[Yangmen] I've been chasing girls all these years

Mu Yi hurried to the back kitchen to make tea, carefully prepared the pastries before he dared to serve them in the front hall.

It really wasn't that he was cowardly, today's Yelu Jin'e looked a little hard to resist, completely different from the girl who was silent two days ago and was only busy memorizing the content of her husband's Protestantism.It wasn't until he fled to the back kitchen that he remembered the big event that he was going to talk about today. Under such circumstances, he really couldn't speak.

"Princess, come and taste this tea."

When Yelu Jin'e saw him, her brows and eyes widened in a blink of an eye, as if she was going to jump up and down again.But she thought about it, and after a moment's delay, as if she was terribly afraid of him, she shyly stepped on the palace steps and sat down at the table.

"Is it good?" She nodded to signal him to sit down too, raised her teacup upright, and covered her mouth with her sleeve in a serious manner.It's a pity that Liao's clothing has always been short-sleeved plain clothes, which are specially equipped for their characters who want to fight if they have nothing to do. Yelu Jin'e's move just made Mu Yi see her flustered little gesture of not knowing how to toast .

He couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Yelu Jin'e put down the cup, feeling very puzzled.This is the etiquette she has learned for several days!

"Compared to your women in Song Dynasty, am I that ugly?"

"No, no, princess, you look pretty."

Seeing the corners of her mouth curled up, Mu Yi added some sweet words to increase the flames, "Princess is the most beautiful little girl I have ever seen."

Yelu Jin'e pursed her lips, trying to hide the smile on her lips, and pretended to be deep.But this is the first time Mu Yi praised her, he was caught off guard and unable to parry.She silently added a step to herself in her heart - this is in front of Mu Yi, she still can't let it go, when she returns to the palace in a while, the roof will be lifted a few times!

"Muyi, you..." Seeing him looking over, Yelu Jin'e twitched and said, "Why don't you call me a little girl?"

Of course I'm afraid you'll play hooligan again!

Mu Yi dared to think about these words in his heart, Yelu Jin'e is now a scorpion, he is not a scorpion detector, but he can't grasp the god-like scale.

"Of course it's because it's too disrespectful."

It turns out that occasionally pretending to be 13 is quite suitable for this role in this era.Mu Yi's face was calm, thinking calmly, and by the way, he straightened his skirt, and put on an upright literati demeanor.

"Disrespectful?"

"What is disrespect?"

Yelu Jin'e looked at him blankly, with a look of strong thirst for knowledge, which frightened Mu Yi, who was always good at being a teacher, his eyes turned black.

After explaining this tonight, I wonder if there is still life to live?

"That..." Muyi decided to change the security issue to carry out friendly diplomatic relations.He thought for a while, if he couldn't utter the few words that had been in his heart for the past day, he would not be able to keep his life, and he really had no foundation in his heart.

Yelu Jin'e's cheerfulness tonight makes people flustered, Mu Yi always feels that this fact cannot be delayed.

He will take office in two days. If he hasn't spoken his mind by then, just like what Xiao Zhong said, he will have to wait for Yelu Jin'e to rush into the guards and drag him out with his ears. Are you done?

Mu Yi couldn't help touching her ears.

It's strange to say that for such a big, thick and thick man, he has a pair of small and exquisite ears for some reason.When he saw this every night when he was practicing, he would laugh at the strange delicate taste of the original owner.

So such a cute ear was pulled off... too bloody, right?

Mu Yi silently felt worthless for himself.Anyway, he is also a person who eats dumplings seriously every winter solstice. The ears that have been carefully raised, even if they have changed their bodies now, how can they say that they don’t want these ears?

He cheered himself up silently.So this notice has to be released in public no matter what.

"Princess, I have something to play."

"Play, play, play."

"I'm going to report to the imperial guard in a few days, and then I'm afraid I won't be able to interrupt the princess to chat with the princess every day when the sun goes down." Mu Yi rubbed his hands secretly, doesn't it seem euphemistic to say it this way?

"What did you say? Are you going to play with Xiao Zhong?" Yelu Jin'e waved her hand generously, "Go, go, I also think Xiao Zhong is very funny. It's no good if you don't have me by your side It's just for fun, I won't do it when I get married."

She carefully dug out the pastry residue under her nails, very satisfied with her performance just now.Only in this way will Mu Yi like her more and more, maybe he is praising her for her demeanor in his heart at this time!

