long-lived centenarian leader

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and seeing Gojo Satoru's expression that was not angry at all but seemed to be eating people, he blinked again, but the other party's expression did not change.

He took off the hands of the friends on both sides, turned the chair to face Gojo Satoru, his voice was dry, and he was quite guilty: "If I said that I stayed up all night and worked all night, and I was also busy during the day, so I forgot to call you back. , will you forgive me?"

Gojo Satoru sneered: "Aren't you so busy drinking and chatting with people that you talk about me? Why didn't you say that you suddenly thought of me and were about to contact me?"

Osamu Dazai was quite surprised by his reaction.

It felt like there was no contact during the day, and the other party became much smarter, knowing to block him with words.

Did she secretly take some love course behind his back?

Putting the back of his finger to his lips and thinking about how to coax people for a while, Osamu Dazai suddenly woke up from this troubled state.

No, he talked about this relationship as if to torture each other.

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai turned around and picked up the glass on the table, drank the remaining wine, put his elbows on the table when he turned around, and said frankly: "Yes, I was just going to do this explain."

Gojo Satoru suddenly discovered that Osamu Dazai knew him very well, but he knew nothing about Osamu Dazai.

He wanted to come over to find the other party today, but he didn't even know where he should go.I just came here several times with the idea of ​​trying my luck, but this time I met and heard such a joking answer.

The so-called being his boyfriend, this person seems to be just talking for fun, only he is scratching his heart, always thinking about this matter.

Is this what "online dating is risky"?

But this guy didn't even show a deceitful attitude, as if the words "I'm a bad man with a lot of sins" were written on his face, and he didn't even bother to explain it.

As if regretting a certain decision and trying to force him back.

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, thinking that my feelings are not so easy to play with.

He strode over, put his hands in his pockets, and said in a rather fierce tone, "Another explanation, I will be satisfied with it."

"Well……"

In fact, Osamu Dazai, who was not lying, waved to him, motioning him to bow his head.

Gojo Satoru was still angry with his face puffed up, but he still leaned over and was hooked around the neck, sticking to the opponent's warm skin.

Being touched on the face, and... kissed on the lips.

The pungent smell of alcohol made him widen his eyes and subconsciously frowned.

But when he saw the other party's long eyelashes fluttering gently, and the moving eyes reflected him, he strangely lost all uncomfortable feelings.

Even the unacceptable alcohol just stimulated the senses and made him experience that dreamy intoxication.

There seems to be a reason for some people to like drinking.

"Although minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, there is no problem with kissing." Dazai Osamu let go of him and said nonchalantly. He turned his head and found that Ango and Oda Saku had sat far away from them.

"..." He realized that his behavior just now was tantamount to showing off his affection in front of his friends, so he restrained his expression, and for a while didn't know what to say to ease the awkward atmosphere.

Gojo Satoru grabbed his shoulder immediately after he let go, and he didn't know whether he was drunk by alcohol or was too innocent, his face was flushed, but when he opened his mouth, he said, "Kiss me next time after drinking Coke! "

Straightforward, warm, and expectant invitations.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Maybe staying up all night has hurt him. Facing these big pure and beautiful eyes, his mind is a little messed up.

If he couldn't say it out and refused, he felt that this kind of behavior was a bit beyond the intimacy he could accept.

It's okay to go too far in proactive flirting, but if he wants to respond to expectations, he still lacks the courage.

"But I don't like Coca-Cola." He finally made a ridiculous excuse to try to muddle the issue.

Gojo Satoru: "There is no one in this world who doesn't like to drink Coke."

Osamu Dazai: "I don't like it."

In order to defend the position of Coke (?), the young man who loves Coke ordered a cup of Coke on the spot, drank more than half of the cup in one gulp, and pressed his boyfriend for a burst of intense sharing. Lost a lot.

Coke has far better sweetness and bubbles than sparkling wine, and carbonic acid seems to be more corrosive and paralyzing. The brown liquid is exchanged between the mouths and pours into the throat, forcing Osamu Dazai to swallow. There are other foreign bodies moving around, which makes it difficult to swallow and delays the duration of stimulation.

And when Osamu Dazai was drying his collar and the Coke on his neck, Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda disappeared.

he:"……"

There is no need to be so discerning.

Gojo Satoru is not as important as you two.

Really.

Gojo Satoru, after drinking the Coke, was in a much happier mood. He no longer cared about his not answering the phone, but asked where to find someone if he couldn't be reached.

Osamu Dazai chose to let him contact himself.

"My work must be done and kept secret. If you want to maintain a relationship with me in reality, don't come to me when I'm working. You contact me during the rest of the time, and I will try to come out if I can."

Gojo Satoru: "You guys who engage in fraud, you are really strict in keeping secrets."

Dazai: "..."

Okay, it’s okay to understand it this way, as long as the effect is achieved.

