[HP] I'm hanging out at Hogwarts

Time: 1993

The midwives of St. Mungo's had their first glimpse of what is called: Muggle productivity.

"Director Smith, I've never seen such a fierce Muggle, are you sure?" The little nurse put on the gloves tremblingly, and looked at the middle-aged wizard who seemed to be putting his life and death aside. Director Smith, an authoritative physician of Ge Obstetrics and Gynecology, said.

"Don't worry, little rookie, I was an intern doctor like you 13 years ago, and I also met a fierce female Muggle who was about to give birth. Believe me, everything will pass." After speaking, he put on the hood and looked He glanced at the woman inside.

Silence, is today's St. Mungo's Obstetrics.

For a moment, he was stunned... Fate is such a teaser, this is the vicious female Muggle 13 years ago.

"William Panik, I'm going to kill you! My mother will never give birth to you again! It hurts me so much! I :/@;(&...you..." Jane endured the labor pain on the hospital bed The mouth is fragrant.

"My wife...I swear we will never have another baby, okay?" William himself was so anxious that he finally checked the baby products he brought, breast pump, diapers, blankets, clothes, feeding bottles, Pacifier... "Bailey, have I brought all of it?"

Bailey looked helpless, since she wasn't his wife in the first place, "Brother, don't worry... When you gave birth to Annie, you came here cheerfully and empty-handed."

I think that William Panik was also a ruthless person back then. When his wife was about to give birth, he had an hour of arguing with Theodore Nott (Theodore's father) at the door... He was empty-handed and brought nothing. St. Mungo's obstetrics paid a lot of money for baby supplies.

The baby was just born hungry, but he was lucky... the breast pump didn't arrive, so he held it with his finger first.Little Anne sucked quite a lot...

According to William Panick: Handsome guy, even his fingers are sweet... (Bah!)

Then Bailey rolled his eyes at him, William finally behaved a little better, and held his daughter Annie in his arms.

Good guy... It's just a sip to the old father's flat "Siberian Plain" through the shirt.

Two potatoes on the great plains of Siberia were once good friends

until one of them is violated

Not to mention, William expressed a dull pain in his chest...

(Annie: I...I...that's baby instinct. I didn't do it myself!)

"This...it's different now..." William walked back and forth anxiously, while Jenny inside was still in labor.

"Oops! You're walking around! I'm panicking!" Chris said.

In the delivery room:

"Ms. Panick! Take a deep breath...inhale...exhale... oops! My old Merlin! Mrs. Panik, can you let go first!" Jenny bit the arm of Director Smith tightly, and the delivery room immediately became chaotic. There was a ball.

"Director Smith! Didn't you say that technology is the primary productivity of Muggles? How did it become biting?" The little nurse was startled by such a scene.

"Hilkin! Hurry up... tell her some shocking news about the Muggle world, that's what we did back then." Director Smith said.

"Oh! Mrs. Panik, I heard that "Schindler's List" is released!"

Outside the delivery room:

"What? The World War II business card is released! I want to see it!" Chris stood up all of a sudden.

"Dad! Calm down! We'll see later." Bailey grabbed Chris.

(According to Chris's later recollection: he felt that the actor who played Amon Goethe was strangely familiar... and Voldemort was exactly the same... Sure enough, the faces of the villains were all the same. The handsome Pa's face was just in case.)

In the delivery room:

"I heard that the British table tennis team finally defeated those eastern countries!"

Outside the delivery room:

"This is pure nonsense! How could I lose in the national football game in Greater China!" This time it was William's turn to sit still. "I fought them with the ping-pong exercises taught in primary school, and I could win!" After speaking, William stood up and showed the primary school ping-pong exercises he hadn't done for many years.

"Brother...Brother...Brother! Stop, stop showing off, stop showing off!" Bailey stopped William's eager hands, "You are so good at playing, why didn't you represent the British Muggle Ping Pong Team?"

It was in this joyous environment that Annie's biological brother was born...

The newborn baby didn't cry, and showed an extraordinary temperament. William finally hugged his own son...

However, his own son seemed unwilling to let him touch him, and put on a dirty face.

If the baby could talk now, he would definitely complain about the smirking white-haired man in front of him, the idiot standing beside him, and the old man...

He actually has a scolding mother...

A physics genius with an IQ of 187 turned around and entered the body of a child. What kind of tragedy is this?

"Dad, what do you think I should name him? What do you think of...Jackson?"

"Listen to me! Call Ergou!" Chris said.

"No, no, Dad, you can't name it like this. When Annie was first born, you still wanted to name her Zhaodi." William complained.

"Actually, I've always been curious why we weren't tortured by our father's name..." Bailey asked with some doubts.

"Thanks...Thanks...Sher..." the little baby opened his mouth with difficulty.

"Shelby! My son is such a genius!" William cheerfully named the physical genius who wears a baby as Shelby...

Hmm... just one word away...

Sheldon...Shelby...

"Since it's a boy, we have to figure out where he got it from," Bailey said. "I hope it's not like the third generation of No.60, who came from an alien and never spoke a single word in his whole life."