Mu Yi was silent for a while, seeing that she was happy to eat, he gave her two pieces from his side.When she was laughing and eating happily, he explained further, "It's not for fun, I just want to find a job in the Imperial Guard."

"An errand?" Yelu Jin'e nodded, continuing to think about him seriously.

"No problem, the guards don't have many things to do and you can walk around the palace more. I don't have to run out to see you in the future. And Xiao Zhong is easy to bully. When the time comes, I will force him to submit and let you relax. It's okay. Just come to my Jinxiu Palace and sit down, and I will make tea for you."

She thought hard about the structure of the guards, but she couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time.It's not her fault either.In recent years, Daliao has advocated Sinicization. Many things have been imitated from the style of the Han people. What kind of family they pay attention to, even the palace equipment has become complicated, and everything has complicated rules, which are both norms and troubles.Just like Yelu Jin'e, even if she was killed, she couldn't remember how ugly she was.

"Is the imperial guard still assigned to which door?" She held her head and thought for a while before she suddenly realized, "Ah, that doesn't seem to be our Daliao."

"Muyi, where have you been assigned?"

"...The leader of Shangjing Tower."

"What is Shenling?" Yelu Jin'e asked curiously, and she was quite proud when she said it.Look at the person she chooses for the dignified princess!Knowing everything, being able to know everything, if it was placed in the rice bucket that her elder brothers picked for her, it would be a golden bucket.

She was complacent for a while before she realized, "You mean... you went to see the tower?!"

"Who told you to go!"

She jumped up in a jerk, and the good education she had learned so hard these days went to the back of her mind, and she directly regressed back to the familiar runaway mode.

"Did Xiao Zhong bully you? I knew that old man was not at all good-hearted! I'll come out whenever I want, and I'll see any son-in-law as soon as I want, and I won't tell me if I pretend to comfort me." The emperor's brother... is a liar! A liar!"

Yelu Jin'e was furious, and stepped from one end of the front hall to the other, wishing that the floor was covered with a carpet embroidered with Xiao Zhong's big face.She stepped on it desperately, but still felt puzzled, as soon as she embroidered her words and tied her skirt, she moved her wrists and was about to run out.

It must have been done by that shady Xiao Zhong!

It has long been unpleasant to see him in front of the emperor's brother and Huanghou's sister-in-law. Who knows that this man's hands are stretched out in front of her now!If he didn't practice the newly learned wrestling on him, he would have to treat her as a princess who was vegetarian!

"You... why are you going?"

At this time, Mu Yi couldn't care whether Yelu Jin'e was a princess or just a lively and cute little girl, and when she saw her eyes were red, she wanted to run outside, and without thinking about it, she was detained together with her emotions down.

"Go and settle accounts with that surnamed Xiao!"

"Hey, hey, don't, don't, don't!" Mu Yi endured the pain for a long time, but he was still reluctant to let the unlucky Xiao Zhong admit that he was taken advantage of. "I asked for it."

"impossible!"

"...real."

Yelu Jin'e didn't believe it alive or dead.She still believed Mu Yi who was frightened by her just now, but now she looked at him back and forth, left, right, left, right, and left, and Mu Yi was flustered, and Yelu Jin'e finally made up her mind.

Just, no!letter!

"I don't believe you did it! Unless...unless..."

Do not believe?Mu Yi really couldn't even think of a good way to explain it. The most important thing right now is to subdue this runaway princess, throw her into the palace, lock her up for two days and two nights, and the world will be at peace.

He has a terrible headache right now.Where did Qing He, who always picks up Yelu Jin'e on time, go?He can't keep pressing her down like this, can he?

Fortunately, Yelu Jin'e hadn't noticed their strange posture yet, otherwise it would be really unclear who was on top and who was on the bottom.

"Let me out!"

"Princess, listen to me..."

"Don't listen, don't listen! I'm still keeping that old bastard out of bed so I can beat him up!"

So if Yelu Jin'e really knew that Ta Muyi did it himself, then the person who was beaten was Ta Muyi?

At this time, Mu Yi is still in the mood to make his own plans.After figuring it out for a long time, he gave up his conscience and made up his mind: Anyway, this scapegoat has been blamed by Xiao Zhong, so let the unlucky ones bear it together!

"Can I discuss something with you?"

The author has something to say:

Happy winter solstice!

Have the little angels eaten dumplings?

Only after eating dumplings can I protect my ears like Mu Yi.

Poor Xiao Zhong every day hahaha.

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