[Yangmen] I've been chasing girls all these years

Speaking of Mu Yi's dream.

Mu Yi has been dreaming of a serial drama since he was 17 years old.

At that time, she was obsessed with all kinds of ancient war stories almost every day, and by the way, the general and the soldier of YY were constantly arguing, and she couldn't talk about the subtle feelings that were unclear.

Mu's rotten girl plot probably started at that time when a new bud quietly emerged and flourished.

As the saying goes, there are thoughts day by day and dreams at night, not to mention that Mu Yi is so frequently using the gimmick of studying history every day,

Exploring the body of the beautiful man in history, she easily started a day-to-day endless dream journey.

Undoubtedly, the dreams are all things she has yelled at.

During that scorching summer vacation, Muyi read almost all of China’s long feudal history, and accurately selected the things she liked.Among these handsome guys from Yang Jian to Qianlong, her favorite is actually the part of the Yang family in the Song Dynasty, and the reason is that this family has seven or eight handsome guys!Moreover, in these seven or eight lives that were not long but heroic enough, not only did they each have a few regular wives, but they also had various opportunities to see handsome men from foreign lands when they went out to fight.

Really, I envy her to death!

As an authentic southern girl, Mu Yi grew up in a fishing village.Those who have little knowledge are all uncles who are shirtless and rushing to the sea. Occasionally, a boyfriend who is maxed out is the little brother next door who is suspected of having a young master's disease. Not only is he obsessed with those mindless TV dramas, but he also treats people like Mu Yi who were not so good-looking when he was young The kid was not friendly at all, and when she saw that she looked like a ball, she laughed at her honestly, from morning to night, non-stop, without any sympathy.

So, if there are seven or eight brothers, all of whom are all kinds of handsome guys, how happy would it be?

The little Muyi will make a wish every festival. She stands by the sea, listens to the sound of the waves, and recites silently in her heart; she asks God to give her a handsome man!

Even touching it is fine!

Even if he likes another handsome guy!

Little Mu Yi clenched his fists, with a determined expression.

But when she grew up and came to a big city, she still had no chance to meet handsome guys, except—at work, she was all handsome guys, all gay, and she finally met Tao Zi, who was a straightforward straight man.

Fortunately, she habitually comforted herself silently, these people are not bad looking.

Even though she got the offer from the rotten girl comics, she was still obsessed with the seven or eight brothers of the Yang family as always.

Day after day she dreamed, day after day imagining what would happen if she married the Yang family.Do you want to compete with your wives to be jealous, or will you accidentally smash the sex between your husband and other men?

What if, if, the husband-in-law and uncle were caught on the same bed, what should they do?

The woman who has never seen Yang Jiaqiro is happily daydreaming, and her IQ and brain structure are still open to question.

She has long been used to having such a dream every day.

In the dream, she is the main wife, the concubine, the sick and charming man who finally climbed into the handsome man's bed, and the strong man with blue eyes and a huge body outside Guanwai. Anyway, the appearance of each character depends on Mu Yi's bedtime reading How pure it is.

From the age of 17 to the age of 25, when Mu Yi woke up, he would occasionally feel that the theme of this dream was so solid.

Even after eight years, she still wakes up early every day in the middle of the night, showers, and catches the subway every day, without exception, but this time, everything seems to be different.

It's totally different.

Maybe Chen Lin hit too hard this time, or maybe it was too much impact tonight. This one hand knife beat her back to the prototype she had always wanted.

"Cough, cough, cough."

Mu Yiyouyou woke up and couldn't help coughing.

Speaking of which, she could still sleep for a while, but it was a pity that the sun was too dazzling, and the aroma of the food beside the bed spread too much.

She hugged the quilt and sat up, couldn't help but use her arms to block the direct sunlight in her eyes.

"Wow, who is so wicked?"

"This gay guy is just unreliable, his skills are not good, and his service is not good." She muttered, stretching her feet to get out of bed to find slippers to put on, "I don't even know how to close the curtains for my mother."

"Hey, where did the slippers go?"

She opened her sleepy eyes in a daze, her eyes stayed on the bare ground, and she didn't have time to realize that this floor was not the other floor—to be honest, the one she was stepping on now was not as good as the rural land of her grandma's house.

"Susu!"

Did this girl secretly hide her shoes again?There are a lot of things that people do when they are old, but they are not things that serious adults should do.

While complaining, she tried to jump out of the bed with one foot - as expected, this was the only way to avoid getting both feet dirty.

He was distracted to call that dead girl, and quickly brought her slippers with rabbit ears.

