[Yangmen] I've been chasing girls all these years

At this time, Mu Yi, the person involved, is full of thoughts about what Qing He mentioned just now, his perfect and tight muscles.

Did he experience ups and downs before his arrival?

Mu Yi touched himself with pity, thinking that he would definitely take a hot bath to warm his body after going back later, and try two hundred push-ups by the way.

It shouldn't be difficult for this thick body of muscles right now?

He suddenly remembered when he sneaked into the gym before, he looked at those fitness trainers like wolfs and tigers.I don't know what those coaches ate to grow up. At the same age, with completely different sizes and figures, do they have to eat five catties of white protein and chicken breast every day?

Fortunately, when he woke up, he also had the figure he dreamed of.

Thinking of this, he was suddenly a little excited, and hurriedly wanted to drive away Qing He who was still in the way.

"Anything else?"

"Gone."

Qinghe was in a daze, unable to look up at the cultural shock between the Song Dynasty and the Liao Dynasty, and was in a daze solemnly.

"Let's go then."

"Yes."

She walked out ignorantly, and when she was eating at night, she didn't even think about what values ​​the people of Song Dynasty had.

And Mu Yi managed to send Qing He away, and he found his tent immediately.

This newly furnished tent is very unique.It seems to have deliberately accommodated the style of his Han people. Inside the tent, there is also a screen looted from no one knows where, and there are some squiggles of flowers, birds, fish and insects painted on it.Hanging on the wall are not only the broadswords that the Liao people are good at using, but also a soft sword that is good for small stature. In comparison, it is still much worse.Otherwise, Xiao Zhong, the commander of the imperial guards, would not treat him like a wolf or a tiger.Even the beds are extra soft.

Really understanding, Mu Yi thought cheerfully, this whole tent looks much more pleasing to the eye than his last one.

Mu Yi looked at it for a long time, then set his eyes on the soft sword on the wall.He took a few steps forward to remove the sword, and stroked it carefully, as if he had seen the first big girl in his life.

It was really the first time he encountered a weapon!And it's still such a textured, old-fashioned thing.Every pattern on it is hand-carved, and compared with those modern handicrafts, it is really far worse.But precisely because of this simple and real gap, Mu Yi prefers the one in his hand.

How do you practice the moves in martial arts novels?

Relying on his own imagination, Mu Yi performed a few moves of Jade Girl swordsmanship for himself, imagining that he was still a big girl with a charming figure and a shy posture.He also pretended that he was stabbed by a sword, and fell to the ground weakly.

"boom--"

"..."

I'm so sorry.

He pretended nothing had happened, got up straight up, sat upright by the table and flipped through a book, for fear that any passing guards would think he was planning to rebel.

So, is this really time-traveled?

Mu Yi is not so impressed with this word yet, he just knows that even though he has changed to a primitive environment, he can still eat and sleep well.

There is also a strong self that can be touched by him at any time.

Mu Yi stared at his naked/topless self in the bronze mirror, unable to return to his senses for a long time.Yang Gui's body is really not sloppy at all, which shows how strict the family education of the Yang family general in Tianbo Mansion is.Mu Yi touched the edges and corners of his body, thinking distressedly, how many years will it take to practice, and how much pain will it take?

Not to mention that the ancients did not have any concept of aerobic and anaerobic, nor did they have any professional fitness equipment, so this was pressed out by countless mountain-like weapons, and the hard-working muscles from countless falls, rolls, climbs, and falls, he has now become it The new owner must protect this difficult achievement.

He posed several poses as he remembered, imagining that he had been recognized by the WBA (World Boxing Association).

Tracing the hard-won muscles on his body, he looked at himself and suddenly remembered Xiao Zhong's inexplicable eyes during the day.

Is it Xiao Zhong?The tall and burly man looked at him with a honeyed and fearful look, making it difficult for him not to pay attention.

People are used to wearing bulging clothes in winter.I don't know if it's because of martial arts training, or because he has strong confidence in himself, that Xiao Zhong seemed to be on duty after wearing a few single shirts tightly.

Mu Yi recalled, wouldn't he be cold?

Imagine, the man in Daliao is really good-looking.

With a deep silhouette and a tall and straight figure, no matter who or what point they are, they are all excellent candidates for attacking.

Mu Yi looked at himself again.In contrast, it seems to be an out-and-out recipient.

