[Yangmen] I've been chasing girls all these years

Just when Mu Yi came in with a small roll of white cloth, he heard a crisp sound in the bedroom, and then, Qing He walked out quickly, holding a few pieces of broken porcelain in his hand.

Mu Yi sighed, extremely helpless: "Why, was it broken again?"

Qinghe didn't speak, she pointed to the room without words, sighed softly, and ran away dejectedly carrying those pieces of broken porcelain.

Yelu Jin'e's temper has been very grumpy recently.

She is due to give birth in less than a month, her belly is very big, and her temper is also rising. Every day is different, as if there is no limit.The emperor was worried about her, after all it was the first child, his younger sister was lively and active, if this child hadn't been born in front of his eyes, he would always feel worried.Therefore, he specially ordered the young couple to move to live in the palace, it will still be the Jinxiu Palace, and it will still be the maids and eunuchs who served in the past.

Anyway, Yelu Jin'e is pregnant, and it is inconvenient for Muyi to share the bed with her, so it happens that Muyi stays alone in the empty room.

Even if they have two children, once the emperor finds Mu Yi not pleasing to the eye, he will still not be pleasing to the eye, wishing to remarry his sister again.

In this way, Mu Yi lived in the left hall, on the right side of Yelu Jin'e, and when he heard some noises from the right side at night, he had to run there like a windshield in his shoes, for fear that she would cry when he was late.

No way, pregnant women are so sensitive.

Mu Yi couldn't help but sigh.In just a few months, all the flesh on his body grew on her body, and she even finished his sleep by herself, sometimes hugging the sleeping Yelu Jin'e, although the hand feels good, but He still has an inexplicable perception of raising pigs.

As the month got bigger and her belly got tighter, all the mood swings of the first child came to Yelu Jin'e.She can't eat and can't sleep well. When she sees sour ones on the table, she wants to eat sweet ones. When she sees spicy ones, she wants to eat salty ones. They say it's sour and spicy. She's so sweet and salty every day. I was so startled, sometimes lying on her big belly to listen to the fetal movement, I always felt that something was about to pop out of it that he couldn't control.

Besides eating, Yelu Jin'e's mood obviously got worse and worse.She was restless and afraid, and the closer the day approached, the more frightened she became.The imperial doctor came to see her several times, and Xiao Wanruo also came to persuade her, but she was fine during the persuasion, as long as the persuading person stepped out of the gate of Jinxiu Palace, she would cry immediately.

Mu Yi thought of persuading him.He went around to learn scriptures and compiled a small book full of them, but when he finished digesting and told them one by one in front of Yelu Jin'e, she refused to listen again, and she would only keep saying that she wanted to cry while nestling in his arms.The worried Mu Yi has one head and two big ones, so he can only follow her.

No, from then on, the pots and saucers of Jinxiu Palace have all met the fate of extermination, and a few of them have to be broken every day.According to Qinghe's incomplete statistics, there are at least three when it is good, and eight at most when it is not.But the emperor over at the imperial study room heard about this, and happily sent carts after carts, as if he was afraid that Yelu Jin'e would not be enough to smash it. It was only a pain for these little maids who picked up the dishes every day. too late.

"Mu Yi!"

As soon as Mu Yi stepped into the right hall, he saw his little girl sitting on the bed and waiting for him with her arms outstretched.He hurried forward a few steps, hugged her, hugged her into his arms, and persuaded carefully, "Why, are you unhappy again?"

Yelu Jin'e shook her head and clenched his sleeves tightly, "Where did you go? When I woke up, I didn't even see you."

As she spoke, she pursed her lips: "Do you still like Yueer?"

Mu Yi and Yelu Jin'e had already discussed the name of the child.If it's a boy, it's called Mu Yue; if it's a girl, the emperor must come up with it, otherwise he will be angry with the couple.

Thinking of this, Mu Yi couldn't help sighing.

The couple lived their lives as if they were with several people.

Even Yeluhao and Fang Qi joined in the fun.Fortunately, Yeluhao is usually a dog, like a young master Pianpian, but he wants to name his son Mu Yan, it sounds like he was burned.

"I like it." Mu Yi hurriedly coaxed, patted her back that she could hardly feel, and pointed her to the things he brought in just now, "Look, the queen mother asked me to fetch it. You see, we are getting more and more Lovely!"

"Mother?" Yelu Jin'e blinked suspiciously.

