[HP] I'm hanging out at Hogwarts

It's a three-day holiday, cats and dogs hate it.Netizens do not deceive me!

When Annie first came home, the family members were so kind.Bailey no longer connoted her.Jenny doesn't fuck her up anymore, and even Bailey's big orange pig cat is allowed to be fucked by her.But this situation didn't last long, the third day of summer vacation just started.At six o'clock in the morning, William dragged her out of bed.

"You are still human! Dad! It's summer vacation! Aren't you from here too!" Annie swore to the death to defend her "right to be lazy".

"Get up for me, starting today, you have to learn some snake language!" William directly lifted his daughter and pressed her to the desk. Opposite the desk was Chris wearing reading glasses and holding a big book in his hand .

"Elementary Snake Language: From Getting Started to Giving Up"

"You also know the special situation of the second grade. The basilisk is fatal. You are not the protagonist, so you know something in your heart?" William opened the book, and Annie saw a large string of garbled characters on the book.

"Then why do I need to learn Parseltongue? The big deal is that I self-isolate. And because where did I get the books? Why can grandpa speak Parseltongue?" Annie began to be confused, why did they all hide their secrets?

"Think about it, just in case! I mean just in case! You go out to surf... Oh no, when class is over, the basilisk crawls around the corner in front of you at a speed of five meters per second, and you jump at a speed of 1.5 meters per second , At this time, you are 30 meters apart, how long will it take for you to "look at each other affectionately"?"

"Is there anything to do with learning the snake language?"

"You don't understand this!" William lowered his voice pretending to be mysterious, "This basilisk is a chatterbox, often talking to itself, think about the book "The Chamber of Secrets", the basilisk talks to itself How many times! Of course only Harry could hear it."

Annie patted the table and suddenly realized. "Oh, so? Is it too late for me to blind myself?"

"So after you learn it, you can avoid it when you hear the basilisk talking to itself, you're so stupid! And the fact that your grandpa can speak the language of the snake, that can be traced back to 50 years ago."

"Oh, this matter is easy to say. In the past, that little boy Tom Riddle used to "hiss" to scare his classmates every day, and he "hissed" at me when he had nothing to do. I wondered what he was talking about? Later He didn't know he was scolding me until he learned it. Don't say much, let's learn a word from me first, and say hello!...?$;%*..."

"Why am I saying hello to the basilisk?...? $;%*...that's what 'hello' means, right?"

"no!"

"what is that?"

"This is our old squad leader from Sichuan. He said he used this sentence to say hello to show kindness. If you say hello to the basilisk, it will think you are one of its own!"

"So what does this sentence mean?"

"It means "My day you Immortal Banban""

"I see!"

Chris's snake language vocabulary is huge, and he can speak as many as ten sentences!

Respectively for friendly: "My day you fairy banban" and similar: "Have you eaten, old iron?" Internationally used: "Where is the toilet?" Used for escape: "Brother, spare me!" Used for Those who confuse the other party: "There is an insider! Terminate the transaction" and so on.

As expected of a learned and talented grandfather!Are these words useful?

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After two weeks of study, Annie has successfully scolded the little wild snake at the door.

:!;@':*`︵... (You ugly human, get out of the way!)

/*;([email protected]';^`[**]) (You don't even have hair, how dare you call me ugly? Oh, don't you have no mother?)

The little wild snake suddenly straightened its upper body and fell into the grass. It was fine, and the little snake was stunned again.

Just as Annie triumphantly sent the poor snake lady back to a grass next door, a white snow owl fell from the sky, holding a beautifully packaged invitation card in its beak.The seal was stamped with the crest of Malfoy's house.

Dear Mr. Panik:

Lucius Malfoy and his family cordially invite Mr. Panik and his family to the Midsummer Ball at Malfoy Manor.Please wear formal attire to attend this Wednesday, and look forward to your visit.

The snow owl let out a haughty cry, flapping its wings and leaping up.Unfortunately, it hit a utility pole on the side.

Anne took the invitation to William, who was lying on the sofa at this moment, eating popcorn and watching doctorwho.

"The dance at the Malfoy's house? I'll see later, William took out the "squeezing machine".

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"Dad, do you want to go?" Annie looked at William, her eyes filled with the meaning of "I want to go, I want to go".

"Seeing how promising you are, you don't look like me at all. That's fine, just go."

"Big boy, ah, bring the second child with you, maybe there will be a little girl at the dance and he will fall in love with him. Oh, my requirements are not so high now, as long as I can marry the second child away!"

Bailey thought for a long time but couldn't think of any ancient person who wrote a reason to support his late marriage doctrine. After all, he carried everything alone.