long-lived centenarian leader

Xia Youjie ridiculed Gojo Wu to become someone else's wife, and then was requisitioned as the master of ceremonies to officiate the wedding ceremony for the couple.

Gojo Satoru, who was being ridiculed, quickly came to his senses after being at a loss for a moment, and happily followed him to change his dress.

When Xia Youjie saw him coming out wearing black and red sleeves, his eyes were wider than ever.

Osamu Dazai watched Gojo Satoru scratching his head and posing, covered his face in pain, and spat at someone: "Shameless!"

"It's reasonable, I'm so good-looking, even in women's clothing, I'm still a big beauty." Gojo Wu pushed his hand away from his face, and turned his face away, "Do you think it's that vixen who looks better or me?"

In order not to make his women's clothing look too abrupt, the dexterous Yunji used black magic on Gojo Wu, making him grow real long hair.Originally, he wanted to give him a hairstyle and makeup, but he thought it was troublesome, so he refused because "I am naturally beautiful and don't need these".

But apart from his height and physique, his face doesn't look out of harmony with women's clothing.

Miss Wuzi's long hair hung down to the face of her "husband" who was shorter than herself, she looked at him through her long eyelashes, her pink lips curled up, confident and proud.

Osamu Dazai: "...you are indeed a vixen."

With such a pure and innocent seductiveness, and always likes to drag people to the bed, she was definitely a good vixen in her previous life.

Gojo Satoru: "If I'm really a vixen, I can hide you in my tail so that no one will accidentally tie you away."

It's too attractive to be dragged away by others in a sack in the blink of an eye.

What this vixen lacks is Gao Tang, what if the next one lacks a bed warmer?

Osamu Dazai: "Ha. I saw you laughing at me and running away again, so happy. Why weren't you afraid of losing me then?"

Wujo Wu: "Does Yunji count as the third child in our family? Shouldn't we choose an auspicious day to hold our wedding?"

His behavior of forcibly changing the subject was met with a sneer from Osamu Dazai.

And Mr. Xia You, who was treated miserably by the background board, hammered the door frame vigorously: "Stop your flirting, the wedding is about to begin."

Two people: "Oh."

Two young people whose combined ages are less than a fraction of their own are fortunate enough to play the role of a vixen.

And the person who was lucky enough to play the groom looks like Conan's long-lost brother.

If Conan was ten years older, he might be twins.

Kaito Kuroba is still making the final struggle not to become a son-in-law.

He: "I have someone I like."

Yun Ji, who was holding his arm, said, "I don't mind."

He: "My father is rumored to be dead."

Yun Ji: "I can look for it with you."

he and I……"

Yun Ji: "Don't talk about it, your parents are my parents, and the person you like is the one I like. We have made do with each other, and if we can't make do with it, you can have dinner with me."

Kuroba Kaito closed his mouth with a pale face.

The onlookers sighed and shook their heads.

Holding the dinner, ah no, the groom's arm, Yunji Yingying walked in front of Osamu Dazai and Wujo Gojo.

The four of them looked at each other for a long time, but they were all at a loss.

Xia Youjie: "Say something of blessing."

Wujo Wu: "Then I wish you three children as soon as possible."

Kaito, who was still a high school student, lost the last trace of color on his face.

Osamu Dazai: "...then I wish you a happy life."

This eerie picture was broken by the intruding outsider.

Three girls came in from the outside, accompanied by a Conan who didn't know when they ran with them.

Mao Lilan was shocked when she saw the groom: "Xinyi?!"

Yuan Shan and Ye: "What are you doing? Getting married?"

Conan: Kidd!what are you doing here !Have you taken a fancy to other gems?

Kuroba Kaito made a weak voice: "Save..."

"Is this the girl you like? It's just right, the three of us can get married together." Yun Ji happily ran over to grab Mao Lilan, and said amazingly, "In this case, your parents are also my parents! "

other people:? ? ?

Kaito Kuroba's eyes fell on Conan, thinking of what happened to Osamu Dazai, he suddenly felt that he was saved.

He rushed up, hugged Conan, and said regretfully, "I'm sorry, there is one more thing I haven't confessed. This is actually my son."

other people:? ? ?

