long-lived centenarian leader

In the silent atmosphere, old music played with time, and a cat ran in from outside the bar.

The young man who asked the question smiled at it as if seeing an old friend.

Sanhuamao turned its head proudly, jumped to the seat on the other side of Oda Sakunosuke and squatted.

The young man's eyes gradually became confused, as if he was very puzzled by this situation.

"He wears his lapel pins and buttons up his clothes, is very obnoxious and makes some unexpected moves, but he's actually a very image-conscious person."

Ango Sakaguchi complained, always feeling that someone has some serious idol baggage.

Oda Sakunosuke explained simply: "He carries a gun when he goes out."

The young man's eyes widened in shock, and he couldn't understand what Oda Sakunosuke said: "Ah...why? I never took a gun when I went out before." Even if necessary, I used someone else's.

Ango Sakaguchi continued to complain: "Although I am always worried that that guy will shoot me suddenly, the original intention of holding that thing should be to protect myself."

Although that man always inadvertently reveals his desire for death, there is a reason they don't know that they can't die and must move forward.

So always painful and contradictory.

"It's really... very different from me." The young man said with emotion.

Ango: "Precisely because he showed so many differences, it would be very bad if he admitted his mistakes."

If a person behaves very differently from "self", it means that he minds it very much.

As friends, they absolutely cannot make such a mistake.

"Okay, I understand." The young man nodded regretfully, and then said a surprising but expected thing, "In my world, you died very early."

All three of them died early.

Starting from Oda Sakunosuke, on a certain day, they all died in the past.

Oda Saku fell asleep forever, and the two of them, after decay, restarted their lives with different faces.

An Wu drank the wine in the glass, and said in a flat tone, "How should I put it, this can explain a lot of things."

"But there's no need to respect and pamper him too much, he's always been very aggressive." The young man warned them maliciously.

And I can't spoil him.

Of course it's almost there.

"By the way, why did you come here?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "Is there something going to happen?"

The young man's smile became even more malicious: "I'm here to give him my best wishes."

Ango immediately bought him a glass of wine.

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Zhongyuan Zhongye has a lot of opinions on the leader recently.

So I would rather patrol the port than go back to the headquarters to see Osamu Dazai.

There are battles in the port from time to time, and he can also vent his inner anger.

Today's sea breeze is also very noisy, and Zhongyuanzhong is also thinking about driving a sea motorcycle to play for a while.

At this moment, the subordinate ran over from behind, and said nervously, "Master Chuya! We...we caught a fish just now, no, one person..."

Zhong Yuan also looked at him calmly: "Who?"

The subordinate hesitated for a long time, unable to say why, so he had to say: "He said he knew you, please go and see for yourself!"

Zhong also pressed his hat and jumped off the railing: "Let's go."

He wants to see what kind of monster it is.

When he really saw the other party, he almost passed out on the spot.

It was a strange creature with a human fish tail. The cyan fish tail was two meters long, and its jewel-like scales shone silvery in the sunlight.

Beautiful and eye-catching, it is dazzling.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is this fish, no, this mermaid has a familiar face.

"Too... Osamu Dazai?!"

Nakahara also shouted in panic, Osamu Dazai could recognize the shape of a mackerel even if it was burned to ashes, but how could the other party's nullification ability have a fish tail? ?

"Why did you become like this? Didn't you come up with some new ideas to punish me?"

The mermaid that was caught rolled up the tip of its tail enchantingly, slapped on the wooden plank, and said in a resentful tone: "It's not because you always call me a mackerel that I became like this. Let me tell you, You're going to be a disgusting slug in no time."

Chuya Nakahara's face turned pale, and he took a step back, completely unable to accept this kind of future.

In the next second, the mermaid grew legs and landed on the ground, saying meanly: "You are still so easy to deceive, Zhong Ye."

"Tai, Zai, Zhi."

Realizing that he was deceived by Chuya Nakahara, the ship plank under his feet shattered, and when he finally made up his mind to beat him up regardless of the upper and lower classes, the other party said: "I have something urgent to go back to the headquarters. I won't play with you now."

Zhongyuan Zhong also put away his arrogance as expected, and said cursingly: "Do you need me to send someone to escort you?"

The young man thought to himself that this leader is not bad, it would be better to bully others.

As long as we talk about work, Zhong Ye will let him go.

He nodded decently, then went to change into a high-end suit, tied his tie, pressed the collar of his shirt, buttoned his coat, and fastened his belt, convinced that his appearance was exquisite and flawless.

Then show a little bit of the cold and majestic aura that the top mafia should have.

It is very simple for him to play a good person, not to mention this is "self", as long as he wants to understand some details, he can even completely reproduce the thinking mode.

At least he can fool most people and let him enter the chief's office smoothly.

There was a man who looked exactly like him and was dressed almost the same, working hard.

"It's been hard work." He sighed.

He couldn't remember the last time he worked properly.

Mr. Chief, who worked so hard to get off work early, looked up at him: "How did you come to my world?"

His tone was extremely unpleasant, even as if he was saying "get out of my world".

"I heard that this is the only world where 'Oda Saku is still writing novels', so I came to have a look." The young man raised his waist and complained slightly, "There is no need to not welcome me so much, right?"

Mr. First: "Not welcome, get out of here."

The other party didn't care about his unfriendliness, and even started to test the minefield: "Do you know what else happened to me today besides going to Odasaku for a drink?"

"I don't care, don't disturb my work."

The leader of Mafia cursed and actually stopped the pen in his hand to listen to the follow-up.

"I just wanted to go to the sea for a while to calm down, but I met a little girl, she is a very cute mermaid princess, holding a golden plate in her hand, and said she would send it to Mr. bless."

The young man made gestures, and his smile deepened: "I told her that the human beings outside the sea are very dangerous, and I can send blessings instead of her. Then she happily handed over the plate to me, swam to the surface of the sea, and turned into foam .”

leader:"……"

There are two fairy tales in it.

First, "Blessing" and "Golden Saucer" - the widely circulated "Sleeping Beauty";

Second, "The Mermaid Princess" and "Become a Bubble" - Hans Christian Andersen's "The Daughter of the Sea".

The possibility of "fairy tales come true" can be directly ruled out, and it can be characterized as man-made.

Can have this level of creation out of nothing, and then narrow the scope to those who transcend.

Then the transcendent related to Andersen——

"Please tell Andersen that Mr. Shakespeare asked me to say hello to him on his behalf." by Goethe

Shakespeare.

The strongest and most respected transcendent within the known range.

Tricky character.

First Mr.: "... What blessing did she ask you to bring me?"

Knowing it wasn't what made him happy, but he needed clues.

The false mermaid showed a sweet smile at him: "I wish you a long life."

The leader didn't want to hear such vicious words, so he stood up from his seat, strode over, and grabbed the other party's collar to flirt with the other party.

10 minute later.

He was lying on the floor, showing a dead expression.

He actually - can't even beat himself!

The young man with racial talent and various buffs walked around him, sat on the leader's office chair, and clicked on the computer with his face propped up.

At this moment, he just received a message from the "Siberian Potato Merchant". He clicked on it and saw the content sent by the other party.

"Boss, is it convenient for you to see me now?"

His eyes fell on the leader who was sitting on the floor with a gloomy face, and he sighed: "It's amazing, you actually found a mouse to be your subordinate."