long-lived centenarian leader

"Dear Andersen:

Before the official visit, I will send twelve fairies to send blessings to your leader.

For these twelve fairies, I refer to your fairy tales and some folklore, and of course I also have my own original creations. They are all real people, vivid and sincere, and I like them very much.

If it was a character written by me, I would write her story and send it to you.

- Shakespeare"

As expected, Osamu Dazai found Shakespeare's mail in the opinion collection mailbox of the port mafia.

Obviously just ask Goethe to get their personal contact information.

I really don't know whether to say that these people who send emails to this mailbox are polite or not flexible.

The latest email from Shakespeare with Canary in the subject line.

He opened it dispensably, with the thought of "I want to see what kind of monster he did".

"About the canaries—

I saw Angel when I passed by a private island. She was very dirty at that time, but from the clothes exposed in the mound, it can be seen that she used to wear good skirts and lived a good life.

I pushed the dirt off her face and saw a face as beautiful as an angel.

Her expression was haggard, with disbelief and unwillingness, as if there was something hard to let go of.

I became interested in learning about her life. "

Afterwards, the narration skipped and a piece of popular science was inserted.

"Before the canary became a house sparrow, it didn't have such beautiful feathers and melodious voice. After continuous cultivation, elimination and evolution, it has such dazzling feathers and pleasing calls. According to different needs, it already has many different varieties.”

"When Angel was a little girl in the country, she was already praised by all the locals as a free and beautiful bird, but in the upper class, she was not refined enough.

So after Mr. Eamon bought her, he spent a lot of effort and invited many people to make her more lovely and beautiful, and to make her more happy.

Angel is a hard-working girl who is quickly loved.

She lived a high society life for a long time, accompanied Mr. Eamon to many places, and they even got a marriage certificate at the best time.

It was also at the best time that she was collected.

Everything she said and did was required to conform to her husband's preferences, and she could not say anything that displeased him, otherwise she would be locked in a cage in the basement.

Love breeds love, and love breeds madness.

Emon's madness caused Angel to wither when she was less than 20 years old. She was no longer beautiful and cute, no longer sweet and touching.

Mr Eamon ended up getting a new canary.

Because the theme of this creation is resurrection, I resurrected this lovely girl.

I asked her about fairy tales, and she said that if her wish can be fulfilled, then it is a fairy tale.

The girl made a wish to me, she wanted Mr. Eamon to be with her forever, she wanted wealth, and she wanted to be liked by many people.

So I swapped her and Amon's positions.

When I said that I wanted her to send my blessing to a gentleman, she said that if she was comforted, she would give him all her wealth.

This is really a lovely girl, isn't she? "

Osamu Dazai thought about the actions of this cute girl, and fell silent.

This series of stories has nothing to do with fairy tales.

If Andersen saw Shakespeare here, he would probably hypocritically say: Well written, don’t write fairy tales again.

In the story of Sleeping Beauty, there are twelve fairies and one bad witch.

That is to say, excluding the first two characters that have appeared, he still has to face the troubles caused by eleven people who are not supernatural beings better than supernatural beings.

The first two have fully demonstrated the difficulty of this matter.

First of all, the teacher was sad to write down the official document of Zhongyuan Zhongye's application for vacation to his subordinates, and replied: work overtime.

After finishing this matter, he called Andersen into his office, but the other party's expression was very strange, and it seemed that there was a ghost.

Him: "What happened?"

Andersen faltered and said, "Someone has spread some rumors about you."

"What rumor?"

"There are twelve fairies and one witch who will send curses and blessings to the head of the port mafia." Andersen spoke in a low voice and still had some reservations.

Some people have privately started calling Osamu Dazai Sleeping Beauty.

Yes, almost everyone is happy about it.

They don't think that these blessings or curses can be fulfilled on Zai Zhi's body, they just gloat over the fact that "Da Zai Zhi was persecuted".

This shows that people who usually persecute too many people are not worthy of sympathy.

Osamu Dazai's face was a bit ugly: "How far has this rumor spread? Do many people know about it?"

"It actually came in from outside the organization."

Osamu Dazai realized that this was probably the retribution that Edogawa Ranpo said.

Those who spread rumors about others are spread rumors by others.

His face was a little pale, but he quickly covered it up, and said: "I sent you an email, after you read it, go to Hongye, the girl who was arrested has a gold plate in her hand, take a look What type of power item is it?"

Andersen was a little surprised, and tentatively said, "Fairy...fairy?"

The leader gave him a cannibalistic look, and he immediately resigned and left.

Osamu Dazai gave an order to the whole organization with a heavy heart—to arrest those who possess the appearance of a plate (gold or silver).

Although this almost confirms the rumors, it is better than sitting still.

After receiving the order, Fyodor looked at the silver plate that appeared on his desk after being thrown away by him, and felt that his life was not long.

Is it good to hide in Gogol's space?

Or transfer it to someone else?

After Osamu Dazai finished his work, he stood up habitually and drove home, only then did he remember that he said that he would not be coming back recently.

He wanted to turn his head and go back, but he heard a strange sound coming from his room.

He quietly went to the door of his room, listened to the noise inside, and slowly put out a question mark.

Someone watching this action movie after hanging out with him can be interpreted as excess energy, but why watch it in his room?

(Currently, they don't sleep together every day, and they come back very late and sometimes don't come back)

Osamu Dazai felt something was wrong, so he opened the door.

Then I found something even more wrong: Gojo Satoru was actually taking notes!

When he came in, he quickly hid the notebook.

Him: "...what are you doing?"

Gojo Satoru, who felt that he should surprise him, shook his head: "Nothing."

"Take your things and go back to your room." Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes as he looked at his overly honest back.

He immediately hacked Gojo Satoru's cell phone and checked his browsing history.

"The president always goes to work in the company very early and returns home very late every day, so he is punished and goes to work with a pendant that is not under his control.

People often come to the office to submit documents and explain plans. Some clumsy people will stay for a long time. This time is always very difficult, but fortunately the clumsy people will not notice his slack eyes.

His face was flushed, and the secretary asked him if he was unwell, and he dared not open his mouth to speak, for fear of leaking a discordant voice... Super fun and super exciting toys don't need 9999, just 998, and you can take them home!It's better to act than to be excited, hurry up and buy more! "

...What are these things?

Osamu Dazai did not expect that the advertisements in these years would have developed to such an extent, let alone that Gojo Satoru would buy ten of them in one go after watching them.

After a quake in his pupils, he clicked on Gojo Satoru's shopping records with trembling hands.

He closed his eyes again in pain.

Time to throw people out, he thought.