Dazed by the sweetness of the coke left on the bandages and clothes, he stood up and said that he was going to work now.

Then leave here at the speed of light.

Gojo Satoru looked at his back, and decided to take all of Dazai Osamu's actions that made him unhappy, as a sign of shyness, so as to prevent him from falling into the other party's trap when he got angry.

Breaking up is impossible.

Can't make do with it either.

He has to think of a way, if not, let other people help him think of a way.

-

After returning to the office, Osamu Dazai took a shower, sat in a daze for a while, and then called Verlaine over.

Still, the job is suitable for him. Letting him intrigue with others to harm each other is much easier than letting him deal with Gojo Satoru.

As soon as Verlaine came in and saw him, he said, "Did you just come back from outside?"

The look of stealing a little lover.

Her lips were still red, and her clothes had been changed.

Hurry up, I still have the energy to go on a tryst at this time.

Osamu Dazai neither denied nor admitted, and asked him, "Who is the guest you mentioned?"

Verlaine showed an indescribable expression, and said in an indescribable tone: "He is a person who cannot describe in words."

Osamu Dazai became a little interested: "You can talk for a while, I have nothing to do afterwards."

Because there is a lot of work that can be handed over to Dostoevsky.

This organization with too many combat talents and too few think-tank talents finally ushered in a tool man with a work efficiency similar to his.

You only need to sort out the work that can be touched by the other party, and you can let it go happily.

Verlaine didn't understand where his happiness came from, but he didn't want to talk about this topic for too long, but simply explained the seriousness of the matter.

"Do you know how the war of supernatural beings ended suddenly when it became more and more intense?"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "It is said that seven transcendents have kidnapped the political leaders of powerful countries and forced them to order a truce."

A transcendent, as the name suggests, is a person who transcends common sense and reaches an intensity unimaginable by human beings.

The only serious transcendents that Osamu Dazai has come into contact with are Rimbaud and Verlaine.

The filthy form of Zhongya in the Central Plains is considered a half transcendent, and the complete form can probably be regarded as a transcendent, but it is impossible to be released again.

Verne, whom Osamu Dazai once met in the main world, is also a transcendent.Shibusawa Ryuhiko, who has reached a singularity because of his reaction with his own ability, and who has completely released his ability, can barely be counted.

Each of these five people has the ability to easily destroy a city, and their abilities are also very good. The official transcendent can even ignore his abilities to a certain extent.

Osamu Dazai had an unpleasant expression: "Which one is coming?"

There are about a dozen known transcendents in the world.

It is likely that there are still unknown, or dead in the knowledge of the world.

It is not difficult for those people to return to life, prolong life or continue to exist in other forms.

Verlaine's face was also not very good-looking: "The person who proposed this genius proposal and successfully called people to implement it, the master of the devil, Goethe."

This is an internationally renowned, yet free-spirited gentleman.

In the eyes of some people, the transcendent is the person who is closest to the gods, or changes the laws of nature, or integrates with the heaven and the earth, or even creates a new life form.

Goethe brought the devil into the world.

Unlike Mori Ogai's Alice, she is a demon with complete self-awareness, able to act independently for a long time, good at all kinds of magic, and possesses terrifying power.

The devil brought Goethe back to his youth and enjoyed the world, and also removed obstacles for him to charge forward and solve all the problems he wanted to solve.

Osamu Dazai: "If I remember correctly, this is a gentleman with a very good reputation."

Excessive strength makes the transcendents not bound by the law and the world, and they look at the world differently from ordinary people, and most of them have weird tempers that are not understood by the world.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to directly kidnap the upper echelons of various countries (in fact, this is already a very gentle move).

Goethe has the best reputation among the Transcendents, and quite a few people are grateful for his act of saving the world.

"The reputation is good because his close friends are all over the world." Verlaine pulled out a mocking or bitter smile, "Goethe has a big problem, he likes to make friends."

"Isn't it great to make friends?"

If you don't make friends, you can't call out the other six transcendents.

"But he makes all kinds of friends, and puts a lot of enthusiasm into each of them. He knows everyone deeply, and he will learn about the parts he is interested in-he is interested in everything."

"Of course there is nothing wrong with painting, designing, riding and archery, fighting and gambling, but he also favors those niche professions."

Verlaine gave Osamu Dazai a simple example.

"When I was still in Europe, I got along with him for a while, and then he debuted as an assassin. The first order was to assassinate one of my bosses."

It wasn't aimed at him, but that guy was blindly taking orders with his eyes closed.

But because of this, this talent is even more terrifying.

Osamu Dazai said after a brief silence: "I understand, can you elaborate on his character?"

"His character is the most indescribable. It can't be described as good or evil, nor can it be said to be annoying or very likable."