The scene was very, very chaotic for a while, no one knew who they were, and no one knew what they were doing.

Everyone only knows that at this time, our broad-minded Miss Yun Ji said nonchalantly: "I don't mind, it doesn't matter how many people there are, as long as we get married together."

Kaito & Ran & Conan: "I mind!!!"

Their opinion didn't matter because they were quickly sanctioned separately.

Kaguya Ji hesitated whether to expose her identity, and rescued them, but Gojo Satoru waved at her, calling her to play together.

She looked at Osamu Dazai, then at Xia Youjie, nodded, and sat the bewildered Heye on the VIP seat.

Conan was gagged and tied up, and placed in the front position between Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru to act as a boy boy, watching the vixen with Kidd on the left and Ran in the right, almost passed out.

Monster weddings are not as particular as human weddings, as long as flowers and wine are in place, and relatives and guests are all present.

Love how to fix how to fix.

Yunji boldly took out a scoop of wine from the wooden barrel containing the fine wine, and handed it to Mao Lilan's mouth, Mao Lilan's face immediately turned red after inhaling a little of the alcohol, and she shook her head vigorously: "I won't drink. "

Yunji's expression changed, and her protruding tail knocked Kuroba Kaito to the ground (Kaito: ???), her tone was gloomy: "Why don't you drink? You look down on me and don't want to marry me?"

Mao Lilan: "...No, because minors cannot drink alcohol."

Shockingly, this reason actually convinced Yun Ji.

Yunji let go of Mao Lilan for a while, held the wine, and helped the groom who had "fallen down accidentally" with her tail, and handed the wine to him.

Kaito Kuroba was about to open his mouth to say the same thing, but he heard the other party baring his white teeth and saying: "Your child is already this old, don't tell me, you are not an adult yet."

he:"……"

He looks innocent and innocent, but he is actually an old fox.

He closed his eyes and drank a whole scoop of wine, because the other party drank too fast and choked him, and he coughed violently while supporting the pillar.

Yun Ji held a jar of wine and drank it all by herself, smiling with blurred eyes, for some reason, there was a melancholy and pitiful taste.

But at the next moment, she arrogantly walked between Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu, making a gesture to sit on Dazai Osamu's lap, Dazai Osamu immediately got up and moved a little to the side, letting her sit between them.

She sat on the low bed with her legs crossed, held their arms, and said contentedly: "I, Yun Ji, will be a happy family and a happy marriage from today on!"

other people:"……"

Have you ever asked other people if they are happy soon?

"Okay, it's time for the gift offering." Yunji said to the people on both sides, "You can ask me for anything you like, we are all a family, so don't be too polite."

Both of them are very receptive, and at the moment they are the calmest among the people present.

Gojo Satoru: "Alright."

Osamu Dazai nodded modestly.

Then a group of little monsters with strange shapes and festive costumes came up to present gifts respectively.

Yunji nodded when she saw jewels and jade, and nodded when she saw flowers and live fish. The atmosphere was very happy.

Beautiful, strong, forgiving, and tough when tough.

As the king of the mountain, she is probably the kind that is very popular.

When it came to the last few pieces, everyone saw Kaguya Ji's Dragon Head Jade as expected.

It was put into a simple stone box. When the stone box was opened, the five-colored light illuminated the room, which was eye-catching but not dazzling. With a little concentration, he took a step directly towards it.

It was a tiger demon with a slightly human-like appearance, bared its teeth and growled at them. After scaring them away, it sent Baoyu to Yunji like a dog.

"Master Yunji, I wish you a happy wedding."

Yun Ji nodded, and reached out to take the beads out of the box.Of course she could see that this was something with an owner, such a beautiful bead condensed with divine power and wish power, it would be strange without an owner.

But the monsters are all their own, there is nothing to blame and get angry.

She turned her head to look at Osamu Dazai: "Are you here to find this thing?"

Osamu Dazai: "The main thing is to climb the mountain to exercise. Finding things is the job of a detective."

"I'll show you something fun." She nodded, not knowing whether she believed it or not, and ordered to the monster below, "Go get the wine under my bed."

A jar of wine that condensed a lot of demon power was quickly brought over.