The law of heredity in the Panik family's family lineage: if it's a boy, it's definitely a transvestite, and if it's a girl, it's probably an aborigine.

"Why do I think this name sounds a bit stupid..." Chris said silently.

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"Pfft... Shelby... hahaha... idiot... ouch... I laughed so hard." Holding the letter from William in her hand, Anne almost uttered an impudent pig cry that weakened 100% of her magic power.

"Annie, what makes you smile so happily?" Zhu Peiqi asked.

The final exam is over, and everyone in the castle is very leisurely. Seize the last minute and have a good time. They still have a week to relax before the results are not publicly punished.

"I think of happy things... oh no! My dear brother was born, his name is Shelby." Annie waved her wand, fortunately... the laugh just now was not so wild.

"It's a...special name ha..." I have to say...Uncle Panick is a genius for naming.

Before they knew it, the day of Buckbeak's execution was getting closer.

Harry wanted Annie to go to see Hagrid with them, but the embarrassing thing was that the cloak couldn't cover four people.

"It's all right, you guys go, I'll be in charge of enlightening you afterward, please comfort Hagrid well." Annie said, just right, in fact, she also has selfish intentions, and the following plot is indeed a bit dangerous.

What's the Whomping Willow... Three consecutive "Disarmament"... Let's just say that if Professor Snape sees her in the Shrieking Shack... I guess she won't be able to live in Slytherin.

Just squat outside and catch Peter Pettigrew.

Hmm... perfect plan.At least she thought so.

The squatting plan officially started. Annie started squatting after dinner. There are many dense bushes near the Whomping Willow. Although it is not easy to be found... there are a lot of mosquitoes.

It's like donating blood for free.

Annie checked the contents of her pockets. Wolfsbane potion... I brought it, my wand, I brought it... I brought a snack (staying here in case I get hungry), and... a cucumber?

Needless to say... Millicent must have done it...

It was getting dark gradually, and calculating the time was coming, Crookshanks led the way out of the hole under the Whomping Willow tree, Lupine was holding Pettigrew, and his wand was pointing at him.Pettigrew was still panting and whimpering from time to time.

Annie clenched her wand tightly, and Sirius suddenly looked at the bushes where Annie was squatting, "Who are you! Get out!"

The three of Harry also stared at the grass, pointing their wands at the grass.

I can't come out now... I have to come out later.

Anne took her wand and tore off the leaves stuck to her robe, killing a mosquito on her leg by the way.

"Annie! What are you doing here?" Hermione put down her wand.

"You know this Slytherin?" Sirius looked at Anne with some disgust, "I can't believe it. Hey! What's your purpose here?"

He, Sirius, doesn't believe that there are good people in Panik's family...Let's say William Panik!What kind of a hero is he who bullies the little when he was a student...

"If... I happened to pass by after dinner out for a walk..." Annie said embarrassedly.

"Lies! Liars, cunning Slytherin!" Sirius said.

"Sirius, calm down...uh..." Lupine seemed to freeze suddenly, and then his limbs began to tremble.

"Oh! God—" exclaimed Hermione, "he didn't take his medicine tonight! He's not safe!"

"Run!" Sirius whispered, "Run! Leave everything to me!"

With a terrible growl, Lupine's head lengthened and his body lengthened.His shoulders were arched, his face and hands were covered with hair, his fingers curled into claws, Crookshanks' hair was bristling again, and he was receding...

Sirius took the form of a huge black dog and rushed towards the werewolf Lupine, claws tearing at each other.

"Don't let Pettigrew escape!" Annie said subconsciously, ignoring everyone's surprise and confusion.

"Annie, how do you know... "Expelliarmus"!" Harry yelled, knocking Lupine's wand out of Pettigrew's hand with a spell.

"Drowsy!" Annie pointed at Pettigrew at the same time, and Pettigrew, which was half deformed, fell to the ground, revealing a pair of huge mouse dies.

"Professor Lupine! Be sensible! You are nobody else!" Harry turned his head to look at the wolf and dog who were fighting.

"Find a way to feed him this!" Annie lowered Harry with the wolfsbane potion in her pocket. "Wolf Potion."

Easier said than done...Lupine in werewolf state is almost as crazy...

"We've got to get his attention," said Hermione, "just like you got the troll's attention in your first year. Bring him to us, and the four of us do the swoon." "

"You mean...throw something at him?" Ron asked, and he reached for his pockets, which were empty.

"I still have one..." Annie fished out her pocket.

"Whatever it is!" Hermione took out the cucumber in Annie's pocket and threw it at Lupine the werewolf.

Then there was a scene that shocked four people and one dog...

The werewolf was a little dazed at first when he was hit. He looked down and saw a green unidentified object...

Hey...friend, have you ever seen a werewolf take off?

? ? ?There should be some relationship between werewolves and wolves... Isn't wolf a canine?I heard that some cats are afraid of cucumbers... What's the matter with werewolves...

Oops... Anne actually had a picture of Lupine meowing with his little paw in Annie's mind...

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Maybe the good news has arrived recently, and □□ is back to the familiar sand sculpture style Congratulations to Pa Jiaxi for adding a genius who used science to fight magic all his life