Verlaine reached out and pressed his hat, recalling his expression, "In Rimbaud's words: 'Goethe not only praised virtue loudly, but also bent down to get close to evil. What he loved was the whole world'."

The style of doing things and the motivation of behavior are all based on recent experience.

And a guy who likes to run around and make friends with people, who knows who he met recently.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Well, it's a completely blind box, right?

It really is an indescribable stubble.

"However, he has announced that he is coming to Yokohama, and he will come here with great fanfare. Just be prepared, I will hide for a while, and call me if I need a fight."

After finishing what he had to say, Verlaine tried to leave.

"What's going on in Chuya?" Dazai Osamu called him, "His mission has not been completed yet, how can we let him come back?"

"...He once sent a letter saying that he was very happy about the birth of Zhongye, and he must come and see it. If he didn't see it, he would make a fuss."

A lot of things happened after Chuya Nakahara was born, and Rimbaud had no time to receive this lively friend, and also lost some memories.

Osamu Dazai: "Okay, I will prepare related reception matters."

-

Goethe is coming to Yokohama.

A Transcendent who is difficult to grasp and whose temperament is uncertain.

Osamu Dazai was actually very unhappy to see such a scene. Jules Verne in the main world almost destroyed Yokohama, and the people from the detective agency had to spend a lot of effort to save the city.

Instead of dealing with such a person, he would rather have three more Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

At least he is very honest, and he is only obsessed with Dun.

But the matter had been confirmed, and Goethe had unabashedly given the notice letter, so he had to accept the move.

There is often more than one place to foretell this kind of thing.

Osamu Dazai began to recall the abnormalities during this period, only recalling his own fishing, not even the content of his work.

Too slack.

It can't go on like this.

He immediately called someone to send a bunch of documents to Ango Sakaguchi and Dostoevsky, and then continued his thinking.

At a certain moment, Fu Ling suddenly had a heart, and opened the "port mafia's opinion collection mailbox".

His secrecy work is so good that outsiders can only try to contact insiders in this way.

Like most opinion boxes, this one is just for show.

It was established after the previous leader usurped the throne. Mr. Sen once said very democratically, "If you have any opinions on me, you can use it to raise it", and then never opened it at all.

Osamu Dazai, who also inherited this mailbox, really couldn't remember the password, so he took a while to decipher it, and then read the latest email.

A recent email was signed by Natsume Soseki.

Osamu Dazai clicked on it, and unsurprisingly, he saw a large paragraph of text "strongly condemning the behavior of chasing cats and harming cats", and the last paragraph reservedly expressed the hope that he would continue to urge Oda Sakunosuke not to stop.

Osamu Dazai, who has no conscience and no pain, replies with a refreshing message.

"Goethe is coming to Yokohama."

When Natsume Soseki received this email, he was sitting on the balcony of the coffee shop drinking his latest snow top coffee.

He was surprised at first that "the leader of the port mafia would actually read this thing", and then he opened the email unpreparedly.

The ice cream on the spoon fell to the table, and Natsume Soseki showed an indescribable expression.

Spreading the anxiety again, Osamu Dazai continued to browse the mail, and soon found out.

Because the signature of the encrypted email was simply Goethe, and the subject of the email was "Please forward to Arthur Rimbaud or Paul Verlaine".

He sent Verlaine a screenshot of the email.

Verlaine quickly replied to his message, told him the password and said that he did not need to tell him the content of the email.

The password looks like a date.

After Osamu Dazai entered the password, he saw a long letter.

"Dear friends:

Forgive me for not seeing Rimbaud's letter to me until this year...I suspect that this guy sent a paper letter to a traveling man back home on purpose so he didn't want me to receive it.

But thank God, by some twist of fate, I received it anyway and pored over every byte of it.

Oh...you guys are fighting again, which is hardly surprising.

If only one person receives this letter, please tell the other person that the small garden I promised to design for you has already bloomed to No. 15 season roses, and if you don’t stay in it, they will climb up the windowsill and enter the house .

I don't know how the kid you guys mentioned before is doing now, is he 15 or 14 now?Hearing that he was coming to Europe, I asked someone to bring a small gift, and sincerely looked forward to meeting him formally.

Yokohama sounds like a great place, I'm planning to go there, drop by for a show, I'll give out a total of 99 tickets, [-] for free to cute kids, and sell the rest for a hefty price out.

That's right, I recently... No, I have been practicing circus this year, and now I am an excellent circus director. I believe their performances will not disappoint the audience!

Of course, my friends don't need any tickets, Mephisto and I welcome you anytime!

……

—Goethe, who is now the director of the circus. "

Leaving aside the complaints and concerns about Rimbaud and Verlaine, the more useful news is that Goethe is coming to Yokohama for a circus tour.

Osamu Dazai dared to bet Chuya Nakahara's height that this circus performance was not a performance in the normal sense, and those performers were not serious clowns or animals.

