SEXSOMNIA

The clock on the wall struck eleven o'clock.

I hugged my legs and curled up on the sofa in the living room, buttoned up my pajama pants with my left hand, and held my phone in my right hand.

Ren Long was not at the company in the afternoon, and he hasn't come back yet.

I have a hunch that he's going to meet a woman tonight.

I texted him half an hour ago.

"Brother Long, where are you? The water heater at home is broken."

He never got back to me.I buried my head between my arms and sighed softly. .

I'm sure he'll be home, he never sleeps out.

But he can't stay outside for too long because of his illness. I'm afraid that something will happen to him after falling asleep and falling ill.

In the past, when he dated a woman, I usually waited for him on the sofa.He won't come back until early in the morning, and he still smells of strange shower gel on his body.

He'd ask me why I wasn't sleeping, and I'd pretend I was watching a movie and forget the time.

Every now and then he would teach me a lesson.

It's cool to scold.

I now hope he comes home immediately and scolds me

A small red dot appeared in the WeChat message box, and I opened it hastily.

Long: Idiot, let the water last longer.

Eunuch Sun: It's been long enough, this time it's really broken.

Eunuch Sun: Brother Long, the water heater repairer is off work.Do you have the heart to let me, who is skinny and tender, take a cold shower?

After a long time, he came back to me.

Dragon: Jinhua Hotel 1302

Eunuch Sun: Hey, brother Long, you are Lieyan, I am so sorry to interrupt our good business of Mr. Ren

Father Sun: (animated expression)

dragon: roll

Clutching my cell phone, wearing pajama pants, and pulling on my Crocs, I ran downstairs quickly and hailed a taxi.

"Master! Hurry up! Jinhua Hotel.

"Young man, why are you in such a hurry?"

"Catch rape."

The driver was taken aback, and kept persuading me to calm down, telling me the truth, without missing a beat.I think he thinks too much.

Jinhua Hotel is a high-end hotel, I searched for a long time before I found 1302.At the gate of 1302, I took a deep breath.Before I could knock, the door of the room was opened.

It's a girl with short hair, wearing a suspender dress, light makeup, and single eyelids.

Another single eyelid, each one is a single eyelid.Really annoying.

I also have single eyelids, can you sleep with me?

She and I looked at each other without speaking.

She suddenly smiled and pulled me into the room, and said loudly: "Mr. Ren, don't let me go, why don't you say that your friend looks so good-looking? Come in, let's go together!"

Before I could react, she had pulled me down to the side of the bed.

I was taken aback.

At this time, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped abruptly, Ren Long came out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, with drops of water hanging on his chest, his hair was wet and curled back, still dripping.

The girl had already put her hand on my shoulder and touched my ear with her fingers.

"Shen Jiajia!"

He frowned fiercely, and said in a deep voice, "You go back first.

The girl with single eyelid curled her lips and reluctantly left.When the door was closed by her, there was a loud noise.

Ren Long and I were silent in the room without speaking.

It was so scary, it was almost a threesome.

After about a minute, I finally regained my composure and said with a smile: "Brother Long, it's so hot, can your body handle it? I'll cook you bullwhip soup tomorrow."

He came over and gave me a kick.He wears slippers and kicks without pain.

"You still have the nerve to say?"

"Hey, I didn't know that your uncooked rice could not be cooked. If I had known, I would have waited for you to finish your work before coming in at the door. I could also listen to a live version at the door without charging money."

He let out a "huh" in a breathy voice, "? Your brain has been cut off by pliers? You are in your 20s, and you don't have a word of seriousness, and you talk nonsense every day. I said before that you should be serious when you speak,? You When did you hear it? When you said stupid things, you were hard-headed, and you just got pressed by a girl on the bed, why didn’t you feel hard-headed? And when I went to see that female client last year...''

He started again.When he lectured, he cursed and cursed, and he liked to press his tongue back and forth on both sides of his cheeks, which was sexy.

I sat on the bed and listened to his lectures, nodding my head, shaking my legs, and perfunctory him.

I never scold him.Two reasons, first, I think cursing is a waste of time.Second, I can't scold him.

After he finished speaking, he gritted his teeth and gave me a headache, "Go and take a shower!"

After getting his order, I immediately ran to take a shower.

I came out of the bathroom shirtless and wrapped in a towel, and sat down next to him.He was wearing a bath towel around his waist, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and was looking at PPT.

