[Yangmen] I've been chasing girls all these years

It is said that Mu Yi finally realized the dream of being a guard, even though he was indiscriminately dragged away by a soldier halfway to the team of guards in the city.

Fortunately, Xiao Zhong was sensible, so he transferred Fang Qi back to the city together.This made Fang Qi look so excited all day long, pulling Mu Yi's big brother to grow up with his younger brother, but trying hard to rub Mu Yi's prospective son-in-law's European spirit.

And Mu Yi just stayed in the city peacefully.There was no one in the mansion, except for an old man who was the janitor, who was a yard of broken flowers and willows, and it was far away from the residence of the imperial guards, so he didn't bother to go back, and occasionally took Fang Qi back home to accompany his parents It's safe to talk.

The first time he entered the guard, it happened to be the time when the team got together to drink.A roomful of men, all blushing from drinking and having thick necks, had to fight over who is the most beautiful man in Beijing.It was the first time that Mu Yi had seen such a scene at such a young age, the smell of alcohol and sweat spread throughout the room, making him unable to lift his head.

Although he has been a man for more than a month, he has been a womanizer for more than twenty years. This scene that should have appeared in his dream suddenly appeared in front of him like that movie with the movement of opening the curtain. The men outside and outside are all shirtless, drinking wine and punching, every piece of flesh has edges and corners, every roar can be heard everywhere, and the man's breath in the room makes him feel like falling into a cloud, without the slightest idea that he is still alive. Very famous.

"That skinny kid at the door, who are you?"

The man standing at the highest place has a thick voice, Mu Yi quietly compared it to his former idol, and felt that he was very much like the one surnamed Yang, and he was also a rough version, his body was nearly twice as big as that idol.The low-pitched cannon echoed in bursts, and it was particularly charming amidst the shouts of shouts and shouts in the room.

"Hey, I'm calling you!"

Fang Qi, who was next to him, dutifully identified him, "Brother, this is the head of the guards in the city, named Ren Ping."

As he spoke, he raised his voice and yelled towards the strong man on the table, "Hey, Brother Ren! Do you still remember me, Brother?"

The man frowned and looked at it for a long time, as if he had poor eyesight, he squinted his eyes and nodded again and again, at the end, he suddenly realized "Ah—" before jumping down, walking a few steps to the side of Fang Qi and Mu Yi , and hit Fang Qi on the shoulder.

"Brother Fang!"

Mu Yi was listening beside him, and felt that the vibration had been transmitted through the air and was about to shatter his own shoulders.

But this is probably the custom of their Khitan people, instead of grinning, Fang Qi laughed and said, "Brother Ren has a good memory!"

"Brother, what else can't you remember?" Speaking of his own home, Ren Ping asked in confusion, "Didn't you stay outside the city all the time? Could it be that Commander Xiao is going to use our brother again?"

Fang Qi pointed to the man beside him who was still studying Ren Ping's abs, grabbed it in front of him, and said with a smile, "It's all thanks to this brother that I have the opportunity to go to the city, and go home when I have nothing to do." Look at Mom."

Ren Ping looked up, down, left, and right, still curious, "Where did this thin man come from? Why does Commander Xiao still like this?"

Seeing that Mu Yi's eyes had been lingering at other places, he took a closer look, and then he was a little stunned.

"he..."

But it shouldn't be.Although Xiao Zhong was unreliable, he was jealous of the one on the throne after all, and would not expose his private affairs to the outside like this.

Ren Ping looked at the woodwork a few more times, struggled for a long time, and pulled Fang Qi over to talk, "This person can't be..."

He looked left and right, but still felt that it was not suitable to talk here, so he could only whisper by ear.

"Nonsense!" Fang Qi smiled helplessly, "How can brother Ren think so? This brother Muyi is the husband-in-law chosen by the younger sister of the current emperor, and he has nothing to do, so he came to the guards to have fun. "

But that's what he looks like?

"Song people?"

After getting Fang Qi's affirmation, Ren Ping was even more puzzled: what's wrong with the princess, there are so many good men in Daliao, why choose a thin and thin Central Plains man?

"Then Commander Xiao and him..."

"Brother Ren, what do you say?"

To be honest, he wasn't sure.