Since the attack on the Great Song Dynasty, Empress Dowager Xiao has been planning for a long time, but it was only to make wedding dresses for others.As soon as she saw Yeluhao, she was so angry that her teeth itch, and all the things she planned in the past were revealed along with Mu Yi's return.Although she liked to stir up trouble in the past, it was all in the dark and had never been made public. When this incident happened, she panicked and closed her palace door tightly so no one would see her.The emperor is happy that she is like this, if several parties confront each other in court, he is really afraid that nothing will be gained.

After this incident, Empress Dowager Xiao became more honest, Xiao Zhong also benefited, and the relationship between Xiao Wanruo and the emperor eased a lot because there was no such thick barrier as Empress Dowager Xiao to intervene.In the eyes of those who are sisters and husbands, going in and out together on weekdays is still a thing.

It was exactly like this, Yelu Jin'e was really taken aback when Mu Yi was called to fetch things by Empress Dowager Xiao today.

Ever since Yelu Jin'e became pregnant, Empress Dowager Xiao didn't ask many questions, and only asked a few symbolic questions at palace banquets.Although they are daughters born in their own womb, the relationship between them is far from that close.

"Didn't the queen mother stay behind closed doors all the time? Why did you ask you to see her today?"

As she spoke, Yelu Jin'e rolled over from him, and pulled at his clothes to see what the queen mother had done to him.

Mu Yi let her rummage around and found nothing, then smiled and hugged her back again.

It was so heavy that he couldn't even hold it.

"There are no scars, no little maids peeping at other places, and no rouge and gouache. Are you satisfied?"

Yelu Jin'e snorted and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Mu Yidao, "If you are satisfied, then shall I continue?"

"It's not that the queen mother doesn't care about you. Look at these, they are all prepared for our children. The ones used by children to wipe their buttocks and wrap their bodies, look... She was embarrassed to say it herself, and called the little palace maid Tell me carefully."

Although Mu Yi knew that the two brothers and sisters had a heart-to-heart relationship with Queen Mother Xiao.But I don't know what Empress Dowager Xiao has done before to make the brothers and sisters so afraid.He had no intention of knowing this, but just wanted to tell Empress Dowager Xiao what she wanted to do for Yelu Jin'e, and he couldn't control the rest.

Yelu Jin'e nodded, but said nothing.

"I have learned it all. When our Yue'er is born, I will do it for him personally." Mu Yi kissed Yelu Jin'e's forehead lovingly, "You mother, just take care of the childbirth. gone."

"So good?" Yelu Jin'e scoffed at his argument.

"I'm afraid that you'll throw me under the bed right after I gave birth, and you'll be rocking the stroller every day, without food or sleep." She imagined that Qinghe occasionally read the book, word by word It is particularly vivid, "Then you sleep soundly in bed, leaving me alone, doing laundry, cooking and raising children. Life is really hard, life is too hard."

Mu Yi watched her perform all the tricks, quite vividly, it was very funny, "I'm sorry, I don't want to part with it."

He held Yelu Jin'e's green and tender fingers, "I can do laundry and cooking. You just lie on the bed and wait to open your mouth. But there is one thing you have to do by yourself."

"What?" Yelu Jin'e asked blankly.

Mu Yi saw that she was dazed and cute, and rubbed her head.It is said that pregnancy will make you stupid, and it seems to be true.

"Nurse, you have to come in person."

"When the time comes, I'll do the laundry, mop the floor and cook under the bed, and you sit on the bed and just nurse the baby, how about it?"

"Ah bah!" Yelu Jin'e's round face turned red after hearing what he said, "Don't be ashamed! Those who are in broad daylight are all fathers, why haven't they covered it up yet?"

Mu Yi was surprised, "Isn't this a serious thing for a mother?"

"You—" She imagined something indescribable, and pushed his shoulder fiercely, "Get out! You are not allowed to come up on the bed in this room from now on!"

Qing He, who had finished throwing away the broken porcelain pieces, had just returned, before she stepped into the right hall, she heard Yelu Jin'e's scream. She had just prayed sincerely for the son-in-law in her heart that today's storm would come and go quickly, but in her heart He also secretly laughed at this almost daily drama.

I heard Mu Yi's voice from inside, "That's not okay, the chair can't fit the two of us. How about you sleep in my bed tonight? That bed is quite big, just enough for two of us."

As they said that, the laughter of the two came out, rushing straight to Qinghe's ears.Mu Yi cared about Yelu Jin'e's big belly, making a fuss cautiously.Yelu Jin'e didn't care about these things, she just kept greeting Mu Yi, very rude.

Outside the door, Qing He who secretly listened to the corner of the wall was blushing.She secretly spat "Bah" in her heart, and left Jinxiu Palace without looking back.

There is no way to stay in this place!

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