"Brother Taki, do you agree with the plan of Group A?"

"Ah."

"Hahaha, did you watch the group today? Sister Huang sent a message in the group, but withdrew it again."

"Well, I just saw it."

I slapped him on the shoulder, "Don't blame her, I made that emoji of yours."

He glanced at me, "I know, who else but you?" He paused and said, "? I also know that you still have a group, and I'm not in the group."

"Yo! You know this. Oh, you understand, every company will have a boss group. Don't worry, I will help you supervise. Do you want to see your emoticons? There are many in my phone. .”

I took out my mobile phone and showed him. I laughed hard, but he was expressionless.

He's not looking at my phone, he's looking at me.

"What are you looking at me for? Look at this picture, I took this picture when you were glaring, hahahaha."

He looked serious.

I used to tease him too, but what's more, he wasn't angry.

But now I feel that the atmosphere is a bit wrong.

'Oh, don't be angry.Brother Taki, I won't do it anymore, I won't do it anymore. "

He nodded, wanted to say something, but hesitated.I waited for a long time.He said, "Go home."

It's a bit strange.

We didn't speak a word on the way.

After returning home, the first thing to do is to lock the door. I have developed this habit for more than half a year. I am afraid that after he has sexsomnia, he will run out at night when he falls asleep, fearing that something will happen to him.

He leaned on the sofa, tapping his fingers on the arm of the sofa, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Yang Yang."

I turned to look at him, he rarely called me by my first name.

"Yang Yang, why didn't you tell me about your girlfriend?

I laughed, "? Brother Long, what are you talking about? I have worshiped being single for so many years. Others don't know what kind of person I am, don't you know?"

"Don't pretend."

''I really don't.Brother Taki, can I not tell you that I have a girlfriend?"

"Yang Yang, you said last week that I was vulgar to find friends with benefits, so tell me, what is your situation now? Are you also looking for friends with benefits?"

He smiled, and continued: "Slap in the face? Don't play dumb, the one on your chest wasn't bitten by a mosquito."

I trembled.

Too bad, he was shirtless and had hickey marks on his chest just now, and he saw it.

I stammered and said: "Ah,? Brother Taki, you said this. This, this, this is because I am looking for a friend with benefits.''

I scratched my hair and continued: "You are such a big man, you can't still be a virgin. I shouldn't say you are tacky, I was wrong. Hahaha, I slapped you in the face."''

He didn't answer.

I looked at the floor, not daring to look up.The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Alas, 36 measures, the best plan is to walk.

"It's so late. Long brother, go to bed early, so we don't get bald, good night."''

I ran back to the room in a hurry.

Alas! Almost exposed!

the next day.

The two bowls on the table are steaming. I just cooked quick-frozen wontons.

At the dining table, the atmosphere was still a little weird. He scooped up the wontons with a spoon and kept silent.

I cleared my throat, "Brother Long, I will take Sister Huang and the others to meet Mr. Chen this afternoon."

"Well, remember to prepare a cigarette."

"It's been prepared a long time ago. Did you read Xiao Zhang's PPT yesterday?"

"Ah."

"How about it?"

"Well, it's alright."

"? Then what do you think of Xiao Li's?"

"Well, it's alright."

The atmosphere became a little awkward again.I racked my brains to think of other topics.

He said suddenly, "How about that girl?"

"what?"

"The one who slept with you."

I paused with the hand holding the chopsticks, and after only a second, I recovered my expression: "What? Brother Taki, do you want to have a threesome with us? I can't play this."

He glared at me.I smiled and continued: "She is very good, tall, likes sports, and has some muscles on her body."I don't know if you like it or not. If you like it, I will introduce it to you. Let's make a date. "

Hearing this, he probably wanted to scold someone.

Brother Long scolded, feeling refreshed.

"Then push her WeChat to me."

What?

The wonton in my mouth was swallowed whole and stuck in the esophagus. I covered my chest, feeling like I was going to choke to death.

He strode over to the coffee table, picked up the kettle and brought me a glass of water.After snatching the cup from his hand, I gulped it down, avoiding the tragedy of choking to death on wontons.

Holding the mug, I shook my head like a showman, "Tsk tsk, brother Long, you've changed."

He raised his chin slightly, grabbed the cup in my hand, turned around, turned his back to me and said: "I'm just kidding, I won't grab it with you."

A big stone fell to my heart.

oops.

This sexsomnia is really worrying.

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