Ahhh, what a shame!

It was Mu Yi's first attack with his own body, and someone who was used to watching various live broadcasts of actual combat was still so shy.He recalled the colorful adult/caricatures he had drawn by himself before, imagining those scenes that he had longed for many times before, and he couldn't help but blush.

A big man, a big man actually looks at himself in the mirror and blushes...

Mu Yi felt extremely ashamed, he didn't dare to look at him any more, he put on his clothes quietly and got into bed without looking back.

I meditated a hundred times in my heart, I came here completely by accident, accident, and I must not cause trouble...

But after all, can he bear it?

Mu Yi covered his face and kept telling himself "Mu Yi is a young man with eight-pack abs". While thinking about Xiao Zhong who behaved strangely during the day, he fell asleep in the infinite reverie and self-hypnosis. first sleep.

The night in Daliao is no different from the night in City A.But because of the north and the winter, the night was a bit longer after all.Without a timekeeping tool he knows, Mu Yi relies entirely on the horizon and the stars in the sky to judge whether it is morning or midnight.

The group of tents are all located on a hilltop. When Muyi looked around early in the morning, he could only see a round of crooked sun hanging on the top of a tent in front, as if it was about to explode in the next second. Inadvertently fell down.

He got up too early, so early that even the imperial guards who were preparing to train had not had time to form a team.

Xiao Zhong passed by his door, saw him from a distance, and made a detour without thinking.

In the early morning, there was not even a living person, and without any surprise, Mu Yi found Xiao Zhong who was two tents away from him at a glance.

"Hey!"

As a gesture of friendliness, he felt he owed a warm hello to this conspicuous burly man.I don't know if it's because Mu Yi himself was too enthusiastic, Xiao Zhong didn't even have time to see his expression clearly, he just vaguely recognized this person, and quickly turned around.

"..." Could it be that the way he greeted did not meet the standards of the ancients?

Mu Yi recalled the costume dramas he had watched, and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think about whether there was such a scene.

Reluctantly, most of his short twenty years have been devoted to the amiable and respectable danmei career, and the research on ancient etiquette is really pitiful.Mu Yi thought pitifully, if only he could use postures to say hello.

He looked at the back of Xiao Zhong who seemed to be fleeing in a panic, and secretly vowed to practice a kind smile.

Several maidservants passed by with copper basins and hot water, and bowed to the thoughtful Mu Yi. Mu Yi nodded to them very politely, and put on a smile that was sweeter than before.The one who was the leader with the copper basin was so scared that he almost dropped the basin on Mu Yi's face. They ran and crawled away from the scene of the accident, leaving Mu Yi still alone and confused.

"grown ups."

A familiar female voice came from behind him, as soon as Qinghe stepped out of the tent, he saw the grand occasion not far away.She even forgot Yelu Jin'e's orders, and hurried to check if something happened to Muyi.

Mu Yi finally met an acquaintance who was willing to talk to him, and quickly turned around, with a gentler and sweeter smile on his face than before, facing Qinghe behind him.

"..."

"Sir, do you need a doctor?"

"Why do you need a doctor?" He is very good, look at how energetic he is this early in the morning!

"Please ask the doctor to come and see if you feel uncomfortable anywhere." Qinghe said with difficulty, and at the end, added another sentence, "My lord probably just arrived in Daliao and hasn't had a good rest yet."

Isn't he resting well?Standing guard here this early in the morning, is it considered bad spirits by others?

Mu Yi was speechless.

He refused to continue this topic and asked, "What do you want from me?"

"The princess said that the emperor is leaving camp to return to the capital today. My lord doesn't know the customs of my Daliao, so he asked me to come and accompany my lord."

"Break camp and return to the capital?" Mu Yi looked at the surrounding area with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and it turns out that this place is not pure Shangjing.

"Your Excellency thinks that my Daliao has only such a deserted scene?" Qinghe frowned and said, "My Daliao is not much worse than your Great Song. My lord is really too proud."

Mu Yi didn't even dare to say a word now, he really didn't know.I really burst into tears in my heart. I don't know if the apology full of heart and lungs is enough?

The author has something to say:

Take a break from the little angels~

In order to apply for the list, I want to reduce the number of words. This week will be changed to every other day until next Wednesday. I hope the little angels will not abandon me? (???ω???)?, or maybe it will be released every day but with a smaller amount. .

good night!

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