"The fox is the most divine demon. He is born with the spirit of all things. Our family can live a good life whether we serve the great gods or become kings on our own."

When the big monster said this, he didn't show any pride.

Because she just hibernated for a long time, and after waking up, she couldn't find her parents anymore.

There is only this altar of demon wine left for the daughter to take away when she gets married.

"Foxes are a race that loves their children very much, so before they marry their daughters, they will do everything possible to make things difficult for the man. Even the few days when the daughter is married, it will rain and make the other party's road difficult. The Yaoli Yaojiu is for the purpose of feeling their company even after my daughter marries far away."

"There is a memory in this bead, and it will be released when it touches the wine. My jar of wine is also qualified."

Yunji put the beads back into the stone box and unsealed the jar of wine.

The hallucinatory aroma of wine instantly permeated the room, and all the humans present except Dazai Osamu Gojo Satoru fell into an illusion.

She slowly poured a little into the stone box, then took a small cup herself, and drank the rest of the wine bit by bit.

Kaguya Ji, who had been silent all this time, suddenly stood up, walked to the side of the stone box, propped herself on the edge of the table, stared at the image that appeared on the bead for a moment, and clear tears kept dripping down from her body. The brilliance of the moon white suppressed the light of the dragon head jade.

The appearance of the bright moon makes the room like daytime.

in various senses.

Gojo Satoru asked Dazai Osamu in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

Why are you both crying?

Osamu Dazai: "Although the Taketori Monogatari has a lot of fictional components, it should be correct to say that when Kaguya Ji puts on the sky feather robe, she will become another person."

This means, it should be that she will forget the things that impressed her the most, and her perception of mortal encounters will be blurred, and she will return to the goddess who lives in the clouds.

Shenlong keeps her lost memories in the jade beads, and when Kaguya drinks alcohol, she will discover the memories inside.

However, she did not expect that the people in the Moon Palace would not allow her to drink alcohol, and this condition was not fulfilled until today, a thousand years later.

"Why do these people in the Moon Palace look like villains?" Wujo Wu complained.

Kaguya Ji was thrown into the mortal world again, and someone was sent to capture her back.

Same smell as some of the upper floors.

Dazai Osamu: "Actually, Kaguya Hime's status is already very high now, but she hasn't gotten out of the misunderstanding yet."

According to Yato, the gods become stronger because of the will of the world, and the gods who are not remembered will gradually disappear.

Kaguya Ji's popularity is not just for bragging, it is higher than that of Tsukiyomi.

The wishes received by other people in the entire Moon Palace are not as good as an inch of brilliance on her body, but she was controlled by the words of "similar" and "family" and was controlled by them.

In a sense, it is very similar to Gojo Satoru.

But Gojo Satoru is much more rebellious and decisive than her.

The others were all stupid, and the two of them were bored of waiting, so they went out for a stroll.

As soon as he went out, he saw two nine-tailed foxes staring at the door.

The one on the left is called Tamamoqian, and the one on the right is also called Tamamoqian, both male foxes.

The two who heard their conversation: "..."

Damn it, Yuzao Mae turned out to be a man.

But it's good to see that gender doesn't really matter for a certain sake, someone is quite a vixen.

The two looked at each other and had the same idea.

The one on the left, Tamazamae, doesn't seem very smart, and looks a bit strange, and only repeats the words of the pretty male fox on the right.

The big monster Yu Zaoqian was so angry that the impostor almost crushed the folding fan in his hand. He couldn't bear it and beat the super magic spirit half to death, and then tied it up and walked around the house aggressively.

When he walked in front of the two of them, he still asked politely, "Is Yun Ji in there?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Yes."

Gojo Satoru also nodded: "She asked us to play her parents just now."

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth with his hand.

If you don't know how to speak, just shut up, didn't you realize that these two are both nine-tailed foxes, are they probably relatives?

Yuzao let out a sneer before stepping in.

Yunji's eager voice, which could not conceal her guilty conscience, came from the room very quickly: "Oh... why are you here, uncle?"

Cold male voice: "Why don't I come when you get married?"

The two felt that there was a good show to watch, so they went in again.

