[Brother] Brother, come to satisfy you

The Department of Energy and Power is a strong major in BIT, and all kinds of troubles have attracted the attention of other departments. At present, Nie Honghao and Pan Jiashen are popular among boys, because of their extremely high-configuration computers, there are always boys coming to their dormitory to play XBOX , Nie Honghao was inspired to buy a somatosensory game, so the whole dormitory often dances with demons.

Pan Jiashen's friend, his appetite for Nie Honghao, and his personality traits can be summed up as follows: make trouble if nothing happens, fear that the world will not be chaotic, and the worst thing is world peace and the stability of the motherland.

In BIT’s freshman year, all majors had to study philosophy, which made it difficult for these science students. It happened that the philosophy teacher was a young girl who had just come to teach, a postdoctoral fellow of Tsinghua University. She was pretty but always pretended to be majestic. The students started all kinds of provocations.

When the little girl said that "everything has contradictions, contradictions are relative, and can be transformed into each other", Pan Jiashen lazily raised her hand, looking like a playboy: "Mr. Yang, all contradictions can be mutually transformed." Convert?"

Dissatisfied with being interrupted when she was in class, the little girl said proudly: "Of course, movement and stillness, excellent and inferior, vicissitudes and mulberry fields."

The corner of Pan Jiashen's mouth curled into a smirk: "Then life and death are contradictory?"

The little girl didn't react for a while, and subconsciously replied: "Yes."

A victorious expression appeared on Pan Jiashen's face, "Then please tell me, teacher, how to bring a dead person back to life?"

The little girl is stupid. If she was an old pedant, she would definitely be able to say some vague words to get the topic out of the way at this moment, but she just came out of university to teach. It was flushed red, and it took a long time to falter and say: "Let's talk about the next concept."

The students in the class booed all of a sudden, engineering majors are mostly hot-blooded men, they didn't say anything sarcastic, they just laughed and booed so that the little girl almost shed tears, the voice The noise woke up Xue Xiaojun and Li Pingliang who were sleeping.

Li Pingliang blankly asked Xue Xiaojun who was following the noise: "What happened in the class?"

Xue Xiaojun shouted excitedly: "I don't know! Let's talk about it first!"

The little girl fled with her books in the endless tide, and the instigator, Pan Jiashen, winked at Nie Honghao: "What a good plan!"

Nie Honghao said indifferently: "It's nothing, I used this method to drive away several teachers in high school."

The two did a good job. It was very normal and reasonable. After the little girl reported the situation to the guide, Pan Jiashen received a text message to drink tea, so he hooked Nie Honghao's neck and marched towards the evil dark forces together.

Nie Honghao muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why should I come with you?"

"Our two good brothers!"

Nie Honghao jokingly said: "My brother is still clear about the score, it's not me who made Teacher Yang cry."

Pan Jiashen bared his teeth. This kid, he has completely dismissed his bad ideas, but now he can only smile bitterly: "Uncle Nie, you have always been smart, so you will come up with an idea now."

This low-browed and pleasing appearance immediately pleased Nie Honghao, and he said with a smile, "Teacher Yang will definitely be there later, why don't you accompany her, and let me tell you about the rest." Pan Jiashen immediately felt relieved, and gave him his chest. An elbow, smiling.

After walking for almost 10 minutes, I still haven't arrived at the instructor's office. I was a little disturbed by the long road, and Nie Honghao said, "I want to buy a motorcycle, do you want to come together?"

Pan Jiashen squinted at him: "Do you have a driver's license?"

Nie Honghao looked at the idiot in his eyes: "If I want to, the one standing in front of you is not Nie Honghao, but Nie Honghao on a motorcycle."

Pan Jiashen realized it instantly. Obviously, he was also moved by this proposal. He licked his lips and looked like he was about to commit a crime. He made up his mind for a long time: "Speak, what do you want to do?"