Mu Yi listened to Ren Ping and Fang Qi chattering a lot, but he couldn't understand a word of Khitan.I saw that Ren Ping's eyes were ever-changing, and after a while, he returned to normal.

Mu Yi withdrew his indiscriminate gaze, looked at himself from top to bottom, there was nothing wrong with it.What's wrong with that?

Ren Ping turned back and greeted him in the uncommon Central Plains dialect.Before Mu Yi could fully adapt to the greetings of the ancients, Xia Yao stretched out his hand to perform an international social etiquette.

"Mu...Muyi?"

"Exactly."

"Come... come... come to me! Go ahead," he thought for a long time, and took Fang Qi over to communicate for a while before continuing, "Just drink and eat meat!"

Mu Yiyuan thought that there were some recruitment criteria here, so he was so nervous that he didn't even dare to say anything. He recited the self-introduction he used for the interview last time in his heart, and then he remembered that today is different from the past. Now those things are of no use to him.He hastened to edit it now, and he had to worry about who would translate it in Khitan for a while, and he was afraid that people would not understand his point.

But at this time, Ren Ping's words of drinking and eating meat completely saved him. He unconsciously sighed and looked at the crowd not far away with bright eyes.

"Can I go?"

Ren Ping still looked at him suspiciously, but he still couldn't believe that Mu Yi was just a nobleman who was lucky enough to be chosen by the princess, no matter how he looked at it, that thin yellow face was a sign of something.

Therefore, it is said that Muyi is a person, and for more than a month, he has failed in life.

And he didn't sense this failure at all, and still rushed towards the golden crowd impatiently.

Yellow and black are the colors of men, as someone once said.

Mu Yi directly stuffed himself into the group of men, before he could stand still, Fang Qi pulled him back.

"what?"

"Brother, do you speak Khitan?"

Mu Yi was at a loss, why did he have to speak Khitan language before he was allowed to drink?

Can the beef on the table understand Khitan?

"How can you drink with your brothers?"

Fang Qi thought Mu Yi was actually very funny.Sometimes he has a chivalrous heart, and he has to do everything by himself, and sometimes he is so confused that he can't tell what is going on in his heart.

Could it be that all men in the Central Plains look like this?

Mu Yi didn't realize that he had lost the face of the Central Plains people again. Hearing that he couldn't even drink wine due to the language barrier, he immediately became discouraged.

"What should I do?"

"Your brother, I will take you there."

As he said that, Fang Qi took a few steps and rushed towards the table with the fragrance of wine - the most high-end table in his field of vision.Whether it's eating and drinking, or shirtless men, there are more than other tables.

"Come on, brothers, long time no see!"

"Yo, isn't this Brother Fang Qi?"

"Brother Fang Qi is doing well!"

"Brother, is your sister's baby born yet?"

"No hurry, no hurry," Fang Qi laughed loudly, and took the wine handed over by a boy, "Little sister is married not long ago, why did she have a baby so soon?"

"Hahaha, brother-in-law can't do it!" Everyone laughed together, raised their wine bowls one after another, and had a good time.

Mu Yi was standing on the periphery of the crowd, watching them clinking bowls and clinking, he felt a little pity for the bowl.Although it is worthless, it is still a piece of pottery, right?

"Come on, brothers, I will hang out with you from now on!"

"What?" A brother was stretching his hand towards the big piece of meat on the other side of the table, worrying that it would be too far to reach, and almost fell on his stomach when he heard this.

The original can not blame him.Xiao Zhong's temperament has always been that he is too lazy to do things. During his years as the commander of the imperial guards, he has basically never moved whoever he puts in that position. It is no wonder that he can survive in front of the Holy One until now.

The brother who almost fell got up in embarrassment, not even reaching his flesh, "Why, Commander Xiao is going to make a big move?"

"Otherwise," Fang Qi waved his hand, and brought Mu Yi over, "The main thing is, this brother, it's the first time for my brother to work with our imperial guards, and he is not very familiar with any place."

He took a moment to insert Mu Yi into the crowd and stood together, then said, "No, I owe him the blessing, so I have the opportunity to be with you brothers!"

The eyes of the people at the table were all focused on Mu Yi, seeing Mu Yi's body covered with cold sweat.

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