"Susu!"

"Susu?"

Before the words were finished, a little girl who was unfamiliar with her face ran in in a panic and gave Mu Yifu a blessing.

"Young master...Young master is awake."

son?

She blinked her eyes and looked at the trembling little girl in confusion. Before she had time to turn her valuable brain, her attention was first attracted by the little girl's clothing.

"Ah," she stepped forward in two steps at a time, carefully looking at the little girl's gown, "Is this pure sheepskin? Where did you buy it? It's so affordable!"

God, I haven't even plucked the hair.

This feeling is really amazing!

The little girl seemed to be frightened by her, she knelt on the ground tremblingly, her body was almost on the ground, "Mr...Mr...."

son?

She continued to blink her big eyes, calling who?

Mu Yi has always been a good boy who must ask questions in time, when she thought of this, she immediately raised her hand and asked, "Are you calling me?"

She coughed, this throat was beaten?

"Crooked crooked."

No, can the voice be so clear after being beaten?

Even if it's hoarse, shouldn't it be, hey, how is it written in the novel, like sandpaper?

She was about to make a bel canto contact on the spot, but she opened her mouth but couldn't speak.

Because she saw the bed where she just fell asleep.

Is it covered with animal skins?

She is wearing satin?

Or the kind wrapped in layers?

She looked down at her strange clothes, and while thinking about whether she could bring back a few for that girl Susu, she couldn't help poking the vital part of her chest.

Ok.

Ok?

Ok? !

The belated horror climbed up her back from the soles of her feet at the speed of light, and Mu Yi herself was completely frightened.

This is, after doing too many bad things and watching gv, I accidentally had a dream and became a man?

She stared blankly at the little girl who was still kneeling in front of her eyes—no, it was a maid, and she gave up on the possibly reckless decision to poke her hand below her stomach.

"That," she hesitated for a long time before opening her mouth to ask, "when is this?"

Seeing the maid staring at her in astonishment, she——No, she changed her mind, "No, no, what year?"

"No, no, year, what year?"

"During the reign of Yongxi." The maid replied timidly, and then the two continued to stare.First, the little maid was defeated and silently lowered her head.

As for Mu Yi himself, he was struggling to calculate.

Yongxi?

When is Yongxi?

It wasn't until this time that Mu Yi sadly realized that all his ink had been contributed to the great cause of Danmei, not even a single scum was left behind.

Why is the digestive system so good at this time?

She tugged at her hair irritably, only to realize that she had long hair that she hadn't had in 25 years!

Still - black!long!straight!

Black and straight!

Back then, the first choice for college girls to pick a girlfriend. If she went back with such a head and hair, would she have the opportunity to reconnect with that handsome little brother?

But then again, who is he now, and how did he get here?

"That," Mu Yi was really confused, looking around, there was only one in front of him who could give him some information within a few miles.

"who am I?"

"You?" The little girl really opened her mouth wide, "My lord, my lord's name is Taboo Naimuyi."

Ok?

Mu Yi felt that his current vision could swallow an elephant.

Did the ancients have such advanced and coquettish names?

However, how could an ancient man share the same name as her? !

As early as more than ten years ago, she had protested with her mother that the name was not good, but her mother refused to change it no matter what, insisting that this name was good for the math test, no matter which paper she got, it would be easy.

Having said that, Mu Yi has been taking the exam for decades, no matter whether it is drawing lots or dividing the papers, she has never had the slightest advantage of her name.

"Then," seeing that this little girl knew a lot and was so reliable, she decided to get more information out.

"What is my identity?"

Seeing the wheelbase of the little girl's eyes increase at a speed visible to the human eye, she fully expressed her disbelief.

"My lord was picked up by my princess."

Pick it up?

Her physical body is so unreliable?

Hey, she hasn't figured out when this is yet.

make persistent efforts.

"Who is your princess?"

"The name of the princess is too small to say!"

Mu Yi blinked, moved a little closer, coaxed, "Tell me quickly, I won't tell others. If you don't tell me, cough cough." She put on a good show, and saw that the little girl was really a little Panicked, he was very satisfied with his results, and then continued, "I will announce it to the world!"

After she finished speaking, she looked around. That's what was said in this ancient drama, right?

"My princess, my princess is Yelu's patriarchal princess, her name is... Yelu Jin'e."

Hearing the name, Mu Yi frowned and thought for a while, this time, he was completely stupid.

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I hope that the little angels will give more opinions and suggestions~

I heard that the temperature has dropped again recently, so keep warm! ! !

Come knock on the blackboard!

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