I saw Yun Ji, the mountain king who was very arrogant and domineering not long ago, now turned into a thirteen or fourteen-year-old loli, serving tea to the guests attentively, and chatting with them carelessly.

When she was asked about getting married, she crazily denied it: "Oh, I was just playing around and experiencing the experience. I am still underage. How dare I get married so early."

Osamu Dazai: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Gojo Satoru: "Tsk tsk tsk."

No wonder it's like playing house, but it's still an underage fox.

Yuzao sneered: "I think you are doing very well, come on, this is my wedding gift for you, eat it."

Yun Ji looked at the "dinner" that her uncle had arranged for her, and knelt down on the ground with a plop: "Don't dare, even though he's very different from you, he's still given this name, no matter what."

Of course she knew that someone took the traces she accidentally left as evidence of the existence of Yuzao, but she never cared about it (I can’t jump out and say "Tamamoqian has a golden foxtail, I am white, are you blind?") .

The magic power generated by the common fantasies and speculations of a large number of human beings gave birth to this powerful super magic spirit, and it lingered here because of the rumors.

She found it difficult, so she let the other party move away from her.

Yu Zaoqian: "I don't think you are afraid of me."

Yun Ji spoke sincerely: "I have pure respect and love for you!"

The uncle pushed the niece away in disgust, ready to raise his hand to kill this impostor.

Xia Youjie, who held his raised hand firmly with one hand, stopped him and said sincerely, "I'll eat."

Yuzao looked at him for a moment, then put down his hands: "Your human recipes are becoming more and more strange."

Osamu Dazai: "He doesn't mean thank you on behalf of all mankind."

The glamorous male fox laughed lowly, indescribably seductive, Gojo Satoru vigilantly turned Dazai Osamu's face looking towards him, and said, "Obviously my women's clothes look better, right?"

Dazai: "..."

Collect your love brain.

Yu Zaoqian still planned to teach her niece a lesson, but so many people thought it would damage Yunji's dignity, so she waved a hand to dispel the psychedelic state of a group of outsiders, and sent them all to the foot of the mountain.

Kaguya Hime and Osamu Dazai were left behind.

Tamamo looked at Osamu Dazai: "Why are you still here?"

Osamu Dazai blinked, but before he had time to say anything, a group of foxes pulling a cart ran over, and the little monster next to him carried Dazai Osamu onto the cart with great insight.

The cart swished to the foot of the mountain, and it was not much slower than Yuzao's teleportation.

Dazai Osamu who almost had a heart attack: "..."

There is no good thing for a vixen! !

Everyone met at the foot of the mountain, their expressions were still confused, and they couldn't figure out the situation.

Mao Lilan, who was drunk, seemed to be still in the hallucination of "I am married to Xinyi", so he beat Heiyu Kaito severely, complaining that he could not find anyone usually, that he was not honest enough, and did not miss her enough.

Conan shivered.

Osamu Dazai, who was already in pain, showed an even more painful expression.

Too bad, he seems like he can't even beat girls.

"Um... Mr. Dazai, where is Kaguya Hime?" Toyama and Ye asked him worriedly.

Although what happened just now broke her three views, she still hasn't forgotten that Kaguya Ji is her friend.

Osamu Dazai: "Tamazamae seems to be an old acquaintance with her. Even if she is not, she still has the ability to protect herself, so don't worry about Miss Ye."

"So Kaguya Ji is indeed the legendary Kaguya Hime..." Her cheeks were flushed, not only did she not feel disappointed by being deceived, but she clenched her fists excitedly, "I actually made friends with Kaguya Ji, Great!"

Completely outside the situation, Hattori Heiji and Mori Kogoro, who were pure soy saucers, were at a loss as to why they appeared here, and then their attention was attracted by them.

Mori Kogoro, who never got into the details: "The smell of the wine is so fragrant... Are you saying that you are drinking behind my back?! Do you know that minors are not allowed to drink?"

After another period of confusion, everyone finally decided to go back to their respective homes.

Osamu Dazai originally planned to go back to sleep and start exercising when he woke up.

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru received a call from Mori Ogai——

"Tell Osamu Dazai that if he doesn't come back, I'll jump off the fifty floors."

Osamu Dazai: "Oh."