asia and the Middle East." Bailey added, "I also tested Oracle, Bronze, Xiaozhuan, Dazhuan..."

"You never thought, maybe he is British or American?" Eric's words woke everyone up.

"Emmm...sorry..." Shelby couldn't bear it anymore.

Annie heard the little baby next to her suddenly say a sentence in pure English...

"I'm going to do something later, I hope you don't beat me." William said seriously, "I'm going to do something that the whole British people can't bear, if he can bear it, he is basically an American. "

"You won't do "that thing"?" Annie looked at William in horror.

"Yeah, that's the thing... damn American English..."

"Okay, stop! I'm an American." Shelby stopped this stupid test, "Please don't be frightened by my sudden statement, what I'm going to say next is likely to subvert your cognition."

He paused for a while, "Do you know about time travel... Oh forget it, I don't expect you to understand..." His chubby little finger covered his eyes.

"Do you think you're the only one who came here? Is our family all right?" William pulled everyone over and looked at Eric who was bewildered...

"Well...you don't count as you going out."

After speaking, Eric was pushed out.

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After figuring out that Shelby is a free soul from the United States, William seemed to relax a lot and decided to release all the stress of the past few days.

"Annie, your mother and I haven't lived together for a long time. You and Eric take good care of Shelby at home."

While talking, William put on his hat, and at some point, a rose appeared in his hand and handed to Jane, "For you, my dear sweetheart."

"Thank you, you are my sweetheart too."

"I just want the two of them to go out quickly..." Annie saw this crooked scene...and expressed her dismay.

Eric nodded.For the second time since refusing to eat mashed carrots at the age of four, Annie and I have reached a consensus.

To be honest, his uncle and aunt are so boring, he can't stand it...

Wait, what did uncle say just now?Let him and Annie take care of Shelby at home...

After the greasy middle-aged couple left, Annie slumped on the sofa, staring blankly at her younger brother.

The hair had not grown much, but it must have been reddish-brown, and the eyes, like William's, were blue.

"I'm hungry," Shelby said slowly. "It's been three hours, five minutes and thirty-eight seconds since I've had a baby booster."

This kid is really troublesome...

"Eric, go make milk." Annie pushed Eric who was watching TV next to him.

"Why did I go? Aren't you his sister? Shouldn't you come?" Eric didn't move, and Annie kept pushing his thigh, and he gave her a dick.

"Oh... why don't you go if you don't go, why are you beating someone?" Annie covered her forehead aggrievedly.Seriously... it makes her crazy every time.

Eric this guy... seems to have grown taller?Eric just passed his 13th birthday last week. The two people who are so familiar usually don't care about each other's changes. But Annie went to China to see a doctor and found out after returning...

He has indeed grown taller, and the curve of the chin face has become more and more distinct, without the roundness and softness of a little boy.Anne stared and observed for a while.

"What are you doing? Staring at me to see if I'm plotting something wrong..."

"I plotted against you? You think too much! You go to make milk." Annie stuffed the bottle into his hand, "Let me tell you, you will be a father one day, right? It's a good opportunity to practice .”

"Then you're going to be a mother one day. Why don't you keep this training opportunity for yourself? Be careful that you won't be able to get married in the future." Eric retorted.

"Whether I will get married or not is still a problem! Besides, if I can't get married, you will marry me? Eat salty carrots and don't worry about it."

"Then whether I get married or not is also a question!"

"Why... You still want to argue with me about this kind of question?" Annie said.

"If you don't get married, how can I get married..."

? ? ?Anne looked at Eric suspiciously.

"I mean you're older than me, you should tie the knot first, right?"

"If you two keep arguing like this, I'm going to starve to death..." Shelby shook his two baby feet. "You all know babies can't manage their own excretory systems, so..."

"Eric..." Annie laughed suddenly, "I suddenly felt that breastfeeding is a very good opportunity to exercise, so the difficult job of changing diapers should be entrusted to you, an extremely smart person."

"I believe you will become a "good husband" and "good father" in the future."

Eric was stunned suddenly, "You...do you really think so?" He looked into Annie's eyes, which were very similar to his own.

"Of course..." Annie took the milk bottle from him back into her hand while he was still in a daze, "Of course whoever marries you is unlucky! Go obediently and change your diaper!"

Damn... he actually fell for it.

Shelby had a vague feeling that something was wrong, that the blond-haired boy seemed...to do something to him...

"I warn you, don't come here..." Shelby pointed at Eric with his chubby baby fingers.

After Annie finished making the formula, she saw Shelby was hung on the coat rack, and Eric continued to watch TV as if nothing had happened.

"What did you do to him?"

"I have already changed the diaper, in order to prevent him from running around and "falling" myself."

"You are really a "child-rearing genius" ha... My dad is really a virtue." Annie recalled that she was also hung on the coat rack when she was a baby.

"Of course, I'm a 'model father'."

"Aren't you afraid of his magic riot?" Anne saved Shelby from the coat rack.

""Magic Riot"? I'm afraid you haven't watched "Harry Potter" too much?" Shelby muttered.

"Shelby, what I say next may overturn your perception." Annie deliberately imitated Shelby's rebellious tone when she first spoke.

"We are wizards."

"Hahahahaha...does anyone still believe in wizards these days?" Shelby giggled and hiccupped laughingly.Annie patted him on the back to help him hiccup.

"You don't believe me? Well... Eric and I are not yet adults, and the traces are still there, but... I can show you my wand and my textbook."

Shelby never thought that he, a person who never believed in magic, would end up in a world full of magic...

"Then I wish I was a normal person...what's that called in your world? 'Muggle'?"

he said silently.

No matter how crazy the world is, there is no way to pull him into the field of pseudoscience!