Nie Honghao narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows (his regular expression before he did something bad): "Buy a second-hand motorcycle online, bring a wrench and go to the school gate in the middle of the night, isn't there a lot of motorcycles there, just pry two license plates off, and go to the gas station." It's time to hang it on the car."

When Pan Jiashen heard this, he immediately became excited. Ever since he met Nie Honghao in college, his life that followed the rules was like a runaway wild horse. He didn't know where to go. Maybe after a while Nie Honghao asked him to kill someone.

Finally, when they reached the instructor's office, the two people who planned to break the law and discipline just now changed into two harmless faces of humans and animals. The philosophy teacher was still standing next to the instructor and chatting endlessly, counting their top ten crimes. Pan Jiashen was about to apologize. , the instructor began to spit and spit: "Today's things are too much! Pan Jiashen, you are so disappointing. You have no morals and no discipline. You provoke the teacher in class and lead the students to make a fuss. Does anyone know that Teacher Yang Caiwen? ?Post-doctoral fellow at Tsinghua University! It is a great honor to be able to teach you. It is a blessing you have cultivated for several lifetimes. If you dare to anger the teacher away, do you still want to take classes in the future? Your parents paid thousands of tuition fees I sent you here to study, not to be a beast..."

"Slap!" A loud slap was thrown on the instructor's face. All the teachers in the office, including Pan Jiashen, were shocked. He also blushed with anger when he heard the instructor's insulting words. When he started directly, he suddenly felt a dangerous smell emanating from Nie Honghao, and the assailant said softly at this moment: "My parents sent us to BIT to study hard, not to be insulted."

The instructor's eyes were red with anger. He stared at Nie Honghao in disbelief. This boy with a clear face and handsome body would actually do this. Teacher, you can't get it either! There are still four years left in university!"

Nie Honghao looked at the fan blades on the ceiling, and said lightly, "What do you want? Give me some shoes?"

The instructor pulled a sneer from the corner of his mouth, and said: "The younger generation is crazy! How can so many teachers see your face now?"

Nie Honghao leaned down, put his arms on the desk, looked at the instructor coldly, and said in a sharp and sharp voice: "My grandfather never taught me to be a coward when he participated in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, and my father never taught me to punish rape and eliminate evil all his life." Being a coward, my brother has studied abroad for four years and has not taught me to be a coward, so now you call my brother a beast, do you want me to listen like a coward?"

The instructor was shocked by the murderous look in his eyes. A person like him who is a good instructor with a little relationship can fool ordinary students. There is really no way to deal with a person like Nie Honghao who has licked blood from the knife edge , he opened his mouth, wanted to say something but couldn't say it, so he could only watch Nie Honghao stand up, despise him, then turned to Yang Caiwen and said: "We are sorry for Teacher Yang, please don't mind. Pan Jiashen just likes to play a little bit, and has no malice towards the teacher at all."

Yang Caiwen was overwhelmed by his aggressive aura, so she could only say expectantly, "Uh...it's okay, just don't let it happen in the future."

Pan Jiashen automatically imagined a cool and crazy aura appearing on Nie Honghao's head. He just felt that he was mixing with Brother Hao. His waist didn't hurt and his legs didn't hurt. He went up to the fifth floor and dared to slap the instructor. Dazedly following Nie Honghao out of the office, Nie Honghao suddenly turned his head, the corners of his mouth parted wide, and he showed a bloodthirsty smile at the instructor, but his voice was extremely calm: "Director Xu can do whatever he wants to embarrass me, anyway, I can I will smash you to death with money."

After walking out of the office building, Nie Honghao let out a long breath, lamenting that he was a little too impulsive. It seems that puberty has not yet passed, but he couldn't help seeing this kind of dregs who are in vain as teachers, and smiled at Pan Jiashen's adoring gaze: " You go back first, I'll call my little cutie."

He took out his mobile phone and dialed, and when he heard the clear voice from the phone, he instantly felt that his mentality had become extremely peaceful. Nie Honghao said extremely aggrieved: "Brother, someone bullied me."

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