In some literary works, the circus usually appears together with the horror.The man named Goethe has brought the devil with him in a grand manner, and he certainly won't be a serious circus director.

If he guesses wrong, Nakaya will be made to be as short as 13-year-old Q, and they will be sent to the circus to help Goethe.

After making subjective guesses, he opened the city map, began to look for places that could hold circus performances, and closed them all for a month in one go.

If you have the ability, go to sea to perform.

After Osamu Dazai made a meaningless act of adding congestion, he took out the coffee candy Tsumiki bought for him from the drawer, ate two, and began to rearrange the patrol personnel in the port and make new deployments.

At least the ports of Yokohama and Tokyo have to step up their vigilance.

It is difficult for anyone to resist the temptation of a transcendent person who loves making friends.

The tickets that sold for a lot of money were not tickets to a circus show, but tickets to see Goethe.

If you make friends with him, the benefits and convenience you can get are enough to expand a small organization several times.

With the support of weapons and equipment, the patrol teams in the port will deal with ordinary supernatural beings, so some supernatural beings should be arranged for emergency.

But Osamu Dazai did not expect to be able to stop all the supernatural beings. It was even foreseeable that Fyodor would take the opportunity to smuggle in his little mouse, and by the way, get a wave of information about the supernatural beings of the port mafia.

bother.

Osamu Dazai asked someone to send another wave of documents to Dostoyevsky, and then wrote two deployment plans. He frowned and read them for a long time, but still felt that the gains outweighed the losses.

He turned on his phone and saw Wutiao Wujo's message asking him when he was going out on a date.

Although the environment he was in was so harsh and there were still many things that had not been dealt with, Gojo Satoru's life always seemed very simple.

Simply pursue what you like, simply do what you want to do.

Don't be tied down by anything, and have no worries.

Even if he suffers because he is too simple, he will not change, and he will happily do it if he asks for his ideas.

After puffing up his cheeks for a while, Osamu Dazai called Gojo: "I have to work overtime...I don't have much time to go out for now. There will be a circus performance in Yokohama in a while. Do you want to see it?"

Gojo Satoru heard from his tone that he was sad about working overtime, temporarily believed that he was busy with work during the day, and talked to him about the next matter with great interest.

"I don't seem to have seen a circus show, is it an animal show or something?"

Osamu Dazai: "Not sure."

It is only confirmed that the head of the circus is Goethe.

Gojo Satoru: "Should there be promotional posters for this kind of performance?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly got inspiration from his words and had a new idea for the next arrangement.

"Indeed, there should be. This is internal information from me. Many things have not been confirmed yet. It will look good anyway. Will you come by then?"

Gojo Satoru was shocked: "Has your business extended to the tourism industry?"

"..." Osamu Dazai realized something, but still smiled and said, "Don't you think tourists are very easy to deceive? They are often not very familiar with the local area, and they are full of curiosity and desire to find out."

"Yes." Wujo Satoru said suddenly and worriedly, "You work so hard, shouldn't I visit you in prison in the future? Or you stop, I should still be able to support you."

Dazai was speechless, and before the other party sent him money, he said, "I'm not short of money, and it's not about money."

He only cheated the devil for more than 1000 billion. Just cleaning this wave of money is enough work.With the money Gojo Satoru gave him, he bought a piece of clothing and went to the bar to drink.

Gojo Satoru realized what he meant again: "So, deceiving people is indeed your hobby."

Osamu Dazai did not take the pot of dirty water, but said hypocritically: "Children who are too honest will suffer."

Gojo Satoru: "I eat sweets every now and then."

Then you are too sweet.

When the two lovers were wasting time talking nonsense, Fyodor, who was constantly assigned new tasks, was dazed before his eyes, but he still worked strong and mechanically, like a working machine without emotion.

Even when his boss (of course, the one in Five Bad Things) asked him if he wanted to run away with money and suddenly spent so much money, he replied in a flat tone that he used so much money to buy money from the port mafia. I got a cadre position and I am currently working hard.

Then keep working.

Not only do the work that Osamu Dazai gave him, but also deal with the work of the rats in the dead house and the five decays of heaven and man.

Thank you very much Osamu Dazai, he never thought that there is still room for improvement in his work efficiency.

He didn't stop what he was doing until he received a new email.

"Dear Fedya:

Here's the thing!I've made a new friend, he's an awesome guy, we have a great time, and he invited me to be a technical director at the circus not too long ago.

You know, I will always go through fire and water for my friends, so let me put aside the undercover mission you entrusted to me. I asked for leave from Vice Minister Dounan, and I will complete this beautiful mission with my new friends. Show, I'll go back and continue.

Similarly, I also asked for a friendship ticket for you, and it will be delivered in a few days. Please come to this show by all means!

—Gogol, who is now the chief circus executive. "